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If you've ever heard the phrase, "Life's a beach," you probably wondered what does it actually mean. A seagull swooping in and stealing your wallet? Or maybe that beached whales are some profound allegory for our society? Well, probably neither but it's fun to entertain the possibilities.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a series of the most unexpected things that took place at the seashore and it turns out, these pictures have the answers to the questions above. So if you thought that nothing ever really happens on a beach day, let us prove you wrong. It's not just lazing around and baking in the sunshine. The same water you're washing your troubles away can also spit out a giant squid right in your face. The sad part, though, is that it's not all that exciting. Or romantic. There's always a balding, middle-aged man to photobomb your best shots. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all these funny people around you.

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Her Name Is Argiro And She Likes To Dry Up On This Chair That The Locals Saved For Her

Her Name Is Argiro And She Likes To Dry Up On This Chair That The Locals Saved For Her

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be in Greece. Argyro means 'silvery' in Greek, it's a relatively common name. So sweet. And she is kinda silvery too :)

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What's cool about visiting the beach -- even the same one -- is that they are ever-changing environments so it'll be a little different every time you come back. Within one human lifetime, a shoreline can grow or shrink by tens of feet due to the action of waves, wind, storms, floods and other weather conditions. 

Waves can erode beaches and carry material to other areas, widening shorelines. They can also erode the bases of cliffs until they collapse, changing the coastline overnight. The wind blows sand beyond the waves, forming sand dunes which are eventually colonized by plants. The vegetation slows the wind, preventing it from blowing the sand away and the dunes continue growing larger and larger. There's always something going on.

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My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too

My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too

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And if this leaves you craving for a new adventure, try to look for a beach that has a Blue Flag status. Blue Flag criteria include quality, safety, environmental education and information standards, the provision of services and general environmental management criteria. This means that they are safe, the water quality is great, and there are plenty of things to experience. They are in most countries around the world with a total of 4,154 Blue Flags waving across the globe.

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We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot

We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot

Obviously this happened because Buns' day wasn't confusing enough.

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Wyomudder
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never heard of someone taking their cat to the beach... is this a thing?? It sounds marvelous!

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Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt

Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt

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I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend

I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend

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You Have To Stay 10' Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot

You Have To Stay 10' Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot

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This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin

This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People bash on pigeons all the time, but seagulls are far higher up in the rankings of sky-rats. Right bastards, all of them.

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My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together

My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I am so going to pee in your shoes when i get out of here. FEAR ME! FEAR......MEEEE!"

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Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy

Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah someone needs to check the local sex offenders database...*shudder....

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Yael
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is in Tel Aviv! The guy on the chair was posing for the pic as a joke. It went viral in 2017 and he got a lot of flack for it lol. (It's water, not sprite)

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NanZ
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks for sharing that. I don't have to be creeped out anymore.

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Noel Bovae
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Creepy guy aside..how are there NO Sprite vending machines on the sides there? Talk about a missed opportunity.

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Ugne Tendzegolskyte
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sure you need to pay for shower that's why he is there. To collect money 😊

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Adriana_Slayz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, so who's gonna call the cops for the safety of these women?

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Mairlady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

where the hell are the authorities? I'm sorry but the guy is definitely a creep!

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Bob Beltcher
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he's there for the one dude. Happy pride month!

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Edgar Rops
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably a guard. They all look kind of creepy...

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Chicago Kitty
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh no...I'm pretty sure he's picturing what these ladies would look like in cages, in his basement.

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UndyingBisexual
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, most people take a glance... But jesus god don't make it OBVIOUS

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Sue Donim
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ewww sorrering with aprite ... sticky ... now i gotta find a real showerr. or go swimming first to wash it off.

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First.time.in.Space
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quick. Dig a hole, push him in and fill it with sand and send the attack beach ponys at him!

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Da Goodbois
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if the Sprite thing is filled with Sprite, or just watee

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Nikki D
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gross, get that creep out of there. This is infuriating!

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Clinton Yew
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy staring at bikini girls on beach, no problem. Guy starting at bikini girls washing off the sands, we have a creepy guy here. Dafug logic?

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He's just enjoying the view. Most women say the nude body is natural when they're told why they're showing too much skin. If they don't like it they shouldn't be out there half naked and expecting no one to look. Or maybe he's waiting on his GF or wife...

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys who think like you are a problem. Adults should be able to control base urges instead of indulging them at inappropriate times.

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"yeah, get under that lemon lime soda. I'm just.... watching, yeah not gonna lie. I'm a freak and this is my jam"

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Creative - sure. But still gross - spraying sugarwater all over you and then going out in the hot sun? (shudder)

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Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question "Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Feel Like Fritos?"

Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question "Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Feel Like Fritos?"

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Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach

Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach

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Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning

Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning

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