You know how Christmas day is supposed to be the best day of the year? It seems that nothing could go wrong when you're spending some relaxing time with your family, unwrapping the many presents that you've got with your tummy stuffed with delicious foods. Well, as with everything in life, not even the Christmas spirit is safe from being ruined by some epic fails and turning into the worst day ever.

It turns out that Christmas is only merry until you sink your teeth into a soap lobster thinking it's chocolate. Or until you shatter your glass table and your entire dinner ends up on the floor. The beauty of the internet, however, is that no matter what kind of funny fails happen to you, no matter the bad luck that has been dealt for you, you can always browse it to find someone who's having it worse. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious photos of people who probably wish to forget their Christmas (or at least parts of it), and they will make yours look 10/10. So scroll down to check the merry people whose holidays turned into some sick Christmas jokes below!

#1

Thanks, Aunt!

Thanks, Aunt!

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LOttawa
Community Member
1 year ago

Clean inside and out. But I'm confused how the smell didn't tell her it was a soap and not chocolate.

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#2

My Parents Made My Wife A Stocking For Christmas

My Parents Made My Wife A Stocking For Christmas

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Marco van Hattum
Community Member
1 year ago

Passive aggression taken to new levels.

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#3

Those Crazy Kids Messing With The Neighbor's Merry Christmas Decoration

Those Crazy Kids Messing With The Neighbor's Merry Christmas Decoration

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dibya sadhukhan
Community Member
1 year ago

Hey i love the creamy shits

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#4

Well, There Goes Christmas Lunch

Well, There Goes Christmas Lunch

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Night Owl
Community Member
1 year ago

Damn... 😲

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#5

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

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dibya sadhukhan
Community Member
1 year ago

The fish did it not the cat

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#6

Starting Christmas On The Wrong Foot

Starting Christmas On The Wrong Foot

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~Milo~
Community Member
1 year ago

Santa?

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#7

Brand New Christmas Decorations, Dog Did Not Approve

Brand New Christmas Decorations, Dog Did Not Approve

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Krystyna Chojnowska
Community Member
1 year ago

but he knows he did sth bad. what a wise boy :)

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#8

The Holiday Season Means Bottomless Egg Nog

The Holiday Season Means Bottomless Egg Nog

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Helenium
Community Member
1 year ago

this happened to me with a mug of hot chocolate, i was stunned for like 2 minutes while my brain workout what I'm looking at, perfect circle through the bottom of the mug, hot choc everywhere

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#9

I'm Spending Christmas At My Australian GF's Parents Place. Brushing My Teeth In The Morning I Look Up And This Is What I See On The Inside Of The Window. I Love The Weather Here, But **** That

I'm Spending Christmas At My Australian GF's Parents Place. Brushing My Teeth In The Morning I Look Up And This Is What I See On The Inside Of The Window. I Love The Weather Here, But **** That

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dibya sadhukhan
Community Member
1 year ago

Go away its his house

Trisha Dragon
Community Member
1 year ago

It is now

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Pseudo Puppy
Community Member
1 year ago

this is pretty normal here in Australia... especially if living in Queensland. Welcome!! ;) :D

Sara
Community Member
1 year ago

They were everywhere when I lived in Sydney! Huntsmen didn't really bother me. The funnel web building a web on the sliding back door freaked me out though!!! lol

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Han
Community Member
1 year ago

It's just a Huntsman. They don't bite and generally enter our homes before a storm hits. More scared of us then we should be of it. :)

Sara
Community Member
1 year ago

They actually DO bite!! lol My friend had one bite her face when she tried to swat it away in her sleep. At least she killed it right after. About a month later, I found one in my bedroom. Went to get bug spray & it was gone when I came back. Made sleeping difficult for awhile!!

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MnM2520
Community Member
1 year ago

*cocks shotgun* Nope *BOOM*

Mama Panda
Community Member
1 year ago

omg burn the house down!!!!

Krumps
Community Member
1 year ago

It's a spider, not a termite infestation. Everyone seems to be so scare of aussie animals and all, but really it's not that bad. We had a bright Fluor orange spider and a bat in our house.

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Hisseefit
Community Member
1 year ago

And when it disappears is when you really have to worry!

Kiahna
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep! That's why I don't take my eyes off it and yell out for someone to help. And if you're home alone, you're pretty much screwed.

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Ashley Say Wha?!?
Community Member
1 year ago

Nope! Booking my airline ticket home right now.

trix
Community Member
1 year ago

The land of nopes.

fckucarol
Community Member
1 year ago

welp gotta throw the whole house away now...

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
1 year ago

Awww, spider dude just wanted to join in the festivities

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

On the eight legs of Christmas my Grandpa gave to me....

seauf
Community Member
1 year ago

....on the INside of.....

Well Hello There
Community Member
1 year ago

OH HELL NAW

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
1 year ago

It's a huntsman, it's hunting YOU!

Pavlina G
Community Member
1 year ago

Just Harry sayin Gday

Han
Community Member
1 year ago

Haha! We wear sunscreen and carry an umbrella. Cos Straya

Ms Phit
Community Member
1 year ago

Same in Arizona...umbrella is for shade though

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Maggie Collins
Community Member
1 year ago

When is the next plane out of here? Cuz I'm gone! Or maybe I can just ride that monster spider!!

Harry Plopper
Community Member
1 year ago

*pulls out gun* NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER

Aileen
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol I was like, “Wow what a pretty view of the trees and WOAH, woah ok, I see it now.”

Danielle Renee
Community Member
1 year ago

beautiful place, but everything wants to kill you there.

Valereee
Community Member
1 year ago

Yuck!!!

jevais
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh my goodness. This awful.

Julinda
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh Hell, just NOPE!

Valerie Anne
Community Member
1 year ago

This is when you run like hell. No significant other is worth that!

Linda Fulco
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh hell no!

Marti Mefford
Community Member
1 year ago

no my gahd, pretty sure I would have dropped dead.

Donny Cromwell
Community Member
1 year ago

I once saw a greater house spider in my basement and I screamed like a little girl. I'm sure if I saw that monster I would have shit myself.

De'leeze(fka moon)
Community Member
1 year ago

Ha,FTSIO

Jinal P
Community Member
1 year ago

ssup loser

Kiahna
Community Member
1 year ago

Summer in Australia. You know what, life in Australia. With me it's just, 'KIAHNA!! CAN YOU GET A BROOM PLEASE?' Spiders happen. No big deal.

Mama Panda
Community Member
1 year ago

A broom? Hell no! That spider will hold on to the bristles and then come down and kick your ass for swatting it. Better yet, use a shovel!!! (and then set the house on fire)

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Annie Hu
Community Member
1 year ago

i think it's outside... I do not like that spider thing

Wendy Fitzkloo
Community Member
6 months ago

Just step on it mate

Wendy Fitzkloo
Community Member
6 months ago

Just step on it

Mark Kelly
Community Member
6 months ago

Fact, no one has died from a spider bite in Australia since the 80's

Karla Jaldin Otero
Community Member
6 months ago

I am more and more convinced that Australia did not evolve

Rebecca Cote
Community Member
1 year ago

no no no no no no!

Jonathan M
Community Member
1 year ago

That's not a spider, ....

Skepter Angelo Ken Madrid
Community Member
1 year ago

LMAO

Irene Walton
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG!!! I just saw it!

Mary Patterson
Community Member
1 year ago

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!

elfin
Community Member
1 year ago

Everything in Australia wants to kill you.

Maria Mangione
Community Member
1 year ago

no way

Amanda Hunter
Community Member
1 year ago

Crikey!

Rachel Hamrick
Community Member
1 year ago

Did you use his toothbrush?

Pamela
Community Member
1 year ago

Just a harmless Huntsman, great for catching household pests! :)

Red
Community Member
1 year ago

Welcome to Australia 💁🏻‍♀️

Olli Glx
Community Member
1 year ago

Nope.

Brodie
Community Member
1 year ago

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Brodie
Community Member
1 year ago

The weather. The weather? THE WEATHER?! I HATE THE WEATHER. STEP OUTSIDE AND BUCKETS OF SWEAT JUST FALL OFF YOU.

Bron
Community Member
1 year ago

Pfft, they're harmless unless you're stupid enough to poke at it enough to aggravate it. Pretty much like many animals. They do look bit but they're not, just have long legs.

Elly Clifton
Community Member
1 year ago

it won't eat you all in one bite

Tom McDonald
Community Member
1 year ago

It's a huntsman spider. They're harmless.

Norman van Druten
Community Member
1 year ago

He lives there, you don't!!

Janine Duckgrove
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe it wants to brush its teeth too

lazy panda
Community Member
1 year ago

Time to burn the house down.

Maria Ines Molina
Community Member
1 year ago

Nope

Lynn Hewitt
Community Member
1 year ago

Still call Australia home- but yeah... YIKES

Jessica Percy
Community Member
1 year ago

Dude hes outside dont freeak out ur fine if not grab a dam shoe and stop complaining

Marzena Helena Leino
Community Member
1 year ago

Did you stay after that, but be honest please ? I would leave at once - using broomstick preferably :)

Łukasz Wronka
Community Member
1 year ago

Don't panic and burn the house to the ground

Rasmus Herold
Community Member
1 year ago

Good thing it was on the outside, at least

Kjersti Valberg
Community Member
1 year ago

Burn the house. It's already lost.

Victor Manteca Hierro
Community Member
1 year ago

Crabs are oddly shaped there.

Kerolos Saleib
Community Member
1 year ago

Burn the house down. Those things fly and reproduce like.... Well.... Australian spiders

Magpie
Community Member
1 year ago

Haven't i seen this photo before ? 2. these are better than the ones you can NOT see.

Chris Pitch
Community Member
1 year ago

That ones okay. Not venomous

SilvaSkies
Community Member
1 year ago

I can relate to this dude everyday, even after living in Australia for ages. Really isn't the worst Christmas, maybe cuz I'm used to it. Used to it, but doesn't mean it doesn't bother me >.<

Chris Hill
Community Member
1 year ago

The inside of the window, you say. I would be out of there so fast. Where you see one, there are more coming. They run fast but not as fast as I can.

Enuya
Community Member
1 year ago

RUN.

fckucarol
Community Member
1 year ago

welp gotta throw the whole house away

Louise Stange-Wahl
Community Member
1 year ago

I would ABSOLUTELY scream like a little girl...snakes don't bother me at all, but spiders and bugs...AWWWGGGHHHHh!

Baked Panda
Community Member
1 year ago

Nope nope nope.... BIG NOPE!!!

Jaguarundi
Community Member
1 year ago

It's a huntsman spider and it's hunting YOU!

Elisha Holster Schafer
Community Member
1 year ago

It's just a huntsman, they are pretty chill. I always name mine when they turn up.

Pattie Kelly
Community Member
1 year ago

I bet that spider was just as scared at you because you are 100 times his size.

Diane Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

I was just reading about spiders in Australia. I think this is a Funnel Spider. The legs alone can be 4 inches long. They hurt, but seldom kill.

Kiahna
Community Member
1 year ago

Nah. Funnel spiders are tiny.

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pandamonium
Community Member
1 year ago

Just cuz it's a big spider just make it any more aggressive than a small spider and believe it or not spiders don't just attack you if anything I think it's absolutely gorgeous to be able to see all of its detail in such a big image would be a treat for the eyes more than it should be a fear factor they're not going to bite you because they can I bet you if you poke it it would run away

jeffrey blankenship
Community Member
1 year ago

My inner grammar Nazi just had a stroke. I'm not entirely certain if that was meant to be a never ending sentence, but I believe punctuation was invented to serve a purpose.

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
1 year ago

Lucky it wasn't a snake.

Cheryl Hopper
Community Member
1 year ago

This is Australia, mate. Some of the spiders can do ya as bad as the snakes. This spider is a Huntsman, which is harmless to humans, so no worries.

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#10

Christmas Dinner Is Ruined

Christmas Dinner Is Ruined

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dibya sadhukhan
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1 year ago

You should have fed the segway

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#11

I Was Putting Up Christmas Lights On My Roof A While Back When This Happened...

I Was Putting Up Christmas Lights On My Roof A While Back When This Happened...

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dibya sadhukhan
Community Member
1 year ago

I am going to take a nap....... I am going to take a nap right here .....good night! said the ladder

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#12

My Mom Left $300 Unattended, My Nephew (Special Little Kid) Thought It Was Just Papers. Merry Christmas, Mom

My Mom Left $300 Unattended, My Nephew (Special Little Kid) Thought It Was Just Papers. Merry Christmas, Mom

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Hisseefit
Community Member
1 year ago

Now you have a Christmas puzzle

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#13

Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally

Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally

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PandaJon
Community Member
1 year ago

Ideally, he should have followed it down

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#14

I Ummmm... Uhhhhh... Merry Christmas!

I Ummmm... Uhhhhh... Merry Christmas!

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Patti Brock
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks innocent to me :)

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#15

I Bought My Dog An Advent Calender, Who Then Explored All 24 Days Of Christmas While I Was Pumping Gas

I Bought My Dog An Advent Calender, Who Then Explored All 24 Days Of Christmas While I Was Pumping Gas

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Jaguarundi
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1 year ago

What part of ""dog without supervision" don't you understand? A dog's gotta dog!

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#16

Christmas Toy, Meet Dog’s Water Bowl. Dog’s Water Bowl, Meet Christmas Toy

Christmas Toy, Meet Dog’s Water Bowl. Dog’s Water Bowl, Meet Christmas Toy

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Kim Shannon
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1 year ago

It's okay. Rice fixes everything.

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#17

I Forgot About The Chicken

I Forgot About The Chicken

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dibya sadhukhan
Community Member
1 year ago

"Looks delicious"-dustbin

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#18

Hid The Ham From The Dog In The Oven. On A Plastic Carving Tray. Turned The Oven On To Preheat For The Roast Turkey

Hid The Ham From The Dog In The Oven. On A Plastic Carving Tray. Turned The Oven On To Preheat For The Roast Turkey

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PandaJon
Community Member
1 year ago

...and enjoy!

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#19

Why The Wife Says We Can No Longer Have A Real Christmas Tree

Why The Wife Says We Can No Longer Have A Real Christmas Tree

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
1 year ago

Water in the tree stand would have been a good idea...

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#20

Let’s Skip Christmas This Year

Let’s Skip Christmas This Year

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Troux
Community Member
1 year ago

The perils of a stubborn man's insistence to carry alllllll the groceries in at once.

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#21

Got An Interesting Package In The Mail Today. I Have No Idea Who Sent It... Merry Christmas I Guess

Got An Interesting Package In The Mail Today. I Have No Idea Who Sent It... Merry Christmas I Guess

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Pseudo Puppy
Community Member
1 year ago

Can't show the word... but can show "it".... oh the irony of bored panda.

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#22

Found On Snapchat. Someone Got A Great Christmas Present

Found On Snapchat. Someone Got A Great Christmas Present

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Hope Floats
Community Member
1 year ago

She probably just thought it would bring back some happy memories at Christmas....(That's how I would take that...)

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#23

Christmas Disaster Bad Enough, The Dog Took Down The Tree. He Ate His Bed As Well

Christmas Disaster Bad Enough, The Dog Took Down The Tree. He Ate His Bed As Well

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Patti Brock
Community Member
1 year ago

Guessing the dog doesn't like Christmas....

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#24

Yep, This Just Happened! Very Lucky To Have No Injuries, Just Shattered About My Christmas Ham, Haha

Yep, This Just Happened! Very Lucky To Have No Injuries, Just Shattered About My Christmas Ham, Haha

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Bill Taylor
Community Member
1 year ago

Hot dish + glass table=disaster.

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#25

So... This Is What Happened To My Real Tree This Year. Not A Needle Left On When We Heaved Her Out The Back Door

So... This Is What Happened To My Real Tree This Year. Not A Needle Left On When We Heaved Her Out The Back Door

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Sue Knerl
Community Member
1 year ago

Again, put water in the stand.

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#26

Got A Eucalyptus Tree For Christmas

Got A Eucalyptus Tree For Christmas

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pandamonium
Community Member
1 year ago

Did it come with a koala bear????

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#27

Merry Christmas To Me! My Secret Pal Gift At Work Included Live Roaches And Roach Droppings

Merry Christmas To Me! My Secret Pal Gift At Work Included Live Roaches And Roach Droppings

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Krystyna Chojnowska
Community Member
1 year ago

burn it. roaches are terrible. burn it outside.

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#28

Enjoy Your Special Christmas Waffles, Kids!

Enjoy Your Special Christmas Waffles, Kids!

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Ang.stl
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like I’ve been cooking again.

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#29

My Christmas Present

My Christmas Present

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Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
1 year ago

That really sucks. I know it’s just material things, but I feel bad for that person. I bet they were really happy when they opened it.

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#30

Just About Died Getting This Up And None Of The Lights Work

Just About Died Getting This Up And None Of The Lights Work

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LOttawa
Community Member
1 year ago

Test before you install. Hasn't National lampoon Christmas vacation thought us anything.

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#31

One Of My Girlfriend's Gifts Arrived Like This Just Days Before Christmas...

One Of My Girlfriend's Gifts Arrived Like This Just Days Before Christmas...

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Krystyna Chojnowska
Community Member
1 year ago

"Eeyore, and I brought you a balloon." "Balloon?" said Eeyore. "You did say balloon? One of those big coloured things you blow up? Gaiety, song-and-dance, here we are and there we are?" "Yes, but I'm afraid – I'm very sorry, Eeyore – but when I was running along to bring it you, I fell down." "Dear, dear, how unlucky! You ran too fast, I expect. You didn't hurt yourself, Little Piglet?" "No, but I – I – oh, Eeyore, I burst the balloon!"

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#32

My Parents Came Home To Their Christmas Tree This Morning

My Parents Came Home To Their Christmas Tree This Morning

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Patti Brock
Community Member
1 year ago

Cat or dog?

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#33

This Morning Some Kids Decided To Set Fire To My Boat. Merry Christmas

This Morning Some Kids Decided To Set Fire To My Boat. Merry Christmas

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Patti Brock
Community Member
1 year ago

Why? What is wrong with people?

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#34

Got A New Wallet For Christmas, But They Forgot Something...

Got A New Wallet For Christmas, But They Forgot Something...

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dibya sadhukhan
Community Member
1 year ago

It will keep your money safe even after someone steals your wallet

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#35

Breaking Mom's Oven On Christmas Eve Surely Reminded Her Of Two Things: 1. I'm Her Favourite Child; 2. Always Have A Backup Roast Ready

Breaking Mom's Oven On Christmas Eve Surely Reminded Her Of Two Things: 1. I'm Her Favourite Child; 2. Always Have A Backup Roast Ready

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Ryo Bakura
Community Member
1 year ago

Who makes a backup roast? "I had a feeling you'd break the oven, so I made one last night, just in case. We can have the one I was planning to cook in the New Year. Oh, and you're grounded, you little shit."

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#36

My Dogs Just Knocked Over My Christmas Tree

My Dogs Just Knocked Over My Christmas Tree

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
1 year ago

The angel made such a graceful face-plant.

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#37

Got A Flat Tire Last Night Over The Christmas Holidays, Nowhere Is Open To Fix It

Got A Flat Tire Last Night Over The Christmas Holidays, Nowhere Is Open To Fix It

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Leopoldo Pisanello
Community Member
1 year ago

Actually I've got exactly that same problem yesterday. Still waiting for the tire repair shop to open.

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#38

10 Foot Tall Christmas Tree Fell Over Today...

10 Foot Tall Christmas Tree Fell Over Today...

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Christine M Quigley
Community Member
1 year ago

I've learned to anchor the tree on the sides as well, into a corner.. used to have 14' trees!

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#39

Glass Bomb

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Pavlina G
Community Member
1 year ago

Been there, done that

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#40

My Morning So Far:

My Morning So Far:

slept in 30 minutes; discovered the coffee beans I bought with a Christmas gift card are decaf; then this happened when I tried to pour the beans back into the bag

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Nadine
Community Member
1 year ago

Time to go back to bed.

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#41

Waited In A 2 Hour Line For This Pic

Waited In A 2 Hour Line For This Pic

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seauf
Community Member
1 year ago

so? ;)

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