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Farmers Are Shaming Their Chickens For Their ‘Crimes’ And It’s Too Entertaining To Read
Although chickens are often considered as really silly animals, hens are actually really friendly and quite smart (for example, they can recognize and distinguish more than 100 faces, both animal and human). But some of these farm birds give up laying eggs and go rogue. It turns out they are quite good at bringing havoc to quiet farm life - from attacking little children and cats to trashing the house once inside, hens and roosters can get really cocky. To teach them a lesson, owners of these funny chickens are doing some public shaming their animals after catching them red clawed, and we love it. Bored Panda has collected some of the best cases of funny birds against the world, and the overwhelming evidence will ruffle your feathers. Scroll down to check out the chicken shaming series and upvote your favorite entries!
P.S. These chickens aren't the only criminals deserving some animal shaming. Check out asshole dogs and cats as well!
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Oo, oo, oo! Speaking of chicken fakers, have a look at what this girl does to deflect the advances of a hopeful rooster: https://www.facebook.com/garytvcom/videos/1560513210670588/
Such a bad chicken. I can see why she doesn't cull you though. I wouldn't either.
Just as with the trashed garden, that's a part of the job description...
Hopefully she poops on the floor often, salt is toxic for chickens. Or the owner is British and gives her unsalted fries.
The chick is looking for a tight, cosy corner to hide in. Usually it would be under mum, but any port in a storm.
Well, if they didn't lay them there their owner would steal them!
The hen is a frizzle, and she's moulting - hence her lack of eggs.
Or they're moulting and don't have internal sufficient resources to grow new feathers and keep warm AND lay eggs for those freeloading humans, all at the same time.
Plumber on the roof, the not so successful sequel to fiddler on the roof.
as im reading these i feel like i hear a soft clucking noise behind me somewhere
Farmers? I think you mean city folk who bought an acre of land in the suburbs and now think they are farmers.
Serious question - does this take away from the desire to eat them or is that compartmentalized?
Is it just me or are chicken owners more eloquent at shaming their chickens than most dog or cat owners? Some of these are really well written.
I just recently experienced cannibalism in chickens for the first time. The poor pullet was missing half her neck when we found her. You could see a pipe and some juices in her wound. Anyways we separated her and she has now made a full recovery! We've decided to name her 'lucky'.
They really do make great pets (Pornos for Pyros pun intended). My dad had started raising them, I rolled my eyes but became enamoured with them. I went as far as to raise one in my house when his mom abandoned him the day he hatched. Named him after the singer for Pulp ... Jarvis Cocker
it's funny how the chickens that look the gentlest are the most aggressive mean ones (:
i was so disappointed, that i haven't seen this in comments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8pknnncODo
Poor chicks having to lay all those eggs all the time :( I'd totally want to have chickens if I had a big garden but not have any eggs, it's painful for them. We can yet again blame that on the breeding.
I love how the beaks of all these chickens are still intact. In NL, the beaks are usually partially cut off at an early age. 😢
I still can't believe that owning chickens is now a thing...in Silicon Valley. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2018/03/02/feature/the-silicon-valley-elites-latest-status-symbol-chickens/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.33f96b5d2ee9
as im reading these i feel like i hear a soft clucking noise behind me somewhere
Farmers? I think you mean city folk who bought an acre of land in the suburbs and now think they are farmers.
Serious question - does this take away from the desire to eat them or is that compartmentalized?
Is it just me or are chicken owners more eloquent at shaming their chickens than most dog or cat owners? Some of these are really well written.
I just recently experienced cannibalism in chickens for the first time. The poor pullet was missing half her neck when we found her. You could see a pipe and some juices in her wound. Anyways we separated her and she has now made a full recovery! We've decided to name her 'lucky'.
They really do make great pets (Pornos for Pyros pun intended). My dad had started raising them, I rolled my eyes but became enamoured with them. I went as far as to raise one in my house when his mom abandoned him the day he hatched. Named him after the singer for Pulp ... Jarvis Cocker
it's funny how the chickens that look the gentlest are the most aggressive mean ones (:
i was so disappointed, that i haven't seen this in comments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8pknnncODo
Poor chicks having to lay all those eggs all the time :( I'd totally want to have chickens if I had a big garden but not have any eggs, it's painful for them. We can yet again blame that on the breeding.
I love how the beaks of all these chickens are still intact. In NL, the beaks are usually partially cut off at an early age. 😢
I still can't believe that owning chickens is now a thing...in Silicon Valley. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2018/03/02/feature/the-silicon-valley-elites-latest-status-symbol-chickens/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.33f96b5d2ee9