Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

#1

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

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Christophe Beunens
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5 months ago

it's a gemstone

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#2

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

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Rabbit Carrot
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5 months ago

Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.

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#3

And Passports Too

And Passports Too

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Rabbit Carrot
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5 months ago

They’ll never get hold of mine. I wear it every day.

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There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

#4

Socialism

Socialism

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Iapetos
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5 months ago

I want cake now.

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#5

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

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#6

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

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Shelp
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5 months ago

Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

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The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

#7

That's Not How That... Never Mind

That's Not How That... Never Mind

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I wonder if Your sister will be a mother or a father

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#8

Do These People Have Brains?

Do These People Have Brains?

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

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#9

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

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#10

What A Time To Be Alive

What A Time To Be Alive

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Beverly
Community Member
5 months ago

I'm getting sadder and sadder reading these.

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#11

Mystery Solved

Mystery Solved

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I guess the tree must have been enjoying itself all this time

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#12

I Wonder Why

I Wonder Why

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Izzy_
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5 months ago

Unless the child was switched at the hospital by mistake lol

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#13

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

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Houssem Hammami
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5 months ago

so innocent

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#14

Just What

Just What

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MnM2520
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5 months ago

???

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#15

Bye, America See You - Never

Bye, America See You - Never

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Izzy_
Community Member
5 months ago

You mean geography???

Scagsy
Community Member
5 months ago

Don't change the subject

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Dave P
Community Member
5 months ago

Wait. Trump was born in New York, ergo according to this woman Trump was not born in American, thus Trump cannot be president. ...hmmm we may be onto something here.

Scott Sturtevant
Community Member
5 months ago

Brilliant!!!!!

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StrawberryParfait
Community Member
5 months ago

The geology would certainly explain the rocks in her head.

Shelp
Community Member
5 months ago

How can someone be so stupid??

Billy The Kid
Community Member
4 months ago

she is an embarrassment to stupid people

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Blackheart
Community Member
5 months ago

There is a lotta stupid to unpack in this thread

Martha Meyer
Community Member
5 months ago

That account must be satire. Please say it's satire!

KT
Community Member
5 months ago

OMG and then it gets even better when she says Geology LOL

Euni Hinojosa
Community Member
5 months ago

Lost hope for humanity.

Bacony
Community Member
5 months ago

Ah, she took geology because her brain hasn't been used in so long it's now a fossil.

Daniel Lewis
Community Member
5 months ago

Aren't those photos of Paris?

jtrisn1
Community Member
5 months ago

Nope. This is Washington Square Park.

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Grace Cho
Community Member
5 months ago

Yeah I don't think you would know you uncurtled burnt toast

Zarih Sundberg
Community Member
5 months ago

OMG! I hope she doesn't breed.

kevin
Community Member
3 months ago

I assume several of the people featured in these posts (who also shouldn't breed) would be interested in breeding with her

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Melanie Firsten
Community Member
5 months ago

Ummm... geology is the study of rocks.....

Logan Slaughter
Community Member
5 months ago

This is what happens when we ditch history and geography classes in favor of pep rallies.

JAMES MEACHAM
Community Member
5 months ago

Yeesh! You need to take a class in geology just to find out weather New York is in America?

Celtic Pirate Queen
Community Member
5 months ago

WOW.

Daniel Lewis
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5 months ago

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Jenny Li
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1 week ago

Physiography also works, I guess...

Ansu Seesay
Community Member
2 weeks ago

My faith in humanity has been broken

Sophia Graubart
Community Member
1 month ago

Lol I live in NYC and I can confirm I am a U.S citzen who lives there

Monika Napierala
Community Member
2 months ago

go to work

cool_dat1
Community Member
4 months ago

Two in one deal = get two mistakes in one WOW!!!!!!!

Vinniegret
Community Member
4 months ago

Yes, your head is as hard as a metamorphic rock.

Lynn Morello
Community Member
4 months ago

O M G..

Christine Cameron-Dow
Community Member
4 months ago

Geology course. Oh boy.

Julia Dranfield
Community Member
4 months ago

geology? lolol. even the stupid think they are smarter than the stupid. lololol

James Woody
Community Member
4 months ago

AN INCREDIBLY STUPID POST! OMG!

Paul Cullum
Community Member
4 months ago

Geology 😂😂😂

Tobias the Tiger
Community Member
4 months ago

I remember thinking Florida wasn't part of America when I was about 6.. judging by Florida Man headlines, maybe I was onto something.

Al Reilly
Community Member
4 months ago

Geology would help identify the rocks in their heads!!

Steve Cruz
Community Member
4 months ago

When someone is so stupid that instead of visiting GOOGLELAND, they double-down on stupidity.

Caroline Driver
Community Member
4 months ago

Now, we all know that there are Americans who have never been outside the US, who don't even own a passport, but, not knowing NY is America? There is no hope

backatya
Community Member
4 months ago

dumb people. trumpee thought New Mexico was part of Mexico

Marty BlackEagle-Carl
Community Member
4 months ago

The human race will be extinct in a century or decade.

Flavia Slag
Community Member
4 months ago

Do they teach anything in American schools besides test taking?

moeless
Community Member
4 months ago

Geology? Oh, the study of the Hard Rock Cafe. Got it.

Frostragon Wave
Community Member
4 months ago

Geology?

katboxjanitor
Community Member
4 months ago

PLEASE do not reproduce

Rikke Hackner
Community Member
4 months ago

or like in South Africa , Goodbye Switzerland, Hello Geneva!

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
4 months ago

Well, for some people, New York IS a whole other world.

Andrew Reissig
Community Member
4 months ago

If you look at how the rest of America handled COVID, then... yes. New York, NJ and CT is not part of America.

Steven McCornack
Community Member
4 months ago

Talk to my brother from New Mexico! LOL

Steven McCornack
Community Member
4 months ago

This one may be correct! 😄

Sheri Lattimer
Community Member
4 months ago

Some people carry their brains in their back pockets...this is proof.

Mumof1
Community Member
4 months ago

What's geology got to do with it?

Christine Ladyman
Community Member
4 months ago

And arrogant with it!

ain't_good
Community Member
4 months ago

So that's most Americans "world outside America"

Melusine
Community Member
4 months ago

Perhaps the first comment just aims to imply that NY is so much different from the rest of the US, that it seems a different World? No? Too subtle?

Elizabeth
Community Member
4 months ago

I hope she got trolled...so hard..

Cici Qiu
Community Member
4 months ago

GEOGRAPHY, not GEOLOGY.

Sun Shine
Community Member
4 months ago

well nowadays it's more like "goodbye bedroom! hello house!"

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
Community Member
4 months ago

I'm REALLY hoping this was just a shitpost, or at least she was just trolling them... hard

Charles Brentner
Community Member
4 months ago

Ah I think that there is a difference between Geology and Geography. A rock solid difference. lol.

Billy The Kid
Community Member
4 months ago

The thing is, i bet she is american!

Tanish D'Silva
Community Member
4 months ago

Is this meant as a joke or are some people actually that stupid

B.D. Reed
Community Member
5 months ago

*see previous post by yours truly. 🙃

Karin Gibson
Community Member
5 months ago

Geography...Geology you could tell us what stone/minerals was used in the building of New York.

Lynn Greyling
Community Member
5 months ago

It is evident that some people on earth is actually on another planet.

May Day
Community Member
5 months ago

I want to ask her which country New York is in.

Bill
Community Member
5 months ago

San Fransisco isn't in the USA or reality

Deborah Moth
Community Member
5 months ago

Er..Geography, unless New York has been blown to mid Atlantic by a Super Volcano.

Jeff Diamond
Community Member
5 months ago

I think one of my bones broke from reading this.

Downunderdude
Community Member
5 months ago

Geology? GEOLOGY???

Tamera Gardner
Community Member
5 months ago

Oh, she’s a keeper! 😃👍🏻

Rachael MACKINNON
Community Member
5 months ago

And why did u send a emoji with a Australian hat???

Wolfblood Fanatic
Community Member
5 months ago

I want to slap some sense into that girl rn

Sarah Ryan
Community Member
5 months ago

Please, never have children

Anna Neemus
Community Member
5 months ago

Wow. Just. Wow.

Dann999
Community Member
5 months ago

a country inside a country. geo-ception.

KandiePrine
Community Member
5 months ago

Typical government schools. 90% of you would agree.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
5 months ago

Um...why do people like this exist?

NWB
Community Member
5 months ago

how some make it out the birth canal surprises me.

TheWitchNaru
Community Member
5 months ago

Geology ...geography... reading ....

Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
5 months ago

Ah, the ol' New York, back in the Old World! X3

Kim
Community Member
5 months ago

She making America great too, huh?

Hugo Raible
Community Member
5 months ago

They say New York isn't America... so she has a point.

Gabby M
Community Member
5 months ago

WILL Get hit by a bus!!

Suzanne Dunne
Community Member
5 months ago

OMG that is so dumb what happened to her education/

JD
Community Member
5 months ago

No way. No one's that stupid. Has to be a piss-take.

Mindy Keys
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

New York is Rockin!

lara
Community Member
5 months ago

New York deserves her. She must be confused to discover they all speak a form of English.

Pensive
Community Member
5 months ago

Lorelei: Is this the way to Europe France? Dorothy: No honey, France is in Europe. Lorelei: Whoever said it wasn't? Dorothy: Well, you wouldn't say, 'Is this the way to North America Mexico?' would you? Lorelei: If that's where I wanted to go I would.

Houssem Hammami
Community Member
5 months ago

oh we have been doing geography the wrong way people

WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
5 months ago

We already had a pandemic called influenza with millions of followers infected before Covid-19.

Bill
Community Member
5 months ago

the pandemic of stupidity has plagued humanity for millenia

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Fernleaf6505
Community Member
5 months ago

well...

AndersM
Community Member
5 months ago

I don't believe anyone can be so stupid. Seriously!

Vicky Zar
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5 months ago

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Is this really New York in the US or is there maybe another New York somewhere else and she is there?

Debrina Blackmoon
Community Member
5 months ago

go look

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Deb Snowden French
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5 months ago

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Rocks paper scissors anyone... ???

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#16

Umm Ok

Umm Ok

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Christophe Beunens
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5 months ago

The cap explains it all...

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#17

Get This Idea Patented

Get This Idea Patented

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Tabitha L
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5 months ago

Ha. That is great. This person probably thought the were being so profound.

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#18

She Has Bigger Issues

She Has Bigger Issues

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Rabbit Carrot
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5 months ago

If you’re that stupid, you really shouldn’t be procreating.

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#19

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

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hobbitly
Community Member
5 months ago

Clearly this is just trolling

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#20

Waterproof Level At 100

Waterproof Level At 100

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Vanta Black
Community Member
5 months ago

Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

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#21

Pickle Problems

Pickle Problems

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earringnut
Community Member
5 months ago

Admitting you did a stupid is the first step to recovery.

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#22

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

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ThreeOfAKind
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5 months ago

They are the second type of people then

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#23

Hold Up

Hold Up

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

well a bunch of people just got their identities stolen

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#24

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

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Nicola Roberts
Community Member
5 months ago

Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

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#25

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

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Scagsy
Community Member
5 months ago

It's all in the edit.

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#26

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

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#27

I Am Speechless

I Am Speechless

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Christophe Beunens
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5 months ago

For diabetics, best only use 1/2 cup of sugar

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#28

Fake ID Fail

Fake ID Fail

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
5 months ago

I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

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#29

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

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#30

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

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Emma Knappe
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5 months ago

At least she realized lol

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#31

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

The French "Noir" following it should have been a give away

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#32

Halloween Couple Of The Year

Halloween Couple Of The Year

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Chris Wade
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5 months ago

SuperAlabamaMan

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#33

Baby Smoothie

Baby Smoothie

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Palestinian warrior
Community Member
5 months ago

Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

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#34

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
5 months ago

For more breaking news visit the Onion News site.

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#35

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

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Malakai
Community Member
5 months ago

Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

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#36

Welcome To Calculus 101

Welcome To Calculus 101

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

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#37

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Chris Wade
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5 months ago

I rest my case.

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#38

Idiotic Landlord

Idiotic Landlord

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Pensive
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

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#39

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

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David Wong
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5 months ago

Then he sold it on the next stop, with shaky hands.

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#40

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I'm surprised they noticed

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#41

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
5 months ago

That "sh*t" have feelings bruh

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#42

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

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earringnut
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?

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#43

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

perpetuum mobile

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#44

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
5 months ago

Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

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#45

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

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#46

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
5 months ago

Maybe she's just got a ton of insulin to spare.

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#47

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

right number, wrong person- solved it

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#48

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
5 months ago

Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

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#49

Me Neither

Me Neither