30 Of The Funniest Outdoor Signs From This Vet Clinic That Dad Joke Lovers Will Appreciate
There's nothing fun about driving to your local veterinary clinic. It’s a miserable place for your pet and a nerve-wracking challenge for yourself.
Until you see an outdoor sign that makes you burst into laughter. Who knew that some vets are full-blown stand-up comedians? In fact, one vet clinic in Carroll County could easily compete in a comedy central battle. Don’t believe me? Check out the hilarious outdoor signs they’ve been putting up for three years now. Beware! Some of the pawsome jokes, corny puns, and wisdom nuggets may leave you in stitches.
After you’re done reading this one, don’t forget to check out Bored Panda’s previous two compilations of hilarious vet signs here and here.
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Especially at 6 a.m. and you get up to feed him and discover he still has food, he just wants company while he eats, and to say good morning.
My cat does this at 4. In the morning. And she sits on your bladder, too.
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I almost don't need an alarm clock - my cat knows when it's time for me to get up.
And when you get home from work, too. Weekends confuse them.
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Bowl still has plenty of food, it's more of a wake up and love me call. Oh and snacktreats!
Me: *sleeping peacefully* My cats: *start yodeling at 4 in the morning*
And, every time I go through to the kitchen, doesn’t matter: 2nd breakfast; morning tea; lunch; afternoon tea; snacks; dinner; supper, she is ready and waiting!
Carroll County Veterinary Clinic based in Westminster, Maryland is a full-service animal hospital that provides medical, dental, testing, surgical, therapeutical, and care services for four-legged companions. “We strive to treat you and your pets as part of our family,” the description reads.
But the coronavirus outbreak is changing the normal routines for vet clinics in the US. According to NBC15 News, many pet clinics have cut back on elective surgeries and are focusing mainly on essential and emergency treatments.
Had a large garden spider fall on my neck, and let me tell you, they are cold.
Dr. Mike Leuthner, an associate veterinarian at Petcare Animal Hospital, says that “we’re not turning anyone away if someone has an emergency.” For non-essential inquires, it’s better to have a virtual check-up or simply call your vet and follow his guidelines.
We still don’t know much about the coronavirus and whether it affects animals. But the American Veterinary Medical Association released guidelines for pet owners who have tested positive with COVID-19. “Out of an abundance of caution, it is recommended that those ill with COVID-19 limit contact with animals until more information is known about the virus," they posted on the website.
Meanwhile, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention urges us to treat pets as you would other human family members. “Do not let pets interact with people or animals outside the household.” If someone inside the house becomes sick, “isolate that person from everyone else, including pets.”
Metaphorically speaking, of course... never had a cat that wanted to get in the car and go for a ride, especially not to the vet's.
Who else just tried spelling it, only to realize that you can't either
The day I'll enjoy eating healthy is the day they'll have candy bars on Mars
I can think Of a lot of things that could easily take the place of decaf coffee. Lol
I wonder if whoever makes these jokes wakes up and writes the jokes he dreamed about.
What are a phantom's favorite rides at the amusement park? The roller ghoster and the scareousel.
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A dog thinks it is part of the family; a cat thinks you are part of the hotel staff.
We need more professionals with a sense of humour and not a sense of themselves!
That goes for politicians too. On second thought, especially for politicians.
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All photoshopped. Every picture from the same angle. Zoom in and you’ll see.
Thanks for a laugh and smile .. needed that and some of these are truly TRUE
What a wonderful and very funny collection! Thanks for sharing, just loved it. Thanks. Nancy Fichter
A dog thinks it is part of the family; a cat thinks you are part of the hotel staff.
We need more professionals with a sense of humour and not a sense of themselves!
That goes for politicians too. On second thought, especially for politicians.
Load More Replies... All photoshopped. Every picture from the same angle. Zoom in and you’ll see.
Thanks for a laugh and smile .. needed that and some of these are truly TRUE
What a wonderful and very funny collection! Thanks for sharing, just loved it. Thanks. Nancy Fichter
