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Canadians often find themselves bombarded by praise on the Internet, especially when compared to their neighbors down south. It turns out, however, that Canada is just as fun to make some of the best jokes about as literally every other country on Earth.

Maybe it's the unique ways the Canadian people survive and thrive during apocalyptic weather conditions. Maybe it's their fiendish dependence on maple syrup. Perhaps it's the fact that they're just too damn nice for their own good. Whatever it is, Canadian culture and its people sometimes become the easiest targets online. Though we don't think they'll ever get roasted as bad as Americans, we've compiled some awesome Canada jokes that'll give you a nice friendly chuckle at the Great White North's expense.

Scroll down to see them all and vote for the Canada memes that made you say, "Hey bud, that's funny, eh?"

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My geography teacher once said that Australia is trying to be like Canada whilst ending up more and more like America...

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Christina Woodruff
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really wish we could stop making fun of this. Yes, it's ridiculous to see it on every cup forevermore. But there was a serious lawsuit with legitimate claims behind it. That coffee that McDonald's served her was so hot it actually melted the cup it was in. She was parked when she was opening the lid to add her cream/sugar. She only asked for her medical bills, (20k) and they only offered her $800. They had had multiple warnings and settlements about the temperature they were serving the coffee at. And the punitive damages awarded were two days worth of their coffee sales. And was reduced by the judge.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shouldn't the milky way be Bagged Milky way? Referencing to the bagged milk post..

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would love if america would just stay home and shut up and canada made friends with the world and then could bring america along later like *yeah this is my little brother, hes cool guys just dont talk to him if he gets fussy*

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to have that in my country but I haven't seen any in the past few years. I guess I'll always have it strongly associated with my grandmother who always had it in her fridge. :)

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Tommy D'Aquino
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"WHAT THE F**K IS BAGGED WATER" "WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?" BWAHahahahahah!!! This is one of the funniest threads I've read on here in a long time!!!

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Melanie Munroe
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not all Canadians buy bagged milk (as it does come in normal cartons and jugs). If you buy bagged milk, the bag gets placed in a plastic pitcher (which fits perfectly the bag) and the tip of the bag is cut so it can be poured. Sounds crazy I know but it’s pretty damn simple

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Allie Faux
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually further to Melanie's comment, the little bags are a rectangle shape sealed all around. When you need more milk, you open the big bag, pull a smaller bag out, put one end of the rectangle in a plastic pitcher (that you buy special for your bags of milk), then you snip off the corner of the bag of milk. Now you're ready to pour the milk. bag-of-mil...c78fd7.jpg bag-of-milk-5a3097ac78fd7.jpg

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Sardonic Scribe
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Edmonton, Alberta here... I haven't seen bagged milk since the early 80's - not sure if this is an Eastern Canada thing or what.

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Caroline Huot
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have containers made to hold the bag of milk in place. Easy peasy.

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Inge Erasmus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we have bagged milk in South Africa as well. you place it in a jar and cut open the corners to pour milk

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Brit bagged milk seems better for the environment but apart from that it sounds f****n silly, haha a bag of milk.

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Sophie Hobson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am so glad I live in Australia. The rest of you guys are messed up.

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Jahnia Delgado
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO MY AMERICAN BRAIN WHAT THE HECK THIS IS

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Alecia O'Brien
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol inovation and business...someone said it was cheaper to bag milk and if we do then everyone has to buy a milk jug to properly poor it...Hence why Ontario is still LESSER CANADA

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Olivia W
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the only thing I don't like about Canada... like... what?

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stella
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's available everywhere. The only reason Americans aren't aware is because of the extent of consumerism

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mbergen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We use to always have bagged milk when I was a kid, I haven't seen it in Manitoba for years now, then again I haven't looked very hard for it.

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Connor Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys relax it's just dehydrated milk add water and boom you has cow juice

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David Hinton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because there are bagged milk holders (essentially a pitcher that fits the bag). You can still get them on Amazon

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Rob Wagner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't seen bagged milk at the stores up here in Saskatchewan, but I saw them all the time in and around Wisconsin. (common to the Kwik Trip convenience stores)

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Lina
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From all the comments here, I would say that Europe is indeed "More Canada" as stated in the other post :D Bulgarian here ;)

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Maria Ines Molina
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey we have bagged milk in Argentina. We call this packaging "sachet" :-) Canada seems to me such a great place to live.

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Heather Fordham
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am Canadian and have only seen it in two provinces. It allow you to buy milk when it is on sale and freeze it. Won't say the thawed version is pretty though..lol

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Carol Stephen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the bag you see contains more bags the size of a milk jug. You put it in a milk jug and cut off one corner... et voila!

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makki
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

to far this is just TO F*****G FAR!!!! WHO THE HELL BAGS DRINKS????? THATS SO WEIRD! JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DO IT DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD!!

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Isabel Care
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tried it in UK with a special jug to hold the bag, they leaked. Didn't take off

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Katherine Visser
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody knows why they put milk in bags! Come to Alberta! Milk is in cartons and jugs. Bagged milk is stupid!

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Julieta Amadeo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have bagged milk in Argentina too...only we use a french name for it to be fancier....it´s called "sachet"

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Alan Warr
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I came across bagged milk in Europe in the 80s. Just open it and put it in a jug. Bag and all works too

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have bagged milk in Brazil too, but nowadays it's harder to find. Only a few supermarkets carry it because it goes bad a lot quicker than the boxed/carton version. But it's delicious

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had bagged milk for lunch at school when I lived in Maine!

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Helena Rio
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Portugal, we used to had those too. I remember, as a child, going to the grocery store and buy milk in bags. After, appeared the cartoon package (Tetra Pak) and the bags disappeared.

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Vic Botha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Common in South Africa, can even buy a"milk jug" that the bag fits into so you just snip the corner off the bag and pour your milk.

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Carol Taylor
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm assuming that if the fluid is bagged it's because it's suppose to re-fill a jug/carton..

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My issue with this is that it leaves the milk exposed to air in the fridge. It seems like it would go sour pretty quickly from all of the bacteria growth.

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Allie Faux
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I assume that bagging milk / water, is cheaper than putting it in a carton.

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Sykz
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you pour the bag-O- Milk into pitcher?? Is the bag recyclable after? Sorry for the questioning.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take a look at the pic above in the comments. The bag itself goes inside a pitcher and then you cut a tiny hole in the upper corner. At least you used to. I haven't seen bagged milk since my early childhood. I'd forgotten all about it. I'm sure the bags are recyclable. Last time I used one was before plastic recycling.

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James A. Smith Jr.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People may laugh but I still get milk in glass jugs. Straight from the farm. I hate pasteurized milk.

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Max Lombardi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

also in Italy wr had milk like that, we used to call it soft milk. but we don't have moose.

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Margaret Glas
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there is a special jug you get to put it in then clip the side of the plastic bag and voila

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Shruti Naik
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have bagged milk in India. It's fresh milk that arrives like daily newspaper. In fact I haven't seen the old glass bottles in several years. We buy tetra packs once in awhile.

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Sébastien Montpetit
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadian here. Bagged milk used to be popular pre-90's (that's all my mom bought when I was a kid). You can still find it almost everywhere, but most people buy cartons unless they have like 5 kids drinking 3 glasses a day each.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never seen bagged water! Bagged milk is good for a family or someone who goes through a lot of milk though because you can buy it in packs of three, so it doesn't run out as fast as if you buy a large carton.

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Lisa Gilkison
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bagged milk is not just a Canadian thing. We had it as a kid growing up in the Seattle area. So yeah.. we were next to Canada. Does that count?

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Cody Eriksen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the hell Seattle? You secrete Canadian!!! Bagged drinks are so not American. That's it! Washington is out of the Union!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the hell .... what is that, we don't have this in my country XD

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Jen Hunt
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Australia you can't buy bagged milk in the supermarket, but we do have it, it is used in milk dispensers in places like cafeterias.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that was pretty normal until the missionaries looked at it and was confused they thought it was so gross that we left our bags of milk open in the fridge all the time

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Cathy Brash
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it tastes gross after a while in the fridge when you use the open bags of milk

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep! strange to see that in WW2 canada stand up with Britain against Hitler and the USA didn't want to put their nose there

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well - It prompted me a Google search - Here are the results: French is the mother tongue of about 7.2 million Canadians (20.6% of the Canadian population, second to English at 56%) according to Census Canada 2016. Most native speakers of the French language in Canada live in Quebec, where French is the majority official language.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to admin, a few days at -40c and -10c does feel like t-shirt weather.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank god they don't do this in the US, no one wants to see Trump topless... not even Melania!

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Kathy Lecours
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So funny!! I did that inside my daughters school books! She even has a mirror in her locker that translates " you are beautiful, you are strong, you can do it!"

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The canadian stereotype here is not the moose walking into the store. The stereotype is, instead being shot to death, the moose got a free snack.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American's are gaving a fit over the Starbuck's holiday cups MAYBE hinting to same sex hand holding so.....

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To all the "Hobbits are from NZ" posts, I would just like to say "Ron Swanson is not Canadian!"

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually googled to check if it was a legit news and it freakin' was...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you go first or you go first thing is actually true it irritates me what a car approaches a four-way stop first and The Pedestrian waves them on don't just have your car sit there and say no you can go ahead I will turn around and start playing with my cell phone my God that's so annoying

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only crime is stealing maple syrup, as seen on one of the other posts.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish it was only a kind Canadian joke, but this is the sad truth. Thousands are killed in action, over a million people lost their homes because russians have no respect to other countrie's borders and sovereignity. Anyway, thanks Canada for trying, you are really good and true friend of my country.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The monkey later issued an apology in a leading newspaper.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NZ as well. We’re a fairly friendly country. Our country is basically do whatever you want and still get a hug from strangers

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see the problem here, a knife is just a tool. I work in a warehouse, if I lost my knife on the way to work, my day would suck!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people fail to grasp the concept that Canada's ultimate Head of State is the British Queen? Thus they have a Prime Minister and no president.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was always a huge pain when getting the kids ready to go out trick or treating!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians talk like Americans with British English and French thrown in for good measure. It keeps the rest of us confused. (I was married to an American-Canadian for 40 years) His family is quite uniquely interesting.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bieber is not french-canadian. thank god. at least it's something the rest of canada wont blame on us

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry sir, we'll get you home so you can put the snow tires on.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read that as "Duck U2" and guessed is was a kid-friendly insult.

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