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Think of all the cringeworthy things we do. Like realizing you were walking the wrong way and having to do a complete 180 on the street. Or assuming your coursemate asked for your number because they thought you were cute and gently telling them that you're seeing someone only to understand they just wanted to work on your group project. What about waving to someone who's definitely waving to a person behind you? That's a classic.

Now multiply the embarrassment these actions have caused you by approximately 1,325 and you'll know what to expect from r/Cringetopia. As you may have learned from our previous publications on this subreddit here, here, and here, it's the place to go to when you want to confuse and disturb your mind. Which, I guess, everyone has to do every once in a while to keep themselves in check—if you find that the content below doesn't bother you at all, please contact your shrink.

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This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not like the teens understand the normal language... /sarcasm

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People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Srsly, noir was an indicator of foreign language which should’ve been picked out by others

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#5

But I Have 11k Followers!

But I Have 11k Followers!

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How Does This Even Happen

How Does This Even Happen

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#8

I Can Do It But You Can’t

I Can Do It But You Can’t

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#10

Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

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Twitter User Discovers Empathy

Twitter User Discovers Empathy

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Sheesh

Sheesh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You all know these deeeeep sighs dogs sometimes make that sound like the weight of the whole world lay on their shoulders? I think that would be appropriate here.

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What

What

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The blood is strawberry Ribena, don't tell the vampire though.

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#17

Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare he live his life for himself 😡 how selfish, what about meeeeeee

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Seems Legit

Seems Legit

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KJ
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally happened just like this kid said, honest. Shame they had a stroke towards the end of the paragraph.

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Troux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor kid scrambling to finish typing while god was summoning him up to heaven to fix things.

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Xottel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also everyone clapped, so that the teacher the flat earth the evidence student the earth once and for all.

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Truth Monster
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have it on good authority that the world is in the shape of a disk and sits on the back of 4 massive elephants who stand on a space-faring turtle. :)

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Tobias Rieper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i get the point of the post but why the picture of the toilet oh maybe because OP is talking s**t

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Jeff Driver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure the swirl proves the earth is round and spins around and around

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Sky Render
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"She gets out to check and man door hand hook car door!" Hey, that was equally as coherent and plausible as this guy...

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Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Because the teacher the flat earth my the evidence student the earth” wise words

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Afton Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"because the teacher the flat earth my the evidence student the earth"

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Messed up at the end a bit probably because it's hard to write while you're being carried around on everybody's shoulders, the loud clapping is also very distracting.

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Philler Space
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how even the paragraph he's typing is offended by the level of B.S. it's being forced to communicate and by the last sentence outright refuses to cooperate any further.

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Yort
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then Albert Einstein gave him the Nobel prize.

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Janet L
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21 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How wonderful not be so incredibly intelligent yet modest at such a young age.

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NightmaresNope
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The earth is actually ovoid. (A 3d oval) It's round, but not a perfect sphere. And DEFINITELY not flat.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally plausible unironically,. They probably did not let for a teacher to say a words, teacher got annoyed and mockingly "fine, you win.. Spout your nonsense". Whole class were eiher shocked at mental illness or laughing their a$$es off. Principal was summoned, the P. started arguing "are-you-the-teacher? Go teach stuff!" as a mockery

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was so rapt in his stream of consciousness lie that he forgot how to use English.

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Kelly Hartle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did they put this over a toilet mem because the theory's full of s#it?

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Jes M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one struggling to actually read and understand that last bit 🤷

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Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the text placed over a toilet because it is also full of crap?

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JustAnother Soul
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flat earth is without a doubt the stupidest thing ever. Have none of these people seen a sunset or sunrise?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its started not making sense at "because the teacher the flat earth my the evidence student the earth" what happened

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember reading about that in Highly Unlikely Bullsh*t Magazine. Also, did he have a stroke at the end?

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Stephen Taylor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“And the next day, Notre Dame called and offered me a Professor position!” 😂🤣😭

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid then ended up winning the nobel prize and became president of the world, where he won a war with extraterestrial aliens living on mars, and lizard people stealing our fried chicken. And then everyone stood up and clapped!

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XSpooky_Mint
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the earth really was flat the edges would be tourist attractions

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then, class the whole clapping started and ambulance came ambulance because I because stroke having was.

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Joanna Werman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, those last three lines sold me on it. That's some solid almost thinking there

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the last part of the sentence sums everything up nicely.

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Karen Canto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Esto es realmente doloroso, porque en verdad me gustaría saber lo que dicen la mitad de estas imágenes, pero entre que es mi segunda lengua y la mala sintaxis, en serio no puedo

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Ray Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then everybody clapped and made me President of the Earth.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The OP left out the part where complete strangers handed her hundreds of dollars because of her genius... and then went all covefefe at the end. I wasn't sure of gender so I just went with "her"

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Marco Conti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everybody clapped, they raised him on their shoulder to carry him in a procession, and then fell off the edge of the earth.

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Moezzzz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Incoherent babbling, everyone clapped, dudes a hero to the world. Got it

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Jacob Nunez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

………….anyone saw a picture of the earth…..it know I have and it isn’t flat…….and if someone says it is please share to me the evidence

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PandaGirl85
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The heck what happened at the last half of the sentence.....

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Lara Verne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a lovely story. Now tell me that one about Little Red Riding Hood.

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Snorkeldorf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they traveled to the end of the flat earth to prove their point and fell off. Sad. Could have enlightened so many.

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Katie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something must've happened with that last sentence because I was NOT able to understand that mess lol

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cerial___killer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then everyone clapped......was awarded with the nobel prize too

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, evidence by a 14yo on tiktok. Every single time. It makes me feel so stupid, I'm crying /s

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Logic Not Found

Logic Not Found

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm feeling reminded of this ultra-manly lumberjack-style dude, massive body, massive beard, wearing flanel shirts - and ordering his appletini "EXTRA FRUITY" because he doesn't give a fúck. Can I send these two on a blind date, please? That'd be fun.

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Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

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#22

The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

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Trying To Find Logic

Trying To Find Logic

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2020s: If it wasn't staged for Instagram it did not properly happen.

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Quora Moment

Quora Moment

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What The [hell]?

What The [hell]?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They all say that, don't they? Mediums who are ripping people off money and giving families false hope, always say that there's forest, body of water or road close by, like that's too vague and you can't really find anywhere without at least one of those things.

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Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those beauties wouldn't date Keem either. They look waaaay too nice and intelligent. They know an assh0le when they see one.

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What The...

What The...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor person hasn't figured out why everyone is always standing upwind of them.

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#31

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please people... never do anything stupid like this, it's not funny.

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Nice Guy Moment

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol .My shy nice guy turned out to be abusive because he used to feel insecure.

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#34

My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

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#35

My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

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Big Yikes

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Live achievement for a lot of single men from now on: grow over 30 so this weirdo leaves them be.

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#37

Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

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Sad Cringe

Sad Cringe

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain what's happening here? I mean, it appears to be a VR wedding. That in and of itself is rather sad. But what is she handing him? Why does it look like a díldo hidden in a flower bouquet? Is it ice cream? Is that some wedding tradition I have never heard about?

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#39

Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having no food to eat in the first place seems much more upsetting.

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Why Tho?

Why Tho?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So? Let people eat their nasty food. Nobody says anything about the sick shít some of the people judging eat. You’re not cool for having an opinion about steak.

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