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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.

For example, you're not having a good time of things. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.

However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, and it's sure to be worse than yours. Does that make things better? Yes. Should it really? Probably not. But somehow it does, so who are we to argue?

Scroll down below for your daily dose of schadenfreude, whether you need it or not, and feel free to tell us about your own funny accidents in the comments!

#1

This Amazon Review Though

This Amazon Review Though

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Today I Learned That I Sleepwalk

Today I Learned That I Sleepwalk

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#5

Two Brothers Won The Lottery On The Same Day

Two Brothers Won The Lottery On The Same Day

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#7

Probably The Greatest Picture Of Myself That’s Ever Been Taken

Probably The Greatest Picture Of Myself That’s Ever Been Taken

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#8

Just Married Couple In Front Of Their Burning Car

Just Married Couple In Front Of Their Burning Car

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Toujin C'Thlu
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they're okay, and seem to have good sense of humor about the whole thing. It'll make an interesting story to tell the kids years later.(if they choose to have any)

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#11

Sucks To Be You, Tom

Sucks To Be You, Tom

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#12

Spent $11.75 Growing Tomatoes This Year. Here's My Whole Harvest

Spent $11.75 Growing Tomatoes This Year. Here's My Whole Harvest

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#13

Scene Outside My Apartment Today

Scene Outside My Apartment Today

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#14

This Girl Was Bleaching Her Hair And Put A Plastic Bag From Walmart Over It To Help The Heat Stay In And It Printed The Ink Onto Her Hair

This Girl Was Bleaching Her Hair And Put A Plastic Bag From Walmart Over It To Help The Heat Stay In And It Printed The Ink Onto Her Hair

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#17

I Give Up

I Give Up

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#18

Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

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#19

So I Started Work As A Beekeeper Last Week

So I Started Work As A Beekeeper Last Week

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#23

Someone At Porsche Is Getting Fired Today

Someone At Porsche Is Getting Fired Today

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#26

Jonah Hill Dropping His Coffee

Jonah Hill Dropping His Coffee

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#28

Still Better Than a DUI

Still Better Than a DUI

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SAF saf
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy lucked out! happened to me and the cop gave me 10 mins before they towed it.

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#29

The Moment You Realize You Used The Wrong Spray

The Moment You Realize You Used The Wrong Spray

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And realised you now have a perfect reason to turn the boring lawn into an amazing flowerbed.

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#31

Got A New Printer. The Old One Didn’t Go Out Without A Fight

Got A New Printer. The Old One Didn’t Go Out Without A Fight

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#32

Apparently The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door

Apparently The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door

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#33

Picked My Car Up From The Mechanic Yesterday After Having A Bunch Of Things Replaced Totalling $2100 Just To Have Burst Into Flames On Me This Morning. I'm Too Poor For This S**t

Picked My Car Up From The Mechanic Yesterday After Having A Bunch Of Things Replaced Totalling $2100 Just To Have Burst Into Flames On Me This Morning. I'm Too Poor For This S**t

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DemPugs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember reading the original Reddit post a few months ago, he posted an update saying he was suing the mechanic or something

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#34

Looks Like I’m Not Getting My Bluetooth Earbuds Back For A While

Looks Like I’m Not Getting My Bluetooth Earbuds Back For A While

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#35

Imagine Getting Your Name Excluded Like This In A Movie Credit Scene

Imagine Getting Your Name Excluded Like This In A Movie Credit Scene

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4 years ago

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Chinese Man Chops Off His Own Finger After A Snake Bite ‘To Save My Own Life’, But Doctors Say It Was Totally Unnecessary

Chinese Man Chops Off His Own Finger After A Snake Bite ‘To Save My Own Life’, But Doctors Say It Was Totally Unnecessary

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ElectroPhoenix
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Follow medical advice before cutting off your own body parts, kids

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The Cappy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While you're being smug, you might want to reflect on the fact that if it *had* been necessary, waiting for medical advice would have resulted in your death. And then you'd be writing how the guy shouldn't have waited.

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SavySausageDog
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been bitten by all sorts of snakes.....never have I ever had to chop my finger off. The worst bite I've had is a sweet Savu python who gripped on to my arm for a good 15 minutes before she decided to let go. I know this isn't as bad as what some people have experienced but from what I've seen these people dont have the sudden urge to chop off their finger just because theres a snake on the other end of their finger

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Christy Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a badass, a stupid overreaction, but a badass nonetheless.

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Isaac B
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You live in a country with a host of venomous snakes, you don't take chances. I really hope he wasn't a professional musician.

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tuzdayschild
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better safe than sorry. Guess that doesn't really apply here, does it?

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was afraid he was going to turn into a snake... Phew, close call.

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backatya
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he was in the Japanese mafia. That's what they do to whoever betrays them

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Roxy Eastland
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neither amputation nor torniquet will help in this situation (or sucking the poison out the wound, as in good old fashioned cowboy films). Within 20 seconds the blood that was at the site has travelled all the way around the body. Even quicker than that if we account for the effect of adrenaline.

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BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An open wound like that could possibly pick up infection. Perhaps they were able to reattach it?

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Ocelotty1
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's his mouse finger as well - that'll make gaming a challenge (assuming he PC games)

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The Cappy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More likely he confused snake venom for snake venom. And, not being an expert on the matter, decided it wasn't worth the gamble.

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#39

Home Alone Cleaning The Roof And Gutters When I Heard A Loud Bang

Home Alone Cleaning The Roof And Gutters When I Heard A Loud Bang

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A Statue Of Jesus In India Mysteriously Began Dripping Water From Its Toes. Worshippers Started Collecting It And Drinking It Believing It Was Holy. The Source Of The Water Was Later Found To Be Clogged Pipes

A Statue Of Jesus In India Mysteriously Began Dripping Water From Its Toes. Worshippers Started Collecting It And Drinking It Believing It Was Holy. The Source Of The Water Was Later Found To Be Clogged Pipes

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