Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.
Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.
There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.
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You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?
Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money
Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.
And Passports Too
There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.
But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.
There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.
Socialism
Who’s Gonna Tell Her
Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused
Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie
The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.
Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.
That's Not How That... Never Mind
Do These People Have Brains?
That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)
To Ask For A Mysterious Service
What A Time To Be Alive
Mystery Solved
I Wonder Why
He's Figuring It Out, Slowly
Bye, America See You - Never
Umm Ok
Get This Idea Patented
She Has Bigger Issues
Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines
Waterproof Level At 100
Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.
Pickle Problems
No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part
Hold Up
I've gotten a couple of robocalls lately trying to get my SSN. It says "Your social security number will be suspend (sic) because you have committed crimes in Texas." (I'm in Massachusetts).
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It takes someone with the worst username to be the most intelligent.
this right here. All those Facebook "quizzes" What states have you been in? What's your porn name if you pick from the list of month, day, year were born you get princess banana hammock. etc etc. guess I got your previous addresses and birth date now! a lot of dumb shits out there.
I like the way the first answer didn't even format the monetary amount correctly!
Thankfully wouldn't work in the UK as our equivallent includes letters - would help protect the less clued up in this instance.
You are correct. It WOULD be 34,523,2,674. Wait....???? I’m confused now
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Am I the Only Person who just heard Forest Gump say "STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES"??!!!
I remember when some guy funded a company that supposedly protected your SSN and to prove it he plastered HIS SSN all over NY and surprise surprise HE got his identity stolen XD Good times! :D
I mean.. Idiots.. But why do some of them have 4 numbers before the first comma? Wait.. Answered my own question... idiots.
An excellent trick for hackers to find out your social security number, to use in social engineering... Think twice before throwing such data on the internet
If you were stealing social security numbers how would ou do it so stupid people gave you their numbers?
The real idiots are the ones who try to put 4 digits in a thousand.
And they're still not blocked out?!?! They better lock alllllll the accounts!
I am more concerned with the first two that do not understand how to write monetary values
Actually, It Is Pretty Funny
Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect
Elementary School Dropouts Ahead
I Am Speechless
Fake ID Fail
I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*
We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing
Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?
I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn
Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria
Halloween Couple Of The Year
Baby Smoothie
Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage
I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True
Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her
Welcome To Calculus 101
That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day
Hmmm
Idiotic Landlord
A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars
This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport
It's A Funny Facepalm Though
Trust No One, Not Even Yourself
Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?
Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone
To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy
Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD
Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe
The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .
She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing
Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work
How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be
Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!
Me Neither
Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence
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Done it. Skip F to H, nothing exciting happens.
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My grandfather knew a guy in Chicago who had a friend in Gary, Indiana (right across the state line from Chicago). The friend was about to move to Illinois – SOUTHERN Illinois, over 300 miles away from Chicago. The guy was overjoyed. He thought that since his friend was moving to Illinois, they would be living in the same state, and therefore would be living closer together! People tried to explain to the guy that they would be living farther apart, but he never got it, was unable to understand the concept.
I’ve been asked if the country I’m from celebrates 4th of July. When I said no they said “oh so you don’t celebrate New Years either.” I was confused. I’ve also been asked numerous times what someone’s name means in my language in response I ask them what my name means in English and they say it doesn’t mean anything. So why would theirs mean something in mine.
Some people choose stupidity, while others have stupidity thrust upon them. Either way, these people probably ate paint chips as kids. That didn't help matters.
I saw an ex-coworker after not seeing her for several years, and she asked me if I still had my tatoo...
Most of these have to be fake, I cannot believe people can really be this stupid. Please someone, restore my faith in humanity and tell me that most of these posts are fake.
Sorry. Been alive long enough to see enough stupid sh*t to know this is all possible. Some may be faked, but seriously, I had someone ask me once why I was on crutches. While I had a huge cast from knee to toes on one leg. Yep. They live among us. *sigh*
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Well, now that I just laughed my butt of the entire way through dinner reading these my husband thinks I'm crazier then normal!
Possibly the most depressing thing I've seen in, like, a long time. Sigh...
Don't read this stuff while drinking hot coffee, it comes out of your nose and gets into your keyboard.
90... I cant find my % button on the key board. anyway, 90 part of me is ashamed to be human. they are so dumb!!!
I'm so happy & proud to have been in a great school, in a great school district. I think the issue in America is that all education is not uniform across all school districts, in all cities, in all states. I hear that in many other countries, this is not the case, and their education is a lot more uniform. I live in Oak Park Illinois and I know a lot of people who are from a different town who are my age and have not had the same education. You need to realize that these people have had different qualities of education. I was also raised with no television and hardly any movies, way back before the internet was a common thing. I was encouraged to read books. I was also taught to self educate. Not everyone has the wherewithal to pick up a book or utilize the internet to self educate & how to think for themselves & question everything instead of just parroting what they're told.
Yeah sounds a lot like a few people I know. They think everything they see on Facebook is real news. And they don’t know how to think for themselves. Many have a set of beliefs and will believe anything and everything negative that goes against those beliefs and don’t question it regardless of how idiotic it seems.
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Okay so all this list has learnt me is that America is not only the dumbest country in the world but the dumbest country on the entire planet.
Done it. Skip F to H, nothing exciting happens.
Load More Replies... My grandfather knew a guy in Chicago who had a friend in Gary, Indiana (right across the state line from Chicago). The friend was about to move to Illinois – SOUTHERN Illinois, over 300 miles away from Chicago. The guy was overjoyed. He thought that since his friend was moving to Illinois, they would be living in the same state, and therefore would be living closer together! People tried to explain to the guy that they would be living farther apart, but he never got it, was unable to understand the concept.
I’ve been asked if the country I’m from celebrates 4th of July. When I said no they said “oh so you don’t celebrate New Years either.” I was confused. I’ve also been asked numerous times what someone’s name means in my language in response I ask them what my name means in English and they say it doesn’t mean anything. So why would theirs mean something in mine.
Some people choose stupidity, while others have stupidity thrust upon them. Either way, these people probably ate paint chips as kids. That didn't help matters.
I saw an ex-coworker after not seeing her for several years, and she asked me if I still had my tatoo...
Most of these have to be fake, I cannot believe people can really be this stupid. Please someone, restore my faith in humanity and tell me that most of these posts are fake.
Sorry. Been alive long enough to see enough stupid sh*t to know this is all possible. Some may be faked, but seriously, I had someone ask me once why I was on crutches. While I had a huge cast from knee to toes on one leg. Yep. They live among us. *sigh*
Load More Replies... Well, now that I just laughed my butt of the entire way through dinner reading these my husband thinks I'm crazier then normal!
Possibly the most depressing thing I've seen in, like, a long time. Sigh...
Don't read this stuff while drinking hot coffee, it comes out of your nose and gets into your keyboard.
90... I cant find my % button on the key board. anyway, 90 part of me is ashamed to be human. they are so dumb!!!
I'm so happy & proud to have been in a great school, in a great school district. I think the issue in America is that all education is not uniform across all school districts, in all cities, in all states. I hear that in many other countries, this is not the case, and their education is a lot more uniform. I live in Oak Park Illinois and I know a lot of people who are from a different town who are my age and have not had the same education. You need to realize that these people have had different qualities of education. I was also raised with no television and hardly any movies, way back before the internet was a common thing. I was encouraged to read books. I was also taught to self educate. Not everyone has the wherewithal to pick up a book or utilize the internet to self educate & how to think for themselves & question everything instead of just parroting what they're told.
Yeah sounds a lot like a few people I know. They think everything they see on Facebook is real news. And they don’t know how to think for themselves. Many have a set of beliefs and will believe anything and everything negative that goes against those beliefs and don’t question it regardless of how idiotic it seems.
Load More Replies... Okay so all this list has learnt me is that America is not only the dumbest country in the world but the dumbest country on the entire planet.
