If a dog tag is a term used in the military to name an identification tag, then our furry four-legged friends, that are wearing one, must be some kind of warriors. The kind that sleeps on the couch all day and slobbers all over your face, mostly. However, even the laziest pooch or tabby can get separated from its owner. Sadly, you cannot call them on the phone (yet) if such is the case.

So the easiest way to ensure that your pet will find its home after running away is a collar tag. Most often a tag has the owners phone number and the animals name written on it, but nobody said, that dog and cat tags had to be boring! They can be a fun way to give your pet a personalized accessory, or a good way to make whoever found your escaped adventurer laugh. A funny dog tag can also be a perfect gift to an animal owner.

Microchips that identify your pet is also a good idea to keep them safe, though they're not nearly as fun as these funny dog collars. Scroll through our list and you will definitely find some funny dog tag ideas!

#1

Great Dog Tag

Great Dog Tag

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LoisReese
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5 years ago

Awesome

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#2

Found This Hunting Dog. I Guess He Isn't Lost

Found This Hunting Dog. I Guess He Isn't Lost

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MarkHauser
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5 years ago

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Jerk with a hunting dog big surprise

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#3

Saw A Cat That I Thought Was Lost In A Nearby Park

Saw A Cat That I Thought Was Lost In A Nearby Park

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AnitaEllingsen
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5 years ago

SMART

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#4

If You Can Read This I Will Lick You

If You Can Read This I Will Lick You

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LoisReese
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5 years ago

I need one of these for my dog. Whoever saw it would already know by the time they got that close.

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#5

Mommy's Favorite Asshole

Mommy's Favorite Asshole

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AngelaJones
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5 years ago

She likes him more than her own butthole.

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#6

I Found My Neighbors Cat

I Found My Neighbors Cat

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AmyBroderick
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5 years ago

My Oliver has that same exact collar!

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#7

We Moved, So I Had To Get The Dog And Cat New Name Tags

We Moved, So I Had To Get The Dog And Cat New Name Tags

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CrackrJax
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5 years ago

I don't see what that has to do with moving, but it's hilarious

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#8

My Cat Got His First Name Tag Today

My Cat Got His First Name Tag Today

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MariaJoseLeiva
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5 years ago

Omg. Love the name!

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#9

It Was Time For A New Tag For His Collar

It Was Time For A New Tag For His Collar

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HiediH
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5 years ago

Malcolm?!? LOL

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#10

I Like Smelling Butts And I Cannot Lie

I Like Smelling Butts And I Cannot Lie

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NicolasCruz
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5 years ago

Love it ! Love it

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#11

So Lost, Very Call, Wow

So Lost, Very Call, Wow

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AlishaSmith
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5 years ago

lol, this one is good :)

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#12

Rumpole Has Been Escaping, So He Got A New Purple Collar And Tag. He Is A Bad Cat

Rumpole Has Been Escaping, So He Got A New Purple Collar And Tag. He Is A Bad Cat

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JudyDowney
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5 years ago

He's a very handsome kitteh!

#13

Adventure Cat

Adventure Cat

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MariaJoseLeiva
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5 years ago

"nutbuster11"

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#14

Friends New Cat Tag, She Kept Getting Adopted

Friends New Cat Tag, She Kept Getting Adopted

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#15

Just To Freak People Out If They Find Her...

Just To Freak People Out If They Find Her...

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CarolFlinn
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5 years ago

Love this. Want one.

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#16

Had To Get New Tags For The Dog Dude Today

Had To Get New Tags For The Dog Dude Today

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Inzane_sniper
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5 years ago

Dogmeat?! :O

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#17

Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty

Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty

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CrackrJax
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5 years ago

Hehe my fave

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#18

My Boyfriend Thinks He's Hilarious

My Boyfriend Thinks He's Hilarious

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#19

Zero Woofs Given

Zero Woofs Given

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CristenBreuer
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5 years ago

Moose has zero woofs. Literally. Many more funny pet ID tags available at www.buybadtags.com

#20

Waffles Got A Waffle Dog Tag

Waffles Got A Waffle Dog Tag

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TessaKrellner
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5 years ago

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

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#21

I Bought Puppy Dog A Lost Tag

I Bought Puppy Dog A Lost Tag

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#22

Everyday Is Hump Day

Everyday Is Hump Day

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AmyParis
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5 years ago

My dogs tag said if found I got out again please call my mom

#23

One Dog, One Cat, Two Extremely Accurate Tags

One Dog, One Cat, Two Extremely Accurate Tags

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llbuccola
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5 years ago

I need that one for my dog. F-ing escape artist. -_-

#24

I Thought You Guys Might Like My Dog, Cooper. Dog Tag Is Accurate

I Thought You Guys Might Like My Dog, Cooper. Dog Tag Is Accurate

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SusannaVesna
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5 years ago

Ahahah! With that hair! For sure!

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#25

Bones Before Bitches

Bones Before Bitches

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blugeagua
Community Member
5 years ago

Wow, misogyny in a dog collar. How despicable.

#26

'i'm A Massive Lion'

'i'm A Massive Lion'

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MichelleFernung
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5 years ago

True cattitude

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#27

Collar Tag

Collar Tag

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selchidh
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5 years ago

MAGNIFICENT.

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#28

Laziness At Its Finest

Laziness At Its Finest

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MelissaApple
Community Member
5 years ago

I love it

#29

Made This For My Boy Who Likes To Run Off Whilst I Try And Catch Up. Owner Is Coming.

Made This For My Boy Who Likes To Run Off Whilst I Try And Catch Up. Owner Is Coming.

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#30

Dog Lover With Attitude

Dog Lover With Attitude

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Louiseme0w
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5 years ago

idiot. you left your phone number anyone could prank call you now

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#31

Dog Collar Rickroll'd

Dog Collar Rickroll'd

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CrackrJax
Community Member
5 years ago

bahahahahaha

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#32

So My Brother Got A New Dog Tag

So My Brother Got A New Dog Tag

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#33

I Just Don't Give A Woof

I Just Don't Give A Woof

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CristenBreuer
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5 years ago

Lucy could care less. View more funny pics on instagram @badtags or www.buybadtags.com :)

#34

I Farted

I Farted

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#35

Thor God Of Thunder

Thor God Of Thunder

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AlexPanayotopoulos
Community Member
5 years ago

Not "dog of thunder"?

#36

A Friend Of Mine Got Her Dog A New Tag Today

A Friend Of Mine Got Her Dog A New Tag Today

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#37

Our Cat Lost His Collar And Name Tag So, I Sent My Boyfriend To Get New Ones

Our Cat Lost His Collar And Name Tag So, I Sent My Boyfriend To Get New Ones

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Noor
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5 years ago

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his nigga??? really?? -_- Yeah lets give the cat a nametag with a slavename on it..

#38

Call My Daddy

Call My Daddy

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#39

Thailand

Thailand

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LeopardHorse56
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5 years ago

Aww... It's in the wrong post, but the message is too sweet to dislike... PLZ DONT DISLIKE

#40

She's My Little Shadow.

She's My Little Shadow.

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