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35 Of The Funniest Babysitting Stories That These People Just Had To Share Online
If there was a new reality show, it would surely be about babysitting. The journey starts before it begins: stressed-out parents are looking for a perfect nanny for their kid, not being able to trust anyone and making things even harder than they should be.
After finally finding the right one, things can turn sour every time, proving they didn’t win in the nanny lottery. But the lucky ones who find a good one have it forever. A babysitter becomes part of the family, accompanying them into adulthood when all there remains from childhood is an entangled blob of mostly good memories.
Every parent has a story about their babysitter and every babysitter has at least one in return. Or rather, thousands. Today, we take a look at some of the most entertaining, funny, wholesome, and sometimes sour babysitting experiences people will likely never forget.
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With so many nannies starting to babysit kids as early as high school and university, it’s no wonder that some parents may initially feel reluctant to trust them. And while getting to know your babysitter takes time, if you’re lucky, they will become part of your family you’d never want to part with.
So we reached out to Carly Glendinning, the editor of Absolutely Mama magazine, who shared some useful advice on finding a perfect babysitter/nanny for your child. “Whilst experience and good references are important, finding someone who you and your child get along with is my number one piece of advice,” she said.
Yup. Same thing happened to me in a creepy little cabin on Cape Cod. My mom was furious. Didn’t get the $50 trouble bonus tho.
According to Carly, it’s important to “make sure you spend time with them before you enter into an agreement, and watch how they interact and play with your little one. You’re likely to know instinctively if they are the right fit for your family.”
When it comes to a perfect babysitter, there are a handful of traits parents may want to be looking for in them. Carly said that someone who is reliable and you can trust is so important. “Energy and enthusiasm are also key. Creativity goes a long way when you are working with little ones, so find out about what kind of activities and play they will organize. A good sitter will be authoritative as well as being attentive and kind.”
“Trust is built up over time,” Carly said and added that “it’s always good to do your research – checking out references and speaking to a babysitter or nanny’s previous employer(s). Using a reputable agency is also important.”
The editor of Absolutely Mama also reminds parents to “make sure you discuss any rules or guidelines fully before you start working together to ensure everyone is on the same page.” She added that finally, parents just have to trust their gut, and if your little ones are old enough, ask them!
I have a sibling, and thankfully if our parents went out we would just watch tv and eat dinner till our parents got home. Only thing is that once my brother made the tv volume at 50, and I have very sensitive hearing, so after I told him he was the biggest a*****e ever and he said to “dEaL wiTh iT” so I told him to deal with this and strangle- punched him. End of story
"I didn't realize what my sister meant when she warned me that my niece is a "climber." After babysitting her and turning my back for a few minutes, now I know"
Family story has it that my mom couldn't find my older sister when she was about two. She was looking in the kitchen when she heard a giggle and looked up. My sister had climbed to the top of the refrigerator! My mother never did figure out how she managed it.
When I was a nanny the 7 year old boy asked me what are those I have there, pointing to my boobs. I told her older girls have those, it's just how we're made. He told me that's not ture, his mom doesn't have them and she's a girl. It was very hard not to laugh. Indeed the women in his family were all slender, on the flat side, and dressed very modestly so with baggy tops a 7 year old didn't notice there was anything going on around their chest.
Im a mom of 3-in no way is this acceptable behavior from children. I know you’re joking but if my children did this to anyone there’d be some serious soul searching on all of our parts. Not acceptable my friend.
I mainly feel bad for the kid, as someone who has night terrors while younger the only way I could get through them is basically using my parents as an anchor to help end them. Being without your parents in a time like that would be torture.
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Night Terrors: Episodes of screaming, intense fear, and flailing while still asleep, often paired with sleepwalking.
My husband still haves them. The worst part was that he didn't believe me for years that he sometimes freaked out at night. One time it was so bad, he grabbed me and didn't want to let go (he dreamt about an accident). Doctor's were no help, either (told him to use benzodiazepines; we refused - I doubt I could wake him up then as it was hard enough without any pills). The solution: Smartwatch with sleep tracker and self-programmed app. If his pulse rises, the smartwatch vibrates and wakes him up - not quite, but enough to interrupt him and start the sleep phase over again. To all parents with children experiencing night terrors: f*cking get it checked, get involved and be sensitive to your child! If it manifests itself, it will be a big issue as an adult.
He is so lucky to have you to help him! Glad you both found a solution.
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That would be terrifying. I know my 5yo boy has night terrors and it still freaks me out every time it happens.
A sweet five-year-old I was watching woke up crying pitifully for her mommy. I simply told her I was waiting, too, and would make sure mom came in and saw her when she got home. This calmed the child down as I sat next to the bed until she was asleep. I was pleased the drama was brief. A child's tears can sure seem desperate! Mom was fine.
I use to have night terrors at around 3 years old it was so scary and freaky for my parents to hear hear me screaming and crying 😬 And the only way to get out of them was having my parents there which was a pain for them 😕
My son had night terrors; they are scary as heck until you understand what they are and there's absolutely nothing that will stop them.
Quick question: what ARE night terrors? I've always thought they were a synonym for nightmares
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I had night terrors throughout my childhood, along with other trauma and it was so bad that my brain has blocked it all out. A good portion of my childhood is a big blur but I have stories from my mother of me sleep walking, jerking around and screaming bloody murder while I slept at night. I feel so bad for what she had to go through raising me. I was a handful I know, being on the spectrum, and she couldn’t even get a break at night. And I don’t even remember half of it
Kiddie Slickers. Starring Dr. Heidi Hughes, Billy Crystal, Marv from Home Alone, and 4 little boys.
"My cousin babysits a child who is not very fond of her. She found this letter in his room, he left it on his desk. (Her name is Valerie)"
The kids do not have the same perception over these things as the adults, so I think it is too much to call him psychopath. When I am thinking that in so many children tales the "bad" guy was decapitated or killed in other weird manner and the "good" guy lived happy ever after and it looked perfectly normal for me as a kid, but not so normal with my adult mind.
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I baby sat a 13 year old and let him watch terminator 2, the thing that horrified him the most in the whole film was the terminator looking through the phone book for sarah connors address... he literally could not believe that we used to have books that contained peoples addresses that were just open to the public
I don't know why I love this comment but I do. Aaah prehistoric phone books
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Back in the day, I was babysitting twins. Brandon threw up on Bradley causing Bradley to throw up on Brandon. Then all three of us cried. After that, I got a job at a store.
My first experience babysitting the kid (2 year old boy) managed to fall and nearly land in the pool, the parents definitely should have had the pool covered. That same kid also snuck away from me and I found him trying to flush a bottle down the toilet. He also threw blocks at my head and laughed at me for showing pain. Definitely needed some boundaries set by his parents.
I was 19 when I was asked to babysit a 9 year old, whose mom was a friend of my aunt's. When I asked the mom about the house rules she said "no Coke after six and make sure her homework is done", then had the audacity to complain at my aunt that I hadn't had the girl do her after school chores, cleaning her room and sweeping the kitchen. My aunt went off on her because the lady said that I should have known the kid would have chores.
When was I was 13 I babysat for a four year old. The mother was married but he was deployed. She was going to go out with girlfriends. She came home with another man , paid me and I left. Didn’t accept to babysit after that.
I was a nanny for these 2 kids for a couple years and one day I taught them how to play pretend. They had never heard of such a thing and were immediately excited. The 10 year old was really into history so he decided "we're playing World War 2, you can be Germany because they lose." So we set up "trenches" in the hallway with couch cushions and used stuffed toys as bombs. Their mother came home in the middle of this and the kid goes "look mom, we're playing World War 2, she's Germany!" They were Jewish.
Oh that is cringe. I'm cringing for you. Innocent enough for you, but so cringe.
Load More Replies... My son once babysat his young cousins. He called me in a panic because one of the kids was vomiting. Parents returned home while I was there and I explained the situation. Then my son said, "He never would have thrown up if I had some duct tape." Strangely, they never asked him to babysit again!
I've babysat for one family quite a bit- three kids (3 56 and 9 i think), and they are angels, i had trouble maybe once, and their parents are amazing. my favorite family to babysit, i would do it anytime, even without pay
Such a crazy baby sitting story, but definitely the best of all the ones here! I'm so glad you shared 😂
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You're joking, right? You don't babysit your own child, dude.
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I baby sat a 13 year old and let him watch terminator 2, the thing that horrified him the most in the whole film was the terminator looking through the phone book for sarah connors address... he literally could not believe that we used to have books that contained peoples addresses that were just open to the public
I don't know why I love this comment but I do. Aaah prehistoric phone books
Load More Replies... Back in the day, I was babysitting twins. Brandon threw up on Bradley causing Bradley to throw up on Brandon. Then all three of us cried. After that, I got a job at a store.
My first experience babysitting the kid (2 year old boy) managed to fall and nearly land in the pool, the parents definitely should have had the pool covered. That same kid also snuck away from me and I found him trying to flush a bottle down the toilet. He also threw blocks at my head and laughed at me for showing pain. Definitely needed some boundaries set by his parents.
I was 19 when I was asked to babysit a 9 year old, whose mom was a friend of my aunt's. When I asked the mom about the house rules she said "no Coke after six and make sure her homework is done", then had the audacity to complain at my aunt that I hadn't had the girl do her after school chores, cleaning her room and sweeping the kitchen. My aunt went off on her because the lady said that I should have known the kid would have chores.
When was I was 13 I babysat for a four year old. The mother was married but he was deployed. She was going to go out with girlfriends. She came home with another man , paid me and I left. Didn’t accept to babysit after that.
I was a nanny for these 2 kids for a couple years and one day I taught them how to play pretend. They had never heard of such a thing and were immediately excited. The 10 year old was really into history so he decided "we're playing World War 2, you can be Germany because they lose." So we set up "trenches" in the hallway with couch cushions and used stuffed toys as bombs. Their mother came home in the middle of this and the kid goes "look mom, we're playing World War 2, she's Germany!" They were Jewish.
Oh that is cringe. I'm cringing for you. Innocent enough for you, but so cringe.
Load More Replies... My son once babysat his young cousins. He called me in a panic because one of the kids was vomiting. Parents returned home while I was there and I explained the situation. Then my son said, "He never would have thrown up if I had some duct tape." Strangely, they never asked him to babysit again!
I've babysat for one family quite a bit- three kids (3 56 and 9 i think), and they are angels, i had trouble maybe once, and their parents are amazing. my favorite family to babysit, i would do it anytime, even without pay
Such a crazy baby sitting story, but definitely the best of all the ones here! I'm so glad you shared 😂
Load More Replies... You're joking, right? You don't babysit your own child, dude.
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