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Spring is in the air, which means it's time for some spring cleaning - or putting off spring cleaning, depending on who you are. So for all the procrastinators or cleaning fiends who need a break from washing, dusting, organizing, and other household chores, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious cleaning memes that would make Mr. Clean proud.

From the endless "soaking" required before you actually get around to washing dishes to getting distracted by all the interesting treasures you found while cleaning out the depths of your closet, these funny memes are too relateable - maybe even Marie Kondo. So scroll down, and don't forget to upvote the best memes!

#1

So. Many. Distractions.

So. Many. Distractions.

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Getting motivated to clean or even do the dirty dishes is sometimes as difficult as getting motivated to go to the gym - but that's not all they share in common. Did you know that cleaning for two hours can burn 200 calories? That's right you can pump your favorite music and clean your place in place of cardio day! How's that for killing to birds with one stone?

#2

It's THE Chair

It's THE Chair

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Sun&Bananas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG really? did you sneak into my house for this post panda? I actually tried to get rid of the half way chair but it just turned into a halfway floor pile... the chair is back.

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Stubborn Dirt

Stubborn Dirt

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Traditional gender roles are being turned on their head from the workplace to child-rearing, but when it comes to cleaning the numbers show that men are seriously slacking. Apparently the average woman cleans for 12,896 hours in her lifetime, while the average man cleans for only 6,448. That's a difference of 6,448 hours. So please ladies hand the men in your life the vacuum they have some hours to catch up on.

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Gathering The Strength

Gathering The Strength

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happens to me when I have to clean, study or basically do anything productive.

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Keep sneezing from all those dust particles? Well you are the one to blame. No, no not because you haven't dusted your room since last winter, but because roughly 70 to 80 percent of dust particles are made up of dead skin cells. So before you judge your cat or dog for all the shedding, just remember you aren't as clean as you think you are!

#6

Dust Bunnies And Twinkling Stars

Dust Bunnies And Twinkling Stars

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Everything's Better With Music

Everything's Better With Music

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, yes. And cleaning wearing high heels is for some reason also better than without them (for me at least).

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Our beds are our sanctuaries. Sure the floor may be covered in clothes but at least the bed is usually clean - wrong. When you cozy up to your pillow at night, your head isn't the only thing weighing it down. Roughly 10 percent of a pillow's weight is made up of dead mites and their droppings. Sufficiently grossed out yet? According to specialists your pillow should be replaced every one to two years.

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#9

Signs You're Getting Old

Signs You're Getting Old

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Cinderella had the birds and the mice to help her with her laundry, lets hope that all the characters at Disney World are just as helpful, because the magic park washes an average of 285,000 pounds of laundry every single day. To put that in perspective It would take you 44 years to do that same amount if you washed and dried one load of laundry every morning.

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#10

Just A Couple Days More

Just A Couple Days More

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#14

Relationship Advice

Relationship Advice

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A Productive Member Of Society

A Productive Member Of Society

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#18

Nasty Water

Nasty Water

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Elizabeth
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shh, you're sharing the secrets of people who are good at cleaning. Gloves make the whole process so much more bearable

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Bored Fox
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have worked as a dishwasher at some restaurants so I have learned to touch disgusting piles of food waste. Most disgusting was probably that time when some people had rented a huge amount of tableware and oven pans for a huge party and they returned those over a month later and those were really dirty and moldy. And I had to wash them all.

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devi L.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I use a spoon but sometimes that doesn't help and I have to get it there 🤢

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Lara L.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rinse them clean, before washing them properly in the sink :)

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Janine Randall
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In desperation, I've wrapped a plastic bag around my hand to let out the nasty water.

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Rebecah Ozuna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's more terrifying when there's something moving... with a pulse.

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I rinse my dishes to almost clean in running water before I actually wash them. I will literally vomit (or at the very best, dry retch) putting my hand in water with floaties in it especially soggy bread. I know it wastes water but I just can’t deal.

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Cheesecake Queen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just grab the knife I just clean, then poke the plug so it moves, and reclean it. It's extra, but whatever.

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Jus
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't care about my water bills, I don't care about environment when I wash the dishes - the water must be running.

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#19

Or Better Still - Don't Even Come Home

Or Better Still - Don't Even Come Home

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#21

Clean Before Cleaning

Clean Before Cleaning

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Katrė
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup, all the time. Even if I'm on holiday and paid for the hotel room.

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#23

Crumbs, Crumbs Everywhere

Crumbs, Crumbs Everywhere

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#24

There's Messy And Then There's Messy

There's Messy And Then There's Messy

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why on earth would anyone store logs *within* an unused fireplace ? I mean, if it is unused then .. you ... you don't need to store logs ... right ? But even if you want to use it, you can't because ... there is a pile of logs. It ... it just ... doesn't make ... sense ... at all .... why ? WHY ?!

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#25

Expectations vs. Reality

Expectations vs. Reality

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually use the top of the dryer and see how high I can stack clothes.

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Proud Achievement

Proud Achievement

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That will never happen. I will never get it clean enough for that >_>

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#28

It's A Piece Of Room Decor

It's A Piece Of Room Decor

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Isa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my defense(again ) I only buy clothes that I don't need to iron..well except Summer time and all the damn wrinkle fabrics ....

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#30

Saving Both Water And Time

Saving Both Water And Time

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Malakai
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW. EWWWWW. Bathing in dirty dish water? GROSS.

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