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Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.

Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?

We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

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#3

Are You Missing Underwear?

Are You Missing Underwear?

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Ntosh
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better

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#4

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

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#5

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

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Cactuar Jon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"

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#6

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

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#8

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Diana Geo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was from Quality Control , making sure you're by the norm :)

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Dawn Baik
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you left it! That's the cutest pie decoration I've ever seen

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Max L.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He tried to sit in. Cats feels protected by any area limitation, just a rope forming a circle or even drawing it on a sheet of paper (or just the sheet of paper on the floor) will make them feel safe. He tried to step in, felt the basement wasn't that solid, and moved out.

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Melanie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upside down cat paw print is a teddy bear. You're welcome.

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Nadine Ducca
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it. Once, I made these little cakes with red frosting and left them on the kitchen counter. A little while later, our black cat Pebre (who "never" jumps onto the counter) showed up with a ton of red frosting on his butt. He'd gone and sat on the little cakes! Why!?! :_(

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Heather Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh my Maine c**n walked all over a blackberry cobbler my mom made when I was a kid. I'll never forget all those damn toe bean prints lol

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Nika Berg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think this would make a great pie dough pattern: your cat helped create what may be a sensation

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Bernice Wittwer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d use it for the top crust. It’d look adorable. And baking it would kill any germs the cats paw left.

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Lulik
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite normal if you have a cat...and kitchen. The best one is the situation when this purr evil left his "paw stamp" on a pie, but earlier was in cat litter box...

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Nathan Lambert
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dono how people think this is cute or funny I’d kill that f****n animal.

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Gabrielle J
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this they should bake it with that paw print in as it will look artistic :)

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Marnee DeRider
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats can and should be taught not to get up on the counter. Swat them with a newspaper every single time they try it, do what you have to do. They use their feet to scratch in the litter box, and then people let them walk on the counters. I would never eat at someone's house that allows that. So disgusting, and for pregnant women, it's bad news.

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Sonvait Sung
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

fill in the filling, then cover the whole thing with that to end up with a paw pie

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#9

Good Thinking

Good Thinking

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#10

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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#11

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.

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#12

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

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#13

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

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#14

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

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#15

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

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Wanderlust
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work

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#16

Oh, Hai There

Oh, Hai There

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#17

Cats Always Know

Cats Always Know

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#18

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

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#19

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

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Paul K. Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!

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#20

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

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#22

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

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#23

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

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#24

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

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#25

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

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#26

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

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#28

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

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#29

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

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#30

The Murder Plot Thickens...

The Murder Plot Thickens...

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Wanderlust
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone

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#32

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

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#33

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

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#34

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

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PyroarRanger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."

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#35

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

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#36

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

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Paul K. Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every a*****e who comes along taking pictures?"

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#37

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

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#38

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

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#39

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

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Ali Cat
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently cats do this to just get your attention, or because you haven't praised their good behavior enough! (this is why all of the knick-knacks on my mantle are Command-stripped to it!)

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#40

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

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mulk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!

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#41

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

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#44

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

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#45

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

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Lord Beerus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip

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#46

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

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#48

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

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Wanderlust
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away

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#50

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

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Kaia Kristjansson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"

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