Canadians often find themselves bombarded by praise on the Internet, especially when compared to their neighbors down south. It turns out, however, that Canada is just as fun to make some of the best jokes about as literally every other country on Earth.

Maybe it's the unique ways the Canadian people survive and thrive during apocalyptic weather conditions. Maybe it's their fiendish dependence on maple syrup. Perhaps it's the fact that they're just too damn nice for their own good. Whatever it is, Canadian culture and its people sometimes become the easiest targets online. Though we don't think they'll ever get roasted as bad as Americans, we've compiled some awesome Canada jokes that'll give you a nice friendly chuckle at the Great White North's expense.

Scroll down to see them all and vote for the Canada memes that made you say, "Hey bud, that's funny, eh?"

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SJ_Panda_love
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3 years ago

Now days, who isn't?

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

Repeating myself: The World needs more Canadians.

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

You tell them lil moose

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Cyndi H
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3 years ago

I have never wanted to be Canadian more...

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

My geography teacher once said that Australia is trying to be like Canada whilst ending up more and more like America...

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

Bored Panda users take note!

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Christina Woodruff
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3 years ago

I really wish we could stop making fun of this. Yes, it's ridiculous to see it on every cup forevermore. But there was a serious lawsuit with legitimate claims behind it. That coffee that McDonald's served her was so hot it actually melted the cup it was in. She was parked when she was opening the lid to add her cream/sugar. She only asked for her medical bills, (20k) and they only offered her $800. They had had multiple warnings and settlements about the temperature they were serving the coffee at. And the punitive damages awarded were two days worth of their coffee sales. And was reduced by the judge.

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Kristel Bijnen
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3 years ago

Shouldn't the milky way be Bagged Milky way? Referencing to the bagged milk post..

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BREAK YOUr perceptions
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3 years ago

i would love if america would just stay home and shut up and canada made friends with the world and then could bring america along later like *yeah this is my little brother, hes cool guys just dont talk to him if he gets fussy*

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SJ_Panda_love
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3 years ago

Bieber absorbs it all. LOL!

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Pamela24
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3 years ago

We used to have that in my country but I haven't seen any in the past few years. I guess I'll always have it strongly associated with my grandmother who always had it in her fridge. :)

Steve Bowman
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3 years ago

I had the same though. Are you from Germany as well?

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

like that! Capture-5a...c56812.jpg Capture-5a2ff8ec56812.jpg

Kjorn
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3 years ago

we cut a bit in the front like you see and it's ok

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SJ_Panda_love
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3 years ago

They got me 100% at "what the fck is bagged water"

Tommy D'Aquino
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3 years ago

"WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER" "WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?" BWAHahahahahah!!! This is one of the funniest threads I've read on here in a long time!!!

Lisby Lanser
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3 years ago

We have bagged milk in Denmark too. In biodegradable bags:D

Lisa Reid
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3 years ago

We also have juice bags! SqrtFP.jpg SqrtFP.jpg

Juniper Leaf
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3 years ago

what

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Melanie Munroe
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3 years ago

Not all Canadians buy bagged milk (as it does come in normal cartons and jugs). If you buy bagged milk, the bag gets placed in a plastic pitcher (which fits perfectly the bag) and the tip of the bag is cut so it can be poured. Sounds crazy I know but it’s pretty damn simple

Allie Faux
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3 years ago

Actually further to Melanie's comment, the little bags are a rectangle shape sealed all around. When you need more milk, you open the big bag, pull a smaller bag out, put one end of the rectangle in a plastic pitcher (that you buy special for your bags of milk), then you snip off the corner of the bag of milk. Now you're ready to pour the milk. bag-of-mil...c78fd7.jpg bag-of-milk-5a3097ac78fd7.jpg

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Sardonic Scribe
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3 years ago

Edmonton, Alberta here... I haven't seen bagged milk since the early 80's - not sure if this is an Eastern Canada thing or what.

Russell Keller
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3 years ago

I've never seen it in BC either. It really must just be east coast.

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Caroline Huot
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3 years ago

We have containers made to hold the bag of milk in place. Easy peasy.

Cynthia McDonald
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3 years ago

but... why not just put the milk in containers that hold the milk in place?

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Inge Erasmus
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3 years ago

we have bagged milk in South Africa as well. you place it in a jar and cut open the corners to pour milk

DopethronePunkUK
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3 years ago

As a Brit bagged milk seems better for the environment but apart from that it sounds fuckin silly, haha a bag of milk.

Sophie Hobson
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3 years ago

I am so glad I live in Australia. The rest of you guys are messed up.

Mark Kusters
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3 years ago

We actually had bagged milk in Holland too in the 70's.

Jahnia Delgado
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1 year ago

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO MY AMERICAN BRAIN WHAT THE HECK THIS IS

Alecia O'Brien
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3 years ago

lol inovation and business...someone said it was cheaper to bag milk and if we do then everyone has to buy a milk jug to properly poor it...Hence why Ontario is still LESSER CANADA

Gigi Amaral
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3 years ago

We used to have that in Brazil during my childhood

Olivia W
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3 years ago

This is the only thing I don't like about Canada... like... what?

Mhiller17
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3 years ago

Bagged milk is so much more fun thoughhh

CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

Tumblr freaking out

stella
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3 years ago

It's available everywhere. The only reason Americans aren't aware is because of the extent of consumerism

mbergen
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3 years ago

We use to always have bagged milk when I was a kid, I haven't seen it in Manitoba for years now, then again I haven't looked very hard for it.

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XxWeBeVibingxX
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1 year ago

As A Canadian, Is It Strange That I Don't Like Maple Syrup?

Connor Johnson
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3 years ago

Guys relax it's just dehydrated milk add water and boom you has cow juice

Barbara Breitman-Gauthier
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3 years ago

A milk jug ($1) holds the bag of milk jug-5aeb4f...fe0065.jpg jug-5aeb4f5fe0065.jpg

David Hinton
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3 years ago

Because there are bagged milk holders (essentially a pitcher that fits the bag). You can still get them on Amazon

That One Feminist
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3 years ago

My grandma lives in Minnesota and she buys bagged milk.

Rob Wagner
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3 years ago

I haven't seen bagged milk at the stores up here in Saskatchewan, but I saw them all the time in and around Wisconsin. (common to the Kwik Trip convenience stores)

Hollie Newton
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3 years ago

I lost it at the last guy "why are you bagging drinks" xD ;')

Animaniac
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3 years ago

My grandma buys bagged milk... she's Minnesotan

Lina
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3 years ago

From all the comments here, I would say that Europe is indeed "More Canada" as stated in the other post :D Bulgarian here ;)

Randy Tindale
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3 years ago

Bagged milk? Doesn't everybody?? 😸😸

Maria Ines Molina
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3 years ago

Hey we have bagged milk in Argentina. We call this packaging "sachet" :-) Canada seems to me such a great place to live.

Heather Fordham
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3 years ago

I am Canadian and have only seen it in two provinces. It allow you to buy milk when it is on sale and freeze it. Won't say the thawed version is pretty though..lol

Carol Stephen
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3 years ago

the bag you see contains more bags the size of a milk jug. You put it in a milk jug and cut off one corner... et voila!

Jeannette Zimmerman
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3 years ago

Not that way milk-5a32f...6d363b.jpg milk-5a32faf6d363b.jpg

makki
Community Member
3 years ago

to far this is just TO FUCKING FAR!!!! WHO THE HELL BAGS DRINKS????? THATS SO WEIRD! JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DO IT DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD!!

Michèle Gyselinck
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3 years ago

When we buy bagged milk we put the bag in a pitcher to hold it up.

Isabel Care
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3 years ago

Tried it in UK with a special jug to hold the bag, they leaked. Didn't take off

Joanna Huang
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3 years ago

My school has bagged milk for the school lunches.

Cheryl Richardson
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3 years ago

OMG this cracked me up!

Katherine Visser
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3 years ago

Nobody knows why they put milk in bags! Come to Alberta! Milk is in cartons and jugs. Bagged milk is stupid!

Jesse Watts
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3 years ago

Yes the logistics are confusing

Mandalorian Gamer
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3 years ago

We have bagged milk in some northern states

Moezarella
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3 years ago

In my country we have bagged cooking oils so this isn't a new thing to me 😂 though I'm suprised now many countries do this

makki
Community Member
3 years ago

wth????!!!!?!?!?! WHY???

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Julieta Amadeo
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3 years ago

We have bagged milk in Argentina too...only we use a french name for it to be fancier....it´s called "sachet"

Alan Warr
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3 years ago

I came across bagged milk in Europe in the 80s. Just open it and put it in a jug. Bag and all works too

Chocolate Quente e Biscoitos
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3 years ago

We have bagged milk in Brazil too, but nowadays it's harder to find. Only a few supermarkets carry it because it goes bad a lot quicker than the boxed/carton version. But it's delicious

Lisa Greene
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3 years ago

They've got it in the bag!

Dixon's Mama
Community Member
3 years ago

We had bagged milk for lunch at school when I lived in Maine!

Manuela Stefani
Community Member
3 years ago

We have this in Brazil too.

Helena Rio
Community Member
3 years ago

In Portugal, we used to had those too. I remember, as a child, going to the grocery store and buy milk in bags. After, appeared the cartoon package (Tetra Pak) and the bags disappeared.

Vic Botha
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3 years ago

Common in South Africa, can even buy a"milk jug" that the bag fits into so you just snip the corner off the bag and pour your milk.

KT Trondsen
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3 years ago

bagged milk and water?? lol

Camila Dias
Community Member
3 years ago

we had this in Brazil few years ago..

Carol Taylor
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3 years ago

I'm assuming that if the fluid is bagged it's because it's suppose to re-fill a jug/carton..

Danielle Tropea Ibclc Cpst
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3 years ago

My issue with this is that it leaves the milk exposed to air in the fridge. It seems like it would go sour pretty quickly from all of the bacteria growth.

Allie Faux
Community Member
3 years ago

I assume that bagging milk / water, is cheaper than putting it in a carton.

Sykz
Community Member
3 years ago

Do you pour the bag-O- Milk into pitcher?? Is the bag recyclable after? Sorry for the questioning.

Full Name
Community Member
3 years ago

Take a look at the pic above in the comments. The bag itself goes inside a pitcher and then you cut a tiny hole in the upper corner. At least you used to. I haven't seen bagged milk since my early childhood. I'd forgotten all about it. I'm sure the bags are recyclable. Last time I used one was before plastic recycling.

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Pamela Beuret
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3 years ago

in Cjile we have bagged yoggurth AND bagged milk :)

Pamela Beuret
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3 years ago

*Chile

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Giles Gallie
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3 years ago

OMG, this made me laugh so hard.

James A. Smith Jr.
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3 years ago

People may laugh but I still get milk in glass jugs. Straight from the farm. I hate pasteurized milk.

Dániel Horváth
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3 years ago

We used to have that in our country too. We had a special bagholder for it to keep it stable. 5a043bcec2...arto-j.jpg 5a043bcec22ba-retro-zacskos-tej-tarto-j.jpg

makki
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3 years ago

that still looks extremely tipable!!!

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Max Lombardi
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3 years ago

also in Italy wr had milk like that, we used to call it soft milk. but we don't have moose.

Margaret Glas
Community Member
3 years ago

there is a special jug you get to put it in then clip the side of the plastic bag and voila

Michelle Zimmerman-Woolley
Community Member
3 years ago

You have to cut a small opening at the back too - or sometimes the bag goes all collapsy when pouring and the milk your glass

Michelle Zimmerman-Woolley
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3 years ago

the milk misses your glass

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Shruti Naik
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3 years ago

We have bagged milk in India. It's fresh milk that arrives like daily newspaper. In fact I haven't seen the old glass bottles in several years. We buy tetra packs once in awhile.

Sébastien Montpetit
Community Member
3 years ago

Canadian here. Bagged milk used to be popular pre-90's (that's all my mom bought when I was a kid). You can still find it almost everywhere, but most people buy cartons unless they have like 5 kids drinking 3 glasses a day each.

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3 years ago

Bagged milk is common in India too! Aavin-5a30...7194a4.jpg Aavin-5a302417194a4.jpg

Master Markus
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3 years ago

I've never seen bagged water! Bagged milk is good for a family or someone who goes through a lot of milk though because you can buy it in packs of three, so it doesn't run out as fast as if you buy a large carton.

Lisa Gilkison
Community Member
3 years ago

Bagged milk is not just a Canadian thing. We had it as a kid growing up in the Seattle area. So yeah.. we were next to Canada. Does that count?

Cody Eriksen
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3 years ago

What the hell Seattle? You secrete Canadian!!! Bagged drinks are so not American. That's it! Washington is out of the Union!

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Fanni Varga
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3 years ago

Yeah, this is a thing in Hungary too! :)

Dogfacedboy1980
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3 years ago

The last time I had bagged milk was when I was in jail.

Virg
Community Member
3 years ago

What the hell .... what is that, we don't have this in my country XD

Jen Hunt
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3 years ago

In Australia you can't buy bagged milk in the supermarket, but we do have it, it is used in milk dispensers in places like cafeterias.

Community Member
3 years ago

bagged milk :/

PsychoPrincess
Community Member
3 years ago

I thought that was pretty normal until the missionaries looked at it and was confused they thought it was so gross that we left our bags of milk open in the fridge all the time

makki
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3 years ago

confused by this comment tbh

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K.A. Martin
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3 years ago

Soggy milk cartons are nasty.

Cathy Brash
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3 years ago

it tastes gross after a while in the fridge when you use the open bags of milk

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Pamela24
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3 years ago

I really hoped they dress this way on a regular basis. :(

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

He looks amoosed.

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#14

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

So very likely.

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

yep! strange to see that in WW2 canada stand up with Britain against Hitler and the USA didn't want to put their nose there

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

English (apologetic)

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

EVERY COUNTRY SHOULD HAVE THIS

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SJ_Panda_love
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3 years ago

Well - It prompted me a Google search - Here are the results: French is the mother tongue of about 7.2 million Canadians (20.6% of the Canadian population, second to English at 56%) according to Census Canada 2016. Most native speakers of the French language in Canada live in Quebec, where French is the majority official language.

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UniversalMel
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3 years ago

Yup America sucks... Thisis rare because I an American

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#20

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Cyndi H
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3 years ago

I love this one so much

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#21

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rachel smith
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3 years ago

That moose looks lile a badass

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K.A. Martin
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3 years ago

Best description of hockey ever.

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#23

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SJ_Panda_love
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3 years ago

Flying Bear, that too not that often. WTH!

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mbergen
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3 years ago

I have to admin, a few days at -40c and -10c does feel like t-shirt weather.

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

That's brilliant

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Natalia Brown
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3 years ago

Thank god they don't do this in the US, no one wants to see Trump topless... not even Melania!

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#27

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Kathy Lecours
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3 years ago

So funny!! I did that inside my daughters school books! She even has a mirror in her locker that translates " you are beautiful, you are strong, you can do it!"

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PsychoPrincess
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3 years ago

I reaaaaaaaly wanna do that

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Ehren Thomsen
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3 years ago

The canadian stereotype here is not the moose walking into the store. The stereotype is, instead being shot to death, the moose got a free snack.

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Kathy Lecours
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3 years ago

American's are gaving a fit over the Starbuck's holiday cups MAYBE hinting to same sex hand holding so.....

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Parmeisan
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3 years ago

Now do the American one.

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#32

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Aahzmandus Pervect
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3 years ago

To all the "Hobbits are from NZ" posts, I would just like to say "Ron Swanson is not Canadian!"

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Jon Sleeper
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3 years ago

Vermonters, too. :)

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ADHORTATOR
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3 years ago

That's so nice!

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#35

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PsychoPrincess
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3 years ago

Mmmmm maple taffy do this every spring sooooo gooooood!!!!

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Aunt Messy
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3 years ago

That would be Yonge Street.

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#37

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CatShatBrix
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3 years ago

Don’t think so, no

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

Kinder is illegal in USA??

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

It's true tho...

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Jessica Stohr
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3 years ago

Amazing! And risky? :O

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

so the Police became Pupperazi?

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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3 years ago

I love it too!... I mean Canada

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

I actually googled to check if it was a legit news and it freakin' was...

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#44

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Panic!AtTheYeemo
Community Member
3 years ago

are you sure? it sure looks like him

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Daria B
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3 years ago

Money laundering.

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Panic!AtTheYeemo
Community Member
3 years ago

THIS IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!! IM SERIOUS

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SJ_Panda_love
Community Member
3 years ago

That's - Terrified for my life Smile right there!

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