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Think of all the cringeworthy things we do. Like realizing you were walking the wrong way and having to do a complete 180 on the street. Or assuming your coursemate asked for your number because they thought you were cute and gently telling them that you're seeing someone only to understand they just wanted to work on your group project. What about waving to someone who's definitely waving to a person behind you? That's a classic.

Now multiply the embarrassment these actions have caused you by approximately 1,325 and you'll know what to expect from r/Cringetopia. As you may have learned from our previous publications on this subreddit here, here, and here, it's the place to go to when you want to confuse and disturb your mind. Which, I guess, everyone has to do every once in a while to keep themselves in check—if you find that the content below doesn't bother you at all, please contact your shrink.

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This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not like the teens understand the normal language... /sarcasm

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People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Srsly, noir was an indicator of foreign language which should’ve been picked out by others

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But I Have 11k Followers!

But I Have 11k Followers!

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How Does This Even Happen

How Does This Even Happen

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I Can Do It But You Can’t

I Can Do It But You Can’t

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Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the off chance of repeating someone: wait, what??

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was needed, I approve. This cycle of madness must end! With her not going into childhood education.

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Ally R
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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Lord Mysticlaw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK but can we maybe not generalise and say "vegans" when meaning "this one idiot"?

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Terilee Bruyere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it legal to hit someone with a dinosaur fossil? Asking for a friend.

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Thorfin Wolfsbane
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hold on, I thought it was because a man ate fruit that caused the world to be covered in evil darkness?

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Kylie Cantwell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

pretty sure it was a lot more than 3,000 years ago. And I don't think the whole animal kingdom really get together and have conferences on whether to eat humans or not.

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Caroline Nagel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's talking about the garden of Eden where, according to some christians, all animals were herbivores, even the dinosaurs, but they started eating meat after Adam and Eve were thrown out. It's in the bible so it must be true...

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Vinay Pai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely correct!! My neighbor's cat is no good at math. Guess who else isn't?

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure all of you already know it, but I will say it just for safety's sake : that, ladies and gentlemen, is not an accurate fact.

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ZAPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so vegan and religious? that's weird. usually vegans are smarter.

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Randy Klefbeck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's a bible person. Some Adam and Eve c**p, except Jesus was already around 3,000 years ago.

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Stephen Taylor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PETA supporters and members are beyond tragic souls. Their idiocy knows no bounds.

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Bacony Cakes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me and the boys 2 billion years ago eating all the cyanobacteria so they kill each other and start the food chain: red-boat-6...67-png.jpg red-boat-61bc5ee69eb67-png.jpg

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Downunderdude
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So let me get this straight... Because I eat meat, a saltwater croc would happily eat me as revenge for the poor cow. BUT if I turned vegan, I could swim with the crocs without a care in the world? OK, I get it. But can I ask a question? How would the crocs know?

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Bad Alchemy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can feel my brain cells screaming and dying while reading this post.

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Viviane
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first dog was hanging around a camp. It begged for scraps of salads, but some idiot tossed it a bone. From there, cats started killing mice, which led to herons hunting fish, lions going after gazelles, and chimpanzees fishing for termites. From there and backward in time, T-Rex terrorized its fellow dinosaurs.

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Lovin' Life
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So animals come together at a conference and have relayed to humans that they'll stop eating animals if we stop eating them? Sounds logical. (Lots of sarcasm).

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L. Murphy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes, I think people post dumb s**t for the reaction, but maybe I am in denial because I just do not want to believe that there are people on this planet that are really that stupid.

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Troux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A demonic evil which has made vicious carnivores out of cows, chicken, pigs and shrimp.

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BorPand8
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um... chickens, pigs, and shrimp will eat anything. And cows will chow down on a baby bird that's fallen out of its nest no problem. Like, you can't feed chickens raw meat because they'll get a taste for it and start eating the other chickens.

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Timothy Leung
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did being vegan made her lose her brain cells, or did loss of brain cells turned her into a vegan?

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like a bible-thumper who doesn't believe humans have been here longer than a mere 3,000 years or that carnivorous creatures were here millions of years earlier.

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Evelyn Haskins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just stupid!! Animals started eating other animals when they were thrown out of Eden!! (Or wtf?)

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Amaranthim Talon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

3,000 years ago... Before that- everyone and everything was vegan...

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Melinda Flick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, dinosaurs were all vegetarian... Even T-Rex. And alla them... 'Didi, you are stoopit!'

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Shelley DuVal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What load of crap-a-doodle. Did she think cave lions ate grass?

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Jane Alexander
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we all stopped eating animals the animals would multiply and eat all the fruits and vegetables and then we'd have to kill them because they'd be taking all our food. (kidding, sort of)

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Summer Godwin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nooo that is not all animals are grass or trees eater they have to kill other anmals and us killing did not make them killl they have done for 11000000000000000000 years

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Marnie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this the vegan equivalent of the earth being created 6000 years ago?

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DarkAngelNic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what exactly was their excuse before humans? Perhaps survival?

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love cats. They are obligate carnivores. And they aren't really into following human examples.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ya know, I don't think I've ever met a Christian vegan, good to know they're out there

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Humans were the very first animals on the flat earth. FACTS. ;oD

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Karen Canto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sé que no puedo probarlo, pero me duele pensar que muchas de estas imágenes se hacen para desprestigiar a gente de ciertas creencias sin malas intenciones

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Stinky Malinky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before the year 979BCE, humans only ate soil. No wonder they didn’t invent fidget spinners.

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No Me No Person
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So we should stop eating?? where are we suppose to get our nutrients from? Perineum Sunning? (a.k.a bu77h0le sunning yoga) or photosynthesis?

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V V
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh.... Okay. I'm sure that's *exactly* how it went down

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Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, I have absolutely no issue with vegans...except the idiotic ones who make up complete bullshit about their dietary choices.

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Marco Conti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always wonder what goes on in the minds of people like that. I suspect that if we could read their thought processes it would sound a lot like waves crashing on the shore and strong winds.

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Moezzzz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that seems legit. (I can't roll my eyes into my head far enough to express my feelings on this)

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Marilyn Ransberry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm . Meat eating dinosaurs predated humans by millions of years. 🦖 Go to school. Learn things.

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Aileen Grist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They'd probably expect their cat (let's hope they haven't got one) to be vegan too - eventhough it's an obligate carnivore.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse me?????? This is just so......I can't even put this level of stupidity into words.

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2 years ago

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Meike H
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is the sort of thing Jehovahs witnesses believe?

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Twitter User Discovers Empathy

Twitter User Discovers Empathy

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Sheesh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You all know these deeeeep sighs dogs sometimes make that sound like the weight of the whole world lay on their shoulders? I think that would be appropriate here.

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What

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The blood is strawberry Ribena, don't tell the vampire though.

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Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare he live his life for himself 😡 how selfish, what about meeeeeee

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Seems Legit

Seems Legit

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KJ
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally happened just like this kid said, honest. Shame they had a stroke towards the end of the paragraph.

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Logic Not Found

Logic Not Found

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm feeling reminded of this ultra-manly lumberjack-style dude, massive body, massive beard, wearing flanel shirts - and ordering his appletini "EXTRA FRUITY" because he doesn't give a fúck. Can I send these two on a blind date, please? That'd be fun.

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Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

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The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

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Trying To Find Logic

Trying To Find Logic

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2020s: If it wasn't staged for Instagram it did not properly happen.

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Quora Moment

Quora Moment

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What The [hell]?

What The [hell]?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They all say that, don't they? Mediums who are ripping people off money and giving families false hope, always say that there's forest, body of water or road close by, like that's too vague and you can't really find anywhere without at least one of those things.

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Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those beauties wouldn't date Keem either. They look waaaay too nice and intelligent. They know an assh0le when they see one.

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What The...

What The...

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor person hasn't figured out why everyone is always standing upwind of them.

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#31

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please people... never do anything stupid like this, it's not funny.

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Nice Guy Moment

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol .My shy nice guy turned out to be abusive because he used to feel insecure.

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My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

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My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

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Big Yikes

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Live achievement for a lot of single men from now on: grow over 30 so this weirdo leaves them be.

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Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

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Sad Cringe

Sad Cringe

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A B C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain what's happening here? I mean, it appears to be a VR wedding. That in and of itself is rather sad. But what is she handing him? Why does it look like a díldo hidden in a flower bouquet? Is it ice cream? Is that some wedding tradition I have never heard about?

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Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having no food to eat in the first place seems much more upsetting.

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Why Tho?

Why Tho?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So? Let people eat their nasty food. Nobody says anything about the sick shít some of the people judging eat. You’re not cool for having an opinion about steak.

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