93 Of The Worst Neon Sign Fails Ever

........The beginning of something wonderful....... ? XD

Yes. Gas prices are about to rise again.

Photoshopped.

That's accurate.

They must sell weapons or something...

who would want to rent that?

Fits perfectly tho......... ΧD

idk, this one smacks of a disgruntled employee "altering" the sign.

They are all funny, but this one made me LOL. (Possibly because I often think that word when I'm in a supermarket...)

Not the best bookstore in town I guess....... XD

Kardashian's new residence

Is that a chicken hatchery?

ouch

Well I guess they are just being honest about what part of the cow

Cream with your coffe? No thanks...

What's wrong with these ''London Drugs'' signs? Is it a conspiracy??? ΧD

Our goal for the evening.

They're not promoting it very well, aren't they?

ahahahah... a place to visit

thats you after eating chips from here...

funny to see ANAL and the ATM machine Under it. (A(ss) T(o) M(outh)

*I don't wanna know about your fetish, Jim!* ΧD

Bass world?

oh no, the logo next to it makes it even worse...

Comes in handy, when you just have too many elves around

nice

it fixed itself :-)

actually not so wrong

Hahaha, Homer's face in the window xD

Oh, so now we know the secret ingredients. Or not.

best jew in the city

If they served waffles, that would be perfect.

well it is in the back of the actual buffet

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Going forward, this is what I will call my bra.

*Plot twist: Τhe owner had a huge argument with a guy named Mart!* :-P

The neons are working right here.

I imagine a parade much like Pride, except only with women in spandex dresses, neon lipstick, and clear, polyurethane platform heels.

bet they get a lot of teens trying to buy something.

where were you last nigh? At Rape it was so much fun

No crabby patties??? :(

the food here is so faking great!!

haha

YES!!! My kind of exercising!!! :-P

Nut dip sounds healthy...like pesto.

this is a big bathroom

BATMAN NANANAANANA BATMAN NANANAANANA BATMMAN

Another name for Planet Earth????? :-P

XXX Dinners!!! :-P

Mad Max

What?!

Exactly how does this work? What is the interest rate? Just how long may I keep my borrowed tits?

omg! LOL

you must bring a big book before going there

sup?

Please, first add a question mark at the end of the sentence. And, well: no.

yes she does

Professional Teabaggers Association

That's quite a niche market there.

LOL

For the pimp with a full schedule.

Or "Land Ho!"

*Where your ex took his new girlfriend from* :-P

is this consuela from family guy who installed it?

seems legit

Bit stony and dry

This is where Scott Tennorman send Eric Cartman when he told him he could send his pubes

I'm working this into everyday conversation if it kills me.

Sprang

The "nasty taurant"...could be a hollywood C-Movie.

That face also doesn't look healthy.

*You never understand my feelings, Whiskey!!! :'''(* said the delicate Liquor... ΧD

Caution, wet floor!

For the child in you

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That's a little creepy actually. Haha. Imagone driving in the dark, and seeing this. 😂😂