Christian Louboutin once remarked that "strangely enough, I think that shoe designs are a communication tool between people." Though some of us don't think twice about what we throw on our feet every day, it might be telling stories about us that only others can see. One retail employee, who goes by the username Ghostify on Imgur, was recently bored at work and decided to draft up a handy guide on what 20 different types of shoes say about those who wear them - and the funny descriptions turned out to be more hilarious than anyone could have prepared for. If you're also bored at work right now, these cool photos and funny texts accompanying them might get you through the rest of your long, tedious day. Scroll down to enjoy the life and times of everyone's favorite footwear, and let us know if any of these profiles match you and your shoes!

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Louiiiise
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3 years ago

I'm dying! My favourite

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Ok Ha-Neul
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3 years ago

I know a simeon this is accurate

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Zori the degu
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3 years ago

Omg, that last sentence is hilarious if you think about her character!

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dreamworld
Community Member
3 years ago

But the golden retriever IS family. All dogs are family to their people. ❤❤❤

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Community Member
3 years ago

and have a small dog call Bubbles, yoga on Fridays

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Sarah Lennie
Community Member
3 years ago

My husband wears a black version of these.; looks like I'll have to keep the ice cream hidden when we become grandparents. He does like a good dad-joke though.

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3 years ago

omg i see her

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Yezid Puerto
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3 years ago

excuse me, what is DDR?

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

This guy is so creative :D I can imagine Lauren SO well!

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Community Member
3 years ago

and makes good chocolate chip cookies :P

wolf._.envy
Community Member
3 years ago

this is my grandma 😶

Aunt Messy
Community Member
3 years ago

If you meet her, run. Run like the wind. She'll never shut up about how superior her life is with all of the running around she does to avoid being alone with her thoughts, frightened that she'll hear the ocean in her head and nothing else. She sincerely believes that no one should EVER just spend time reading a book or painting, so she'll be on the phone morning until night, texting you about her "wonderful" experiences cleaning monkey cages and having sexual fantasies about her pastor.

Grace Barclay
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG....do you know this person? LOL ;-)

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Plus. she likes her feet to feel comfy !

Mousse
Community Member
3 years ago

This sounds like my nana

Amy Ferguson
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah that's totally me... and I only buy clearance!!!!! ;-)

Corinne Wiedemann
Community Member
3 years ago

I'd be friends with her

Jesus Wäre
Community Member
3 years ago

I love you too carol

Jennifer Francis
Community Member
3 years ago

IDK, a 60 year old in wedges?

Craig Ewaskow
Community Member
3 years ago

Hi friends. Its your meal ticket here talking

Bobosteke
Community Member
3 years ago

She sounds very dependable

Anna Brown
Community Member
3 years ago

The shoes are ugly but I can see that being me at 60! 😂

Olivia W
Community Member
3 years ago

this is too accurate

BREAK YOUr perceptions
Community Member
3 years ago

i think more Charo when i see this

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Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

I think I might've met this guy before...

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3 years ago

also got 7 exs i dunno why i think that '-'

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

"likes her steak well done" enough for me to not like Crystal :D

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Kasa Alex
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3 years ago

no way a bully would be the one in crocs

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troufaki13
Community Member
3 years ago

Way too young to be a grandmother!

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Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
3 years ago

...am I samantha?

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BREAK YOUr perceptions
Community Member
3 years ago

dont forget the popped collar polo

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Amanda Ferraz
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3 years ago

Poor woman, married at 8 yo? No wonder she hates the (possible) pedophile...

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't like Brad!

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S Missions
Community Member
3 years ago

Not a chance.. young preteen, female. Tomboyish.

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