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You know how Christmas day is supposed to be the best day of the year? It seems that nothing could go wrong when you're spending some relaxing time with your family, unwrapping the many presents that you've got with your tummy stuffed with delicious foods. Well, as with everything in life, not even the Christmas spirit is safe from being ruined by some epic fails and turning into the worst day ever.

It turns out that Christmas is only merry until you sink your teeth into a soap lobster thinking it's chocolate. Or until you shatter your glass table and your entire dinner ends up on the floor. The beauty of the internet, however, is that no matter what kind of funny fails happen to you, no matter the bad luck that has been dealt for you, you can always browse it to find someone who's having it worse. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious photos of people who probably wish to forget their Christmas (or at least parts of it), and they will make yours look 10/10. So scroll down to check the merry people whose holidays turned into some sick Christmas jokes below!

#1

Thanks, Aunt!

Thanks, Aunt!

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LOttawa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clean inside and out. But I'm confused how the smell didn't tell her it was a soap and not chocolate.

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#2

My Parents Made My Wife A Stocking For Christmas

My Parents Made My Wife A Stocking For Christmas

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Those Crazy Kids Messing With The Neighbor's Merry Christmas Decoration

Those Crazy Kids Messing With The Neighbor's Merry Christmas Decoration

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Brand New Christmas Decorations, Dog Did Not Approve

Brand New Christmas Decorations, Dog Did Not Approve

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the dog is embarrassed and feels guilty, some of the cats would be proud or play innocent

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#8

The Holiday Season Means Bottomless Egg Nog

The Holiday Season Means Bottomless Egg Nog

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Helenium
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this happened to me with a mug of hot chocolate, i was stunned for like 2 minutes while my brain workout what I'm looking at, perfect circle through the bottom of the mug, hot choc everywhere

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#9

I'm Spending Christmas At My Australian GF's Parents Place. Brushing My Teeth In The Morning I Look Up And This Is What I See On The Inside Of The Window. I Love The Weather Here, But **** That

I'm Spending Christmas At My Australian GF's Parents Place. Brushing My Teeth In The Morning I Look Up And This Is What I See On The Inside Of The Window. I Love The Weather Here, But **** That

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#11

I Was Putting Up Christmas Lights On My Roof A While Back When This Happened...

I Was Putting Up Christmas Lights On My Roof A While Back When This Happened...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am going to take a nap....... I am going to take a nap right here .....good night! said the ladder

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#12

My Mom Left $300 Unattended, My Nephew (Special Little Kid) Thought It Was Just Papers. Merry Christmas, Mom

My Mom Left $300 Unattended, My Nephew (Special Little Kid) Thought It Was Just Papers. Merry Christmas, Mom

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#13

Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally

Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally

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#15

I Bought My Dog An Advent Calender, Who Then Explored All 24 Days Of Christmas While I Was Pumping Gas

I Bought My Dog An Advent Calender, Who Then Explored All 24 Days Of Christmas While I Was Pumping Gas

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Jaguarundi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What part of ""dog without supervision" don't you understand? A dog's gotta dog!

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#16

Christmas Toy, Meet Dog’s Water Bowl. Dog’s Water Bowl, Meet Christmas Toy

Christmas Toy, Meet Dog’s Water Bowl. Dog’s Water Bowl, Meet Christmas Toy

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#18

Hid The Ham From The Dog In The Oven. On A Plastic Carving Tray. Turned The Oven On To Preheat For The Roast Turkey

Hid The Ham From The Dog In The Oven. On A Plastic Carving Tray. Turned The Oven On To Preheat For The Roast Turkey

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#19

Why The Wife Says We Can No Longer Have A Real Christmas Tree

Why The Wife Says We Can No Longer Have A Real Christmas Tree

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Savannagh Ryane
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will not have a real tree until I have a handsome house boy to clean up after it!

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cool sun
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder why people keep cutting trees for Christmas. Do they have any idea it takes about 7 years to grow that high? Poor tree....get an artificial one or a potted tree and plant it somewhere.

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Pattie Kelly
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had days like this then I turned to an artificial tree and these days are gone.

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blugeagua
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The husband wanted a real Christmas tree but I said no! I understand how she feels.

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Barbara Hardin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even when watered those short needle pine trees make a mess (long needles are better).

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Carissa Partheymueller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

can’t stand pine 🌲 needles . our fake tree is in the basement- we “ dig it up “ every year !!

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Paula Swanson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang...how long was the tree up....since October? You have to water them...alot.

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CJ Kelly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You realize what happened was that he dragged the tree all the way to its spot, right? And that that's the reason for the bare side? Or did everyone ignore half of the picture??

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Rebecca Cote
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup, that's us too. We water it, but it doesn't help. It's so dry in the winter.

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Bianca Ypey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's why we have a fake one. That and the fact that our cats might feel compelled to eat it.

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jevais
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wrap the tree in sheet and past it through the nearest window if only u live in house.

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Valerie Anne
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taking the tree down before February would have been good too.

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Efrem Hug
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

don't put the gd christmas tree up in October and you'll be fine!

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Vicky Zar
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How long did you have that? This never ever happens to us.

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Magpie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plant one outside. = several purposes. Kinder to the trees. 2 save money. 3 can do the ( quite private) I am so superior for being kind to the environment and trees.

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Magpie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For best results pick a flowering gum tree that will self decorate. ( erm in Australia of course )

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OptimisticNihilist
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I threw our tree out the window from our 5th floor apartment. Kinda magical how it landed perfectly point down and every needle on it just fell right off on impact.

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Sue Lowe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you need lessons on how to pick out a fresh tree then keep it watered daily.

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Sue Donim
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what no floor skirt to catch the needles and bag them. also under watered ?

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Vilkas
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy s**t, so many stupid people. Your wife should divorce you for being a dumb f**k.

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#20

Let’s Skip Christmas This Year

Let’s Skip Christmas This Year

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The perils of a stubborn man's insistence to carry alllllll the groceries in at once.

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#21

Got An Interesting Package In The Mail Today. I Have No Idea Who Sent It... Merry Christmas I Guess

Got An Interesting Package In The Mail Today. I Have No Idea Who Sent It... Merry Christmas I Guess

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Pseudo Puppy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't show the word... but can show "it".... oh the irony of bored panda.

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#22

Found On Snapchat. Someone Got A Great Christmas Present

Found On Snapchat. Someone Got A Great Christmas Present

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Louise Stange-Wahl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes me want to cry when I saw this...I lost my sweet little Yorkie Jenna 14 months ago to epilepsy and she was just 7 years old. I miss her every day. What was your Mom thinking? She has to be on Santa's VERY naughty list.

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#23

Christmas Disaster Bad Enough, The Dog Took Down The Tree. He Ate His Bed As Well

Christmas Disaster Bad Enough, The Dog Took Down The Tree. He Ate His Bed As Well

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#24

Yep, This Just Happened! Very Lucky To Have No Injuries, Just Shattered About My Christmas Ham, Haha

Yep, This Just Happened! Very Lucky To Have No Injuries, Just Shattered About My Christmas Ham, Haha

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#25

So... This Is What Happened To My Real Tree This Year. Not A Needle Left On When We Heaved Her Out The Back Door

So... This Is What Happened To My Real Tree This Year. Not A Needle Left On When We Heaved Her Out The Back Door

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#26

Got A Eucalyptus Tree For Christmas

Got A Eucalyptus Tree For Christmas

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#27

Merry Christmas To Me! My Secret Pal Gift At Work Included Live Roaches And Roach Droppings

Merry Christmas To Me! My Secret Pal Gift At Work Included Live Roaches And Roach Droppings

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#28

Enjoy Your Special Christmas Waffles, Kids!

Enjoy Your Special Christmas Waffles, Kids!

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#29

My Christmas Present

My Christmas Present

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Meowton Mewsk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That really sucks. I know it’s just material things, but I feel bad for that person. I bet they were really happy when they opened it.

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#30

Just About Died Getting This Up And None Of The Lights Work

Just About Died Getting This Up And None Of The Lights Work

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LOttawa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Test before you install. Hasn't National lampoon Christmas vacation thought us anything.

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#31

One Of My Girlfriend's Gifts Arrived Like This Just Days Before Christmas...

One Of My Girlfriend's Gifts Arrived Like This Just Days Before Christmas...

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#33

This Morning Some Kids Decided To Set Fire To My Boat. Merry Christmas

This Morning Some Kids Decided To Set Fire To My Boat. Merry Christmas

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#34

Got A New Wallet For Christmas, But They Forgot Something...

Got A New Wallet For Christmas, But They Forgot Something...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It will keep your money safe even after someone steals your wallet

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#35

Breaking Mom's Oven On Christmas Eve Surely Reminded Her Of Two Things: 1. I'm Her Favourite Child; 2. Always Have A Backup Roast Ready

Breaking Mom's Oven On Christmas Eve Surely Reminded Her Of Two Things: 1. I'm Her Favourite Child; 2. Always Have A Backup Roast Ready

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Ryo Bakura
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who makes a backup roast? "I had a feeling you'd break the oven, so I made one last night, just in case. We can have the one I was planning to cook in the New Year. Oh, and you're grounded, you little s**t."

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#36

My Dogs Just Knocked Over My Christmas Tree

My Dogs Just Knocked Over My Christmas Tree

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#37

Got A Flat Tire Last Night Over The Christmas Holidays, Nowhere Is Open To Fix It

Got A Flat Tire Last Night Over The Christmas Holidays, Nowhere Is Open To Fix It

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Leopoldo Pisanello
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I've got exactly that same problem yesterday. Still waiting for the tire repair shop to open.

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#38

10 Foot Tall Christmas Tree Fell Over Today...

10 Foot Tall Christmas Tree Fell Over Today...

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Christine M Quigley
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've learned to anchor the tree on the sides as well, into a corner.. used to have 14' trees!

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#40

My Morning So Far:

My Morning So Far:

slept in 30 minutes; discovered the coffee beans I bought with a Christmas gift card are decaf; then this happened when I tried to pour the beans back into the bag

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