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If people broke up with each other the same way they used cheesy pick-up lines, the world would be a much happier place—full of giggling, constant sunshine, and far fewer tears. At least, that’s the theory.

We’ve all been there, caught in the awkward dance of farewells and parting words as our final breakup lines. Navigating breakups can be tricky, but sometimes a touch of humor can lighten the mood.

Reddit user Jamicandude69 asked fellow Redditors, ”If people used ‘break up lines’ instead of ‘pick up lines’ what would some of them be?” To no one's surprise, people poured in some really funny breakup lines! With over 94k upvotes and 10k comments, you can bet your bottom dollar that the now-archived thread was a roaring success.

We picked some of the funniest breakup lines from the post. These clever quips and witty one-liners might help you end things with a chuckle rather than a tear. Moreover, we invite you to scroll down for Bored Panda’s chat with the thread’s author and interview with relationship expert Dan Bacon, founder of The Modern Man. 

Remember to upvote your favorite cheesy breakup lines and let us know which ones you liked the most. And if you’re feeling brave today, share with other Pandas in the comments if you’ve ever had a positive breakup.

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30 Funny "Break Up Lines" That People Came Up With Hey babe I think is time we take our relationship to the previous level

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Instead of downvoting MERCI LANGSTON, maybe try and explain it instead? Normally you say "let's take things to the next level" as in "let's develop our relationship further". This is opposite, and the previous level before relationship would be? Yeah, single status.

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They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you

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If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER

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Thread’s author Jamicandude69 told Bored Panda they got inspired to create the thread when they were breaking up with their ex. “She said, ‘You should have had a breakup line.’ I just figured I would ask Reddit for next time,” the Redditor said.

“I think the world would be a better place with cheesy breakup lines because people who normally would get sad or cry about their ex can laugh during the hard parts or just have some fun,” they said.

Jamicandude69 also had some advice for anyone who is scared to break up with their partner. “Don’t be scared if you wanna break up with someone. If you truly want to break up with someone then, ‘Just Do It.” It might hurt and be depressing for a couple of months, but it will get better," the Redditor shared.

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What is the Best Line for a Breakup?

Breakups are never easy, and there is no single best line for a breakup. However,  injecting a dose of humor into the situation can sometimes help lighten the mood. Here are a few more lighthearted breakup lines that were the runners up in our list:

  • “Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.”
  • “We’re donion rings.”
  • “Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.”
  • And our personal favorite Dr Seuss breakup line: “I cannot deny, our love is no longer worth a try.”
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30 Funny "Break Up Lines" That People Came Up With Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore

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Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.

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Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.

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What is a Good Thing to Say When Breaking Up?

Relationship expert Dan from The Modern Man told us what we can do so that breakups end well and how to avoid negative fallout. “Breakups that end well are usually a mutual decision, where the couple agrees that they’re just not meant to be together, so they split on good terms,” Dan said.

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However, in almost every other case, one person is being dumped. And that can create a lot of negative fallout, depending on how you break the news and how they handle what’s happening.

When breaking up with someone, it’s important to communicate with empathy, honesty, and respect. Here are some thoughtful breakup quotes that you can use:

  • “Sometimes, the most compassionate step we can take is to release each other.”
  • ”Sometimes love means letting go.”
  • “May we both author beautiful chapters in the books of our lives.”
  • “I hope we can part ways amicably and remember the positive moments we’ve shared.”

These kinds of love breakup quotes will express gratitude for the positive aspects of the relationship and emphasize respect for the other person.

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I think we need to become better strangers.

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30 Funny "Break Up Lines" That People Came Up With You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years

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We need to cover more ground so we should split up.

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Dan adds: “For example: In terms of the news being delivered, a woman will often give a guy a vague reason for the breakup, rather than saying something that will hurt his feelings, or give him clues on how to get her back.

“She might say, ‘I just don’t know what I want anymore. I need some space and time to think,’ rather than saying things like, ‘You’re not manly enough for me,’ ‘I don’t like how nervous you are around other people,’ or ‘You need to man up.’”

When being dumped, some people can lose control of how they handle their emotions, and they can act out of character. This can go on for weeks or even months after the breakup.

“This can result in angry outbursts, crying and pleading for another chance, social media stalking, showing up at their ex’s place of work and demanding to talk, and so on,” Dan said.

“So, the best approach is to remain calm and give them an honest reason that is softened a little, in order to protect their feelings.”

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I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.

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I knew this girl in middle school who would break up with boys by saying: roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you

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#12

Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.

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Dan gave an example of how to soften the blow by using thoughtful goodbye breakup quotes: “The person initiating the break up might say, ‘I think you’re great, but I just don’t think this is going to work out,’ ‘I want us to stop seeing each other because I don’t want to lead you on, or for us to get more involved in a relationship that will end soon anyway,’ or ‘I’m not the right person for you. I wish you well and I’m sure you will find someone who is right for you.’”

Dan also emphasized that some will be able to handle the truth immediately and act sensibly; others will react negatively, no matter what you say or do.

“Being dumped can really hurt, so it’s important to be understanding of the person you’ve dumped and know that they will probably behave a little out of character and end up saying things or behaving in ways that they later regret in retrospect.”

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30 Funny "Break Up Lines" That People Came Up With Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rose are red, Violets are blue Here’s all your s**t, Get the f**k out.

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Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.

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#15

Hey baby I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.

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Are we tectonic plates? Because we’re drifting apart.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohh, that means if you collide there will be an earthquake or tsunami. Better keep drifting apart. :P

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#17

30 Funny "Break Up Lines" That People Came Up With Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.

Not so fast

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Damn girl are you being followed? Cause I been seeing people behind your back.

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#19

Knock knock.

Who's there?

My divorce attorney

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Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i’m friend needed a rejection line so i told them i’m going blind cuz i don’t see us working on

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30 Funny "Break Up Lines" That People Came Up With Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?

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Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.

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#23

Babe are you a checkered flag because we're finished

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Girl its been fun

But im leaving you

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30 Funny "Break Up Lines" That People Came Up With If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would keep u and I pretty much where they are, far apart from each other. Maybe even make them a little further away.

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We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.

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Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.

I think this has been said somewhere else

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I need to get like Elsa and let you go!

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Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's okay, I'm heading towards Neo Tokyo 3. See what an Impact I can leave. ♡

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30 Funny "Break Up Lines" That People Came Up With Are you a music fan? Because you are going to have a deeper appreciation for Adele's songs.

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Breaking up with someone can be immensely stressful for you, your partner, and any mutual friends that you have (and will have to divide up among yourselves). It’s rarely easy. It makes you overthink things. And sometimes, it makes you want to put off the breakup indefinitely.

However, that’s not a good solution. While delaying a breakup might seem easier in the short term, it often prolongs the pain for both individuals involved. Talking about your breakup can be a part of the healing process. 

Here are some breakup statuses you can use when sharing the news on social media.

  • In the ruins of a shattered heart, I’ll find the strength to rebuild my own masterpiece. 💔✨ #HealingInProgress
  • Amidst the echoes of a broken heart, I’ll discover the song of self-love. 🎶💖 #FindingMyMelody
  • They say time heals all wounds. Here’s to the clock ticking a little faster. ⏳💔 #HealingJourney
  • In the poetry of pain, I’ll find the verses of strength to mend my broken heart. 📖💔 #TurningThePage
  • Heartbreak: a chapter, not the whole story. Here’s to rewriting the next page with courage and self-love. 📚💙 #NewBeginnings