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Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

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Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.

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There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

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Who’s Gonna Tell Her

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

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Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

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The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

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That's Not How That... Never Mind

That's Not How That... Never Mind

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if Your sister will be a mother or a father

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Monday
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if their other child is going to be a brother or a sister

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That reminds me of the Friends episode where Monica says, “I’m sorry, I’m just so excited about being an aunt!” And Joey adds, “Or an uncle!”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh goodness I fear for how stupid life will be in my old age :'))

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Hannah Kerbes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean when my sister was pregnant the first time I said the same thing- as a joke

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Shelp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be interesting if it worked that way, though. Everything is just a particular language convention.

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Helen Taylor
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if your mum is gonna be a grandma or grandpa, wait, that’s not how it works...

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Paul K. Johnson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It might not even be your sister's baby! Have you asked her if she's sure?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did anyone consider that maybe she was making a joke? And maybe it was one of those "DUH" moments but you know you've all done it! Probably more than once

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just so very, very hard to look at. Cringe level: 1000.

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Bonnie North
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if you will eventually have a high school diploma or a GED...

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Al Reilly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to name my Brother's twins a boy & a Girl I Named her Denise & him Denephew!!

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katboxjanitor
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, that is an interesting way to hint at your gender identity....eh?

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Vicki Perizzolo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow! I truly have a problem fathoming how humans survive with that level of stupid going on in their heads

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When my sister was pregnant we also joked about whether my brother or I would become uncle or aunt, in the sense of whether she would have a boy or a girl

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Do These People Have Brains?

Do These People Have Brains?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

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To Ask For A Mysterious Service

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

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What A Time To Be Alive

What A Time To Be Alive

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Mystery Solved

Mystery Solved

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I Wonder Why

I Wonder Why

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Get This Idea Patented

Get This Idea Patented

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha. That is great. This person probably thought the were being so profound.

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She Has Bigger Issues

She Has Bigger Issues

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Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

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Waterproof Level At 100

Waterproof Level At 100

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

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Pickle Problems

Pickle Problems

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No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

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Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

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Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

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Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

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Fake ID Fail

Fake ID Fail

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

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We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

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Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

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Baby Smoothie

Baby Smoothie

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

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#34

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

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#35

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

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Welcome To Calculus 101

Welcome To Calculus 101

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

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Idiotic Landlord

Idiotic Landlord

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

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A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

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This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

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Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?

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Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

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#44

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

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Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

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She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

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#48

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

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Me Neither

Me Neither

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#51

"Romanians Should Have Yt On English Because Yes, That's Why"

"Romanians Should Have Yt On English Because Yes, That's Why"

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#52

"I Thought This Was Common Sense"

"I Thought This Was Common Sense"

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Few Biology Classes Would Help

Few Biology Classes Would Help

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why sex ed instead of "abstinence only" would be a good idea. Also why Americans need to stop demonizing sex. Its a perfectly normal biological function

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If Only Someone Had Thought Of That

If Only Someone Had Thought Of That

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only there was a way to stop these people from breeding. They owe it to the gene pool.

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Vaccines = Tide Pods

Vaccines = Tide Pods

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Likely the person that posted that shares more than 80% of their DNA with banana peels.

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It Will Never Happen Again I Guess

It Will Never Happen Again I Guess

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#57

Throwback To When The White House Secretary Posted His Password Publicly 2 Days In A Row

Throwback To When The White House Secretary Posted His Password Publicly 2 Days In A Row

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#58

Tried To Hang A Curtain Over My Front Door, But Didn’t Realize What I Did Until I Stepped Back

Tried To Hang A Curtain Over My Front Door, But Didn’t Realize What I Did Until I Stepped Back

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#59

Voldemort Was An Aborted Fetus Guys

Voldemort Was An Aborted Fetus Guys

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#60

Your Address, Mark

Your Address, Mark

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good job he’s not speaking to a cop. He’s just given the game away.

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Wearing Glasses Defines Your Sexuality

Wearing Glasses Defines Your Sexuality

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Actually, That's Exactly What You Voted For

Actually, That's Exactly What You Voted For

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When a hard Brexit comes, they can even go to the embassy to get a Visa, before entering Europe. That should reduce the queues at the immigration

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To Do Math

To Do Math

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Maybe He Should Hire Someone For That

Maybe He Should Hire Someone For That

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one can speak for the president. Only Donald can speak for the president and he's got words, big words, tremendous big words and number, big numbers, tremendous big numbers. And no one has bigger numbers than he does, And he understands them, those tremendous numbers. Because he has friends, good friends, good close friends that asked him how he knew so much numbers. And words, also, words, No one has ever known so much about words as he does.

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A Woody Is A Woody I Guess

A Woody Is A Woody I Guess

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Stupidius Maximus

Stupidius Maximus

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We Have Ourselves A Genius

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#71

“Read A Book”

“Read A Book”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kids and I once received a lengthy lecture from an old man in a doctor's office waiting room about how kids are always "playing on devices" and "never read books anymore". The device we each had was a Kindle and we were all literally reading books.

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Well, Obviously, You Have To Have Blue Eyes For It To Work

Well, Obviously, You Have To Have Blue Eyes For It To Work

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#73

A Guy At My Wife's Job Still Thinks That His New Plant Is A Cactus. It's Actually A Pickle That Is Replaced By A New One Each 2 Days

A Guy At My Wife's Job Still Thinks That His New Plant Is A Cactus. It's Actually A Pickle That Is Replaced By A New One Each 2 Days

It's been like that for 2 weeks now

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Thinking That Everyone In Chernobyl Is Called Conrad

Thinking That Everyone In Chernobyl Is Called Conrad

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Greetings, Conrad!" "Good to see you, Conrad!" "Have you spoken to our Conrad lately?" "Shh! Our mutual Conrad must not be mentioned in such a public setting! No Conrads here! Except the two of us Conrads, obviously!"

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I Can't Show You Proof Vaccines Are Dangerous Because The Government Controls The Internet

I Can't Show You Proof Vaccines Are Dangerous Because The Government Controls The Internet

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America Is The Reason You Have Cars. Nope

America Is The Reason You Have Cars. Nope

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Blind People Can’t Draw

Blind People Can’t Draw

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew a blind woman who loved to paint. She hadn't gone blind until later in life. As long as someone told her which color was which she was happy as a clam.

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"Ghost Baby" In Son's Crib

"Ghost Baby" In Son's Crib

So last night I was positive there was a ghost baby in the bed with my son. I was so freaked out, I barely slept. I even tried creeping in there with a flashlight while my son was sleeping. Well, this morning I go to investigate a bit further. It turns out my husband just forgot to put the mattress protector on when he changed the sheets. I could kill him.

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My Wife Said Measure The Door, I Told Her All Doors Are The Same Size

My Wife Said Measure The Door, I Told Her All Doors Are The Same Size

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boss has a sign in his office that says, “When in doubt, do it the way your wife told you to the first time.”

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She Thought She Was Getting A Deal

She Thought She Was Getting A Deal

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#88

Just Realized My Soap Wasn’t Working Because It’s Literally A Block Of Cheese

Just Realized My Soap Wasn’t Working Because It’s Literally A Block Of Cheese

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does one physically make this mistake? At what point does one accidentally swap soap with cheese?

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Ah Yes, This Will Help The Blind

Ah Yes, This Will Help The Blind

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#93

CB At Wally World Thinks They Deserve A Discount Because The Kayak Got Wet

CB At Wally World Thinks They Deserve A Discount Because The Kayak Got Wet

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if the kayak was there for a longer period of time, the sun, wind and other things could have damage it enough to put it in sale. And maybe the conversation wasn't so "stupid" after all. I can imagine him asking how much is it and after he found out it's too expensive, he could just ask if there is any sale for the displayed one.

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“Please Stop Using It”

“Please Stop Using It”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news, every day I am... I don't know it's just the way I am..." - Eminam... er, Eminem...

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This Is Stupid

This Is Stupid

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#97

It’s Not A Real Fire

It’s Not A Real Fire

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The look on his face is amazing. To be fair..it's still manufacturing a TV and using electricity just to be wall art.

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Sometimes You Wonder

Sometimes You Wonder

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can't possibly be this stupid... The effort of covering the car aside, you would be painting the calipers, brake pads, disks and everything. That can't possibly be/look good.

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Nailed It

Nailed It

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rather unprofessional of the supervisor to just ask for a person instead of doing any kind of introduction. "Hello, this is X with Y company. Have I reached Z?"

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You Can’t Make It Up

You Can’t Make It Up

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

contrary to popular belief (and EU propaganda), "Europe" and "The EU" are not one and the same...

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#102

Umm That’s Not How Percentages Work

Umm That’s Not How Percentages Work

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#103

He Didn't Want His Xbox To Get A Virus

He Didn't Want His Xbox To Get A Virus

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe he didn’t want to play with someone who coughs into a microphone as it’s damn annoying.

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#105

Math Be Hard

Math Be Hard

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Billionaires only exist by not paying people properly and by not giving their staff decent working conditions.

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#106

Jeez, NASA Just Take A Picture

Jeez, NASA Just Take A Picture

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Scagsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like a picture of an alien as well if you're taking requests NASA

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#107

Yesterday, I Asked My Coworker To Send Me A Description Of The Investors I’ll Be Meeting Today. This Is What He Sent Me

Yesterday, I Asked My Coworker To Send Me A Description Of The Investors I’ll Be Meeting Today. This Is What He Sent Me

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#109

The First Ingredient Is Honey, So It Probably Mostly Is

The First Ingredient Is Honey, So It Probably Mostly Is

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#110

Because Math

Because Math

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Nela Rothenbach
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my....someone take a screenshot of some of the comments here and add it to the list

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#111

Hello Georgie

Hello Georgie

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#112

Old Man Smoking While Pumping Gas. When The Attendant Told Him He Couldn’t Smoke While Pumping Gas, He Replied “It’s Diesel, Not Gas”

Old Man Smoking While Pumping Gas. When The Attendant Told Him He Couldn’t Smoke While Pumping Gas, He Replied “It’s Diesel, Not Gas”

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Fish Boden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair you can't ignite diesel fumes in the same way as you can with petrol.

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#113

Damn, If Bike Gears Scare The Kid Then Car Engines Are Gonna Traumatize Them

Damn, If Bike Gears Scare The Kid Then Car Engines Are Gonna Traumatize Them

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Shelp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Time for you to spin the gears really fast while doing your best evil laugh

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#114

Bluetooth Hose

Bluetooth Hose

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bought one of these, but they are useless if your waterpipes don't have Bluetooth also. Another $100 down the drain.

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#117

Some People Aren’t Even Trying

Some People Aren’t Even Trying

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Vanta Black
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This story gets even worse. The customer only bought something that was 64 cents.

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#118

Do I Really Have To Tell Them Or Should I Let Them Figure It Out

Do I Really Have To Tell Them Or Should I Let Them Figure It Out

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Vanta Black
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope it wasn't the teacher who sent the original text, but the way it's worded...

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#119

When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster

When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster

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Malakai
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean this isn't great, but I'm not sure what else they could've done with it. Also this was posted in another article like...yesterday

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#121

You're Standing Right In Front Of The Best Example In The Whole World That Proves That Walls Don't Work

You're Standing Right In Front Of The Best Example In The Whole World That Proves That Walls Don't Work

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both bigoted and stupid all in one tweet. Just needs a MAGA hat for the trifecta

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#122

Welp, Better Throw This iPhone Out Then

Welp, Better Throw This iPhone Out Then

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#123

It's About Time To Learn What The Real Italian Cuisine Is

It's About Time To Learn What The Real Italian Cuisine Is

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#124

Columbia Professor Accidentally Poisons Self Rather Than Get Flu Shot

Columbia Professor Accidentally Poisons Self Rather Than Get Flu Shot

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poisoned himself and told people how to make cyanide. Maybe take the semester off dude.

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#125

My Mother-In-Law Keeps Complaining That Her Kindle Wouldn’t Charge

My Mother-In-Law Keeps Complaining That Her Kindle Wouldn’t Charge

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#127

Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder

Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder

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MrTree1779
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing re-hydrates a man like a can of cheese-flavored Pringles

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#128

Mother Knew I Wanted A Roomba But Didn't Want To Waste That Much Money On One. So She Found One For A Bargain. Note, It Has Zero Vacuuming Ability

Mother Knew I Wanted A Roomba But Didn't Want To Waste That Much Money On One. So She Found One For A Bargain. Note, It Has Zero Vacuuming Ability

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#129

Maybe Not The Best Choice For A Sign

Maybe Not The Best Choice For A Sign

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Christophe Beunens
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

actually she wanted to point out that she made something of her life, after the divorce. Good for her!

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#130

The “Boat” Scene

The “Boat” Scene

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martin734
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spoiler alert: It is a physical impossibility to recreate that scene for real, the air trapped under the boat would make it too buoyant for two men to hold it on the bottom.

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#133

My Sister Drove Her Entire Way To Work Like This, And She Had To Call Our Dad To Find Out What Was Wrong With Her Car

My Sister Drove Her Entire Way To Work Like This, And She Had To Call Our Dad To Find Out What Was Wrong With Her Car

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#134

One Of My Coworkers Was Eager To Unpack Her New Mouse

One Of My Coworkers Was Eager To Unpack Her New Mouse

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#135

Always Gotta Be Inclusive

Always Gotta Be Inclusive

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Jo Choto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, it's just about being represented and blind people don't have to be able to see emojis to be able to use them. My adult niece is blind and she always sends emojis.

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#136

Facebook Gem

Facebook Gem

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Gogubaci
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are we not going to talk about how the dog's identity is protected lmao

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#137

Cooking Skills Out Of This World

Cooking Skills Out Of This World

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#138

At Least He Realized His Mistake

At Least He Realized His Mistake

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#139

Theo Is Very Confused

Theo Is Very Confused

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#140

Confused

Confused

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Vanta Black
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two people with the same name? Ridiculous. I'd know if there was another Vanta Black out there, but I've never seen one.

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#141

My Coworker Returned The Front Desk Stapler Like This. Told Me It Ran Out Of Staples

My Coworker Returned The Front Desk Stapler Like This. Told Me It Ran Out Of Staples

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#142

Fixing A Toilet Leak. I'm An Idiot

Fixing A Toilet Leak. I'm An Idiot

I took 2 trips to Home Depot, worked with a hernia, spent a load of time putting the wax ring and screws on... Only to install the toilet and forget about the door.

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On top of that I forgot that I could unhinge the door and fix the situation....

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#144

So This Happened

So This Happened

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Jo Choto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They wouldn't have survived being swallowed. Stomach acid would have killed them. So he probably inserted them the other end...

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#146

My Neighbor Is So Bright

My Neighbor Is So Bright

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Lily Lu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, that is something you don't know if you lived on the equator your whole life and got to North America for the first time.

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Idiot Detected

Idiot Detected

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#148

She Didn't Think It Through

She Didn't Think It Through

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John Montgomery
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair I remember a child's book that kept calling orange yellow. Maybe she read the same one. I wish I could remember the book title. It'd probably be a laugh now.

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#149

I'm An Idiot. Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

I'm An Idiot. Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

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#150

God Dammit People

God Dammit People

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#151

Welp

Welp

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MrTree1779
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you quit that very moment because you're excited that you won the lottery, you probably didn't like your job too much anyway, and thought nothing of your crew. In any case, good luck getting the job back.

#152

Well That's An Interesting Conspiracy Theory

Well That's An Interesting Conspiracy Theory

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Nevid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Georges Pompidou, president of France between June 1969 and April 1974 died in office of a cancer.

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#153

10 Hours Later

10 Hours Later

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Vanta Black
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Burn, damn you! Burn!" "This is what you get for shopping at a dollar store!" "There must be some reason it won't light..." *drops the candle* "...huh... 2 C batteries... didn't know they still made those..."

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#154

"Why Would I Need To Learn About Chemistry?"

"Why Would I Need To Learn About Chemistry?"

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’ll slosh everywhere if it doesn’t melt the buckets.

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#155

I Bought A Used Car And Have Been Waiting For My License Plates, Even After Receiving My Registration With License Plate Number. I'm An Idiot

I Bought A Used Car And Have Been Waiting For My License Plates, Even After Receiving My Registration With License Plate Number. I'm An Idiot

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok, in fairness the dealer tags are not usually used to cover permanent tags but are good for 30 days and have to be exchanged when the car is registered

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#156

There Are No Koalas In The Amazon

There Are No Koalas In The Amazon

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#157

Good Thing They Have Windshield Visor

Good Thing They Have Windshield Visor

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#158

Is It So Hard To Get Just A Little Proof?

Is It So Hard To Get Just A Little Proof?

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Ritchat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not stupidity, that's a joke about John Cena being invisible that even turned into a meme ("you can't see me"). https://www.quora.com/Can-somebody-explain-to-me-about-John-Cena-you-cant-see-me-joke

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