There was once a time when we were taught to be kind. Turn the other cheek, be the better person, and all that jazz. Nowadays, it literally pays to be cruel. Netflix roasts are a case in point. Millions tune in to watch a star-studded comedic line-up hurl profanities and insults at celebrities like Tom Brady or Kevin Hart. But this trend apparently isn't reserved for the rich and famous...
Even ordinary people are having a field day being rude to strangers, as the internet becomes one big roasting pan. From clever comebacks to cattish comments, nothing is off-limits. Netizens are not just thinking outside the box; they're burning the box completely. Bored Panda has put together a list of some of the most epic and unique insults spotted online, for anyone who likes their roasts spicy and rare.
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Just Classic Elon Musk
America And Europe
Because they don't think the right to own guns is more important than the lives of children. Does that clear it up for you? - signed by an American who hates our gun culture
Alpha Beta Sigma Mentality
25 million dollars. That's how much football legend Tom Brady reportedly got paid to simply laugh it off, while a bunch of comedians and other famous people hurled insults at him and held him over the coals. Oh, and he also received a ring worth a cool $40k.
The Roast of Tom Brady, billed as The Greatest Roast of All Time, was hosted by Kevin Hart and broadcast live on Netflix in 2024. It pulled 13.8 million global views during its first week on the streaming platform, hitting #1 on the English-Language Top 10. It was yet more proof that people love a good bout of full-contact comedy, no holds barred...
Third Degree Burn
Guess He Never Saw The Movie Hidden Figures
This reminds me of a scene from Jurassic Park. Ian: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs. Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.
Sadly, Many People In Indiana Will Show Up For Him
Not many of us will admit to enjoying being insulted. But some believe comedy roasts can actually teach us to cope better when coming under fire.
"It’s important to remember that people insult you to get a reaction," notes Thought Catalog. "What if during all of those past instances where you got angry or upset by an insult, you had laughed instead? The insulter would likely be extremely confused, but they would also probably leave you alone."
His First Day
As a former homeless, I can tell you there are programs for low/no income people to have basic cell phones and plans, specifically so those people have a way to be contacted for job interviews and other services that can help them out of homelessness.
Joe Did Her Dirty
At The Start Of Wall E
Nationally Certified School Psychologist Izzy Kalman has been working in schools and private practice since 1978. He believes that roasts can teach us resilience, and even refers to them as "an antidote to bullying and narcissism."
Kalman writes that narcissists need to believe they are perfect and to be treated like they’re perfect. "They cannot tolerate being criticized or insulted and may even go into a rage when their image of perfection is assaulted," he adds. "Humor gives us pleasure because it is nature’s weapon against narcissism, preventing us from thinking we're perfect."
Brother You’re Imprisoned By A Honda Accord
The ones who think they're free are the ones most likely to persecute other people.
Somehow They Get Along
My Insurance Won't Cover This Level Of Burn
When it comes to celebrity roasts, Kalman says they show us that even the people we most admire and envy are not perfect, know they are not perfect, and can enjoy being made fun of publicly. "If those we put on pedestals can enjoy being made fun of, then so should we," the expert notes.
Such A "Proper" Slap On The Face 😅
Somehow, I Feel Seen
Failed Attempt To Come Off Hetero
I am a former boxer, and it could be the way the photo is but by looking at this it looks like these two individuals may actually have a significant age gap. They may actually also be in different boxing weight classes. Finally, there is the whole difference of ethnicities, which will definitely affect the physical appearance between two completely different people. So, notwithstanding the fact that this individual who originally posted this was trying to keep what men are supposed to look like. They also are basically comparing apples to oranges.
Comedian Nicky Glaser has become known as one of the queen of comedy roast since her stellar - and crass - appearance on The Roast of Tom Brady. Glaser didn't hold back as she threw punches at Brady.
“Tom Brady, five-time Super Bowl MVP, most career wins, most career touchdowns, you have seven rings. Well, eight now that Gisele gave hers back, but..." she said at one point.
Glaser revealed in an interview with Today.com that knowing your target is the key to a good roast. "It’s weird, because I don’t know these people. I don’t care about football, and I don’t really know why (Brady) is so great," she said. "So I just had to do my research and read his book and watch all of his interviews, and just get to a place where I was like, 'Oh my God, Tom Brady.' Like, where I believed in it, and I understood how great he was, so that I can then dismantle him."
Stay Out Of My Lane
When The Family Tree Needs Pruning
It hurts my brain that I at 74 understand more about cars than this dude.
Cheating CEO’s Exposed On Jumbotron
"Roasting someone is a lot like toasting them," reads Lumen Learning's Public Speaking Module on Speaking to Entertain and for Special Occasions. "The preparation can be the same: brainstorm a list of traits or characteristics you associate with that person. But now, rather than using this material to show how great the person is, use the traits to poke fun at them."
It adds that roast jokes are often a combination of character humor and hyperbole, and suggests that when preparing to roast someone, you identify a distinctive trait, exaggerate it, and then see where it takes you.
At Least He Is Honest
If They Were So Good Why Didnt They Win
Almost all the great Confederate generals were trained in the North, at West Point.
Getting Horses Higher Than His Cap
In recent years, roasts have moved off stage and into classrooms and digital spaces like TikTok. "The format is simple: two people face off, and their goal is to make the audience laugh at the other person's expense," explains Bitdefender.com. "Even though it may seem like a harmless exchange of jokes, roast battles can quickly cross the line into hurtful and damaging comments, especially for younger participants."
As A British Person, I Can Say That This Is A Bad Example Of Mushy Peas
Cardi B Is The Queen Of
Spotted In Local Subreddit
The difference between an organized adult roast, like The Roast of Tom Brady, and a casual kids' roast often comes down to consent. In televised roasts, grown-ups agree to participate and understand the context.
"Kids now imitate these roast battles, challenging friends, classmates, or even strangers to exchange insults publicly. What may start as friendly joking can escalate into mean-spirited comments, bullying, and long-term emotional harm," warns the site.
Worst She Can Say Is No
Was she "rude," or was she just assertive? As an assertive woman myself, I find I'm often called "rude," "bossy," or my personal favourite, "mouthy." Even in the year 2026, society still expects women to be quiet, demure and to not make a fuss.
Bill Murray's Looking Like A Caucasian Yoda
Young Jack Black
Some critics believe that roasting is merely glorified bullying, but Kalman disagrees. "Engaging in roasts, whether as insulter or target, is not evil or subversive. It is healthy and fun," says the expert. "The purpose is not to hurt people but to promote resilience and a sense of humor."
What are your thoughts on roasting or insulting someone in the name of fun? Let us know in the comments below.
His Dad Discussing His Mistakes
Fads. Waaaay back phone cards were a thing. From Stuff (NZ)-He said, where cards had previously been changing hands for as much as $14,000, they were now worth virtually nothing. "A market which was totally irrational came to its senses and the moment people realised that it was speculation driving it rather than real collector interest, it collapsed." Now, you can still pick up packs of mint condition cards online from Trade Me, starting from $1 no reserve... :-)
It Is A Nice Beard, Though
Did You Comb Your Hair With A Hammer This Morning?
A Two Layer Burn
Gave Birth To A ?
What An Underrated Comment
Once You See It
When Genetics Forget To Cooperate
Not the same, but close. When my twin brother and I were born, my mom needed a stroller for twins and went to buy one. The one the staff member she spoke to suggested was too big to fit in the car. So she told my mom to go buy a new car, then come back to buy the stroller. When my mom refused (obviously), she looked at my brother and I and told her "If it had been me I would have aborted one!". Wow! My mom later went to a German shop, where (stereotypically), she was efficiently given a stroller that fit in the car but also had a little part that my then 2 year-old brother could stand on.
The Guy Was "Trying" To Use A Raw Potato In A Waffle Maker To "Make Waffle Fries" - This Gem Was Below 👇 😂
A True High Value Man
I’m Billie Jean, And This Is Channel Threeheee
Very Accurate Comparison
Even The Pigeon Wouldn’t Be As Scary Looking
From A Blunderyears Post
You Can Smell It Through The Screen
Professionally Unemployed Final Boss
Appreciate The Heads Up
I'm Impressed, And Insulted At The Same Time
God Can Be A Serious Procrastinator
Okay This One Is A Bit Too Accurate
Does It Have A Return Policy?
$800 Billion And Still Posting Like He's Unemployed
Reminds Me Of The Kylie Jenner Challenge
The lips kinda suit his face, and at least he probably does not inject poison in them to achieve this look, Jessica!
Predicting The Future Of Carbon Monoxide
Mom: We Have Keanu Reeves At Home. The Keanu Reeves At Home:
Ariana And Cynthia
Dude Got Absolutely Violated
Jay And Silent Big Show
Mr Willakers! .....mr Willakers? ..........*thunk*
This Looks Like Someone Dehydrated Bieber 💀
I Guess This Works
TikTok Really Is Something
Absolutely Stunning View
Middle Class Taylor Swift
I Drank Some Faygo Yesterday And It Wasn't Even That Good I Dunno What Juggalos Are On About
I Think My Oven Is Broken
Damn, That's A New One For Me
That'll Do Donkey, That'll Do
He Looks Like A Character From Manhunt
Dude Looks Like The Definition Of A Divorce
Locked Out? No Problem, Just Let Her Chew On A Blank For A Second
Walking Caricature Portrait
I’d Award Him Too, But I’m Broke Af
TikTok Comments Remain Undefeated 😂
Looks Like A Disappointed Baby At That
Willow Smith's Vocals
2000s Cartoonists Be Like:
Can’t Say I’ve Heard This One Before LOL
A Creative Gordon Ramsay Insult On Masterchef Us S9
Brutal Zinger From Instagram
Looks Like An Ostrich That Wished It Was Human
In All My Life I’ve Never Seen A Hairline Joke Like This😭
Underwater Sea Creature In Shell
Looks Like He’s Standing Behind It
Homie Looks Ready To Bust A Move
A Topp Tier Read
Tarantino's Alt Account
I'll Never Look At A Salt Shaker The Same Way Again
What did I think? What did I think??? Ughhhhh, that's what. Maybe you should stop using AI to find "funny" things, Evelina.
My last salary was $8750, ecom only worked 12 hours a week. My longtime neighbor yr estimated $15,000 and works about 20 hours for seven days. I can't believe how blunt he was when I looked up his information, This is what I do..... 𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐀𝐭𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦
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My last salary was $8750, ecom only worked 12 hours a week. My longtime neighbor yr estimated $15,000 and works about 20 hours for seven days. I can't believe how blunt he was when I looked up his information, This is what I do..... 𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐀𝐭𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦
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