Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

#1

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
2 months ago

it's a gemstone

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#2

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
2 months ago

Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.

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#3

And Passports Too

And Passports Too

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
2 months ago

They’ll never get hold of mine. I wear it every day.

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There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

#4

Socialism

Socialism

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Iapetos
Community Member
2 months ago

I want cake now.

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#5

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
2 months ago

Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

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#6

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

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Shelp
Community Member
2 months ago

Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

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The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

#7

That's Not How That... Never Mind

That's Not How That... Never Mind

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Rowlie
Community Member
2 months ago

I wonder if Your sister will be a mother or a father

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#8

Do These People Have Brains?

Do These People Have Brains?

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

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#9

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

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Rowlie
Community Member
2 months ago

I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

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#10

What A Time To Be Alive

What A Time To Be Alive

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Beverly
Community Member
2 months ago

I'm getting sadder and sadder reading these.

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#11

Mystery Solved

Mystery Solved

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Rowlie
Community Member
2 months ago

I guess the tree must have been enjoying itself all this time

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#12

I Wonder Why

I Wonder Why

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Izzy_
Community Member
2 months ago

Unless the child was switched at the hospital by mistake lol

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#13

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
2 months ago

so innocent

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#14

Just What

Just What

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MnM2520
Community Member
2 months ago

???

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#15

Bye, America See You - Never

Bye, America See You - Never

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Izzy_
Community Member
2 months ago

You mean geography???

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#16

Umm Ok

Umm Ok

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
2 months ago

The cap explains it all...

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#17

Get This Idea Patented

Get This Idea Patented

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Tabitha L
Community Member
2 months ago

Ha. That is great. This person probably thought the were being so profound.

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#18

She Has Bigger Issues

She Has Bigger Issues

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
2 months ago

If you’re that stupid, you really shouldn’t be procreating.

Samantha Lomb
Community Member
2 months ago

sadly these are the same ones who are clueless about birth control

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Tabitha L
Community Member
2 months ago

Good thing her friend didn't buy 6 tests. This poor woman would be in cardiac arrest.

Sinkvenice
Community Member
2 months ago

This is one of the many reasons why people should take some sort of exam to determine whether or not they're mentally equipped (amongst other things) to have a child. People should also have to obtain a license beforehand, to enable them to have said child.

Phunny Philosopher
Community Member
2 months ago

I used to agree with this. I thought the movie Idiocracy was brilliant. Then (by chance) I started to research the Eugenics movement in America. Absolutely chilling. There's a good article on listverse dot com called "Ten Horrifying Facts About American Eugenics". Do you think Hitler invented racial extermination? Think again. It started in America. TL;DR: People actually WERE required to take an exam. Those who failed were sterilized by force and without consent. Other reasons someone could be sterilized? Not being white.

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
2 months ago

So if she didn't test she'd still be a virgin?

Esca Sav
Community Member
2 months ago

I feel bad for those four kids

StillBrian'smom
Community Member
2 months ago

LOL. finally some humor

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Maurettis
Community Member
2 months ago

this is the main problem of having porn as your sole sexual education

Adam C
Community Member
2 months ago

haha she is really funny.

TheHerplover
Community Member
2 months ago

For the love of god I hope so

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backatya
Community Member
2 months ago

lol dumb ass doesn't need to be a mom.

Donovan Strader
Community Member
2 months ago

I feel bad for the kid

Norah Reilly
Community Member
2 months ago

Please God, let that test be a false positive...

Downunderdude
Community Member
2 months ago

If only she'd bought her nine tests, she could have had a baseball team.

Downunderdude
Community Member
2 months ago

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I wonder if she knew how she got pregnant?

Patrick Shore
Community Member
2 months ago

buy her one !

A M
Community Member
2 months ago

All that I can think is that it's been a shock to her to discover that she's with a baby, she's been emotional because of all the pregnancy hormones and after 2 minutes of crying she's been laughing for her though of 4 kids. Eventually she'll become a wonderful mother.

StillBrian'smom
Community Member
2 months ago

Finally. Some kindness. Some reality. Some hope for humanity after all the horrible, cruel comments that have been spewed out on this whole collection. Thank you thank you thank you

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Viv Hart
Community Member
2 months ago

These people have the vote? That's why they have DD as President!

Lynn Morello
Community Member
2 months ago

Seriously?

Lamb Taylor
Community Member
2 months ago

Frightening!!!

Dragon girl
Community Member
2 months ago

:facepalm:

Hugh Crawford
Community Member
2 months ago

Damn, Trump is right, test less, get fewer positives.

John Seidel
Community Member
2 months ago

Buy her some more tests. See how far you can get before she catches on.

Steve Cruz
Community Member
2 months ago

Ask how she's going to inform the FOUR FATHERS.

ROBERT NELSON
Community Member
2 months ago

i have no words to describe this stupidity

Anna Salerno
Community Member
2 months ago

Bawahahahaha too many dumbass liberals out there!

sebastian nye
Community Member
2 months ago

maybe she already had 3 kids?

Jane Dorothy Warner
Community Member
2 months ago

Humans are NOT the most intelligent species on Earth.

Vicki Perizzolo
Community Member
2 months ago

yes - they a pill for that -- you should take it.

Mike Goins
Community Member
2 months ago

And that's probably why she's pregnant.

Daniele Ribolla
Community Member
2 months ago

... so sad that they'll become mother and father... :-(

Mumof1
Community Member
2 months ago

No!

Mike Rodrick
Community Member
2 months ago

Should have gotten 10 tests!

Billy The Kid
Community Member
2 months ago

good job she didnt take 10!

Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
2 months ago

This is Gold!

Ram Lastname
Community Member
2 months ago

N.O. This one *can't* be real. [I hope!!!]

Ram Lastname
Community Member
2 months ago

N.O. This one *can't be real. [I hope!!!]

dev mehta
Community Member
2 months ago

This post is fake...nobody can be that stupid

Kim Bush
Community Member
2 months ago

If only that was true... They do exist

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Xavier Wescott
Community Member
2 months ago

Anyone here ever seen "Idiocracy"?

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
2 months ago

LOL!!!! Free birth control for all, early and often!!!

Just another bot
Community Member
2 months ago

Poor baby

Panda with Heart
Community Member
2 months ago

Close your legs asap!

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
2 months ago

must be same woman who's wonder why it's not possible to choose baby daddy

CatWoman312
Community Member
2 months ago

Wow maybe she should consider adoption

Busaina Mahira
Community Member
2 months ago

lmaoooooooooooooooo

Elizabeth Gardner
Community Member
2 months ago

I am speechless! was she blonde or just stupid?

Sun Shine
Community Member
2 months ago

clearly those children will not be the smartest on earth.

Richard Brown
Community Member
2 months ago

Kids gonna abort itself with a mum that dumb

lara
Community Member
2 months ago

See, they breed.

Dave
Community Member
2 months ago

She should not have kids. Not one. Ever.

Stille20
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2 months ago

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That sounds like a "blonde joke"

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#19

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

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hobbitly
Community Member
2 months ago

Clearly this is just trolling

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#20

Waterproof Level At 100

Waterproof Level At 100

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Vanta Black
Community Member
2 months ago

Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

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#21

Pickle Problems

Pickle Problems

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earringnut
Community Member
2 months ago

Admitting you did a stupid is the first step to recovery.

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#22

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

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ThreeOfAKind
Community Member
2 months ago

They are the second type of people then

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#23

Hold Up

Hold Up

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
2 months ago

well a bunch of people just got their identities stolen

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#24

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

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Nicola Roberts
Community Member
2 months ago

Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

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#25

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

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Scagsy
Community Member
2 months ago

It's all in the edit.

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#26

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

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Rowlie
Community Member
2 months ago

I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

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#27

I Am Speechless

I Am Speechless

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
2 months ago

For diabetics, best only use 1/2 cup of sugar

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#28

Fake ID Fail

Fake ID Fail

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
2 months ago

I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

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#29

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

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#30

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

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Emma Knappe
Community Member
2 months ago

At least she realized lol

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#31

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
2 months ago

The French "Noir" following it should have been a give away

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#32

Halloween Couple Of The Year

Halloween Couple Of The Year

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Chris Wade
Community Member
2 months ago

SuperAlabamaMan

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#33

Baby Smoothie

Baby Smoothie

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Palestinian warrior
Community Member
2 months ago

Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

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#34

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
2 months ago

For more breaking news visit the Onion News site.

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#35

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

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Malakai
Community Member
2 months ago

Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

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#36

Welcome To Calculus 101

Welcome To Calculus 101

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
2 months ago

That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

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#37

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Chris Wade
Community Member
2 months ago

I rest my case.

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#38

Idiotic Landlord

Idiotic Landlord

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Pensive
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

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#39

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

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David Wong
Community Member
2 months ago

Then he sold it on the next stop, with shaky hands.

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#40

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

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Rowlie
Community Member
2 months ago

I'm surprised they noticed

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#41

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
2 months ago

That "sh*t" have feelings bruh

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#42

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

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earringnut
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?

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#43

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
2 months ago

perpetuum mobile

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#44

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
2 months ago

Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

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#45

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
2 months ago

The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

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#46

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
2 months ago

Maybe she's just got a ton of insulin to spare.

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#47

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

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Rowlie
Community Member
2 months ago

right number, wrong person- solved it

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#48

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
2 months ago

Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

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#49

Me Neither

Me Neither

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yxkb
Community Member
2 months ago

She is rebel, that's why. She makes her own labels! ;)

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#50

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago

Myanus.

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