Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.

Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?

We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

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pomme
Community Member
3 years ago

Evil cat is coming for you

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#2

Life Of A Tree

Life Of A Tree

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

I see nothing wrong here.

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#3

Are You Missing Underwear?

Are You Missing Underwear?

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Ntosh
Community Member
3 years ago

I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better

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#4

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

That twitching eye... xD

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#5

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

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Cactuar Jon
Community Member
3 years ago

"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"

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#6

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

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Rue Granger
Community Member
3 years ago

“Don’t pull the wire!” “Which one, this one?” *pulls wire*

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#7

Of All Places

Of All Places

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Arietis
Community Member
3 years ago

But did they hatch?

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#8

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, she certainly left an impression their, literally.

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#9

Good Thinking

Good Thinking

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

Soon they'll take over the world, one burrito at the time!

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#10

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

If she brakes brutally, the car becomes a cat-apult

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#11

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.

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#12

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Connecting with rest of cats in entire galaxy and preparing for a final invasion.

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#13

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

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Paul Osborne
Community Member
3 years ago

Heeeeeeeeeeere's kitty!

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#14

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

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Llews Art
Community Member
3 years ago

Spider-cat, Spider-cat...♫

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#15

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

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Wanderlust
Community Member
3 years ago

The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work

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#16

Oh, Hai There

Oh, Hai There

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour the holy cat?

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#17

Cats Always Know

Cats Always Know

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

of all the excuses as to why you peed your pants...

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#18

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

What kind of sorcery is this?

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#19

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!

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#20

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't how long I watched till it all become groggy and had to scroll down.

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#21

Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

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glowworm2
Community Member
3 years ago

Hey, he's not sitting on the keyboard.

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#22

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

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Lara Elliott
Community Member
3 years ago

So cute!

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#23

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

Who cares about the room? As long as the cat is warm, all is good!

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#24

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

That's a neat stack created by a cat.

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#25

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

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Madalina Stanciu
Community Member
3 years ago

that is really nice

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#26

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

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sJm
Community Member
3 years ago

Gorgeous! Look at the way he's sitting :)

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#27

I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

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Michiel nospam
Community Member
3 years ago

Precious

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#28

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

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Madalina Stanciu
Community Member
3 years ago

you are her slave

Sebastian Köster
Community Member
3 years ago

50 shades of meow

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

Get a small board and double-tape it to the floor so things can't go under the stove. I've done that with things all over the house. Saves us both a lot of bother.

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
3 years ago

Fetch! Good girl!

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
3 years ago

I didn't know that drawer comes out! I dropped some flat pans behind the stove waited until I could move the stove. This would be easier.

Mika N
Community Member
3 years ago

Look at her waiting so expectantly.

Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
3 years ago

She's got you trained

jo_shortland
Community Member
3 years ago

Block off the underneath

Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

Put a stick on door sweep on the bottom of the drawer so it can't slide under it.

李米娜 (Mina)
Community Member
3 years ago

just put a thin piece of wood or cardboard under there so it cant get stuck?

Carolina Vieira
Community Member
3 years ago

Look at her waiting patiently for her toy.....cute

BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago

Buy her a couple dozen. then you won't have to do this as often.

Barbara Cooke
Community Member
3 years ago

Mine did that with her bell balls I found some very large ones. Now she won't play with them

LA Juice
Community Member
3 years ago

She thinks you enjoy playing, this is play!

Sue Prewitt
Community Member
3 years ago

you know, a towel or something in front of the stove would stop that

Dianna Siever
Community Member
3 years ago

You can cut a pool noodle down and shove it in the space.

Martha InMesa
Community Member
5 months ago

That's my dog 100%

Shay Betout
Community Member
7 months ago

OMG. I just set a new daily record. She's crawled under there 6 times today.

Fran Stateler
Community Member
1 year ago

They'll run your life if you let 'em.

S Wilson
Community Member
1 year ago

Ikr same its like: if you cant get it from under the oven, THEN DONT PUSH IT UNDER THE OVEN!!! Im calm now...

Connie Mcbride
Community Member
2 years ago

I think I'd get it then throw it outside. The cat not the toy. Why would you be a slave to a fucken cat ?

Mary Stiles
Community Member
2 years ago

My cat does that all the time with tiny, tiny barbie shoes! So frustrating!😩😩

Tracy Lynn
Community Member
2 years ago

My boyfriends parents dog does this too.

sharron lynn parsons
Community Member
3 years ago

My cat puts toys under the stove and frig, it's their game, to attempt to retrieve , then our turn to retrieve !!!

Bernice Wittwer
Community Member
3 years ago

That’s one way to clean under your stove.

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
3 years ago

She just likes to see you crawl !!

Reenie Smith Shaw
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahahaha

Jennifer Brekke
Community Member
3 years ago

"I've got my stupid hooman fetching my ball for me 5x a day now. Let's go for 6."

Joyce Stewart
Community Member
3 years ago

Not sure that she's the AH LOL tell her it's gone, three days of gone will do it.

Corals Beta
Community Member
3 years ago

Do my bidding slave boy!

Corals Beta
Community Member
3 years ago

LMAO

Carolyn Shults
Community Member
3 years ago

Keeps that space clean, though!!!

Magpie
Community Member
3 years ago

She is trying to teach you how to hunt. # 2 first step to ruling the world.

Frances Ball
Community Member
3 years ago

And you are a ? To keep doing it lol....part of the fun of it

Rappenwolf
Community Member
3 years ago

About the time I would put a screen to prevent this. Or maybe the floor by the stove is pristine.

Elaine Huh
Community Member
3 years ago

She's a spoiled little baby. 。+゜(*´>艸<`*)。+゜

KismetTheFox
Community Member
3 years ago

Better watch out, hopefully she won’t turn it on...

Ricky Mckinnon
Community Member
3 years ago

More bullshit, how bigs the oven? Really need to get your head in there?

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#29

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

So you were watching Tom and Jerry @ 3.46 AM, not bad.

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#30

The Murder Plot Thickens...

The Murder Plot Thickens...

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Wanderlust
Community Member
3 years ago

That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone

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#31

F*cking A**hole

F*cking A**hole

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Dropbearboy
Community Member
3 years ago

I see pineapple on the pizza, so you deserve it.

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#32

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

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godavari doke
Community Member
3 years ago

My cat did dis everyday.. She used to knock the door

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#33

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Right in the eye. I mean in the right eye.

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#34

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
3 years ago

"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."

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#35

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

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Skure
Community Member
3 years ago

Album cover for Catallica

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#36

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

"Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every asshole who comes along taking pictures?"

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#37

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

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Ethel Othello
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't blame the cat, I don't like the noise either.

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#38

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

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Janine B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Rather furry baby that is.

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#39

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

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Ali Cat
Community Member
3 years ago

Apparently cats do this to just get your attention, or because you haven't praised their good behavior enough! (this is why all of the knick-knacks on my mantle are Command-stripped to it!)

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#40

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

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mulk
Community Member
3 years ago

Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!

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#41

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

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Liz Karsa
Community Member
3 years ago

I love that the cat is named Walter.

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#42

Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

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godavari doke
Community Member
3 years ago

Let me help you there :P

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#43

Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

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This Lil Raccoon
Community Member
3 years ago

The boyfriends face!

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#44

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO
Community Member
3 years ago

Damn dog stole my cat toy. Here's my new litter box.

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#45

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

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Lord Beerus
Community Member
3 years ago

One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip

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#46

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
3 years ago

He is not even sorry.

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#47

The Computer Is Too Small!

The Computer Is Too Small!

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
3 years ago

This is one pretty kitty! So fluffy!

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#48

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

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Wanderlust
Community Member
3 years ago

Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away

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#49

Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

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Alexandra Hughes
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes.

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#50

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

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Kaia Kristjansson
Community Member
3 years ago

My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"

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