Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.

Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?

We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

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pomme
Community Member
3 years ago

Evil cat is coming for you

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

You must have not given her the food when she walked on your face at 5 o clock in the morning.

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, it has started, they will taking over soon. Today, its just a pin in shoe, tomorrow pray for your neck.

Boaty McBoatface
Community Member
3 years ago

Even while the cat knew you were watching. Bold move cat. Bold move.

Victoria Jolley
Community Member
3 years ago

im surprised he didnt stop when u had the camera out

Lulik
Community Member
3 years ago

Purrr Evil...

Eva Bryson
Community Member
3 years ago

Very well thought out. And people say animals are dumb.

Mingi Football
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow!! What did you do to deserve this punishment??

Ntosh
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahaha, this is too good. No way she is this evil, is she really?

Cesi Baca
Community Member
3 years ago

This is fairly typical.....asshole cats is a real thing.

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Carmen Elena
Community Member
3 years ago

hahaaha You have to see it to believe it!

Jodi Ellis
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow, is this cat trying to hurt you? It has an evil plan!!

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
3 years ago

wow, that is pure evil!

peril-clay
Community Member
3 years ago

It's like IT, but with a red thumbtack instead of balloon

Diana Snow
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol you must have angered the Kitty

kaylyn
Community Member
3 years ago

the pain of cats one day they love you the next they try and kill you

sharron lynn parsons
Community Member
3 years ago

Cats tend to get bored, that is when they will get into trouble. What things they see, they decide if they can chew it, move it, or simply play with it. one of my {2 cats} who is constantly on the prowl, took one of my earrings , a few days later it was right back beside the other. So clever, I was both surprised and amused !!!

Carolyn Stewart
Community Member
3 years ago

What the hell cat!??!???!?!?

Haylee Evans
Community Member
3 years ago

lmao

BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago

She saw the poster about the Labrador on the wall?l

Debi Gallagher
Community Member
3 years ago

Hysterical!!! My cat used to steal and hide my jewelry, but never tried to hurt me! Lol

glowworm2
Community Member
3 years ago

Looks like a violent step up from pooping in your shoes. Now kitty leaves pushpins!

BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago

Rather have the pin than the poop

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Shelley Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow! One smart cat!

lucas the spider fangirl
Community Member
2 years ago

NOW THA'TS CRUEL! but on the bright side, the point isn't facing up.

Stacey Pearce
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh my, the kitty is a clever one lol

Ricky Mckinnon
Community Member
3 years ago

BULLSHIT! i cant believe people fall for this shit.

Rebecca Cote
Community Member
3 years ago

bad kitteh!

Vinniegret
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG

Edmon Lagahit
Community Member
3 years ago

its payback time :D

Just saying
Community Member
3 years ago

This cat knows exactly what it's doing.

Sandra Mason
Community Member
3 years ago

my cats put all kinds of things in my shoes. there's no intent. I want to know who is the asshole who would watch his pet put a push pin in it's mouth!!?? or have ANY possible access to one at all??

A.R.
Community Member
3 years ago

I am going to start right here and state that Cats are NOT evil assholes! I know you are going for humor here but too many people think its ok to abuse cats because they are given such a bad rap in the first place. So down vote me all you want to but I will furrever be a champion for the fuzzy widdle world of all felines! My they regain forever as the Gods we know them to be! :)~

Riski Oey
Community Member
3 years ago

Bloody hell

Penny Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

That cat is next level!

Lyop
Community Member
3 years ago

Why!!??

Martha InMesa
Community Member
5 months ago

That's a cat for you lol.

Nika Berg
Community Member
7 months ago

i read that cats want to kill you in a tabloid. total proof.

Shay Betout
Community Member
7 months ago

Victory is mine!

Torin Fuqua37589
Community Member
9 months ago

Oh no 😭

Fran Stateler
Community Member
1 year ago

Clever little furball.

Elisabeth Byrne
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Oh my god this is UNBELIEVABLE! 😱 Hmm a few people have said that potentially this is fake and doesn't truly show the truth. Without a video it could be a set up with the cat playing with the pin and then the final picture could be set up by the person taking the photos to make it look like the cat put it there in some kind of malicious way. People do lots of fake/staged photos on the internet to get attention or have a laugh so it wouldn't be surprising if it's fake?🤔🙄

Frank Hadzàlic
Community Member
1 year ago

"That's for letting ur neice dress me up."

Ximenna Jimenez
Community Member
1 year ago

Idk why im posting dis but here i go : If your zodiac is a leo, your an evil person, (like meh >:3)

Jia Kia
Community Member
1 year ago

that must have been painful if you step on it.

Isoceles Lacher
Community Member
1 year ago

She wanted to give you a present so you would stay home! Either that or she's out to get you

happyapple89
Community Member
1 year ago

Fuck that

COOKIEMONSTER
Community Member
2 years ago

Yea cats are assholes but they probably won't do that

Barbara Lint
Community Member
3 years ago

know why U feel this way @ cats? Cuz the cats are smarter than U , they detect when someone doesnt like them and are just tolerating them

AnimalLoverSingerModel#1
Community Member
3 years ago

Mission Failed,get back to Meow Garden!

Neha Jawale-Bhorge
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg 😮

Anilda
Community Member
3 years ago

Brilliant!

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
3 years ago

That cat's too smart.

Pita Frog
Community Member
3 years ago

Very smart cat! Mine sleeps most of the time!

Eddie77
Community Member
3 years ago

this cat does not love his master very much

Lily Mae Kitty
Community Member
3 years ago

yea, that's a cow cat. they're a little different. and the best.

Larry Dahle
Community Member
3 years ago

Oĺd slyboots !

Chris Pitch
Community Member
3 years ago

cats got you pinned

kathryn stretton
Community Member
3 years ago

I want to know exactly what you did to deserve this. Bad human !!

Frances Ball
Community Member
3 years ago

:0

Hamdhaan Hassan
Community Member
3 years ago

the cat is not happy with whatever you wrote on that paper

Beck Warn
Community Member
3 years ago

Bet dinner won’t be late again!

Don Flynn
Community Member
3 years ago

wow - that is hilarious...but only because that cat isn't one of mine... so lucky!! no big deal though just check your shoes before putting them on.

Barbara Skadberg Chavez
Community Member
3 years ago

My cat Morgana used to like to play with ear plugs, and when she was done playing she would drop it in my husband's shoe. Sometimes mine, but mostly his. At least that didn't hurt. I miss her silly cat characteristics.

Wendy
Community Member
3 years ago

Must be a Newfie cat, b'y

XEOFIRE XEOCHANGE
Community Member
3 years ago

Good cat

Ana
Community Member
3 years ago

my

Vita Vitriaulfa
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahaha.. Smart!

C.Marrero
Community Member
3 years ago

:(

Jordy Star
Community Member
3 years ago

ouch

KitKat_UniKittyLover
Community Member
3 years ago

Cats will dominate da world!

Daniel Duran
Community Member
3 years ago

Fake

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
3 years ago

My cats do this with pony tail holders. They carry them everywhere & even put them in their water bowl.

kyrilavera
Community Member
3 years ago

cats hate ppl

All With Heart
Community Member
3 years ago

Why do I feel like this COULD be fake

Radu Tanase
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe food poisoning...

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#2

Life Of A Tree

Life Of A Tree

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

I see nothing wrong here.

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#3

Are You Missing Underwear?

Are You Missing Underwear?

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Ntosh
Community Member
3 years ago

I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better

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#4

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

That twitching eye... xD

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#5

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

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Cactuar Jon
Community Member
3 years ago

"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"

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#6

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

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Rue Granger
Community Member
3 years ago

“Don’t pull the wire!” “Which one, this one?” *pulls wire*

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#7

Of All Places

Of All Places

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Arietis
Community Member
3 years ago

But did they hatch?

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#8

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, she certainly left an impression their, literally.

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#9

Good Thinking

Good Thinking

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

Soon they'll take over the world, one burrito at the time!

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#10

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

If she brakes brutally, the car becomes a cat-apult

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#11

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.

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#12

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Connecting with rest of cats in entire galaxy and preparing for a final invasion.

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#13

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

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Paul Osborne
Community Member
3 years ago

Heeeeeeeeeeere's kitty!

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#14

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

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Llews Art
Community Member
3 years ago

Spider-cat, Spider-cat...♫

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#15

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

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Wanderlust
Community Member
3 years ago

The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work

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#16

Oh, Hai There

Oh, Hai There

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour the holy cat?

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#17

Cats Always Know

Cats Always Know

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

of all the excuses as to why you peed your pants...

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#18

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

What kind of sorcery is this?

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#19

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!

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#20

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't how long I watched till it all become groggy and had to scroll down.

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#21

Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

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glowworm2
Community Member
3 years ago

Hey, he's not sitting on the keyboard.

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#22

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

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Lara Elliott
Community Member
3 years ago

So cute!

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#23

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
3 years ago

Who cares about the room? As long as the cat is warm, all is good!

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#24

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

That's a neat stack created by a cat.

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#25

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

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Madalina Stanciu
Community Member
3 years ago

that is really nice

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#26

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

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sJm
Community Member
3 years ago

Gorgeous! Look at the way he's sitting :)

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#27

I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

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Michiel nospam
Community Member
3 years ago

Precious

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#28

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

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Madalina Stanciu
Community Member
3 years ago

you are her slave

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#29

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

So you were watching Tom and Jerry @ 3.46 AM, not bad.

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#30

The Murder Plot Thickens...

The Murder Plot Thickens...

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Wanderlust
Community Member
3 years ago

That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone

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#31

F*cking A**hole

F*cking A**hole

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Dropbearboy
Community Member
3 years ago

I see pineapple on the pizza, so you deserve it.

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#32

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

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godavari doke
Community Member
3 years ago

My cat did dis everyday.. She used to knock the door

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#33

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Right in the eye. I mean in the right eye.

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#34

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
3 years ago

"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."

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#35

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

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Skure
Community Member
3 years ago

Album cover for Catallica

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#36

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

"Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every asshole who comes along taking pictures?"

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#37

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

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Ethel Othello
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't blame the cat, I don't like the noise either.

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#38

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

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Janine B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Rather furry baby that is.

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#39

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

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Ali Cat
Community Member
3 years ago

Apparently cats do this to just get your attention, or because you haven't praised their good behavior enough! (this is why all of the knick-knacks on my mantle are Command-stripped to it!)

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#40

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

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mulk
Community Member
3 years ago

Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!

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#41

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

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Liz Karsa
Community Member
3 years ago

I love that the cat is named Walter.

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#42

Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

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godavari doke
Community Member
3 years ago

Let me help you there :P

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#43

Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

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This Lil Raccoon
Community Member
3 years ago

The boyfriends face!

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#44

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO
Community Member
3 years ago

Damn dog stole my cat toy. Here's my new litter box.

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#45

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

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Lord Beerus
Community Member
3 years ago

One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip

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#46

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
3 years ago

He is not even sorry.

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#47

The Computer Is Too Small!

The Computer Is Too Small!

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
3 years ago

This is one pretty kitty! So fluffy!

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#48

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

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Wanderlust
Community Member
3 years ago

Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away

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#49

Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

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Alexandra Hughes
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes.

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#50

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

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Kaia Kristjansson
Community Member
3 years ago

My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"

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