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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

(h/t: distractify)

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Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

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Funny Comebacks

Funny Comebacks

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Never Mess With The Sister

Never Mess With The Sister

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P.BruxFHell
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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#20

Missing Something?

Missing Something?

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Savage Burn

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Lydia Interiano Dalton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have actually used that tiny brain of yours before you attacked Taco Bell like that man.

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Camille Chaffin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Im getting taco bell today now :) I get the chicken casadia

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James G. Currie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have to love the friendly put downs running around. lol -- about the only reason I *might* eventually look at Twitter.

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Daniel Brown
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

taco bell gg and btw your mom called me for lunch taco bell and she was a Quesadilla

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#22

Funny Comeback

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ElliotLord
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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#23

Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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Heart Breaking Comeback

Heart Breaking Comeback

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misguidedFer
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9 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#31

Bad Burn

Bad Burn

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Funny Comeback

Funny Comeback

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LockieScott
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

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Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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