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Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.

Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?

We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

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#3

Are You Missing Underwear?

Are You Missing Underwear?

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Ntosh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better

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#4

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

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#5

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

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Cactuar Jon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"

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#6

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

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#8

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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#9

Good Thinking

Good Thinking

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#10

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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#11

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.

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#12

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

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#13

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

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#14

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

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#15

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

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Wanderlust
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work

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#16

Oh, Hai There

Oh, Hai There

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#17

Cats Always Know

Cats Always Know

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#18

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

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#19

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!

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#20

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

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#22

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

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#23

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

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#24

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

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#25

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

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#26

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

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#28

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

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#29

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

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#30

The Murder Plot Thickens...

The Murder Plot Thickens...

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Wanderlust
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone

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#32

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

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#33

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

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#34

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

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PyroarRanger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."

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#35

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

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#36

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

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Paul K. Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every a*****e who comes along taking pictures?"

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#37

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

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Max L.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That probably emits low frequencies sounds that disturb him a lot. Try blowing on your hand without you to hear any noise, he will come to the source of the soudn not knowing exactly what to do to make it stop. In this case, he quickly understood how.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a whole story to this, I couldn't recollect where I read it, may be on Bored panda itself. There are more cats in this house and there is more to the story.

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#38

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

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#39

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

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Ali Cat
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently cats do this to just get your attention, or because you haven't praised their good behavior enough! (this is why all of the knick-knacks on my mantle are Command-stripped to it!)

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#40

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

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mulk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!

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#41

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

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#44

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

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#45

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

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Lord Beerus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip

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#46

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

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#48

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

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Wanderlust
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away

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#50

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

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Kaia Kristjansson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"

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#51

I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy

I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop moving your leg god dammit and give me that sock, Mom has put all my previous heists on display today want to add one more to that collection.

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#52

This A*sshole -"She Has Two Hands, And Is Not Petting Me"

This A*sshole -"She Has Two Hands, And Is Not Petting Me"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something deep inside me wishes to see that cat moving that tail. ♥

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#54

This Happens Every Time I Try To Do Cardio

This Happens Every Time I Try To Do Cardio

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#55

My Cat Is A Jerk...

My Cat Is A Jerk...

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#56

My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet... While I Am Mid Business

My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet... While I Am Mid Business

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#57

High After The Vet, Caught Stealing French Fries

High After The Vet, Caught Stealing French Fries

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#58

Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do

Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do

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#59

Came Home From Work And Crashed The Kitten Party

Came Home From Work And Crashed The Kitten Party

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Heather Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kittens are f*****g awesome. I fostered 5 newborn kittens up until they were three months old and they never did that much damage but I always took them outside on a blanket every single day for play and exercise

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#60

My Wife Tried To Walk The Cat

My Wife Tried To Walk The Cat

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Paul K. Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The beer in her hand explains a lot. I'm guessing that wasn't the first bottle. :)

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#61

My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In

My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In

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#62

Climb The Human!

Climb The Human!

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Linda Matheny
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have to pick up Momma cat and drop her like a piece of trash..... maybe you shouldn't own any cats.

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#64

Today My Cats Were Especially *ssholes

Today My Cats Were Especially *ssholes

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#66

I Had To Throw Them Away (The Blinds, Not The A**hole)

I Had To Throw Them Away (The Blinds, Not The A**hole)

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#67

I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...

I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...

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#68

Toby's New Year's Resolution Is To Still Don't Care At All

Toby's New Year's Resolution Is To Still Don't Care At All

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#69

I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...

I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...

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#70

Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

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#71

Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

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#72

This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That's How You Know He Likes You

This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That's How You Know He Likes You

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#73

The Kitten Doesn't Like Blondes

The Kitten Doesn't Like Blondes

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's an interesting inverted pyramid sort of looking table with three legs only... May be I would replicate this as my next DIY, I guess it need to stuck to the wall. Ohh noo.. its an optical illusion .. is it? Is it a regular table. Man, the longer I look, more I am getting confused..!!!

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#74

If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would've Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended

If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would've Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended

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#75

Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa's Hair All Over It

Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa's Hair All Over It

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#76

I Hate My Cats

I Hate My Cats

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Taryn Wallace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm impressed that your cats have figured out how to throw things at the TV / computer screen!!!!

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#77

Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins

Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins

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#78

Every Assignment Was Spent Like This

Every Assignment Was Spent Like This

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Anne Reid
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My tuxedo cat steals pens, too! Especially when I’m trying to use them!

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#79

He Does This Way Too Much

He Does This Way Too Much

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#80

I'll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!

I'll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!

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#81

Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!

Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your cats growing well, though! Just remember to water everyday and you'll soon have a flourishing cat tree :)

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#82

Said No One Ever...

Said No One Ever...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH, internet is completely opposite In portraying how cats really are. They are very lovely animals and as loyal as dogs. But I guess its more fun to display other side of their nature.

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#83

No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children's

No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children's

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Wanderlust
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This cat is very envious of his humans, always wondering why the spawns gets the new toys. Why can't he have it for himself instead

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#85

She Doesn’t Let Us Hang Our Towels

She Doesn’t Let Us Hang Our Towels

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#86

OMG, This Laptop Tastes Delicious

OMG, This Laptop Tastes Delicious

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#88

He's Slowly Pushing It All Off The Table, While Pretending To Sleep

He's Slowly Pushing It All Off The Table, While Pretending To Sleep

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#89

Spidercat, Spidercat, Does Whatever Realy Hurts...

Spidercat, Spidercat, Does Whatever Realy Hurts...

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#90

No Touch Da Mousey!

No Touch Da Mousey!

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#91

This A**hole Needed More Room To Look Out

This A**hole Needed More Room To Look Out

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#92

So You Wake Up To This In The Morning. I Hate My Cat

So You Wake Up To This In The Morning. I Hate My Cat

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#96

"I Did Not Do This"

"I Did Not Do This"

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#97

Gimme That

Gimme That

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this one... Personally I like sharing AND I like animals more than most people, so these cats would be a great fit for me👍

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#98

First Time Owning A Kitten - Didn't Know They Really Did This Stuff

First Time Owning A Kitten - Didn't Know They Really Did This Stuff

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Paul K. Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know. I've had a lot of cats and never has one messed with the TP. I guess it's just a matter of time...

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#99

“I Don’t Know - I Just Walked In And There Were Bags, Like, Everywhere. Probably An Explosion”

“I Don’t Know - I Just Walked In And There Were Bags, Like, Everywhere. Probably An Explosion”

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#100

Get A Cat, They Said... It'll Be Fun...

Get A Cat, They Said... It'll Be Fun...

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#102

I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place

I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place

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Lord Beerus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's probably the distant relative of that other one sitting on the pizza... what is it with these cats and sitting on pizza :'D

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#105

This Cat In My Neighbourhood

This Cat In My Neighbourhood

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#106

Good Morning! Breakfast Now?

Good Morning! Breakfast Now?

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Ingo Sauer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I didn't wake you, did i? Oh no... Well, since you're already up, there's this matter of my personnel being late for work."

#107

Roommate Had A Bad Morning

Roommate Had A Bad Morning

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#108

What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...

What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...

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Kai Burnstien
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waddles face! He's just like that's my job! I'm the scarf not you!! Viva stole his job!

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#109

Asshole From China

Asshole From China

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#110

I Still Love This Cat

I Still Love This Cat

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#111

My Cat Found A Nice Sleeping Spot In My Antique Chair

My Cat Found A Nice Sleeping Spot In My Antique Chair

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#112

"You Get The Banana And I Will Rip Open The Cat Weed"

"You Get The Banana And I Will Rip Open The Cat Weed"

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#114

Returning To Scene Of The Crime

Returning To Scene Of The Crime

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#115

My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn't Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)

My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn't Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We got him as a very scared 6 month old kitten from a rescue centre, I don't know what had happened to him but he didn't like being touched. He still wees on things very occasionally even with a fresh litter tray. Pickle is 7 years old now and a cuddle monster. He can be a bit scratchy at times but so so affectionate, he's come a long way. And has a big tabby brother who he adores :-). This kitty has a home for life, I love him to bits :-)...don't worry, I bought new shoes!

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#116

“No Boots! Boots Always Mean You’re Leaving, And Leaving Means No Chin-Scratches!”

“No Boots! Boots Always Mean You’re Leaving, And Leaving Means No Chin-Scratches!”

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#117

Wipe This! 2017 Site Specific Installation By Uli. Chewed Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper Holder, Drywall, Light

Wipe This! 2017 Site Specific Installation By Uli. Chewed Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper Holder, Drywall, Light

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#118

The Face Of Evil

The Face Of Evil

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#119

I Literally Just Fed Her 10 Minutes Ago

I Literally Just Fed Her 10 Minutes Ago

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#120

My Cat Is Very Proud Of Herself For Destroying This Shoebox

My Cat Is Very Proud Of Herself For Destroying This Shoebox

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#121

What In The Hell Are You Guys Doing?

What In The Hell Are You Guys Doing?

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#122

You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)

You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)

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#123

I Was Wondering Why My Succulents Were Dying...

I Was Wondering Why My Succulents Were Dying...

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have become an expert on starting African Violets from single leaves my cats knock off my mature plants.

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#124

My Cat Is A Big Ol Jerk

My Cat Is A Big Ol Jerk

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#125

I Have No Idea What You're Talking About

I Have No Idea What You're Talking About

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just stare straight ahead. Only give your name and your rank.

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#126

I Did Forget To Post This One Last Night

I Did Forget To Post This One Last Night

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#128

Cat Ripped A Hole In Her Food, Over Ate, And Threw Up Back Onto The Hole. Amazing

Cat Ripped A Hole In Her Food, Over Ate, And Threw Up Back Onto The Hole. Amazing

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Lisa Catacosinos
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

XD Well at least she didn't throw up in your bed (and yes I layed down before I realized).

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#129

Yes. Yes, This Is My Handiwork. This Is Why My Mom Can’t Have Nice Things

Yes. Yes, This Is My Handiwork. This Is Why My Mom Can’t Have Nice Things

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#130

There Are Two Full Water Bowls In The House. A**hole

There Are Two Full Water Bowls In The House. A**hole

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#131

At Least Twice A Week I Come Home To My Underwear Drawer Pulled Out And All My Undies On The Floor. Thanks, Tucker

At Least Twice A Week I Come Home To My Underwear Drawer Pulled Out And All My Undies On The Floor. Thanks, Tucker

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Warmaster Tsavong
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need another cat named Caboose. That way the caption could be "Not my fault... Tucker did it.".

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#132

Every. Single. Meal.

Every. Single. Meal.

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And That Is How My Computer Has Been Blocked...

And That Is How My Computer Has Been Blocked...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least once a month one of my cats walks on a keyboard doing something that I don't know how to fix.

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#134

This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night... I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!

This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night... I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That face and those ears say he's part of the mafia. And you don't want anything to happen to the rest of your doo-dads Do You?

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#136

He's The Reason Why I Die So Often

He's The Reason Why I Die So Often

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#138

Life Update: I'm Changing Fritz's Name To Damage Deposit

Life Update: I'm Changing Fritz's Name To Damage Deposit

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serena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat literally did cost me my deposit because she liked to sharpen her nails on the wall, even though I bought her every cat scratcher there was.

#139

Let Me Quickly Disturb This Hooman

Let Me Quickly Disturb This Hooman

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#140

When You Spend 10 Minutes Looking For The Cat Before Work

When You Spend 10 Minutes Looking For The Cat Before Work

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need this shoe shelf. The bottom of my closet looks like the bargain bin at the thrift store.

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#141

Giving New Meaning To The Phrase "No Concept Of Money." Yes, That Is A Full Bowl Of Water

Giving New Meaning To The Phrase "No Concept Of Money." Yes, That Is A Full Bowl Of Water

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#142

Every Time I Do The Dishes!

Every Time I Do The Dishes!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just dribble the water off the plates. That'll get him to move.

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#144

When You Try To Take A Relaxing Bath. There Is One Jerk

When You Try To Take A Relaxing Bath. There Is One Jerk

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Alexandra Hughes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat that did this once. Once. She fell in the tub and never did it again.

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#145

I Will Never Get Out Of Here, Human

I Will Never Get Out Of Here, Human

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww. You did all this for me? Thanks - it makes me feel like the Princess I am.

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#147

Bothered

Bothered

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Ingo Sauer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes, I am fine, thank you. You're blocking my view of the blank wall. Would you? Much better, thank you. Byeee. What a peculiarly inquisitive biped..."

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#148

Making Macrame While A Cat Is Around Is Basically Pointless

Making Macrame While A Cat Is Around Is Basically Pointless

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#149

Surprise When I Got Home. If I Had To Pick Out A Suspect In A Lineup My Cat Pharoah Was Probably Chasing A Fly

Surprise When I Got Home. If I Had To Pick Out A Suspect In A Lineup My Cat Pharoah Was Probably Chasing A Fly

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#151

Well, There Was A Plant In There. Now It’s A Bed

Well, There Was A Plant In There. Now It’s A Bed

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#153

"Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said" - The Day She Pooped In The Sink

"Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said" - The Day She Pooped In The Sink

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#154

You Need This Laptop? How Cute!

You Need This Laptop? How Cute!

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#155

Not Sure Why He Thinks This Is A Good Spot To Nap?

Not Sure Why He Thinks This Is A Good Spot To Nap?

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#156

My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School

My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School

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#157

No Kitty Nooo

No Kitty Nooo

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#158

I Finally Learned Why Nothing Will Grow In This Pot

I Finally Learned Why Nothing Will Grow In This Pot

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#159

Several Times A Day, I Show My General Disapproval By Opening All The Cabinet Doors And Emptying The Contents

Several Times A Day, I Show My General Disapproval By Opening All The Cabinet Doors And Emptying The Contents

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#161

Don't You Know I Love Coming Home To This At 10pm

Don't You Know I Love Coming Home To This At 10pm

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#162

I Don't See What The Problem Is, Human

I Don't See What The Problem Is, Human

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#163

Oh... You're Home Early

Oh... You're Home Early

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#164

He Gets His White Fur All Over My Clean Clothes, Then Tries To Claw Them Back As I Pull Them Out

He Gets His White Fur All Over My Clean Clothes, Then Tries To Claw Them Back As I Pull Them Out

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#165

Has A Strong Love For Curtains

Has A Strong Love For Curtains

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 10-week-old kitten followed a spider up the curtain, got about halfway then started mewing.

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#166

So My Wonderful Cat Decided To Break My Glass Kitchen Table. This Is Just Nice

So My Wonderful Cat Decided To Break My Glass Kitchen Table. This Is Just Nice

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#167

My Jerk Cats Broke My Daughter's Blinds Just To Watch The Sunrise

My Jerk Cats Broke My Daughter's Blinds Just To Watch The Sunrise

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#169

Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!

Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!

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#170

This Idiot Decided That This Was A Great Place To Sit

This Idiot Decided That This Was A Great Place To Sit

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#171

Spaghetti Was Just Eyeing-Up The Fridge With Determination That I Haven’t Seen Since That Time Last Spring When She Actually Jumped In

Spaghetti Was Just Eyeing-Up The Fridge With Determination That I Haven’t Seen Since That Time Last Spring When She Actually Jumped In

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#172

All Thanks Goes To My Cat

All Thanks Goes To My Cat

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#174

This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence

This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence

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#175

Cats Are Just So Charming

Cats Are Just So Charming

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#176

I Still Remember Walking In The Door To This Like It Was Yesterday

I Still Remember Walking In The Door To This Like It Was Yesterday

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#178

You Shall Not Wipe!

You Shall Not Wipe!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The funny thing is that the cat's just standing there, looking at it in remorse.

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#179

Oh Yey! Gift Wrapping! My Absolute Favorite. Lemme Help You With That

Oh Yey! Gift Wrapping! My Absolute Favorite. Lemme Help You With That

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#180

Well Done

Well Done

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#181

The Cat Who Entered The Dining Room While The "My Life Is So Shitty" Mindset Among The Lunchtime Of My Sunday Lunch, Jumped On The Flowerpot In Front Of Me

The Cat Who Entered The Dining Room While The "My Life Is So Shitty" Mindset Among The Lunchtime Of My Sunday Lunch, Jumped On The Flowerpot In Front Of Me

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#182

And Then There's This Princess Jerkface

And Then There's This Princess Jerkface

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#183

That's A Nice Catmera You Got There

That's A Nice Catmera You Got There

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#184

Temporary Housing With Boxes Everywhere And He Chooses This One To Sleep On

Temporary Housing With Boxes Everywhere And He Chooses This One To Sleep On

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#185

I'm A Very Good Lego-Building Helper

I'm A Very Good Lego-Building Helper

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat did the same thing with the same LEGO set. It's Yellow Submarine of you were wondering

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#186

What A Well Behaved Creature This Cat Is

What A Well Behaved Creature This Cat Is

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#188

Captured Coco's Fall Unexpectedly

Captured Coco's Fall Unexpectedly

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#189

I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!

I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!

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#190

Being Jerks Is What They Do Best

Being Jerks Is What They Do Best

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#192

Yes, I Did This, Now Give Me Treats

Yes, I Did This, Now Give Me Treats

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#193

Welcome Home Human...

Welcome Home Human...

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#194

Well, At Least They Are Comfortable

Well, At Least They Are Comfortable

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#195

My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card

My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card

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#196

She Clawed My Jane Iredale Foundation

She Clawed My Jane Iredale Foundation

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#198

Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along... Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days

Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along... Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

um.... spelling counts. "Matted" is what I'm hoping you meant. "mated" is a little more.... disturbing.

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#199

Dumping Your Entire Container Of Water All Over The Floor Is The Cool Thing To Do

Dumping Your Entire Container Of Water All Over The Floor Is The Cool Thing To Do

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to bungee cord mine to the bakers rack. My cat kept climbing on top and dumping it over, all 3 gallons.

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#200

My Cats An Asshole

My Cats An Asshole

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