Spring is in the air, which means its time for some spring cleaning - or putting off spring cleaning depending on who you are. For all the procrastinators or cleaning fiends who need a break from washing, dusting, organizing, and other household chores Bored Panda has put together a list of hilarious cleaning memes that would make Mr. Clean proud.

From the endless "soaking" required before you actually get around to washing dishes to getting distracted by all the interesting treasures you found while cleaning out the depths of your closet, these funny memes are too relateable - maybe even Marie Kondo. So scroll down and don't forget to upvote the best memes!

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Withnail
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1 year ago

Ooh look, I forgot I had this... 2 hours later

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Getting motivated to clean or even do the dirty dishes is sometimes as difficult as getting motivated to go to the gym - but that's not all they share in common. Did you know that cleaning for two hours can burn 200 calories? That's right you can pump your favorite music and clean your place in place of cardio day! How's that for killing to birds with one stone?

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Sun&Bananas
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1 year ago

OMG really? did you sneak into my house for this post panda? I actually tried to get rid of the half way chair but it just turned into a halfway floor pile... the chair is back.

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tuzdayschild
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1 year ago

Damp paper towel. Apparently water is its kryptonite.

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Traditional gender roles are being turned on their head from the workplace to child-rearing, but when it comes to cleaning the numbers show that men are seriously slacking. Apparently the average woman cleans for 12,896 hours in her lifetime, while the average man cleans for only 6,448. That's a difference of 6,448 hours. So please ladies hand the men in your life the vacuum they have some hours to catch up on.

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Nthati
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1 year ago

This happens to me when I have to clean, study or basically do anything productive.

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Withnail
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1 year ago

Every. Damn. Time.

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Keep sneezing from all those dust particles? Well you are the one to blame. No, no not because you haven't dusted your room since last winter, but because roughly 70 to 80 percent of dust particles are made up of dead skin cells. So before you judge your cat or dog for all the shedding, just remember you aren't as clean as you think you are!

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Allie G.
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1 year ago

I LOVE the picture!!! That is so cool!!!

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Pamela24
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1 year ago

Oh, yes. And cleaning wearing high heels is for some reason also better than without them (for me at least).

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Our beds are our sanctuaries. Sure the floor may be covered in clothes but at least the bed is usually clean - wrong. When you cozy up to your pillow at night, your head isn't the only thing weighing it down. Roughly 10 percent of a pillow's weight is made up of dead mites and their droppings. Sufficiently grossed out yet? According to specialists your pillow should be replaced every one to two years.

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The Dutches
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1 year ago

LoL. So true.

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Withnail
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1 year ago

I'm 39, so you can just imagine how good it makes me feel!

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Cinderella had the birds and the mice to help her with her laundry, lets hope that all the characters at Disney World are just as helpful, because the magic park washes an average of 285,000 pounds of laundry every single day. To put that in perspective It would take you 44 years to do that same amount if you washed and dried one load of laundry every morning.

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FatBaby
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1 year ago

OMG I thought I was the only one

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

Love this one, I did this as a kid XD

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Amy Pattie
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1 year ago

As a cleaner with a husband, I support this message.

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

YES

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Sun&Bananas
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1 year ago

unless he's not doing it her way lol

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

And splash you in the process.

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The Dutches
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1 year ago

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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SadieSummers
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1 year ago

Incorrect. My room is much more of a hazard.

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Withnail
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1 year ago

"Don't attempt anything without the gloves."

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Flame Phoenix
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1 year ago

Not to mention not eating

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Emilee Hubbard
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1 year ago

And you go hide in your room

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Katrė
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1 year ago

Yup, all the time. Even if I'm on holiday and paid for the hotel room.

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FatBaby
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1 year ago

Fashion is always weird like this

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The Dutches
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1 year ago

When it is clean, it is to stay clean. Forever.

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Arkeen
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1 year ago

Why on earth would anyone store logs *within* an unused fireplace ? I mean, if it is unused then .. you ... you don't need to store logs ... right ? But even if you want to use it, you can't because ... there is a pile of logs. It ... it just ... doesn't make ... sense ... at all .... why ? WHY ?!

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ƒιѕн
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1 year ago

I actually use the top of the dryer and see how high I can stack clothes.

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Falcon
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1 year ago

That will never happen. I will never get it clean enough for that >_>

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Shadow
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1 year ago

It’s true

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Isa
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1 year ago

In my defense(again ) I only buy clothes that I don't need to iron..well except Summer time and all the damn wrinkle fabrics ....

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Magpie
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1 year ago

Wait we have to clean that ?

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Malakai
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1 year ago

EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW. EWWWWW. Bathing in dirty dish water? GROSS.

Valerie Lessard
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1 year ago

i'm more concerned about washing dishes in dirty bathing water..

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tuzdayschild
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1 year ago

He can stay there with that grossness.

Cheesecake Queen
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1 year ago

I hate touching the food particles in the sink. I hate the dirt particles in the tub. WHY WOULD I COMBINE IT?!

Madeline Allman
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1 year ago

they cancel each other out...?

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Mr. Bean
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1 year ago

That's soooo gross on soooo many different levels. :p

Bill
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1 year ago

How I lost that job as a dishwasher back in high school

PandaLover
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1 year ago

Uhhhh, if that's the case, I'm totally comfortable with living in 2017.

Kururi.Orihara
Community Member
1 year ago

Surrounded by all that grease and half-eaten food, gross!

Symbole Simple
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1 year ago

I'm not going if I'm invited to dinner! NUH-UH

Bluebell Rizzi
Community Member
1 year ago

NOOOOO

Gabriel Martinez
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11 months ago

big brain

Wyndmere
Community Member
1 year ago

Somebody - get this person a plastic boat and a rubber ducky to play with in there. And more bubbles please. -- Trying to float metal cookware in the tub is just wierd.

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Who would want to marinate themselves in a broth of their own bacteria and dirty pan residue? That's disgusting.

Nasren Jak
Community Member
1 year ago

you mean 1019?

BusLady
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1 year ago

No wonder this one is on the bottom of the list. 😬

A
Community Member
1 year ago

Single, never going to mingle.

Susan Gardner
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1 year ago

No winners in this one lol

Rebekah
Community Member
1 year ago

Seinfeld - Kramer had the garbage disposal installed in his shower - anyone??

JV
Community Member
1 year ago

No.

Flash Henry
Community Member
1 year ago

One time instead of actually washing the dishes, I just threw them all in a sink full of hot water and then tossed in a bath bomb. I wish bath bombs were cheaper.

Marina MN
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1 year ago

lol

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Jeff McDonald
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3 weeks ago

I have washed dishes in the tub before, but I'm danged sure not getting in the tub with them.

Ivy Schaeffer
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5 months ago

I didn’t realize he was IN the tub with the dishes. That’s so nasty.

Ashley Arnold
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5 months ago

🤮🤮

Audrey Davis _ Student - BuggES
Community Member
7 months ago

ewwwwww disgusting

Theninjakity
Community Member
10 months ago

*gets out* *has greasy lines all over body from dirty water* well ***t

Shireen
Community Member
1 year ago

That's so nasty!!!

Mangawolf123
Community Member
1 year ago

Ewwww

Fire Psycho
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1 year ago

🤣

Elle Richard
Community Member
1 year ago

*touches something* *screams as loud as u possibly can*

Maggie Dougherty
Community Member
1 year ago

That is so disgusting!! So after they're clean, you just gonna set them on the floor?

Annamay
Community Member
1 year ago

It's Kramer!

John Kamau
Community Member
1 year ago

Looking for cleaning motivation where it should NOT be.

Grace Wiebe
Community Member
1 year ago

Remember this pic next time you're having dinner at somebody's house & they brag about their ability to multi-task...

Rebecah Ozuna
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh, hell no! I don't eat anything that my pubes has touch.

Armando Garcia
Community Member
1 year ago

Nice Idea...might have to try it :)

Matt Palmer
Community Member
1 year ago

Won't Ajax melt his skin?

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
1 year ago

I think it's a toss-up which is worse - food contaminating you or you contaminating food. And by "toss-up" I mean "I'm about to toss-up my cookies."

Adina Hirschmann
Community Member
1 year ago

ULTIMATE MULTITASKING!

Jenny Lorenz
Community Member
1 year ago

wtf You might be a redneck if.....Who wants to drink out of a cup that was in the same water someone's dirty ass was in?

KCN
Community Member
1 year ago

Laughed out loud at so many of these, threw up a little in my mouth at the last one. Urgh.

Emilee Hubbard
Community Member
1 year ago

Look at that water

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
1 year ago

Ajax washes away bacteria . This will be the most sterile guy you'll ever meet.

Paige Loewen
Community Member
1 year ago

actually i'm living in 2019.

Bill
Community Member
1 year ago

He can reach the bottom of the tall drinking glasses this way

Ray Heap
Community Member
1 year ago

...not seeing a problem here!

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