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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.

For instance, it's Monday. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.

However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, , and it's sure to be even more unlucky than yours!

Scroll down below for your Monday dose of schadenfreude for yourself, and sure your own funny accidents and worst fails in the comments!

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My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

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So, like these unfortunate souls bestowed with bad luck, you have had a terrible day. What's the best and healthiest way to deal with such a setback? Psychology today has some basic tips on how to calm down, come to terms with your fate and carry on with serene acceptance, avoiding an existential crisis.

Start by setting an intention to be gentle with yourself. "When you're feeling battered around by the winds of luck, you're going to need some self-nurturing. Set an intention that you're going to be kind to yourself while you're waiting for the universe to start dishing out some kindness again."

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He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

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Treat yourself: "A dose of positive emotion will increase your resilience during stressful days. Know yourself well enough that you have a short mental (or written) list of simple things you enjoy that reliably boost your mood."

"As a self-test, try to come up with five things now that reliably boost your mood. They need to be simple and under your control (e.g., "sunny days" isn't going to work since you can't personally create one of those.) If you find this hard, note whatever you can and add to it when something pops into your mind."

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Some examples could include: Getting a kind of food that you like that you don't eat that often, maybe lobster or some fried plantain! A good, tasty meal is always good for the mood... You could also book yourself in for a massage or meditation session on the way home from work, or yes, even a beer. But don't overdo it, because alcohol is never the answer to a problem!

#4

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

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#5

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

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Get something small done that's on your own agenda: "Positive mood comes from a combination of pleasure and a sense of mastery (feeling you're competent and can get things done). These both go out the window on bad days because having a run of bad luck usually feels frustrating, demoralizing, and out of control."

"Find something you can get done that will ensure the day isn't totally unproductive. It's a skill to be able to identify quick mastery tasks that feel achievable no matter what else you have going on. The more you practice, the better you'll get at it."

#6

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

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#7

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

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And finally, learn to recognize the impact of stressful events: "When I worked as a therapist, clients would frequently overlook or underestimate the impact of stressful events and frustrations on their mood."

"It's a lot easier to cope with one isolated incident than it is to cope with a series of blows that come in quick succession. If you're feeling down or overwhelmed, it can help to recognize that many of the causes of your stress are temporary, one-off events, or random incidents of bad luck."

These incidents are all just that, random incidents of bad luck. Life goes on! In the meantime, let's all enjoy a little hilarious schadenfreude at these poor people's expense!

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#9

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

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#10

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

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#11

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

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#14

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job, buddy.

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#15

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

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#16

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That impact test went well! It got hit by a planet and is still in one piece! That's a Job Well Done!

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#17

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

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#19

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was just stupid of the soap company! Lots of people don't open a soap box right away but wait until they've finished the soap they already have.

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#20

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

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#21

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Driver was taken to the hospital as a precaution.

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#24

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

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I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

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#27

I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I just moved in to a new apartment complex and I've been using the new swimming pool and hot tub. I usually come straight from gym, so as a courtesy to others, I shower in this locker room before I use the pool. I keep forgetting to bring a towel so I quickly use one of these towels on the wall. Yesterday, a stranger saw me bathing and here and told me that this is actually a room meant for residents to give baths to their dogs, and that the shower I'm looking for is in a different locker room. As he tried to hold back laughter, he asked me what I thought this blue thing was for. I told him I thought it was for bathing babies. FML.

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#28

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

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A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

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#30

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

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#31

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

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#32

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

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#33

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

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#34

Life Must Be Hard For Him

Life Must Be Hard For Him

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#35

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

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#36

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

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AJu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well maybe the light does not have to be on all the time. Would solve the problem. Just sayin

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I'm A Lazy Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could be a motion sensor though. The controls to deactivate it would probably be inside, so it'd be a catch-22.

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Stephanie Roberts
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have these bugs every year in the summer in 2 separate cycles. The small ones come in May and the larger versions come in June to July. They cover EVERYTHING. I live near Lake Erie. The worse part is driving over them because they only have a lifespan of 24 hours. It sound like you are driving over Rice Krispies

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Judith Wilson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I discovered them in Minnesota. We were at a lake, planning to sleep in the van and get an early start in the morning. In minutes, the van was filled with these buggers. We took off in a flash, opened all the windows and they were sucked out. Massive mosquitos?

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Zelda Blue
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would just abandon my stuff and find a new place to live.

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Wyndmere
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Time to sleep in your car, buddy. You might want to keep an extra pillow and blanket in the trunk until the swam season ends.

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M O'Connell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody needs a yellow or red light bulb to keep that gathering down to a minimum.

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Living_Shadow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would've left to a friends house or something like NO WAY IN HELL I'D GO THROUGH THAT

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Tim Huvane
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get the gasoline hose and spray that m**o and throw a lighter into the firey abyss!!!

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Kat833
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parent: "You know what kids? Lets go on a fun little camping trip with no suplies. It'll be like the olden days." Kid: "Like when you were growing up , Momma?"

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope those are just moths. Although that in itself would be bad enough. Question for any legitimate experts: Except for a big zapper, how else would you keep this from happening while still staying safe? I mean, I sure don’t want to be trying to unlock my door in pitch black darkness, but I wouldn’t want to have to fight off a million bugs—-who would then swarm into my house—-either. And maybe the other entrance isn’t lighted, so that might not be an option.

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Richard Portman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They don't look that badass. They look like a swarm of insects. Probably there is water nearby. They look like mayflies.

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Susann Campbell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any one have a vacuum I can borrow for just a bit , oh and an extra long cord?

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Bettye McKee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone needs to check out yellow light bulbs and/or invest in a big zapper!

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MPaula Whelan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fish flies! I could not believe that they just showed up overnight. Freaked me out!

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Steve Cruz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yellow light bulbs are made just for this issue: bugs can't see them.

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Larry Helms
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say we take off... and Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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Laurie Goff
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would if gotten a hotel room. Then burned it with fire in the morning.

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Sheila Weila
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't appear to be the light they are attracted to, as there is a greater concentration of insects near the floor where it is darker.

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Sheila Weila
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you open the door, then some will go inside. Then you'll want to leave anyway, so just come back when they are gone.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's when you allow someone else to go in first > and then rush in after them.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOPE. I'd be tempted to break a window, but if there was a hose near by and I still had my wits about me after that shock to the system, I would have blasted the hoard away. I could not have gone through that in that state. I might even have just gone to a motel for the night. badger-nop...858372.gif badger-nope-nope-5d36304858372.gif

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keep a can of Lysol handy. It's main ingredient is Ammonia. When you spray it around the bugs and the door..they will leave and won't come back until it dries giving you a chance to get in.

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Gabby
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would havw taken a trip to get some Raid before attempting to go anywhere near that door lol

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My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

don't be ashamed by getting emotional, no need to hide behind a bubble-accident

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#38

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

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#39

My Roof Caved In Last Night

My Roof Caved In Last Night

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Step away slowly, close the door and pretend it didn’t happen.

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#40

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

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#42

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

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#43

Damn

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually a memo is issued if there are road repairs happening to the neighborhood. He must have not read it or ignored it.

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#44

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

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Instagram vs. Reality

Instagram vs. Reality

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