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30 Hilariously Inappropriate Playground Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Were Approved
Kids' playgrounds are supposed to be a hub for a child's imagination, so the designs must yield to creativity. While Danish brands such as LEGO and MONSTRUM are superstars with innovative playset creations, some jungle gym designers just seem to miss the mark.
Below is a compilation of playground design fails that are far from friendly. Who knew that once wholesome characters like Frosty, the Snowman or Spiderman could become so inappropriate with just a few bad design placements. Yes, some of these backyard playgrounds are so disturbing you will wonder how the designer or parents missed it. Scroll down below to see photos of hilariously shady playground equipment that are definitely not age-appropriate, but are sure to give you a good laugh. Don't forget to upvote your favs!
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All Aboard Thomas The Existential Angst Engine
Really? For Kids To Play?
Depends how you look at it. It can be quite useful for explaining how did they came to existence.. OR NOT.
Uhhh... You Alright There, Pikachu?
Just A Regular Russian Playground, Nothing To See Here
My Friend Is In South Korea And She Saw This In A Playground
Ouch
Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: *roblox death sound*
But Why
Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down
This Mickey Mouse At A Local Play Park
Not Exactly The Right Place For A Playground
i can see myself slipping. slipping when it’s dry. slipping when I’m walking slowly. this is my problem ;-;
Spiderman Bounce House
The pump that inflates the castle probably needs to be inserted into the a**s... because, spiderman
Well That's A Penis...
If You’re A 10 Foot Child And Want To Learn Braille Do I Have The Playground For You!
This Awful Slide Placement
c’mon man... we’re trying to ~not~ drive the elephants to extinction...
This Terrifying Playground For Children
So I Took My Son To A Playground In Poland...
Come And Play, Children
Child: *copies Pirate role model* Parental figure: where the hell did I go wrong?
This Spiderman Children's Ride Has A Visible Panty Line
Morg And Lisu
Make Fun Safe
Fun is bad, too many people get hurt because of fun. Now go over to that bench and watch paint dry.
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When I was a kid we slid on 80 foot stainless steel slides. Kids had a lot of broken bones back then...
You've got to climb over the green wall to slide down.... cmon! It's a metaphor for life for kids. Break through the barriers to find success. Or something like that. At least that's what the builder said.
you can have fun OR you can have safe--but you cannot have them BOTH! I would love to know what the rest of the sign says
You can't have not safe fun if you don't have any fun! Think about it.
They will just climb over, increasing the "fun" and decreasing the "safe".
Spotted At A Local Park On The Play Structure. Teaching Kids About The Planets... That Revolve Around The Earth...?
This Useless Playground Tic-Tac-Toe Board
OOH! FIRST TO TWO WINS! I WILL CHALLENGE ANYONE TO THIS— anyone under 5
Guess Donald Duck Really Likes Kids
This Monstrosity
Uhh... Spongebob?
At The Playground
This Playground Of A Private Kindergarten In Omsk, Russia
Kids Playground In Ukraine
I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here
It's educational really: - Mommy, Daddy, how are children made? - Come to the playground with me...
Awww - that's the Peter Maxx/yellow submarine slide in the Kiryat HaYovel neighborhood in Jerusalem (HaMfletset). It's been a much-loved park slide since the late 60's. My kids always begged to go to that park when they were kids and now their kids beg to go there too.
Well, that was different. You guys can sure can find it! I'm just glad my kids are grown and don't go to parks anymore. Those things would bever make it past my wise mouth husband!
That slide is like a hazard literally you can like if it's a boy sliding down it all just hit him in the nuts
Yonic is the female equivalent of phallic and as we have seen a very necessary in parental vocabs
ALL of these examples only make filthy minded adults moan and groan. The kids are totally clueless to it all. Get a life you pedantic, petty, filthy minded wankers. Just try not to pass on your pedantic intolerance to your kids. But as if that's going to happen ... *sigh* #pathetic
It's not that funny if you really think about it. I really hope I was just over-thinking of these kinda design. Ahhh I really can't, a normal person would design something smart and safety for children to play, only the pedophilia would design something like that, probably watching these kids play and jerking off elsewhere from afar. If I have kids I would not take them into these kinda playground.
Good lord mate, go for a walk, drink some water, smoke some weed or just do something to chill out! Would you prefer kids stay inside and play video games all day? Playgrounds are great inventions and fun for kids so p**s off.
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Awww - that's the Peter Maxx/yellow submarine slide in the Kiryat HaYovel neighborhood in Jerusalem (HaMfletset). It's been a much-loved park slide since the late 60's. My kids always begged to go to that park when they were kids and now their kids beg to go there too.
Well, that was different. You guys can sure can find it! I'm just glad my kids are grown and don't go to parks anymore. Those things would bever make it past my wise mouth husband!
That slide is like a hazard literally you can like if it's a boy sliding down it all just hit him in the nuts
Yonic is the female equivalent of phallic and as we have seen a very necessary in parental vocabs
ALL of these examples only make filthy minded adults moan and groan. The kids are totally clueless to it all. Get a life you pedantic, petty, filthy minded wankers. Just try not to pass on your pedantic intolerance to your kids. But as if that's going to happen ... *sigh* #pathetic
It's not that funny if you really think about it. I really hope I was just over-thinking of these kinda design. Ahhh I really can't, a normal person would design something smart and safety for children to play, only the pedophilia would design something like that, probably watching these kids play and jerking off elsewhere from afar. If I have kids I would not take them into these kinda playground.
Good lord mate, go for a walk, drink some water, smoke some weed or just do something to chill out! Would you prefer kids stay inside and play video games all day? Playgrounds are great inventions and fun for kids so p**s off.
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