Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.


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Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?

We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1 Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

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pomme 6 months ago

Evil cat is coming for you

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#2 Life Of A Tree

Life Of A Tree

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 months ago

I see nothing wrong here.

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#3 Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

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Neeraj Jha 6 months ago

That twitching eye... xD

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#4 Are You Missing Underwear?

Are You Missing Underwear?

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Ntosh 6 months ago

I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better

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#5 You Home Earlier Today Hooman

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

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Cactuar Jon 6 months ago

"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"

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#6 "I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

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Rue Granger 6 months ago

“Don’t pull the wire!” “Which one, this one?” *pulls wire*

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#7 Of All Places

Of All Places

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Arietis 6 months ago

But did they hatch?

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#8 Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 months ago

Well, she certainly left an impression their, literally.

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#9 Good Thinking

Good Thinking

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LittleGrayMouse 6 months ago

Soon they'll take over the world, one burrito at the time!

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#10 Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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ADHORTATOR 6 months ago

If she brakes brutally, the car becomes a cat-apult

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