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Most humans don't like going to the doctor and cats don't like going to the vet. Additionally, humans don't like taking their pets to the vet because they have to fight to get them in the car or it means something is wrong, but some vet clinics are trying to lighten up these visits with comedy, namely hilariously funny signs.

The following list is a collection of funny slogans from various veterinary clinics that decided to have some fun with their customers by making up some pawsome cat jokes. From super corny puns about cat behavior to clever observations about felines, these funny posters are sure to have you in stitches. Scroll down and don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Carroll County Veterinary Clinic Report

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Cliff Powers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat claimed the end table s her's only and everything has been pushed off the table except the lamp...because it is too heavy. lol

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't bet on it. Mine worked for 5 months to finally shove off the plant that *I* had trouble moving!

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Mic Araron
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This better make those flat earth believers to know the earth is actually round this time lol

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meow point1
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suppose the heavier things would be pushed off by big cats.

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Savannah Liberty
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is number one for me. The “sleep and viral videos” comes in second!

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Bejay Roles
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can relate to this, one of my cats pushed a pair of my glasses off the shelf...and the puppy ate them!!!

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Warren Taylor
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Old joke, but I use it myself against flat earth wackos (yes, there actually are morons who actually think the earth is flat!). Then I have to apawlogize to our two wonderful Ocicats, who almost never knock anything off. The love to hang out on a coffee table in our living room bay window, which is covered with crystal and ceramic figures, and I can't even remember the last time they knocked one off. Very careful and well behaved kitties! Just absolute joys! SaphiraVio...5d94a2.jpg SaphiraViola01-5d20fe75d94a2.jpg

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Chris Miilu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant. And then they would play with some of the stuff until they got bored.

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Louise Stange-Wahl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and of course, dogs would come to the rescue and try to put it all back!

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Veterinary animal care in 2016 was variable by pet species and other factors, with 82.8 percent of dog-owning households and 54.3 percent of cat-owning households making at least one visit to the pet clinic. Total spending on veterinary care for all types of pets was $27.8 billion during 2016.

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

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miaow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if they really haven't... The way cats draw you in with their purring, their catty ways and everything, you tend to wonder yknow.. Maybe cats know how entitled they are

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Cats should visit the vet at least once a year to get their vaccinations. While indoor cats don't need as many vaccinations as ones that live primarily or partially outside, they do need what are considered "core" vaccines necessary for all cats. According to VetMed the core feline vaccines are those for feline herpesvirus 1 (FHV1), feline calicivirus (FCV), feline panleukopenia virus (FPV), feline leukemia virus (FeLV - kittens) and rabies. 

Among cat-owning households that visited veterinarians 89.1 percent had a "regular veterinarian." The top two reasons that these households go to their regular veterinarian were for knowledgeable, high-quality care and because their regular veterinarian is kind and compassionate and handles dogs or cats well.

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Cat ownership is less defined than dog ownership, said Dr. Apryl Steele, 2019 president of the American Association of Feline Practitioners and CEO of the Dumb Friends League in Denver. "People who feed community cats and even provide a safe shelter for them often do not consider themselves the owner of the cat. However, if the cat is injured, they may be the person who would bring the cat to the veterinarian," she said.

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According to the AVMA Pet Ownership and Demographics Sourcebook, "Visits to the veterinarian per pet per year have remained fairly stable for a decade or longer: 1.5 times per dog, 0.7 times per cat, 0.1 times per bird and 0.7 times per horse." The figure was 0.02 visits per specialty or exotic pet in 2016.

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Frontier Veterinary Hospital Report

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Steve Barnett
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only have one room with a carpet, all the other rooms are either floorboards or tiles. Yep, you know exactly where I find the hairballs.

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Acton Animal Hospital Report

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Luis Milian
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I made the biggest mistake and gave my four cats catnip at 10pm before going to bed...my couch suffered the most... T.T

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