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If British humor was a painting collection then the subreddit r/CasualUK would be the gallery that houses it. This online community has 883K members and politics aside, they constantly share everything that makes their country what it is.

From crazy expensive London apartments to a few blokes enjoying a pint, it's all in there!

Continue scrolling to check out r/CasualUK's most upvoted recent reposts and when you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier publication on the subreddit as well!

To learn more about British humor, we contacted an up-and-coming comedian from the UK who is making a name for herself with deadpan, low-energy stories, Rachel South. The first words that came to her mind were "sarcastic", "ironic", and "dry".

It's also "self-deprecating or painfully (but sometimes welcomed) insulting of others," South told Bored Panda.

These features reveal themselves in the topics that Brits like to joke about the most, too. "[They mostly make fun of] their appearance, how fed up or embarrassed or awkward they are, other people's misery, sex and the mundane," South explained.

"A lot of stuff is spoken about but maybe the least I see on the circuit is overly specific, unrelatable stuff or offensive material. Most comedians I've met are pretty left-wing!" she added.

When it comes to comparing American and British humor, Ricky Gervais thinks that the former is more "down the line."

Gervais, who co-wrote, co-produced and starred in the hit BBC series The Office, which was on air for two years and adapted for a U.S. series for eight seasons, believes Americans don't hide their hopes and fears.

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Echoing similar thoughts as Rachel's, he wrote in Time Magazine that Americans "applaud ambition and openly reward success" while "Brits are more comfortable with life's losers."

"We embrace the underdog until it's no longer the underdog. We like to bring authority down a peg or two. Just for the hell of it," Gervais explained. "Americans say, 'have a nice day' whether they mean it or not. Brits are terrified to say this. We tell ourselves it's because we don't want to sound insincere but I think it might be for the opposite reason. We don't want to celebrate anything too soon. Failure and disappointment lurk around every corner. This is due to our upbringing. Americans are brought up to believe they can be the next president of the United States. Brits are told, 'It won't happen for you.'"

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Richard Osman From Pointless Having Some Culture Problems

Richard Osman From Pointless Having Some Culture Problems

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If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train!

If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train!

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Struggling To Understand The Hype Around Jeff Bezos And Richard Branson Going To Space When A Guy From Wigan (And His Dog) Reached The Moon In A Homemade Rocket In 1989? Why Is The Media Silent On This?

Struggling To Understand The Hype Around Jeff Bezos And Richard Branson Going To Space When A Guy From Wigan (And His Dog) Reached The Moon In A Homemade Rocket In 1989? Why Is The Media Silent On This?

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Gervais finds these differences everywhere from mass media to mundane conversations. "There's a received wisdom in the U.K. that Americans don't get irony. This is of course not true. But what is true is that they don't use it all the time. It shows up in the smarter comedies but Americans don't use it as much socially as Brits. We use it as liberally as prepositions in everyday speech. We tease our friends. We use sarcasm as a shield and a weapon. We avoid sincerity until it’s absolutely necessary. We mercilessly take the piss out of people we like or dislike basically. And ourselves. This is very important. Our brashness and swagger is laden with equal portions of self-deprecation. This is our license to hand it out."

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If you think this can sometimes be perceived as nasty, you're right. But only if the recipients aren't used to it. In reality, it isn't. As Gervais says, it's just play fighting. A few more posts from r/CasualUK and you might get it, too.

"Try not to take things too seriously, even if the person talking seems really serious," Rachel South said. In fact, her comedy style represents that her country's quite well so I highly recommend visiting her Instagram account.

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Historical Figures Lined Up For Reopening Of Museum Of Gloucester

Historical Figures Lined Up For Reopening Of Museum Of Gloucester

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This 900 Year Old Floor Tile At Gloucester Cathedral Contains The Footprint Of A Very Good Boy

This 900 Year Old Floor Tile At Gloucester Cathedral Contains The Footprint Of A Very Good Boy

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This Company Has Been Getting Boycotted Over Their Name. I’m Sorry But This Is Brilliant British Humour

This Company Has Been Getting Boycotted Over Their Name. I’m Sorry But This Is Brilliant British Humour

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#10

Now This Is How You Sell A Laminator

Now This Is How You Sell A Laminator

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#11

I Applaud Tesco For Doing This

I Applaud Tesco For Doing This

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what you're telling me, is that it DOESN'T look like this? *sadly cancels travel plans

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Heading Back To The Movies: US Vs UK

Heading Back To The Movies: US Vs UK

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Only In The UK Would It Be Understood By Everyone This Is A Message Of Affection

Only In The UK Would It Be Understood By Everyone This Is A Message Of Affection

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City Of Leicester Starts Turning Bus-Stops Into “Bee-Stops”

City Of Leicester Starts Turning Bus-Stops Into “Bee-Stops”

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Today I Stumbled Upon Where History Was Made

Today I Stumbled Upon Where History Was Made

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Front Seat On A Double Decker Bus

Front Seat On A Double Decker Bus

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's even more exciting when the driver doesn't see a low bridge. /s

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When The Pubs Have Been Closed For 4 Months, A Bit Of Rain Won't Stop These Lads

 When The Pubs Have Been Closed For 4 Months, A Bit Of Rain Won't Stop These Lads

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This Little Guy Has Come To Visit Me Every Night For The Past 2 Weeks

This Little Guy Has Come To Visit Me Every Night For The Past 2 Weeks

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Title Of The Next Bond Film Announced!

Title Of The Next Bond Film Announced!

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#22

Jesus Saves! (But Can’t Park For S**t)

Jesus Saves! (But Can’t Park For S**t)

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How To Measure Things Like A Brit

How To Measure Things Like A Brit

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Took This On My Evening Walk Last Night; Thought It Looked Quintessentially British

Took This On My Evening Walk Last Night; Thought It Looked Quintessentially British

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the only thing missing is a man in a suit wearing a bowler hat carrying an umbrella holding a cup of tea saying bloody hell

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On The Morning Countryside Dog Walk When I Hear Barking, Couldn’t Figure Out Where It Was Coming From Until I Look Up

On The Morning Countryside Dog Walk When I Hear Barking, Couldn’t Figure Out Where It Was Coming From Until I Look Up

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Picked Nanny Up To Take Her To An 8.30 Dentist Appointment, She Made Me A Packed Lunch In Case I Got Hungry While I Wait The 45 Mins For The Appointment. Nan's Are Awesome

Picked Nanny Up To Take Her To An 8.30 Dentist Appointment, She Made Me A Packed Lunch In Case I Got Hungry While I Wait The 45 Mins For The Appointment. Nan's Are Awesome

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Coming Back To My Desk, Wondering Where My Pistachios Went, Nearly Had A Heart Attack

Coming Back To My Desk, Wondering Where My Pistachios Went, Nearly Had A Heart Attack

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Paul C.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry human but I was disgusted by your front screen and covered it with Tippex.

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Found In Garden Today

Found In Garden Today

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All you need is a lazy dog to jump over him and you've ruined a childhood mantra.

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I'm Liking The Translation For 'Cappucino' Into Welsh

I'm Liking The Translation For 'Cappucino' Into Welsh

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Shots Fired In The Office Kitchen

Shots Fired In The Office Kitchen

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#32

Can't Get More Casual Than A Pony Waiting Outside The Post Office

Can't Get More Casual Than A Pony Waiting Outside The Post Office

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Saw This Today On Towan Beach, Newquay... We Can Be A Romantic Bunch. Congratulations Whoever You Are

Saw This Today On Towan Beach, Newquay... We Can Be A Romantic Bunch. Congratulations Whoever You Are

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really think public wedding proposals are a bad idea. You totally put pressure on the person being asked to say yes. Proposals should be a private, personal thing. If he'd left her name off, taken her up there and shown her the picture, then proposed that would be different. (yes, other people, other ideas. but mine is to make whoever is getting proposed to, to be as non-pressured as possible)

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#34

Drove Past Batman On The M5 Yesterday. Good To Know He Is Out There Keeping Us All Safe

Drove Past Batman On The M5 Yesterday. Good To Know He Is Out There Keeping Us All Safe

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Chris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy lives in Exmouth (Devon), see him driving about all the time.

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My Local Cinema Being A Little Pessimistic About Reopening

My Local Cinema Being A Little Pessimistic About Reopening

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I Thought I'd Clear A Few Things Up

I Thought I'd Clear A Few Things Up

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English muffins aren't cake, they are a bread product that is awesome, toasted with a runny fried egg

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Can’t Beat A British Festival

Can’t Beat A British Festival

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A B C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

German here. Wacken, Hurricane and a lot other festivals over here look like that most years, too.

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A Letter I Received This Morning

A Letter I Received This Morning

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is what the mystical 'strongly worded letter' looks like. Quite common in suburban England.

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Going To My Mates For Football Tonight. My Mum Just Popped In To Drop These Off For Me To "Share With My Friends"

Going To My Mates For Football Tonight. My Mum Just Popped In To Drop These Off For Me To "Share With My Friends"

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I Present To You The Greatest Lie Told To This Country: 30g Is An Acceptable Serving Size Of Cereal

I Present To You The Greatest Lie Told To This Country: 30g Is An Acceptable Serving Size Of Cereal

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troufaki13
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bowl size is acceptable. And it should be filled to the top with cereal. Then carefully pour the milk.

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#44

My Local Tescos Has Had To Create A No Man's Land To Protect The Price Reducer

My Local Tescos Has Had To Create A No Man's Land To Protect The Price Reducer

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! This! Some people behave like animals scrapping and shoving just to get 20p off a packet of mince. Carnage.

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I Was Looking At Places In London And Saw This. The Front Door Is A Window?!

I Was Looking At Places In London And Saw This. The Front Door Is A Window?!

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#46

The Netflix Documentary We Are All Waiting For

The Netflix Documentary We Are All Waiting For

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This thing escalated quickly as it was soon discovered other supermarkets had caterpillar cakes. The best way to describe it would be if Linux, Microsoft and Apple built their own versions of Skynet and set them on each other to see who is the rightful heir to world domination

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Surely Aldi Could Have Chosen A Better Font

Surely Aldi Could Have Chosen A Better Font

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Went To The UK For A Couple Of Days, Bought A Few Souvenirs

Went To The UK For A Couple Of Days, Bought A Few Souvenirs

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Chris
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where's the Yorkshire tea? Even PG Tips would do, not that wanky s**t in the picture.

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Apparently Bacon Is The Most Important Part Of A Full English, Followed By Sausages, Toast And Beans. Agree Or Disagree?

Apparently Bacon Is The Most Important Part Of A Full English, Followed By Sausages, Toast And Beans. Agree Or Disagree?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Add some square sausage, potato scone and haggis to experience a Full Scottish. scottish-b...962088.jpg scottish-breakfast-615c6d8962088.jpg

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Andrew Gibb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a full Scottish makes a full English look like a pathetic wimp of a breakfast

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Simon Clarke
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want this so badly. It's 7pm dinner time. My wife 's turn to cook and she (therefore me) is on a health kick. Courgette spaghetti in almond paste sauce. Please god no.

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Lucy Brazier
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's in the 'other items' bit - 47%. Can't believe it isn't more than that, to be honest.

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Scagsy
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm quite partial to a hash brown myself. I guess that means I'm gonna be deported.

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Remi Flynne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Out with you demon! *whispers* I rather like hash browns too! Though it's not an essential for a 'Full English'.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All good, but you need fried bread. Hash Browns were never ever an English things be gone with them

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Mystery Egg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is one error, imo. I remember when getting a fresh fried tomato half on a breakfast was posh and now it's the norm. Tinned tomatoes should be on a brekkie, that posh nonsense of a fresh half a tommie can get right in the bin.

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FrankStellar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tinned tomatoes can get in the sea, it was always fresh, tinned ruin your toast.

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Jono
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s all about the egg & bacon for me. And 🤢🤮to black pudding!

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FrankStellar
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hash Browns are American filth, only at MacD's is the fryer on for breakfast.

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Bear42212
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hash browns are loose potatoes. Basically what McDonalds sells as a hash brown is a potato cake.

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Nuhaa Izza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

im not british but let me tell you, breakfast without: beans, toast, hash brown, sausagesand tomato is not breakfast

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Andrew Bridge
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a full English with hash browns. You may substitute,add or remove an item or two

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Patti Vance
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i have seen pics of the full english breakfast and every time i do all i can think of is that A: this is a good start for someone with a very physical job; B: lunch/dinner must be a lighter meal; C: if not a lighter meal how does one not gain weight if not in a physical job. now, that being said, it always looks delicious and would love to try one, sans the beans.

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Auntriarch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not everyday breakfast. Maybe Sunday, holidays. I like it on holiday because then I don't need lunch.

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Paul C.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep that's just about right. Fried onions are nice too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me, a full English breakfast is this: Eggs (fried or scrambled, but poached is okay if needed), 4 sausages, 2 rashers of bacon, 2 pieces of toast with butter, tomatoes, beans and hash browns. I don’t understand why people like black pudding.

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Suzanne Haigh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally untrue Most breakfasts would not included half thee ingredients. Hash browns are a more recent thing, black pudding is rarely eaten now, not everyone likes yucky orange beans, so there you are.

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Garry Cowan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tattie scones for the love of God where are the tattie scones ☹️

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Jeffrey Diehl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take off the toast, beans, and black pudding and add a scone and another sausage.

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buttonpusher
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me no sausage of bacon but I load em up with eggs, beans and toast and a few hash browns. I also put cheese in my beans which I know is a sin.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just look at that bacon! Reminds me of the slab bacon I ate growing up.

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one thing I don't want when I eat an English is the sausage for the simple reason that too many cafes get in cheap ones.

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the U. S. here. I think what's labelled as "bacon" is what I could call "ham."

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okpkpkp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TIL that the country of England eats more baked beans than any other country in this world. Amazing. Beans on toast. Who knew?

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Erica Cochrane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in scotland we tend to replace the toast with a fried potato scone instead. way better in my opinion!

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Caroline Driver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A full English can be any combinations, plus or minus any of these. It's a matter choice. Hash browns are a recent introduction though.

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Dorothy Cloud
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had breakfast while visiting from USA. Not used to "pork & beans" & soft bacon and fried tomato for breakfast. Just different.

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Jill Bussey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tomatoes should be grilled (not just warmed), leave out the sausages possibly, but bin the black pudding (and white pudding). Not bothered about the hash browns either.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The toast is there for eating with butter and jam as a starter. The main accompaniment to the main meal should be fried bread.

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MoMcB
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Needs fried soda bread and potato farls for the full Ulster fry.

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Ray Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand - apart from the black pudding, which is optional according to taste, all of these things is 100%. Also, what about the fried bread, the other egg, and the rest of the bacon?

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How come the puddle of butter floating at the bottom of the dish is missing?? I call shenanigans!!

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InfectedVoice
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like baked beans so I will use Heinz spaghetti instead, and scrambled egg instead of fried but yes, bacon 1st, sausages 2nd and hash browns 3rd, then the rest for me.

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Allen Lavine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok I'm from America not stepping on toes but what's with beans for breakfast

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Katherine Boag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hash browns > bacon > scrambled eggs > toast > fried egg > sausage > tomato >>>>>>>>>>>>> beans shrooms

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Devil's Advocate
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where's the fried bread? All of it is a requirement except the mushrooms, yucky fungus

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Luka Hamer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

toast with strawberry jam sounds nice, fried stirred egg, tomato and bread for lunch. You can keep the rest

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Got Myself 4 Dwarves
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scottish breakfasts are superior, with the addition of a tattie scone, square sausage and haggis - it's amazing

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Lizzie Riley
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is missing haggis, potato scones and lorne (square) sausage - a full Scottish is just a little bit better.

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Megan O'Neill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes, I just had to google black pudding (I'll pass) and holy crap how in the world did this become the standard English breakfast? Mushrooms? baked beans? Alleged "bacon"? 3 different meats? Well, whatever gets you going, I guess

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Randolph Croft
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

12 years ago I was in London (from Toronto) to photograph a wedding. Fancy but not cray-cray. I was put up in a boutique hotel behind the British Museum. This was the breakfast. Every day for a week. I miss it.

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Matt Hollis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bacon, egg, beans, black pudding, hash browns, tomato, toast, mushrooms, sausage in that order lol

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Lyn Moffett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah. You don't put beans, mushrooms or tomatoes on a proper Ulster fry

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Steve R
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"English Breakfast"..... Ulster fry is a different thing. That's why the names are different. Ulster =/= England.

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K. Lange
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bacon, Egg, Toast, Beans, Tomato, mushrooms, Sausage, Hash Brown, Black Pudding.

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mushrooms, toast, eggs, beans and black pudding and tomato would be perfect

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Thomas Sweda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about skipping the beans, tomato’s and mushrooms, for a Yank?

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Kerri Russ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not be in favor of a full English breakfast. I'd only eat half of what's on that plate.

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Tee Witt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Beans, NO. Sausages NO Hash browns, NO. Loads of tomatoes though

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Donna Leske
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, dear. All I want is oatmeal. The old fashioned rolled oats, not that disgusting pre-chewed quick kind.

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Nazda Pokmov
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is breakfast? No wonder there are so many fatties over there....with this heavy handed stuff for breakfast....

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Glirpy
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2 years ago

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I’m sorry and you can downvote me, but this is one of the most disgusting meals I have ever seen. Fried mushrooms next to runny beans next to black pudding on the same plate? The taste of those things intermingling… I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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Carrie Laughs
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Threw up in my mouth is the most stupid of phrases... where else would you throw up a little? Your ear?

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Daniel Marsh
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2 years ago

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So if bacon is so important, why do you only have ham. :-D

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