30 Of The Best Cleaning Memes
Spring is in the air, which means its time for some spring cleaning - or putting off spring cleaning depending on who you are. For all the procrastinators or cleaning fiends who need a break from washing, dusting, organizing, and other household chores Bored Panda has put together a list of hilarious cleaning memes that would make Mr. Clean proud.
From the endless "soaking" required before you actually get around to washing dishes to getting distracted by all the interesting treasures you found while cleaning out the depths of your closet, these funny memes are too relateable - maybe even Marie Kondo. So scroll down and don't forget to upvote the best memes!
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Getting motivated to clean or even do the dirty dishes is sometimes as difficult as getting motivated to go to the gym - but that's not all they share in common. Did you know that cleaning for two hours can burn 200 calories? That's right you can pump your favorite music and clean your place in place of cardio day! How's that for killing to birds with one stone?
OMG really? did you sneak into my house for this post panda? I actually tried to get rid of the half way chair but it just turned into a halfway floor pile... the chair is back.
You know you can just slightly shift back the dustpan and sweep again, 3 or 4 times and it will be completely gone, right?
Traditional gender roles are being turned on their head from the workplace to child-rearing, but when it comes to cleaning the numbers show that men are seriously slacking. Apparently the average woman cleans for 12,896 hours in her lifetime, while the average man cleans for only 6,448. That's a difference of 6,448 hours. So please ladies hand the men in your life the vacuum they have some hours to catch up on.
Keep sneezing from all those dust particles? Well you are the one to blame. No, no not because you haven't dusted your room since last winter, but because roughly 70 to 80 percent of dust particles are made up of dead skin cells. So before you judge your cat or dog for all the shedding, just remember you aren't as clean as you think you are!
Our beds are our sanctuaries. Sure the floor may be covered in clothes but at least the bed is usually clean - wrong. When you cozy up to your pillow at night, your head isn't the only thing weighing it down. Roughly 10 percent of a pillow's weight is made up of dead mites and their droppings. Sufficiently grossed out yet? According to specialists your pillow should be replaced every one to two years.
Cinderella had the birds and the mice to help her with her laundry, lets hope that all the characters at Disney World are just as helpful, because the magic park washes an average of 285,000 pounds of laundry every single day. To put that in perspective It would take you 44 years to do that same amount if you washed and dried one load of laundry every morning.
Me: *Cleans room* Mom: *Dumps laundry on floor making a mess* Also Mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM
when my mum says that, i just tell her to leave, so she doesn't have to see the mess anymore...
I just use the "I have a floordrobe, not a messy room" excuse to put it off. >:)
LMMAO...to call our bedroom a natural disaster area would be a gargantuan lie..sorry, alternative fact. There is nothing natural about it.
My parents always complained about mine and my brother's rooms even though theirs was worse. On top of that, we were usually the ones forced to clean their room as well as our own. It got to the point where our parents never did any housework because they had two little slaves to do it.
I once tried to iron something. Once. Long story short, I melted the ironing board a little, and never attempted to iron anything again.
Sooo...I'm here reading stuff about cleaning, instead of...guess what? Yep, my place is a mess.
Haha haha same matey ... Same
Ironic
If I wash my apartment windows or the car, it WILL 100% rain within the next 24 hrs! Foolproof! ^--^
Haha, every time my boyfriend washes his truck, the first thing I'll say is: I guess it's going rain tomorrow (and it does).
This is a surefire way to control the weather.
Cool, move to the western states please. They say the drought is over, but I've got a feeling that we will be bone dry by the end of this year, just like last year.
If you wax the water will just slide right off
I am amazed how normal it still is, that the woman cleans and the man does ... i don' know what the man does in the world of "only woman can clean properly".
If you have kids, and any of them are male, start instilling cleaning habits in them.
Enough women out there who are super perfectionist. Men usually have less exaggerated standards on cleanliness.
Two ways to learn to clean, men: 1. Spend some time in the military, or 2. Live as a bachelor and want to impress your dates.
Man falls asleep. Man fixes things! Sometimes man fixes big thing on driveway. Other times he fixes small thing, like rc vehicle, with dreams of becoming big time RC racing pro. Or he plays video games.
When I was growing up, I got the belt if my aunt/guardian saw any dust or dirt on her white gloves. Yes, she'd run a white-gloved hand over the furniture and mantels to make sure they had been properly cleaned. :|
The belt?! What a psycho!
Indeed. We no longer speak.
That’s called abuse.
You are obviously young, the belt was the order of the day once.
Tradition and antiquity are not excuses for abuse.
My Aunt would make me eat a spoonful of hot curry powder. :( wasn't fun and I don't talk to her anymore.
That’s called abuse.
Laughed out loud at so many of these things, threw up a little in my mouth at the last one. Urrgh.
You don't wash dishes that way? I thought everone did.
XD best comment
Sometimes i can see the dust particles floating in my bedroom so i vacuum the air like it's actually going to do anything
Cleaning is one of those necessary evils in life.
A lot of your panels are blank. Like to see 'em but can't.
Stop spreading myths, Bored Panda! That statement about house dust being mostly skin is FALSE.
I actually like cleaning. Though I can see how frustrating (and funny) it can get =)
I just finished my spring cleaning. Not fun.
Dishes are absolutely horrible. Certainly my least favorite chore. My mother has a tendency to leave condiments slathered in silverware and plates and such. Why...
I clean bi-annually whether it needs it or not
So relatable.
Sometimes i want to clean my mom's house and others times i dont but it got to get done and get if over with because i don't want to here her nagging about the house is not being clean up. So i go ahead and get it done.
“People who cleaned at least once in their life?” Um...
When it comes to cleaning, I hate to do it, but I do it so well. I was an Executive Housekeeper at a Hilton hotel for 10 years and me and my team won so many awards for cleanliness. Now I work as front Desk Clerk at a hotel, but I do a little bit of everything and I have the tendency to come in and redo peoples work because it is done halfassed. Everyone says I'm a little OCD, but it's not that, it's that there is a standard when working in hospitality and I work with some lazy ass people. I can't help it, I'm a perfectionist.
Sooo...I'm here reading stuff about cleaning, instead of...guess what? Yep, my place is a mess.
Haha haha same matey ... Same
Ironic
If I wash my apartment windows or the car, it WILL 100% rain within the next 24 hrs! Foolproof! ^--^
Haha, every time my boyfriend washes his truck, the first thing I'll say is: I guess it's going rain tomorrow (and it does).
This is a surefire way to control the weather.
Cool, move to the western states please. They say the drought is over, but I've got a feeling that we will be bone dry by the end of this year, just like last year.
If you wax the water will just slide right off
I am amazed how normal it still is, that the woman cleans and the man does ... i don' know what the man does in the world of "only woman can clean properly".
If you have kids, and any of them are male, start instilling cleaning habits in them.
Enough women out there who are super perfectionist. Men usually have less exaggerated standards on cleanliness.
Two ways to learn to clean, men: 1. Spend some time in the military, or 2. Live as a bachelor and want to impress your dates.
Man falls asleep. Man fixes things! Sometimes man fixes big thing on driveway. Other times he fixes small thing, like rc vehicle, with dreams of becoming big time RC racing pro. Or he plays video games.
When I was growing up, I got the belt if my aunt/guardian saw any dust or dirt on her white gloves. Yes, she'd run a white-gloved hand over the furniture and mantels to make sure they had been properly cleaned. :|
The belt?! What a psycho!
Indeed. We no longer speak.
That’s called abuse.
You are obviously young, the belt was the order of the day once.
Tradition and antiquity are not excuses for abuse.
My Aunt would make me eat a spoonful of hot curry powder. :( wasn't fun and I don't talk to her anymore.
That’s called abuse.
Laughed out loud at so many of these things, threw up a little in my mouth at the last one. Urrgh.
You don't wash dishes that way? I thought everone did.
XD best comment
Sometimes i can see the dust particles floating in my bedroom so i vacuum the air like it's actually going to do anything
Cleaning is one of those necessary evils in life.
A lot of your panels are blank. Like to see 'em but can't.
Stop spreading myths, Bored Panda! That statement about house dust being mostly skin is FALSE.
I actually like cleaning. Though I can see how frustrating (and funny) it can get =)
I just finished my spring cleaning. Not fun.
Dishes are absolutely horrible. Certainly my least favorite chore. My mother has a tendency to leave condiments slathered in silverware and plates and such. Why...
I clean bi-annually whether it needs it or not
So relatable.
Sometimes i want to clean my mom's house and others times i dont but it got to get done and get if over with because i don't want to here her nagging about the house is not being clean up. So i go ahead and get it done.
“People who cleaned at least once in their life?” Um...
When it comes to cleaning, I hate to do it, but I do it so well. I was an Executive Housekeeper at a Hilton hotel for 10 years and me and my team won so many awards for cleanliness. Now I work as front Desk Clerk at a hotel, but I do a little bit of everything and I have the tendency to come in and redo peoples work because it is done halfassed. Everyone says I'm a little OCD, but it's not that, it's that there is a standard when working in hospitality and I work with some lazy ass people. I can't help it, I'm a perfectionist.