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Think of all the cringeworthy things we do. Like realizing you were walking the wrong way and having to do a complete 180 on the street. Or assuming your coursemate asked for your number because they thought you were cute and gently telling them that you're seeing someone only to understand they just wanted to work on your group project. What about waving to someone who's definitely waving to a person behind you? That's a classic.

Now multiply the embarrassment these actions have caused you by approximately 1,325 and you'll know what to expect from r/Cringetopia. As you may have learned from our previous publications on this subreddit here, here, and here, it's the place to go to when you want to confuse and disturb your mind. Which, I guess, everyone has to do every once in a while to keep themselves in check—if you find that the content below doesn't bother you at all, please contact your shrink.

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This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not like the teens understand the normal language... /sarcasm

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People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Srsly, noir was an indicator of foreign language which should’ve been picked out by others

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But I Have 11k Followers!

But I Have 11k Followers!

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How Does This Even Happen

How Does This Even Happen

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I Can Do It But You Can’t

I Can Do It But You Can’t

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Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

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Twitter User Discovers Empathy

Twitter User Discovers Empathy

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Sheesh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You all know these deeeeep sighs dogs sometimes make that sound like the weight of the whole world lay on their shoulders? I think that would be appropriate here.

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What

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The blood is strawberry Ribena, don't tell the vampire though.

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Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare he live his life for himself 😡 how selfish, what about meeeeeee

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Seems Legit

Seems Legit

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KJ
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally happened just like this kid said, honest. Shame they had a stroke towards the end of the paragraph.

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Logic Not Found

Logic Not Found

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm feeling reminded of this ultra-manly lumberjack-style dude, massive body, massive beard, wearing flanel shirts - and ordering his appletini "EXTRA FRUITY" because he doesn't give a fúck. Can I send these two on a blind date, please? That'd be fun.

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#20

Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

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The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

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Trying To Find Logic

Trying To Find Logic

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2020s: If it wasn't staged for Instagram it did not properly happen.

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Quora Moment

Quora Moment

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What The [hell]?

What The [hell]?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They all say that, don't they? Mediums who are ripping people off money and giving families false hope, always say that there's forest, body of water or road close by, like that's too vague and you can't really find anywhere without at least one of those things.

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Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those beauties wouldn't date Keem either. They look waaaay too nice and intelligent. They know an assh0le when they see one.

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What The...

What The...

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor person hasn't figured out why everyone is always standing upwind of them.

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#31

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please people... never do anything stupid like this, it's not funny.

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Nice Guy Moment

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol .My shy nice guy turned out to be abusive because he used to feel insecure.

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My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

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#35

My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

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Big Yikes

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Live achievement for a lot of single men from now on: grow over 30 so this weirdo leaves them be.

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I can imagine many bucket lists being updated. "Age so I can filter out some of the crazies"

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François Carré
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I'm pretty comfortable with the idea of being a red flag to this kind of person.

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Alicia Miller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I married my husband at age 38. He had no kids. He's the kindest, most loving and supportive man I know. Don't listen to this garbage.

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Auntriarch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine was 36. 30 years later I wouldn't change a bloody thing. He just gets better

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a red flag now? What are we supposed to do now? Hide from society? F*****g hell.

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh oh you have lost your chance to be with that lovely, non judgemental woman. You must be so devestated to be a father, missing out on her and having children who love you. My condolences dude 😁

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ForgotMyPWSendHelp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right? Being single and childfree over 30 tells me a person has been very careful about their relationship and childbearing choices. Not that everyone else on a different path isn't careful, but I would never think that was a red flag lol.

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Zedrapazia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So she prefers to date married men with a family ...?

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Stephanie Raymond
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was once a song with lyrics that went "I will be your mistress. You can keep your wife, because you see I'm all good with this back up plan"

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von Funnyname
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but... what happens if we say that the other way around though? "A single woman over 30 is a BIG RED FLAG! Especially with NO KIDS". Does that stick the landing, OP, or is that just infuriating instead?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She probably has 45 kids from 46 different dudes so she wouldn’t care if someone said that.

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Purbasha Banai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when the same 30 year old is a good looking 6 digit income earner, women like these will be fawing for those same "red-flags". I honestly don't understand these bs posters.

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Analyn Lahr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally, over 30, single and no kids is a GREEN flag for me.

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stacey knutson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, I was so utterly disapointed that the man I was going to marry had never been married before or had any kids. Actually, I was hoping he had never been married but had a s**t ton of kids with a s**t ton of different women. Now that's a party!

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Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, maybe he can’t have kids, or hasn’t met the right person yet, or he just doesn’t have the paternal urge, or maybe his life or work just doesn’t have a place for children in it. Besides, men don’t have biological clocks that wind down in their thirties. Barring any unforeseen accidents, illnesses, or other conditions, men can potentially have—-or at least contribute their half of the conception of—-kids right up to the day they die. So a man of 30 has plenty of time.

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ToGo
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a 29 year old single woman, that's exactly my type.

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Viviane
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's going to be a switch from the usual BS. A 31-year-old man has to lie and tell his date "I'm married and I have several children."

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Tom Bolton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can everything else change too? I'd love to say "I have an aging, moderately priced sedan and crippling debt." like it's some kind of flex!

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Honey Slime
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's over 30, had 4 kids all from different men.... Don't know why she's pointing fingers.

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Brian bell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True! Much better to date SINGLE men under 30 that have numerous children! Sensible...

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Terri Robinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

met my husband @ 44, no kids, never married, we're both 57 now & have been married 13 years; happiness, no kids, can just take off on vacation whenever; no paying babysitters - great life.

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AnnaBanana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess that depends on the age of whom they're planning to date. 66 year old dating a 50 year old? No issue. 66 year old dating a 20 year old? I have some problems with that.

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PADNA
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH a woman/man with at least 1 kid before 23 is a red flag to me so bright i get blinded

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Signe Manat Hansen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can send them my way, I only date single men over 30 with no kids

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Thomas Turnbull
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was 38 before I married and I had no red flags. So what’s it feel like to be a 100% wrong.

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Stephanie Raymond
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not everyone wants kids. Reproductive responsibility is NOT a red flag

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Thomas Turnbull
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi very small Yikes I married at 45 for the first time and have no red flags and two kids.

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LSR
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The red flag is for the male, because the c**t is looking for a provider who will take care of DeShawn's failed condom experiences.

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Amaranthim Talon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe said guy is choosy about who he chooses to procreate with... Obviously this one would be low on that list

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Droopsnoot
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets? (Damn, stupid meme)

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Kelly Hartle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband was 40 when we got married with no kids. He makes jewelry, sends flowers, and loves to cook. I wouldn't trade him for anything.

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Karen Lyon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have nine nephews, including the my siblings' step kids. Four of my nephews are married, but not a single one got married before they turned 30. They are all amazing men, regardless of their marital/parental status. I couldn't be more proud of each and every one of them. This woman is clueless, to put it mildly.

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Ted Kuhnline
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the actual red flag is that she seems to be looking for married/taken guys with kids.

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Meif’wa Fan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I wonder why he has no kids? Maybe it's because he's single idk

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Gini Sarver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this was the dream guy i was searching for and it took quite a bit of time but I found him when we were talking to get to know one another, I casual asked if he had any kids, he told me yes, told him straight up “this is NOT gonna work” 😆 he quickly corrected himself, they were an exes kids, whom he he never adopted ((he also had never married their mother))

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Eb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A single man over 30 with no kids and a job can probably take his pick.

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Brian Stanton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a date walk over this. She said youe either a liar or crazy, and not staying to find out. Tf? She was all into prior to my age. Only time its been explicitly said

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DarkAngelNic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F**k that, give me their numbers! I f*****g hate crotch goblins.

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Superninjatiger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My partner was 30 when we met and he had never had a relationship before, he is the kindest and most loving person I have ever met. I have been in shitty relationships before and I know that I have found the one for me. Also, he doesnt want kids and neither do I so its perfect!

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Bobbie Meyers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want a skank like this raising your kids...good luck with that. Your ex is getting full custody.

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Nicole Tomme
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your attitude is a big red flag. No mature, self respecting man in his 30's would be interested anyway.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, I've met my husband when he was 32, the most wonderful man, husband and father. Men mature later and think about family later, what's wrong with that, twat?

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RJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

those men may have dodged a bullet with this one.

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who does she think she is? What are her justifications? Why would her advice be legitimate?

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Johnny
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But a single man over 30 with 5 kids from 4 different women, now he's a catch!

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Christopher Brenna
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most American men are not married by the age of 30. Wait...a single man with no kids is pretty normal?

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Truth Speakin'
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW....blows my mind some folk think like this...wtf happened to people?? I know...long ass list

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Lilith the Demon Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

uhm... I'm confused... does she want to date a married/taken man with kids...? or why does it concern her?

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Lola
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Says the woman with fake hair and eyelashes. I would be honored if I were a man and didn’t fall into her category.

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Wondering Alice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Confused here, does she want to date a married man with children instead?

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stacey knutson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband was 34 and I 29 when we got married. Husband was never married or had kids and the same with me. I also told him I never wanted kids and if that was a deal breaker to let me know now. He was fine with it.

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Octavi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a mean woman is A BIG RED FLAG ESPECIALLY WITH NO FRIENDS

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Bexxxxx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha my dream guy is a single man over 30 with no kids.

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Stephanie Cunningham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, alternatively, a man who was insightful enough to realize when a relationship wasn't working and get out before it led to marriage.

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Lauren Swanger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not necessarily. I married a 32 yo, never married, no kids “nerd.” Best guy ever! We’ve been married 30 yrs now.

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ZAPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No kids over 30, so she doesn't like men who are responsible and not in vast amounts of debt? ok.

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Kimi Tomminello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🙄 a single woman looking for a man judging single men that may or may not be looking for a woman/ children? That's your red flag.

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Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain what's happening here? I mean, it appears to be a VR wedding. That in and of itself is rather sad. But what is she handing him? Why does it look like a díldo hidden in a flower bouquet? Is it ice cream? Is that some wedding tradition I have never heard about?

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Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having no food to eat in the first place seems much more upsetting.

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Why Tho?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So? Let people eat their nasty food. Nobody says anything about the sick shít some of the people judging eat. You’re not cool for having an opinion about steak.

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