Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

#1

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
1 month ago

it's a gemstone

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#2

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
1 month ago

Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.

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#3

And Passports Too

And Passports Too

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
1 month ago

They’ll never get hold of mine. I wear it every day.

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There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

#4

Socialism

Socialism

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Iapetos
Community Member
1 month ago

I want cake now.

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#5

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
1 month ago

Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

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#6

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

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Shelp
Community Member
1 month ago

Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

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The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

#7

That's Not How That... Never Mind

That's Not How That... Never Mind

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Rowlie
Community Member
1 month ago

I wonder if Your sister will be a mother or a father

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#8

Do These People Have Brains?

Do These People Have Brains?

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

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#9

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

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Rowlie
Community Member
1 month ago

I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

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#10

What A Time To Be Alive

What A Time To Be Alive

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Beverly
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm getting sadder and sadder reading these.

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#11

Mystery Solved

Mystery Solved

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Rowlie
Community Member
1 month ago

I guess the tree must have been enjoying itself all this time

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#12

I Wonder Why

I Wonder Why

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Izzy_
Community Member
1 month ago

Unless the child was switched at the hospital by mistake lol

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#13

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
1 month ago

so innocent

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#14

Just What

Just What

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MnM2520
Community Member
1 month ago

???

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#15

Bye, America See You - Never

Bye, America See You - Never

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Izzy_
Community Member
1 month ago

You mean geography???

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#16

Umm Ok

Umm Ok

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
1 month ago

The cap explains it all...

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#17

Get This Idea Patented

Get This Idea Patented

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Tabitha L
Community Member
1 month ago

Ha. That is great. This person probably thought the were being so profound.

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#18

She Has Bigger Issues

She Has Bigger Issues

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
1 month ago

If you’re that stupid, you really shouldn’t be procreating.

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#19

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

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hobbitly
Community Member
1 month ago

Clearly this is just trolling

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#20

Waterproof Level At 100

Waterproof Level At 100

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Vanta Black
Community Member
1 month ago

Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

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#21

Pickle Problems

Pickle Problems

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earringnut
Community Member
1 month ago

Admitting you did a stupid is the first step to recovery.

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#22

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

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ThreeOfAKind
Community Member
1 month ago

They are the second type of people then

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#23

Hold Up

Hold Up

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
1 month ago

well a bunch of people just got their identities stolen

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#24

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

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Nicola Roberts
Community Member
1 month ago

Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

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#25

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

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Scagsy
Community Member
1 month ago

It's all in the edit.

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#26

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

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Rowlie
Community Member
1 month ago

I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

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#27

I Am Speechless

I Am Speechless

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
1 month ago

For diabetics, best only use 1/2 cup of sugar

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#28

Fake ID Fail

Fake ID Fail

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
1 month ago

I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

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#29

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

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#30

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

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Emma Knappe
Community Member
1 month ago

At least she realized lol

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#31

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
1 month ago

The French "Noir" following it should have been a give away

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#32

Baby Smoothie

Baby Smoothie

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Palestinian warrior
Community Member
1 month ago

Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

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#33

Halloween Couple Of The Year

Halloween Couple Of The Year

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Chris Wade
Community Member
1 month ago

SuperAlabamaMan

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#34

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
1 month ago

For more breaking news visit the Onion News site.

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#35

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

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Malakai
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

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#36

Welcome To Calculus 101

Welcome To Calculus 101

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
1 month ago

That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

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#37

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Chris Wade
Community Member
1 month ago

I rest my case.

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#38

Idiotic Landlord

Idiotic Landlord

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Pensive
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

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#39

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

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David Wong
Community Member
1 month ago

Then he sold it on the next stop, with shaky hands.

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#40

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

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Rowlie
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm surprised they noticed

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#41

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
1 month ago

That "sh*t" have feelings bruh

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#42

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

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earringnut
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?

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#43

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
1 month ago

perpetuum mobile

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#44

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
1 month ago

Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

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#45

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
1 month ago

The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

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#46

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
1 month ago

Maybe she's just got a ton of insulin to spare.

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#47

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

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Rowlie
Community Member
1 month ago

right number, wrong person- solved it

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#48

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
1 month ago

Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

Stimpy
Community Member
1 month ago

Thanks. I actually needed that info to get this...

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Hans
Community Member
1 month ago

The nose-o-meter keeps track of booger size.

Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
1 month ago

He's also got well ventilated ears and a his heart in his cheeks I guess?

Francis
Community Member
1 month ago

The longer i look the less it makes sense :D

Rowlie
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm afraid he might not make it

David Herz
Community Member
1 month ago

I think he did not and this is the aftermath in prankster heaven. Or hell...

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K.Kobayashi
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

It's not just the pulse oximeter. Those are EKG electrodes that should be on his chest (and possibly arms/legs). And I don't even know what those tubes on his ears are (IV?).

May-Lin Martinsen
Community Member
1 month ago

I think they're oxygen masks of some sort?

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Thinairgal
Community Member
1 month ago

Low budget outcome. "Should we get a consultant in on the hospital scene?". " Nah, just stick a bunch of shit on him, nobody will notice"

Lily Lu
Community Member
1 month ago

Nurse here. I have not tried this, but it might actually work, we put the oximeter on the earlobe sometimes if the hands and feet are too cold for a good signal. You just need flesh thin enough to shine a light through.

K.Kobayashi
Community Member
1 month ago

Also there are wristwatches with built-in pulse ox. Now, measuring heart rhythm using electrodes on the face, that might be more problematic.

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
1 month ago

I love the idea that he gets oxygen through his ears... Or are this his gills ...

Maya Bélanger
Community Member
1 month ago

Are those rubber bands on his head??!

Tessa Thompson
Community Member
1 month ago

No. I suspect they're attached to the 'ear oxygenators'. *snickers* When the 'ear oxygenators' are used correctly, the bands would go around...whatever body part they're supposed to go around, which is not the forehead.

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Logan Slaughter
Community Member
1 month ago

After 10,000 episodes, they just stop caring. No, that's not an exaggeration.

Bettye McKee
Community Member
1 month ago

Probably they were just using what they had on hand. However, what could it hurt to use those items properly?

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Vanta Black
Community Member
1 month ago

"Well I don't understand this. His heart rate is normal, but his pulse is completely non-existent. What the hell is going on?"

tuzdayschild
Community Member
1 month ago

Well at least they got the cheek EKG right.

Oskar vanZandt
Community Member
1 month ago

I guess realism isn't part of soap operas? Who knew? :D

Maximiliano De Borba
Community Member
1 month ago

Maybe he don't have fingers or toes

Nab
Community Member
1 month ago

Astro Warna is a comedy channel in Malaysia. How do I know? (1) I'm in Malaysia. (2) A little google search never hurt, guys. It's hilarious reading the comments from all-knowing smart ass making fun of a COMEDY SHOW.

Truth Monster
Community Member
1 month ago

Maybe the set design people did it as an inside joke?

okpkpkp
Community Member
1 month ago

I hate those things on my finger but I'd really hate it on my nose.

Dawn Adams
Community Member
1 month ago

Why are the EKG leads on his face? This guy obviously circling the drain with his heart in his face, his pulse in his nose, breathing through his ears and rubber bands squeezing his brains? A goner for sure, until the next episode anyway.

Hugh Crawford
Community Member
1 month ago

Quick, clean his ears, he's having trouble breathing!

Bonnie North
Community Member
1 month ago

Did this really happen?? I guess they need a medical advisor on site!

backatya
Community Member
1 month ago

to bad they didn't attach the IED paddles on his ears lol

backatya
Community Member
1 month ago

lol

Pippa Runs
Community Member
1 month ago

OMG

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
1 month ago

Fire the director.

JJM
Community Member
1 month ago

That's hilarious!

Doris Culverhouse
Community Member
1 month ago

wow. no wonder he is in bad shape.

Elvia Szymanski
Community Member
1 month ago

When fingers are too rough/damaged, you can use the pulsoxymeter on the nose or on the ear flip... mind, it is a different type (smaller clip), not the one designed to be used on the fingers

Billy The Kid
Community Member
1 month ago

nothing wrong with this. maybe his finger came off in his nose.

James Woody
Community Member
1 month ago

YEAHHHHH!!

Lynn Greyling
Community Member
1 month ago

If no fingers or toes are viable...you could still use the earlobe.

Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
1 month ago

Just hire a consultant, it costs like $500 a day :/

Lisa Eardley
Community Member
1 month ago

What. The. Hell.

Sinkvenice
Community Member
1 month ago

This is great.

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
1 month ago

Props department: fired.

Just another bot
Community Member
1 month ago

And what is that liquid they're dripping into his ears?

Monday Fuss
Community Member
1 month ago

And then they realize what they've done and can't go back...

Monday Fuss
Community Member
1 month ago

Can I just die rite now???????????/

SoozeeQ
Community Member
1 month ago

Only if you're given the Last Rites! ;oP

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Jo Choto
Community Member
1 month ago

How is his nose pulsox?

MrTree1779
Community Member
1 month ago

"Astra Warna" is a Malaysian TV channel. Probably not known for a high budget.

SoozeeQ
Community Member
1 month ago

You've got good eyes, MrTree. I didn't even see the Astro Warna at first, I Googled them, and apparently, they are a comedy channel, so perhaps the joke is on us? (Seeing the picture, without the context).

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Toasty
Community Member
1 month ago

This should be much higher on this list.

Csaba Hegedűs
Community Member
1 month ago

ECG on face, right...

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#49

Me Neither

Me Neither

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yxkb
Community Member
1 month ago

She is rebel, that's why. She makes her own labels! ;)

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#50

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Myanus.

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