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If you've ever heard the phrase, "Life's a beach," you probably wondered what does it actually mean. A seagull swooping in and stealing your wallet? Or maybe that beached whales are some profound allegory for our society? Well, probably neither but it's fun to entertain the possibilities.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a series of the most unexpected things that took place at the seashore and it turns out, these pictures have the answers to the questions above. So if you thought that nothing ever really happens on a beach day, let us prove you wrong. It's not just lazing around and baking in the sunshine. The same water you're washing your troubles away can also spit out a giant squid right in your face. The sad part, though, is that it's not all that exciting. Or romantic. There's always a balding, middle-aged man to photobomb your best shots. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all these funny people around you.

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Her Name Is Argiro And She Likes To Dry Up On This Chair That The Locals Saved For Her

Her Name Is Argiro And She Likes To Dry Up On This Chair That The Locals Saved For Her

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be in Greece. Argyro means 'silvery' in Greek, it's a relatively common name. So sweet. And she is kinda silvery too :)

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What's cool about visiting the beach -- even the same one -- is that they are ever-changing environments so it'll be a little different every time you come back. Within one human lifetime, a shoreline can grow or shrink by tens of feet due to the action of waves, wind, storms, floods and other weather conditions. 

Waves can erode beaches and carry material to other areas, widening shorelines. They can also erode the bases of cliffs until they collapse, changing the coastline overnight. The wind blows sand beyond the waves, forming sand dunes which are eventually colonized by plants. The vegetation slows the wind, preventing it from blowing the sand away and the dunes continue growing larger and larger. There's always something going on.

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My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too

My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too

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And if this leaves you craving for a new adventure, try to look for a beach that has a Blue Flag status. Blue Flag criteria include quality, safety, environmental education and information standards, the provision of services and general environmental management criteria. This means that they are safe, the water quality is great, and there are plenty of things to experience. They are in most countries around the world with a total of 4,154 Blue Flags waving across the globe.

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How To Use Sand To Freak People Out

How To Use Sand To Freak People Out

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Dana
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG my friends and I made a girl like this except it was really ugly, and then we put a dead fish in her mouth...

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Xavier Wescott
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

gotta give credit to the people who can sculpt like this. That is really amazing.

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My feelings are stuck between confusion and arousal. Nice body

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Jeremiah Holdaway
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That has got to be one of the most fantastically well-done sand sculptures I've ever seen. Bravo!

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theXliner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For a sec I thought it was real... until I saw the hair...

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Nostalgic Hyena
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine a drunk guy trying to help her, but just having her crumble in his hands.

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Doris S. Anderson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Water Nymph fell asleep and then the Sun came up!!! Excellent Artwork!

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jleitner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The little details, like the shoulder blades and ankle bones, make it super-realistic. That was made by a real *artist* - beautiful work!

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John Montgomery
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see her head in the sand Si. She is resting her arm under her head as a pillow. Her face is looking out over the water. Usually dead is portrayed completely face down. That's not the portrayal here.

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Marian Walls
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is "freaky"...looks like a body washed up on the shore. However, like someone posted...it is "great sculpting though"!

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jevais
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lovely I would like to have such a statue in bronze of this wonderful art piece, but a small version to put on my buffet.

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Elizabeth Scarborough
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just here to see all the males commenting on the sculpting and a*s, was not disappointed. Though just imagine a moment if this was a male form, would there have been bits of seaweed placed all over to imitate the male furry body?

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Sometimes I truly hate my species. Some of them think a depiction of a dead woman created on a beach to frighten people is funny, or artistic, or arousing. Get it right - this is evil. Do better humans.

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Yael
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought she was like a sea nymph sleeping by the waters edge or perhaps a mermaid with legs... Your morbid interpretation definitely reflects your state of mind rather than reality. Chill out, Susan.

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We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot

We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot

Obviously this happened because Buns' day wasn't confusing enough.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never heard of someone taking their cat to the beach... is this a thing?? It sounds marvelous!

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Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt

Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt

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I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend

I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend

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You Have To Stay 10' Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot

You Have To Stay 10' Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot

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This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin

This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People bash on pigeons all the time, but seagulls are far higher up in the rankings of sky-rats. Right bastards, all of them.

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My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together

My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I am so going to pee in your shoes when i get out of here. FEAR ME! FEAR......MEEEE!"

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Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy

Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah someone needs to check the local sex offenders database...*shudder....

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#25

Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question "Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Feel Like Fritos?"

Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question "Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Feel Like Fritos?"

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Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach

Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach

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Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning

Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning

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