Canadians often find themselves bombarded by praise on the Internet, especially when compared to their neighbors down south. It turns out, however, that Canada is just as fun to make some of the best jokes about as literally every other country on Earth.
Maybe it's the unique ways the Canadian people survive and thrive during apocalyptic weather conditions. Maybe it's their fiendish dependence on maple syrup. Perhaps it's the fact that they're just too damn nice for their own good. Whatever it is, Canadian culture and its people sometimes become the easiest targets online. Though we don't think they'll ever get roasted as bad as Americans, we've compiled some awesome Canada jokes that'll give you a nice friendly chuckle at the Great White North's expense.
Scroll down to see them all and vote for the Canada memes that made you say, "Hey bud, that's funny, eh?"
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My geography teacher once said that Australia is trying to be like Canada whilst ending up more and more like America...
Not all Americans voted for that a*****e. In fact, the majority of us didn't. Please don't paint us all with the same brush.
So does that mean I can move from mozzie-infested Sydney to somewhere WHERE IT SNOWS?! SIGN ME UP :D
Look...Americans have a disadvantage...all that wealth and military power plus the mythology of American Exceptionalism is a heavy and corrupting burden to bear. Most Americans are wonderful people with great potential..the governing elite however is another matter...
Yes. We DON'T WANT them. Especially the Republicans.
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you might want to ask the First Nation about the racism and descrimination. remember the "starlight walk" and the taking of their children from the parents to teach them the "white man ways". like everybody else your country has a dark side.
Healthcare is NOT free. We pay for it with some of the highest taxes in the world. NOTHING is free, people.
Some of the highest taxes in the world?Are you sure about that? Compared to the taxes we pay in Denmark you hardly pay anything. https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/tax/individuals/frequently-asked-questions-individuals/canadian-income-tax-rates-individuals-current-previous-years.html#federal http://www.cfe-eutax.org/taxation/personal-income-tax/denmark
Load More Replies... And just so you Canadians know, it's fewer people, not less. So there. 😛
I wanna move to Canada! My husband says I won’t survive the first winter there... but I still want to go!
Actually, up here in Canada we help each other. That's why we have free healthcare. So you wouldn't die.
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We might have space but we do not have finances for all of these people and the space that we do have we would like to keep the trees and the birds and every other animal that needs it more than we do
Aussies just legalised same-sex marriage, with the first weddings to be held in January. Abortion is legal in most states and our healthcare is government funded. Whoever wrote this doesn't know Australia very well. (Yes sadly Australia doesn't treat our indigenous population very well and it's sameful.)
Australia is like hot Canada, and instead of the insects and snakes being small and mostly harmless, they're large and mostly deadly.
No we don't have lots of space! Stop saying that! And assuming all Canadians agree with this!? You can't say "sincerely, Canadians" when most don't even agree
It’s alright, don’t you worry. No one is invading Canada’s space, I promise. We are all staying where we are. Everyone just loves to talk a big Canada game
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I'm too much of a heat seeker for Canada any how hell its even too cold in the USA sometimes. At least where I live
What about Finns? Can Finns come? With my British husband and half Brit half Finn kids? Please?
Probably because really many Finnnish people already have relatives at Canada... Canada seems like a clone of Finland. I live in Finland and if I would have to move to another country it would probably be Canada.
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Well, if by "no racism or discrimination of any kind" you're not counting the millions of Indigenous First Nations still living on reserves, often times not getting clean water, and having most of their culture and lifestyle controlled by the Canadian government, then yeah, we're not racist.
Oh, and I forgot to mention our problematic history with the French-Canadian population, but it's okay because NOBODY EVER SEEMS TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT!
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PLEASE can we come Canada. At least people like me. Please save me from this bullsht. Please
I'm afraid not even half of this applies to my home country Austria - but they always mistake us for Aussies ("Where do you come from?" Us:"Austria". They: "Ah, Australia."). And the country is about 1 promille as big as Australia. Been there, loved it, made friends there. Thanks for your witty and true remarks, Amanda. (Although: keep your wildlife aka Australia's Most Unwanted (there's not a single deadly animals in Austria. Not. One.)
Yes, for social services. It's a shock for some Americans, so be prepared to pay, but not nearly as much as Europeans do.
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well, let me wake that canadian up! We do have racism,discrimination,health care is not totally free, unless your a refugee. The moose are almost all gone because of illegal hunting and our Liberal Government's failure to to stop the moose draw. Further, 80% of all our wildlife are gone. It includes ,birds,land animals and ocean life. Abortion, don't get me started.
What on earth do you mean "Health care isn't free unless you are an Immigrant?" What in god's-name province are you talking about as it is illegal to charge for health care.
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Wait, I thought there’s no such thing as free in life...
However, you do allow the killing of baby seals for no reason whatsoever except to stockpile skins which no one wants to buy.
Lol, seriously? This hasn't been legal in many many years. May want to check you facts
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Canadian health care is not free. We pay lots of bloody taxes gor this purse. But I know point. Your reject/punch line to the USA was funnier! Lol
And then there was the great Trucker rebellion...so that one about racism needs to be reevaluated...
Australia's just a sad blob of land in the South Pacific. Think about it, we are an island and a country; we try to forget about Tassie and we have a messed up capital that is incredibly perfectly laid out (I live in Sydney and it is really different).
Economics lesson: The government gives the hospital money and you money for medical stuff. YAY!!! We like that. When we get sick and go to the Dr, hospital or pharmacy, we have much of our stuff "paid for". YAY!!! We like that. But, where does the Government get the money to GIVE the Provinces the money they need for Healthcare? TAXES. Our very high and ever increasing taxes!!! We have some of the highest taxes in the world and getting higher under Trudeau every minute. Boooo!!! We hate THAT! Lesson? NOTHING IS EVER FREE. It's just paid for differently.
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You get to have an opinion on abortion only if you can grow a vagina, uterus and ovaries, and are knocked up and need to make a decision about YOUR own personal health issues. And even after that, you STILL don't get to tell anyone ELSE what to do. Until all of that happens, kindly shut the f**k up, b***h.
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Canada is currently our 2nd largest goods trading partner with $544.0 billion in total (two way) goods trade during 2016. Goods exports totaled $266.0 billion; goods imports totaled $278.1 billion.
It was really painful to wade through that whole mess of sentence construction. Still not sure what the f**k the first and last sentences were attempting to convey. Maybe a remedial English class would help you.
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Waaaaaaaaah! 🤣🤣🤣 Nothing to correct, seriously. Spare us the drama llama b******t, hon. Your body--your choice. Don't like it? Don't have an abortion. Yeah. It's really THAT SIMPLE. But you WILL stay the f**k out of everyone else's uterus.
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Bye-bye! Don't let the door hit you on the a*s on the way out! 😅
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I really wish we could stop making fun of this. Yes, it's ridiculous to see it on every cup forevermore. But there was a serious lawsuit with legitimate claims behind it. That coffee that McDonald's served her was so hot it actually melted the cup it was in. She was parked when she was opening the lid to add her cream/sugar. She only asked for her medical bills, (20k) and they only offered her $800. They had had multiple warnings and settlements about the temperature they were serving the coffee at. And the punitive damages awarded were two days worth of their coffee sales. And was reduced by the judge.
Shouldn't the milky way be Bagged Milky way? Referencing to the bagged milk post..
i would love if america would just stay home and shut up and canada made friends with the world and then could bring america along later like *yeah this is my little brother, hes cool guys just dont talk to him if he gets fussy*
Well - It prompted me a Google search - Here are the results: French is the mother tongue of about 7.2 million Canadians (20.6% of the Canadian population, second to English at 56%) according to Census Canada 2016. Most native speakers of the French language in Canada live in Quebec, where French is the majority official language.
Thank god they don't do this in the US, no one wants to see Trump topless... not even Melania!
So funny!! I did that inside my daughters school books! She even has a mirror in her locker that translates " you are beautiful, you are strong, you can do it!"
The canadian stereotype here is not the moose walking into the store. The stereotype is, instead being shot to death, the moose got a free snack.
American's are gaving a fit over the Starbuck's holiday cups MAYBE hinting to same sex hand holding so.....
To all the "Hobbits are from NZ" posts, I would just like to say "Ron Swanson is not Canadian!"
I actually googled to check if it was a legit news and it freakin' was...
Do you go first or you go first thing is actually true it irritates me what a car approaches a four-way stop first and The Pedestrian waves them on don't just have your car sit there and say no you can go ahead I will turn around and start playing with my cell phone my God that's so annoying
That's actually kind of amazing! They adapted to the cold over time! ':D
Wish it was only a kind Canadian joke, but this is the sad truth. Thousands are killed in action, over a million people lost their homes because russians have no respect to other countrie's borders and sovereignity. Anyway, thanks Canada for trying, you are really good and true friend of my country.
NZ as well. We’re a fairly friendly country. Our country is basically do whatever you want and still get a hug from strangers
Why do people fail to grasp the concept that Canada's ultimate Head of State is the British Queen? Thus they have a Prime Minister and no president.
Canadians talk like Americans with British English and French thrown in for good measure. It keeps the rest of us confused. (I was married to an American-Canadian for 40 years) His family is quite uniquely interesting.
Americans may not bag milk because they don't know how to use it.
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Canadians: Accomplished at winter. 2007737-5a...08d78a.gif 
Caitlyn and Melody lol you realize that the economy is still Obama's right? Also, Trump probably figured he had to give something back to veterans being he dodged the draft how many times. How many women are we up to now who have accused him of rape and assault? How much is he spending on the military? How much is he spending on his stupid f*****g wall that is literally pointless? How many countries consider us a joke? How many world leaders has he offended or pissed off in his FIRST year? How many people still side with him?
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Lol I love my country :) I love coming from a place that everyone thinks is nice haha. Also our stereotypes our hilarious XD
Lol I don't watch it, but fun fact, my dad went to school with a couple of them!! #NovaScotia
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Please, Canada - if we promise to be polite, can't we come there? Not all Americans are like tRump!
as Katherine Ryan said "Trump has made refugees of his own people by hating refugees!"
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I'm feeling the desire to move to Canada. Seeing as Britain is about to collapse anyway, it could be a good option.
Can any Canadians recommend any good TV programmes (series)? Nothing trashy (if you even do that) but actual quality stuff. Thanks.
the terry fox story look on youtube it shows what true hero is
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I try to be Canadian by riding a moose to school and drinking a gallon of maple syrup a day
I hope that if Climate Change does make the UK like Scandi and Canada we end up more Canadian like..
I guess Canada would be the Only Country to benefit from a Fence between them and say their neighbour America. When people who don’t know better believe Canadians are just Americans, a Very high Fence Security guarded Fence along the Border would help to point out the obvious. “NO - WE have a Fence between us - see.”
I want to move from Australia to a colder climate, I was thinking Norway but now it's a toss up between Norway and Canada.
I think it is incomprehensible only for US citizins. If it can be called a strange behaviour at all. :) Remaining part of the world treats such behaviour as a normal thing. Most of the European countries for sure...
And holy s**t lady.... Is the US not built on blood and slavery? Are you really this f*****g stupid?
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Caitlyn and Melody lol you realize that the economy is still Obama's right? Also, Trump probably figured he had to give something back to veterans being he dodged the draft how many times. How many women are we up to now who have accused him of rape and assault? How much is he spending on the military? How much is he spending on his stupid f*****g wall that is literally pointless? How many countries consider us a joke? How many world leaders has he offended or pissed off in his FIRST year? How many people still side with him?
Load More Replies... Lol I love my country :) I love coming from a place that everyone thinks is nice haha. Also our stereotypes our hilarious XD
Lol I don't watch it, but fun fact, my dad went to school with a couple of them!! #NovaScotia
Load More Replies... Please, Canada - if we promise to be polite, can't we come there? Not all Americans are like tRump!
as Katherine Ryan said "Trump has made refugees of his own people by hating refugees!"
Load More Replies... I'm feeling the desire to move to Canada. Seeing as Britain is about to collapse anyway, it could be a good option.
Can any Canadians recommend any good TV programmes (series)? Nothing trashy (if you even do that) but actual quality stuff. Thanks.
the terry fox story look on youtube it shows what true hero is
Load More Replies... I try to be Canadian by riding a moose to school and drinking a gallon of maple syrup a day
I hope that if Climate Change does make the UK like Scandi and Canada we end up more Canadian like..
I guess Canada would be the Only Country to benefit from a Fence between them and say their neighbour America. When people who don’t know better believe Canadians are just Americans, a Very high Fence Security guarded Fence along the Border would help to point out the obvious. “NO - WE have a Fence between us - see.”
I want to move from Australia to a colder climate, I was thinking Norway but now it's a toss up between Norway and Canada.
I think it is incomprehensible only for US citizins. If it can be called a strange behaviour at all. :) Remaining part of the world treats such behaviour as a normal thing. Most of the European countries for sure...
And holy s**t lady.... Is the US not built on blood and slavery? Are you really this f*****g stupid?
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