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The beauty of reading is that you never know what strange word constructions your eyes might come across—it’s an exercise in expanding our imaginations. Meanwhile, the beauty of writing lies in the fact that sometimes, when you’re caught up in the flow of things, you never truly know what you’ll end up saying until you put pen to paper (or, rather, pixelated ink to word processing documents).

Any writer worth their salt knows the joy of writing something powerful, unique, and mesmerizing. However, people create new and interesting sentences all the time, whether they’re amateur writers, seasoned professionals, or hate writing altogether.

Sometimes, these new sentences appear entirely by accident. Sometimes, after someone slips the Muses a $5 bill. Don’t believe us? Well then, you’re in for a treat. Today, we’re featuring the r/BrandNewSentence subreddit, a community of nearly 1 million members, entirely dedicated to the sentence “never before written, found in the wild.” It’s a writer’s, reader’s, and language-lover’s dream subreddit.

Bored Panda reached out to Doug Murano to learn about how to write impactful sentences that jump off the page, and what mistakes new writers should avoid making. (Spoiler warning: the idea that less is more definitely still applies.) Doug is a writer, Bram Stoker Award-winning editor, and the founder of Bad Hand Books.

"A teacher of mine once told me words aren't the basic units of meaning—sentences are. So this is an important consideration," he told us. According to Doug, a lot of what makes sentences shine comes down to context and rhythm, not the "particular ingredients" of a sentence. "If you're a writer, that means vary up your sentence lengths and listen to the momentum you're creating. You can lull your reader into a groove with sentences that stretch on, describe setting, investigate a character's state of mind or follow action. Then add a punch at the end with a shorter sentence. It works."

When you’re done upvoting the most unusual and fresh sentences in this list, Bored Panda invites you to read through our first article about r/BrandNewStence. You can find it right over here. And if you can remember the most bizarre sentence you’ve ever written, dear Pandas, we’d love it if you shared it in the comment section.

Writer and editor Doug told Bored Panda that in order to get a reader's attention, a sentence doesn't necessarily have to be bizarre or unusual. However, it all depends on the context.

"Opening lines for stories or essays often benefit from a little twist because they're meant to draw a reader into the world you're creating. Then again, one of the most famous sentences in the English language is 'Jesus wept,' which is short, straightforward, and not bizarre, unusual, or even that descriptive. I'll bang this drum again: if context isn't everything, it's most of it."

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Ur Mouth Can Remember It

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I do is I eat the yummy part, but not all of it, then I eat the yucky part, thennn I eat that last bit of the yummy part is a process

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always the center of a sandwich, where every layer is included and at its thickest. It's the piece that all other pieces were trying to be.

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I met a lovely very tasteful bowl of oatmeal at the Ashland Bakery in the 1980’s. I convinced my friend to drive from Mt. Shasta in California to Ashland Oregon so I could eat another bowl. It was as delicious as I had remembered. So worth it. Now to go back to that cafe in Tiburon, California for stuffed prawns Mediterranean with Swiss chard and rice pilaf!!!

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Jill Bussey
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Save the best bit for last. My brother owes me a walnut that I was saving from my slice of cake. Not forgiven him yet.

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Pecho Muh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the genuine moments you've thought you are the only weirdo about something, but apparently not ❤

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DC
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, not to remember, but I always eat one of the best bits last. Like, a piece of Pizza that has an olive, capote, garlic and chili on it - won't get any better anyway!

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Laura Mende (Human)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to remember it, just to enjoy it. Like if it's a Hamburger, I eat it in circles so that the middle with all the sauce is the last, delicious part I eat.

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New Everywhere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always wanna end on a good note. Not a mouth full of toppings only.

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Barbara Skolly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I started doing it in Kindergarten with my cookie. Anyone who does not clearly needs help

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Rata Robinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its such a pain when you've done that and someone "playfully" steals it off your plate...

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River Daski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother is the opposite way and leaves the worst for last and im like "why would you subject yourself to tasting the icky thing for the rest of the night" but she just Doesnt. Get. It.

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Lola
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! And I don’t eat anything for a while after that so I don’t ruin the taste.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I savor the last bite in the moment when I put it in my mouth. I'd rather enjoy the now than remember the then.

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Maciek Maćkowski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do choose but for other reason.I just don'tt wanna last bite to suck. If it does than I feel dissapointed about whole meal :)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, I save for last bite the food that I prefered in my plate!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Save the best 'til last (and don't drop it in the dirt). I always leave the top layer of the lasagna until last. I also eat the crusts of my bread first.

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Lynn Morello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I specifically arrange my meal so that the last mouthful is one of the tastier bits of food on my plate.

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Duncan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Veggies in order from least liked to most, then chicken.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's always when my husband takes me up on my offer of a bite!

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Bettie-Jean Neal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is exactly why I cut my strawberries in half. We all know some taste better than others. When you find the perfect one, you save that half for the very last.

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Linny H
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. I call that "last bites" I save it for my dogs (I eat accordingly so that last bites are great) and they come running when they hear me say it.

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Mandy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe that I licked my lips after reading this!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like my last bite to be chunky and bigger than previous bites

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jaiden Animations on youtube has a video about some of her parents' weird parenting moments, and she mentions doing this

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A Jones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no, but I remember the whole meal being really guud. :D

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - but if I leave it on my plate to long, my Dad will eat it and say "I thought you didn't want it"

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Doug told Bored Panda that many new writers cannot grasp the idea that they should be writing less and omitting some details. "New writers often believe more is more and, as a result, they'll start doing something I call 'tap-dancing in front of a burning building.' Essentially, this means you're drawing more attention to yourself as a writer than the picture you're trying to create because you lack restraint. Let the reader fill in some of the gaps in their own minds and resist the urge to toss descriptive and figurative language in every sentence."

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Founded back in the summer of 2018, r/BrandNewSentence celebrates the idea that never before seen sentences can pop up at any time, in any place. Whatever you might think of social media, you can’t deny that it’s a goldmine of awesome content if you know where to look. And the members of r/BrandNewSentence definitely know where to look.

Naturally, the subreddit is all about uniqueness, so reposts aren’t allowed. According to the mods, in order for a sentence to qualify for being posted on the sub, it has to “never been said before,” cannot be an idiom, and has to be “humorous or confusingly worded.”

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That'd Be Great

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A Two Pound Meat Potato

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Rebecca Flanagan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! True on every account. I can "hear" my childhood pet guinea pig; is name was Weepa as in the noise he screeched day and night.

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What If I'm That One?

What If I'm That One?

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Katie Lutesinger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was on my way to the pub and I found a street sign that had fallen off its post and thought it would look cool in my window at home, so I stuffed it in my bag with at least half of it poking out and spent the next couple of hours at the pub drinking with this thing sitting next to me on the bench. Just as I was leaving some guy sneaked up behind me and snapped a picture of the girl carrying a huge street sign around in her tiny backpack, and I just KNOW it ended up on Facebook. (I've still got the sign).

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The subreddit’s moderators suggest that people check the uniqueness of a sentence by searching for it on Google (don’t forget the double quotation marks to look for exact quotes) before posting anything.

“If the results produced are many and have various apparition dates, it is most likely that the sentence is brand new. If there are many results, but all on the same day, the sentence is likely new (and therefore qualifies for this sub) but has become popular (which is OK),” they explain.

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Individually Assigned Rodent Friend

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe each rodent has special skills like Ratatouille and is seeking its human so they can work together

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Previously, Bored Panda spoke to Dr. Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, about keeping our English skills sharp and our grammar game up to par. According to her, there are some pitfalls that non-native speakers tend to fall into when learning English.

“For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard—the difference between ‘I read,’ ‘I am reading,’ and ‘I do read’ is nonexistent in many other languages,” Lisa told us. However, native speakers deal with their own linguistic challenges.

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Beer Angel

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When your smashing tiny projectiles around at high speed is a great time to have a beer.

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Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect

Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is supposed to be a thread on weird sentences but this is also REALLY GOOD advice.

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Exclusively By

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In her experience as an editor, as well as a teacher, Lisa noticed that native speakers have a lot of trouble with past passive participles in speech (for example. saying ‘I had went’). When it comes to writing, they find punctuation, homophones (for instance, peek vs. peak), and misplaced modifiers challenging.

“Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes. But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar,” the professor gave advice for anyone wanting to improve.

According to her, if we rely too much on spell-check and autocorrect, we can end up turning off our critical thinking skills. In short, we can forget how to think and write.

“Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely.’”

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Brand New Sentence And I Don’t Think My Mans Took One Breath

Brand New Sentence And I Don’t Think My Mans Took One Breath

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The professor also suggests having someone look over your work in order to find any mistakes that you might have left behind.

“When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc. Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it.”

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Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot

Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A moth flew into my freezer last night when I opened the door, I got him out within 5-8 seconds but he was still and on his back. Put my fingertip gently on his legs and to his body, finger felt cold suddenly, moth woke up and flew away. TLDR: moth tried out cryogenics in my freezer, he was successful 😃

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Hönkhalt

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Poor Syntax Error

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

X Æ A-12 is going to become 2 x X Æ A-6 and thus the custody will be evenly distributed.

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Cleetus Had Been Up For 3 Days Drinking Paint Tinner

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Hp P*ssyjet V5000

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Alicia M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad that the older kids in these extremely large families are burdened with caring for the younger children and a lot of housework b/c the parents can't possibly do it all by themselves. I think this is selfish.

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Lies And December

Lies And December

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that is why he gets an A despite the fact he's spouting bullshit....it's beautiful, poetic bullshit.

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Fax-Sending Samurai

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Robert. E. Lee. Is. An. A*hole. Racist. Send. Him. To. Japan. The reply: Will. Do. Send. Sushi.

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Raptor

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Frenchman's Sock

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I'm pretty sh*t at chess but no one can touch my Frenchman's cumsock game.

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Illegal Occupation Of November

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Imagine Being Abducted By Aliens And They Give You A Gucci Belt

Imagine Being Abducted By Aliens And They Give You A Gucci Belt

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But I don't want to mate with people attracted by Gucci belts!!!!

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Anybody?

Anybody?

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Lower Case T's Started Hurting

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Blaise

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she doesn't like getting shocks, she should skip Lt. Surge. She will end up Brock-en hearted

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"I Guess God Does Hair"

"I Guess God Does Hair"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why was she wearing clothes? That t-shirt is just a big mask for your torso.

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Missed An Opportunity There

Missed An Opportunity There

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Alicia M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine having gonorrhea and diarrhea at the same time. There's absolutely no place in your nether regions that doesn't hurt.

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Wondering When That Point Comes

Wondering When That Point Comes

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The Pomegranate Trials

The Pomegranate Trials

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a person with ADHD, depending on where you're at the pomegranate can be your greatest delight or worst nightmare...you know what I'm talking about...

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Never Heard That One Before. Am I Wrong?

Never Heard That One Before. Am I Wrong?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*ck yeah. Reddit, where posting content is just an excuse to create comments like this. I swear it's 25% the content and 75% the comments for me lol

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I'm Going To Eat Rocks To Find The Good Ones

I'm Going To Eat Rocks To Find The Good Ones

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Owning An Old Home

Owning An Old Home

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, old is good, you just need to go older. Our place was built in the 1700s (possibly earlier, nobody's sure) and we were concerned about the ability of the attic beams to carry the workman's weight when he went up there to install loft insulation. When he came down he told us we had no problem there, they were about a foot square... Old can be gooooood.

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Grape On Endangered Species List

Grape On Endangered Species List

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"They Know So Much About Loafers It Ruined Their Life"

"They Know So Much About Loafers It Ruined Their Life"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, the girlfriend has NO idea. I'm a proud member of 250,000 strong planted aquarium community on reddit mostly discussing different types of algae and micro-dosing. Daily. I don't even own an aquarium anymore.

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Ska In A Nutshell

Ska In A Nutshell

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Halloumi fries, and not many 13 year olds know what Ska is. This whole comment is Madness.

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