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The beauty of reading is that you never know what strange word constructions your eyes might come across—it’s an exercise in expanding our imaginations. Meanwhile, the beauty of writing lies in the fact that sometimes, when you’re caught up in the flow of things, you never truly know what you’ll end up saying until you put pen to paper (or, rather, pixelated ink to word processing documents).

Any writer worth their salt knows the joy of writing something powerful, unique, and mesmerizing. However, people create new and interesting sentences all the time, whether they’re amateur writers, seasoned professionals, or hate writing altogether.

Sometimes, these new sentences appear entirely by accident. Sometimes, after someone slips the Muses a $5 bill. Don’t believe us? Well then, you’re in for a treat. Today, we’re featuring the r/BrandNewSentence subreddit, a community of nearly 1 million members, entirely dedicated to the sentence “never before written, found in the wild.” It’s a writer’s, reader’s, and language-lover’s dream subreddit.

Bored Panda reached out to Doug Murano to learn about how to write impactful sentences that jump off the page, and what mistakes new writers should avoid making. (Spoiler warning: the idea that less is more definitely still applies.) Doug is a writer, Bram Stoker Award-winning editor, and the founder of Bad Hand Books.

"A teacher of mine once told me words aren't the basic units of meaning—sentences are. So this is an important consideration," he told us. According to Doug, a lot of what makes sentences shine comes down to context and rhythm, not the "particular ingredients" of a sentence. "If you're a writer, that means vary up your sentence lengths and listen to the momentum you're creating. You can lull your reader into a groove with sentences that stretch on, describe setting, investigate a character's state of mind or follow action. Then add a punch at the end with a shorter sentence. It works."

When you’re done upvoting the most unusual and fresh sentences in this list, Bored Panda invites you to read through our first article about r/BrandNewStence. You can find it right over here. And if you can remember the most bizarre sentence you’ve ever written, dear Pandas, we’d love it if you shared it in the comment section.

Writer and editor Doug told Bored Panda that in order to get a reader's attention, a sentence doesn't necessarily have to be bizarre or unusual. However, it all depends on the context.

"Opening lines for stories or essays often benefit from a little twist because they're meant to draw a reader into the world you're creating. Then again, one of the most famous sentences in the English language is 'Jesus wept,' which is short, straightforward, and not bizarre, unusual, or even that descriptive. I'll bang this drum again: if context isn't everything, it's most of it."

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Doug told Bored Panda that many new writers cannot grasp the idea that they should be writing less and omitting some details. "New writers often believe more is more and, as a result, they'll start doing something I call 'tap-dancing in front of a burning building.' Essentially, this means you're drawing more attention to yourself as a writer than the picture you're trying to create because you lack restraint. Let the reader fill in some of the gaps in their own minds and resist the urge to toss descriptive and figurative language in every sentence."

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Founded back in the summer of 2018, r/BrandNewSentence celebrates the idea that never before seen sentences can pop up at any time, in any place. Whatever you might think of social media, you can’t deny that it’s a goldmine of awesome content if you know where to look. And the members of r/BrandNewSentence definitely know where to look.

Naturally, the subreddit is all about uniqueness, so reposts aren’t allowed. According to the mods, in order for a sentence to qualify for being posted on the sub, it has to “never been said before,” cannot be an idiom, and has to be “humorous or confusingly worded.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! True on every account. I can "hear" my childhood pet guinea pig; is name was Weepa as in the noise he screeched day and night.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was on my way to the pub and I found a street sign that had fallen off its post and thought it would look cool in my window at home, so I stuffed it in my bag with at least half of it poking out and spent the next couple of hours at the pub drinking with this thing sitting next to me on the bench. Just as I was leaving some guy sneaked up behind me and snapped a picture of the girl carrying a huge street sign around in her tiny backpack, and I just KNOW it ended up on Facebook. (I've still got the sign).

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The subreddit’s moderators suggest that people check the uniqueness of a sentence by searching for it on Google (don’t forget the double quotation marks to look for exact quotes) before posting anything.

“If the results produced are many and have various apparition dates, it is most likely that the sentence is brand new. If there are many results, but all on the same day, the sentence is likely new (and therefore qualifies for this sub) but has become popular (which is OK),” they explain.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe each rodent has special skills like Ratatouille and is seeking its human so they can work together

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Previously, Bored Panda spoke to Dr. Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, about keeping our English skills sharp and our grammar game up to par. According to her, there are some pitfalls that non-native speakers tend to fall into when learning English.

“For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard—the difference between ‘I read,’ ‘I am reading,’ and ‘I do read’ is nonexistent in many other languages,” Lisa told us. However, native speakers deal with their own linguistic challenges.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When your smashing tiny projectiles around at high speed is a great time to have a beer.

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Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is supposed to be a thread on weird sentences but this is also REALLY GOOD advice.

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In her experience as an editor, as well as a teacher, Lisa noticed that native speakers have a lot of trouble with past passive participles in speech (for example. saying ‘I had went’). When it comes to writing, they find punctuation, homophones (for instance, peek vs. peak), and misplaced modifiers challenging.

“Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes. But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar,” the professor gave advice for anyone wanting to improve.

According to her, if we rely too much on spell-check and autocorrect, we can end up turning off our critical thinking skills. In short, we can forget how to think and write.

“Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely.’”

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Brand New Sentence And I Don’t Think My Mans Took One Breath

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The professor also suggests having someone look over your work in order to find any mistakes that you might have left behind.

“When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc. Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it.”

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Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A moth flew into my freezer last night when I opened the door, I got him out within 5-8 seconds but he was still and on his back. Put my fingertip gently on his legs and to his body, finger felt cold suddenly, moth woke up and flew away. TLDR: moth tried out cryogenics in my freezer, he was successful 😃

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

X Æ A-12 is going to become 2 x X Æ A-6 and thus the custody will be evenly distributed.

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Alicia M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad that the older kids in these extremely large families are burdened with caring for the younger children and a lot of housework b/c the parents can't possibly do it all by themselves. I think this is selfish.

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Stephanie A Mutti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you work a family farm or are running a cult, there is no reason for that many children.

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Dorothy Parker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The parents may or may not be able to afford to give them a goof life. The planet, however, cannot.

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Oopsydaisy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I don't see anything to be proud of there. Uber breeder.

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Rose the Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A hundred and fifty years ago people, including my own ancestors, had a lot of children because it was expected some would die young and they did. With modern medicine parents no longer need ten children to ensure they have help run the farm.

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M M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

exactly. I have an ancestor who had 17 children with 3 wives (not at the same time) and 5 of them lived to be adults. It was normal to have so many children but the standard coffin size was children's size. In the old books of deaths, there are 2 pages of dead children for one adult. With modern natal care, vaccines and medications comes the obligation to only produce so many children that you personaly can afford.

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dee dee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she okay? Does she still have teeth? What about her bones, how brittle are they? Why. WHY. why is the such a small window between children.

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Eb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feb 2020 AND Dec 2020?? That's just embarrassing.

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TheDivineMsM
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That means the last baby was conceived while they had a 1 or 2 month old at home. Yikes! Take some time to heal your body and rest for crying out loud!!

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why though. Ten kids....damn. Other than overpopulation...just why?

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Agnes Jekyll
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man, if she doesn't already, she is tempting a prolapsed uterus.

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Péter Rózsahegyi
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pregnancy usually lasts cca. 40 weeks. There are at least 2 pairs (June '09 - April '10 and Feb '20 - Dec '20) where there was barely 43 weeks between deliveries. Wow. We worked 4.5 f*king long years on the 2nd baby.

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Aleksandra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woman's body needs 7 years to fully heal after a pregnancy and birth and that lady didn't even had few weeks... That's just sad x.x

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Aleksandra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then people say overpopulation is fault of China etc. People who have 10 and more kids, just why... get a hobby x.x or maybe try adopting kids that are already there waiting for parental love.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my fellow High school graduates was the oldest of 12 kids and her mother was an occasional substitute teacher. The week before graduation, mom was covering our English class while we watched a movie. She was called to the office and came back crying. Doctor said she was pregnant and my classmate started crying. She asked if this meant she couldn't go to college and in front of everyone, mom said yes. Its one of the saddest things I ever experienced. Classmate was married to a guy her dad worked with at the post office within 18 months.

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Liv
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's extremely sad in several ways. No free contraception, no free education, ... no chance

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would never in my life want to have that many soblings....the 2020 one looks defeated and wants out of that s**t..

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Emma Crompton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 kids in a single year!?!?! Get. A. Bigger. TV. And cancel Netflix obviously cos u done with the chill

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Claire Bee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By my calculations, the longest she went without being pregnant was October 2017 to April 2019, which is 19 months. And don't get me started on the last two kids' birth dates.

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Marco Conti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am always suspicious of large families like this one. "17 & counting" anyone? They are often a bit cultish and certainly a bit weird. It's not the kid's fault, of course, but having such large families, say, more than 4, is one of the ways we are thrashing the planet. In fact, I put 2 kids as the actual, reasonable limit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being born in the same year as your sibling and not being twins.

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Annette_
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She gave birth TWICE IN 2020 O.o that is insane. Just after the birth she was again pregnant. Wow...

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Rebekah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

10 kids in 12 years. I'm crossing my legs over here in sympathy.

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Veronica Sjöberg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well. Have as many kids as you want, I don't judge. The age gap between them is very slim though.... that's a LOT of work. Especially being pregnant on top of that. I get tired just by looking at this picture.

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Karis Ravenhill
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never understood wanting more than 2 of your own biological children. If one dies, you have the other. Need more? ADOPT. Stop adding to the global population level because you and your dimwit spouse cannot figure out how to use birth control. Worse are the people who say "if they can afford that many kids, why shouldn't they have 15?" while completely ignoring the fact that the ability to 'afford' these children rests entirely upon the parents ability to earn that high of an income. Another recession, and these mouths become a responsibility for the State to feed.

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Thomas E S Thomas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two is having kids. Five is a big family. Seven is a crowd. Ten is a community. Christian women, taking the task of "repopulating the Earth" as a challenge.

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A C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay. We really really really do NOT need to be reproducing at this rate.......

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Annnnd We’re Officially In Reverse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The world is so overpopulated the earth is screaming for us to slow down, but sure, by all means, have a bus full of kids.

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Thorfin Wolfsbane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These parents are the ultimate narcissists: "ya know what this world needs more of? LITTLE MEs!"

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Claudia Lorenz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby factory. Totally irresponsible. Ever heard of birth control?

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Evelyn Haskins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is REALLY sad that selfish people bring 10 children into this severely overcrowded planet!

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Margaret Hooper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You may take your hat off, but I bet sometimes she wishes she'd kept her pants on!

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Urbangirlatl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

12 years of diapers and counting. If a child uses on average 6000 diapers in the first 2 years (and assuming this particular family uses disposable diapers), that is at LEAST 60,000 diapers for just this family.

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WA2DK
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geez, lady, can you perhaps let your body recover and regain its vitamin loss from one pregnancy, before you force another one on it? Cute kids and all, but still........

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Cindy Barker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone did NOT wait the recommended 8 weeks after having a baby to have sex again lol.

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Vortex Lazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am so sorry but the name HP P*ssyjet V5000 is too funny to me. But in all seriousness, the poor woman did not have time to completely heal her body. Please give her a break already.

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Nikole
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because if the world needs something, it's more people.

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François Carré
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think of the oldest girl, as she was 4 and just starting to get a grasp of what was going on in her family, she already had 2 sisters and 2 brothers.

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My O My
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it true that everytime you give birth it's quicker and easier? Cause, I was down to not even 4h from first contraction to baby in my arms with the second. That would mean that it's only a couple of minutes when you get to no 9

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Veronica Sjöberg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For most women, yes. Especially since she had them so close. My first two are 13 months apart and the second went really fast. My third took a bit longer but it was 7 years later (It was still easier though, because your mind and body knows what to do)

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PADNA
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor woman. Holy shiet she birthed 2 in one year ... .NOT TWINS

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Debi Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

June, October and February have their own birth months...beautiful family. They will always have each other.

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Bobbie Meyers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These type of people are so selfish! It's all about you. The planet doesn't need anymore people. These people just assume all the resources are for them, hell with anyone else. Most of these kids will also become breeders, because that is what they've been brainwashed is the right thing. The government is going to have to step in at some point, if people like this can't keep their legs closed.

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mamafrog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear God, two babies in one year? Did her uterus fall out that year? I know the pandemic was boring but she spent the whole year pregnant!

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Lilith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why? We all know what happened to the Duggers and again WHY?

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Leah Jolliff
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well if they're nice to em, they'll never end up in a nursing home. Other side of that coin is that this much stress will give you a stroke/ heart attack so you may never even need a nursing home. Always works out.

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D K
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe if they have the resources to give them all a good life and let them live their childhoods fairly, sure, I guess. I’m happy with my one and only kiddo to focus on.

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Raven DeathShade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just gonna sick out of these comments...my parents have 11 XD.

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WildHoneyPie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was laughing when my co-worker told me about the flyer they put out for the family picnic (she's one of 17!). She told me "don't laugh at me" and I explained I was laughing because she was the only one to ever make my family seem small. I'm the youngest of nine.

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Jace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This website is pathetic. If you’re going to post an item, don’t censor the whole point of its existence. Absolutely childish.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaand he kept doodling, and doodling, and doodling, and......

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TheDivineMsM
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Okay kids, remember, NO bright colors for this picture!! Everyone must wear ugly neutral colors to blend in!"

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Whodathunkit
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have five children ages 16 to 26. Wonderful people! They are grounded, smart, thoughtful and help each other. They are not ridiculously self-centered like so many young people today.

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Jace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You were fine until you decided to slam “young people today”.

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April Stephens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know someone, a doctor, who purposely spaced her children this close because she began having children in her late 30's but wanted to have a big family before menopause. She has 6 now and is trying for a 7th. There are many reasons people have children and a lot of factors go into deciding how to space them. Just a thought.

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Thomas Sweda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alicia, how do you know this ? Maybe this is an extremely wealthy family, that hires others to do all their care.

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Loty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's wrong with having a large family? I would have loved growing up with 10 siblings.

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lazy panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then there's me. I'm an only child and saw how much my friends hated their siblings so I was super happy growing up just hanging out with my parents.

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troufaki13
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ιf they can afford their upbringing, it's no one else's problem, but if they rely on welfare to raise their children, my question is why? (no hate, just an honest question)

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Dodo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because the government will pay. Or because they don't believe in birth control. Or they have no social life and no TV.

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Jokes on you, they are all adopted, gawd we just love to assume so much

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Lies And December

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that is why he gets an A despite the fact he's spouting bullshit....it's beautiful, poetic bullshit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Robert. E. Lee. Is. An. A*hole. Racist. Send. Him. To. Japan. The reply: Will. Do. Send. Sushi.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I'm pretty sh*t at chess but no one can touch my Frenchman's cumsock game.

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Imagine Being Abducted By Aliens And They Give You A Gucci Belt

Imagine Being Abducted By Aliens And They Give You A Gucci Belt

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Rod Egret
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But I don't want to mate with people attracted by Gucci belts!!!!

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#34

Anybody?

Anybody?

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#35

Lower Case T's Started Hurting

Lower Case T's Started Hurting

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Blaise

Blaise

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she doesn't like getting shocks, she should skip Lt. Surge. She will end up Brock-en hearted

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#38

"I Guess God Does Hair"

"I Guess God Does Hair"

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Eppe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why was she wearing clothes? That t-shirt is just a big mask for your torso.

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#41

Missed An Opportunity There

Missed An Opportunity There

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Alicia M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine having gonorrhea and diarrhea at the same time. There's absolutely no place in your nether regions that doesn't hurt.

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#42

Wondering When That Point Comes

Wondering When That Point Comes

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The Pomegranate Trials

The Pomegranate Trials

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Diana Buckland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a person with ADHD, depending on where you're at the pomegranate can be your greatest delight or worst nightmare...you know what I'm talking about...

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#44

Never Heard That One Before. Am I Wrong?

Never Heard That One Before. Am I Wrong?

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C. Wade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*ck yeah. Reddit, where posting content is just an excuse to create comments like this. I swear it's 25% the content and 75% the comments for me lol

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#46

I'm Going To Eat Rocks To Find The Good Ones

I'm Going To Eat Rocks To Find The Good Ones

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Owning An Old Home

Owning An Old Home

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BigOrangeTractor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, old is good, you just need to go older. Our place was built in the 1700s (possibly earlier, nobody's sure) and we were concerned about the ability of the attic beams to carry the workman's weight when he went up there to install loft insulation. When he came down he told us we had no problem there, they were about a foot square... Old can be gooooood.

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#48

Grape On Endangered Species List

Grape On Endangered Species List

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#49

"They Know So Much About Loafers It Ruined Their Life"

"They Know So Much About Loafers It Ruined Their Life"

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Loty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, the girlfriend has NO idea. I'm a proud member of 250,000 strong planted aquarium community on reddit mostly discussing different types of algae and micro-dosing. Daily. I don't even own an aquarium anymore.

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#50

Ska In A Nutshell

Ska In A Nutshell

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XenoMurph
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Halloumi fries, and not many 13 year olds know what Ska is. This whole comment is Madness.

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