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Think of all the cringeworthy things we do. Like realizing you were walking the wrong way and having to do a complete 180 on the street. Or assuming your coursemate asked for your number because they thought you were cute and gently telling them that you're seeing someone only to understand they just wanted to work on your group project. What about waving to someone who's definitely waving to a person behind you? That's a classic.

Now multiply the embarrassment these actions have caused you by approximately 1,325 and you'll know what to expect from r/Cringetopia. As you may have learned from our previous publications on this subreddit here, here, and here, it's the place to go to when you want to confuse and disturb your mind. Which, I guess, everyone has to do every once in a while to keep themselves in check—if you find that the content below doesn't bother you at all, please contact your shrink.

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This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not like the teens understand the normal language... /sarcasm

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People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Srsly, noir was an indicator of foreign language which should’ve been picked out by others

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But I Have 11k Followers!

But I Have 11k Followers!

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How Does This Even Happen

How Does This Even Happen

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I Can Do It But You Can’t

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Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

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Twitter User Discovers Empathy

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Sheesh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You all know these deeeeep sighs dogs sometimes make that sound like the weight of the whole world lay on their shoulders? I think that would be appropriate here.

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What

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The blood is strawberry Ribena, don't tell the vampire though.

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Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare he live his life for himself 😡 how selfish, what about meeeeeee

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Seems Legit

Seems Legit

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KJ
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally happened just like this kid said, honest. Shame they had a stroke towards the end of the paragraph.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm feeling reminded of this ultra-manly lumberjack-style dude, massive body, massive beard, wearing flanel shirts - and ordering his appletini "EXTRA FRUITY" because he doesn't give a fúck. Can I send these two on a blind date, please? That'd be fun.

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Rebekah Krause
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so gross. Just all the internalization of misogyny, toxic masculinity, patriarchy. So messed up

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Tom Bolton
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, it's just a reminder that small minded cr** can come from anyone, for any reason, not matter how contrived.

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Hans
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course she is wrong. Real men would instantly leave the restaurant if offered something sweet. In fact, they would only accept raw meat from animals that were bare-handedly wrestled to death, and drink either pure spirit or the blood of their vanished enemies.

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Auntriarch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband eats his pudding with his left arm around the dish, in case anyone tried to pinch some.

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HorrorEyeArcade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i hate people like this. f**k yourself and your stupid gender roles

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François Carré
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You sound like a walking red flag to me, madam. I'll keep my distance.

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Gogubaci
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well excuse me, I'm just going to be here enjoying my tiramisu all girly and s***t. oh and you're not getting any.

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RandomX123
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather be a huge red flag than have someone tell me not to have desserts

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L. Murphy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, look at this twinkie's pic. It says I am a silly, shallow twat.

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May
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of the men I know, eat more food per sitting, than I do. I think that's pretty common. So how does it make sense that a woman should eat three courses, but a man only get to eat one?

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Vorknkx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People telling me what I can and can't do on a date - that's an even bigger red flag for me.

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You get between my hubby and his cheesecake at your own peril. Often, he gets dessert and I don't. So there!

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ZAPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

speaking as an official man™ with an official mancard™ this is utter BS. I am in fact quite happy to ONLY order desert AND sweet cocktails AND ice cream at a restaurant and NOT have anything with meat in it. So there.

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Queenie-Poo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But...what is it a red flag for exactly? Ordering *for* you on a first date and early in a relationship is a red flag for controlling behavior, but I'm confused why she thinks just ordering dessert for himself is a problem 🤔

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Lola
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She looks like she eats, appetizer, meal, dessert and the men.

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See now this is dumb as f**k. You know the reverse misogyny post that didn't pan out well? It's fighting back against this s**t too! Let them eat cake 😉

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a woman thinks she can decide what you are allowed to eat on a date, that's an even more redder flag.

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because the world doesn't have enough problems, so let's gender food choices.

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Lara Verne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because real men can't eat things that taste good, it's unacceptable!

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Orange is aging
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you actually insane? You think I don’t want appetizers? YOU THINK I DONT WANT DESSERT? With the sheer amount of love I have for appetizers and desserts, I want to cry

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Bex
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gross. Your internalized misogyny is showing, dear.

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DarkAngelNic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh for f**k sakes, since when are meals genderized. What if someone doesn't belong to either gender Lyssa? Do they just starve or do they get all the food? Stop revolving your life around this made up bullshit.

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Erik Granqvist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would be a short date. And yes, I trained as a lumberjack when i was younger.

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Jason Williams
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like poaching food from your date's plate is way more of a girl move than ordering your own appetizer and dessert.

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Jacob Nunez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s more stupid by the amount of likes she received for that one

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Cass Malone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What men aren't allowed to eat more than just their meal? Tbh most women don't eat their full meal while the man finishes his plate 9/10. (This is from a server perspective) how can you think a man isn't gonna still be hungry? Her post is a red flag 🚩

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Katie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So now some women have problems with men ordering dessert and appetizers...? I'm losing hope for humanity :|

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Snorkeldorf
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh geez... Went on a blind date set up by my friend. The guy asked me what I was gonna order. They had some reasonably-priced specials so I told him what I selected. He said "NO! That's what I was going to order. Pick something else so we can taste each other's food". OK, he was nice enough to pay for it so I did. Only time I went out with him though.

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Sarcastic Cow
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if a man never eats your dessert, that's why you have such a big ass.

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Janet L
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14 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’re going to miss a load of great guys with that incredibly stupid attitude

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radioactivecandy (they/them)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

f**k this woman. male, female, or whatever you identify as, the right to have a delicious piece of carrot cake or a bowl of ice cream is a UNIVERSAL RIGHT. LISTEN TO YOUR STOMACH. FREEDOM. PATRIOTISM. AMERICA. I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN 36 HOURS

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Thomas Turnbull
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Iyssa I personally would never date such a person as you. With that stupid phrase men eat meals. Also in these days of Covid you should not be tasting others meals.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Problably be a while since a man ate her (out), with all the s**t she talka

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Kelly Hartle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So men aren't allowed to have a sweet tooth? I'd better tell my husband, who loves cookies and pies.

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Barbara Skolly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sharing my dessert! If he wants some he better get his own!

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JD Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did I get hit in the head & just didn’t realize, or does this make no sense to anyone else?

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Martha Higgins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real men don't give a flying **** what others think about what they eat or drink.

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Kevin Warner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm LEGIT heading out the back of the restaurant through the kitchen having paid MY PORTION of the bill! Mental Illness is MY Red Flag!!!

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Jill Pulcifer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so weird to me. If I was on a date with a man who ordered desert, I would be delighted because im totally gonna have some of that desert.

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Miranda Whitehead
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it's red flag if man or women orders dessert they can if they want to

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Fred Burrows
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh. I'm getting some cake. to shove in your face, you silly goose. Then I'll have me some pie a la 'mode.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember going on a double date with my sister when we were teens. My date was a blind date. After we ordered she pulled me aside and said I should have ordered something light. I didn't want him to think I really ate like that.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't give a flying rat's a**e what this or any other woman thinks about me, because I sure as hell won't leave the table without a nice dessert! :-D

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why the Hell would anyone want to date anyone that won't let you get appetizers or dessert??

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Lioness Nature
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope guy orders dessert to on dates. Just so I don't look like a fat ass alone.

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Karen Canto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Creo que si ella piensa eso está en todo su derecho, en fin, ella se pierde de grandes cosas

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Luis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The lady is right! Men does not order desserts... just like girls don't farts... every one knows that!!!

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LaToya Mack
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She doesn’t have a father she doesn’t realize that men eat, they have choices. Probably never had a man in the home. Can you imagine how conflicted she feels about men eating pancakes😆😆

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Hobby Hopper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To any man dumped because he ordered dessert, rejoice that you dodged a bullet.

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Aliquid
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It most certainly is a red flag ABOUT you. If you think that's a problem and walked away, then the guy dodged a bullet.

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Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...coming from the same generation that is publicly disgusted by societal gender roles.

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Joe Reaves
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So eating meals now apparently means eating LESS food? Real men eat a meal, women get starter, main, and dessert?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, guys should eat less? She doesn't look like a slim girl so maybe that's what she thinks...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s always some awful looking water Buffalo saying some shît like this.

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Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

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The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

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Trying To Find Logic

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2020s: If it wasn't staged for Instagram it did not properly happen.

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Quora Moment

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What The [hell]?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They all say that, don't they? Mediums who are ripping people off money and giving families false hope, always say that there's forest, body of water or road close by, like that's too vague and you can't really find anywhere without at least one of those things.

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Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those beauties wouldn't date Keem either. They look waaaay too nice and intelligent. They know an assh0le when they see one.

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What The...

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor person hasn't figured out why everyone is always standing upwind of them.

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#31

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please people... never do anything stupid like this, it's not funny.

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Nice Guy Moment

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol .My shy nice guy turned out to be abusive because he used to feel insecure.

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My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

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My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

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Big Yikes

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Live achievement for a lot of single men from now on: grow over 30 so this weirdo leaves them be.

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Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

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Sad Cringe

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain what's happening here? I mean, it appears to be a VR wedding. That in and of itself is rather sad. But what is she handing him? Why does it look like a díldo hidden in a flower bouquet? Is it ice cream? Is that some wedding tradition I have never heard about?

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Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having no food to eat in the first place seems much more upsetting.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So? Let people eat their nasty food. Nobody says anything about the sick shít some of the people judging eat. You’re not cool for having an opinion about steak.

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