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We did our take on the saddest anime quotes, then we delivered an article full of the coolest ones, and now it is time to entertain you with our top picks of the funniest anime quotes up to date! Oh yes, these funny anime phrases come straight from your favorite anime series because even the most ominous ones have their fun moments to spare and share.
And, ya know, anime series are basically the most realistic depiction of life, and we all know that despite being one continuously torturous thing, life does have its fun and sweet moments. Same with anime characters—however serious or ill-fated they might be, they always have at least one funny quote that knocks you right out of your socks. Also, the more absurd the funny quotes from anime are, the better!
So, from such philosophers as Ash Ketchum of Pokemon to the great Naruto Uzumaki and Freeza of Dragon Ball Z fame, these funny anime phrases will give you a reason to laugh and make you ponder the deep farce of life. And for those who have made it to this article accidentally, be advised that these famous anime quotes are none less than those of prominent historical figures or socialites of the high and mighty society.
But without further ado, let’s skip straight to the funniest anime quotes below. Then, once you are there, give your favorites a vote and, being the good friend you surely are, share this article with those impassioned by the anime culture.
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#1
Selective participation vibes only
"Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation." - Lucifer from "Devil Is A Part-Timer!"
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#2
Fruit ninja or low-key weapon, you decide
"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!" - Marie Mjolnir from "Soul Eater"
Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
Mjolnir like the name of Thor's Hammer? I've never watched this, so I'm just guessing right now.
#3
Procrastination’s shady but chill mom vibes
"Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her." - Shikamaru from "Naruto"
#4
Cake thief energy, no apologies
“Will you be eating that cake?… Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake." - L from "Death Note"
#5
Ramen Critic in the Making
"My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them." - Naruto from "Naruto"
#6
Sorry, I’m never wrong
“I have two rules. Rule one: I’m always right. Rule two: If I’m wrong, refer to rule one…” - L from "Death Note"
#7
When Your Fox Forgot the Rent
"Hey, you stupid fox, you’re in my body and you owe me rent, so for payment, I’ll take your chakra, you got that?" - Naruto from "Naruto"
#8
Vegeta’s Worst Hits List
"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these." - Freeza from "Dragon Ball Z"
#9
When even gods can’t resist Earth’s snacks
"Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious." - Beerus from "Dragon Ball Super"
#10
Who invited the mushrooms, though?
"Don't you know it's rude to grow mushrooms in other people's closets?!!"' - Fujioka Haruhi from "Ouran Host Club"
#11
Well, That’s Brutally Honest
“Our weakness is that we are morons.” - Angel from "Angel Beats"
#12
Marriage Level: Saiyan Stress
“I have a family of my own I need to tend to. Two boys and a wife. An extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now.” - Goku from "Dragon Ball Z"
Mickal Sylvara 3 years ago
When was that said? Is that super or was that Dbz........ Or was that one of the movies?.... I want to find that for context.
#13
Captain Obvious vibes
"People die when they are killed." - Shirō Emiya from "Fate/Stay Night"
#14
Peak excellence in failing
"I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top." - Rider Astolfo from "Fate Apocrypha"
#15
When your husband turns into a pupper nightmare
"I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, It was the worst dream ever!" - Taiga Aisaka from "Toradora"
#16
Relatable Math Mood
“I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’’ - Sasuke Uchiha from "Naruto"
#17
This hit too close to home
“I bet dead people are easier to get along with.” - Crona from "Soul Eater"
#18
Casual Threats Only, Thank You
"Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you." - Excel from "Excel Saga"
#19
Sweet tooth, smart moves
"If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets." - L Lawliet from "Death Note"
#20
Rebel now, explain never
"When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!" - Isshin Kurosaki from "Bleach"
#21
Ears That Pull Double Duty
“My ears do more than just frame my face.” - Piccolo from "Dragon Ball Z"
#22
Emotion? Nah, that’s a glitch.
“I can’t develop feelings. That’s how most idiots screw up." - Light Yagami from "Death Note"
#23
Underwear: Battle or Doctor’s Office?
"The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle." - Konohamaru from "Naruto"
#24
Better Late Than Boring
"A true hero always arrives late." - Naruto from "Naruto"
#25
That’s some commitment issues right there
"If you die, I’ll kill you!" - Roronoa Zoro from "One Piece"
#26
Explosions for Breakfast, Anyone?
"I just love the smell of C4 in the morning." - Ling Ling from "3×3 Eyes"
#27
When silence really is golden
"Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke from "Yu Yu Hakusho"
Nicole Weymann 3 years ago
Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses - If you'd kept your mouth shut people would still be taking you for a wise man
#28
Nature’s brutal math, honestly
"If you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can’t save both without one suffering..." - Knives from "Trigun"
#29
When Your Brain Switches Languages
"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu from "Evangelion"
#30
When Morals Meet Mortal Pain
"What a low blow! You fiend of a child! A punch to the scrotum is unforgivable!" - Tenya Iida from "My Hero Academia"
#31
This Is Peak Mayo Energy
"I'm not scared. Just looking for an entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom." - Toshiro Hijikata from "Gintama"
#32
Burning through dumb like a pro
"So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho"
#33
Honestly, Same Energy
"I'm stupid, I'm an airhead, I'm an idiot... just like Tamaki" - Hikaru Hitachiin from "Ouran Host Club"
#34
Living for that last squeeze
”Life is like a tube of toothpaste. When you use all the toothpaste to get a final squeeze, that’s when you actually live. Struggle and struggle as long as you have life. ” - Mayon Sonozaki from "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni"
#35
Stealing Snacks Like a Pro
“If you keep this secret, this strawberry is yours.” - L from "Death Note"
#36
Big Mood, Simon
"Listen up, Simon. Don’t believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you!" - Kamina from "Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann"
#37
Existence Proves Existence, Apparently
"We believe that God exists and he exists because we exist." - Koizumi Itsuki from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"
#38
Mood when snacks attack
"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" - Light Yagami from "Death Note"
#39
Plot twist: patience is a skill now
"I trained and... and now I don't always eat fish right away!" - Happy from "Fairy Tail"
#40
Honestly, Same Energy
"Stop making me repeat myself! It's bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell from "Gundam Wing"
#41
New Life Hack: Follow Strangers, Apparently
"If you see a stranger, follow him." - Ed from "Cowboy Bebop"
#42
Well, That Took a Dark Turn
"How could I forget? He’s into dead girls!" - Kagome from "Inuyasha"
#43
Fridge Phobia, But Make It Deep
"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel from "Cowboy Bebop"
#44
Clowning on the Edge of Forever
"Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss." - Koizumi Itsuki from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"
#45
Self-Aware and Loving It
"I'm not a genuine idiot like you! I'm a idiot that accepts the fact that I'm a idiot!" - Aobo Koyo from "Katekyo Hitman Reborn"
#46
Priorities, even in chaos
"Good morning Espada. We're being attacked but first... let's have some tea." - Aizen from "Bleach"
Stephan van der Merwe 3 years ago
Gotei 13 is actually a saga, or chapter from Bleach. But then again, although the chapters tie in with each other they are also stand alone....
#47
When your space mess won’t clean itself
“Alright... It’s time to clean up some interstellar trash.” - Piccolo from "Dragon Ball Z"
#48
Surviving college counts as winning
“As long as I don’t die, college is a fun place.” - Light Yagami from "Death Note"
#49
Underestimating Us? Big Mistake
"Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us." - Kondou Isao (Gorilla) from "Gintama"
#50
World Domination, Groundhog Day
"Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse from "Slayers"
#51
Rebellion Buddies, No Cap
"The name’s Amanda. Considering the two of us are both rebels, I think we’ll be friends." - Amanda O’Niell from "Little Witch Academia"
#52
When the chase feels way too personal
"Lupin! Don’t you dare die before I get to arrest you!" - Inspector Zenigata from "Lupin III"
#53
When Losing Feels Too Real
"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money." - Ichigo from "Bleach"
#54
King of sass, zero followers
"All hail Vegeta, prince of no one!" - Frieza from "Dragon Ball Z"
#55
Philosophy, but make it street-level
“What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.” - Heiwajima from "Durarara"
Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
What is life? Life is pizza, family, friends; life is life, it's not a question you have to answer, it's just a reality that is always there. That's that.
#56
Wait, Ryuk’s Out Here Flexing His Male Energy
“Sorry. But… believe it or not, I’m a male too…” - Ryuk from "Death Note"
#57
Oops, not the kind of getaway plan you want
“You don’t need a driver’s license to hit and run.’’ - Kagura from "Gintama"
#58
Plot twist: clam life goals
"If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam." - Monkey D. Luffy from "One Piece"
OpsTheDrip 3 years ago
Man you just pissed the whole one piece fandom off. Btw you play Roblox don’t you?
#59
Guess Who’s The Family Weirdo?
"Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family?" - Ash Ketchum from "Pokemon"
#60
Fair Holidays? Let’s Talk About It
"Celebrating Mr. Jesus's birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don't we celebrate Buddha's and Muhammad's birthday next time?" - Haruhi Suzumiya from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"
#61
Plot twist I did not see coming
"What? I'm not her dad?!" - Tamaki Suou from "Ouran Host Club"
#62
Who Else Has That Mood?
"Only I can call my dream stupid!" - Zoro from "One Piece"
#63
Cake Wins Again, Sorry Not Sorry
“You must be annoyed because I’m the only one eating cake at the moment.” - L from "Death Note"
#64
Fashion over fate, honestly
"This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world… Well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks." - Megumin from "Konosuba"
#65
That Dumb Smile, Though
"I couldn’t help laughing the moment I saw him. Actually, I think that was the first time I laughed since I came to that school. He might have looked stupid, but it was the kind of stupid I wanted in on." - Tomoya Okazaki from "Clannad"
#66
Well, That Explains Everything
"The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it." - Son Goku from "Dragon Ball Z"
#67
Love’s a little murderous, huh?
"If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you when you're on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic." - Senjougahara Hitagi from "Bakemonogatari"
#68
Did someone say “belly roast”?
"Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly?" - Sawamura Eijun from "Diamond No Ace"
#69
Wall Art Wisdom, Confirmed
"That’s some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall." - Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz from "Zoids Chaotic Century"
#70
Focus mode: activated, everything else off
"It's a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other important things." - Tsukushi from "Hana Yori Dango"
#71
Existential Crisis? Same Here
"Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?" - Haruhi Suzumiya from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"
#72
Mindset Flex Level: Expert
"Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world." - Yuki Nagato from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"
#73
When Your Pitch Needs a Translator
"You sound like a Yakuza trying to sell me a marriage scam" - Ren Tsuruga from "Skip Beat!"
#74
Milk’s got me feeling some type of way
"White milk and red milk. Yellow milk; oh so bad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. It's our milk festival, ooh..." - Train Heartnet from "Black Cat"
#75
When Smell Gets a Whole Vibe
"The aura of offensive smell has come to such a strong extent that you can even see it!!" - Misaki Ayuzawa from "Kaichou wa Maid sama"
#76
Talk about shrinking threats!
"Listen midget! I'm going to curse you and make you shrink 1 cm everyday, and in only 156 days you'll vanish completely!!" - Koizumi Risa from "Lovely Complex"
#77
Wait, Pittsburgh’s a country now?
“…and other countries that nobodies ever heard of, like Saxony and Bavaria and Pittsburgh, which is a city in America, so I don’t know why I just said that.’’ - Narrator from "Hetalia"
#78
Paper goals, honestly
"I'll gladly turn into a piece of paper!" - Terunosuke Miyamoto from "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"
#79
Killer Moves, Soothing Vibes
"You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy." - Frederica Greenhill Yang from "Legend Of Galactic Heroes"
Nancy Rémillard 3 years ago
Just a toxic reminder that a hero would sacrifice you to save the world but a vilain would sacrifice the world to save you
#80
Low-Key Royalty Energy Activated
"I’m… actually, I’m a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us superhumans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru’s Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an enemy kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He then asked Kandora for power! And then!" - Ayame Sohma from "Fruits Basket"
#81
When your heart’s messy but you’re still trying
"No matter what I do, I hurt people. I'm a sinful man. A guilt guy." - Karamatsu Matsuno from "Osomatsu-san"
#82
Counting chaos vibes only
"No, it can't be seven! Say eight, dammit! Eight is better." - Death the Kid from "Soul Eater"
#83
When your crush hits different geography lessons
"Hey short guy, did I die and go to heaven? Oh crap, you are Spain. I must be in hell." - Romano from "Hetalia Axis Powers"
#84
This bathroom wall’s got life advice?
"Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow!" - Excel from "Excel Saga"
#85
Mood: quietly done but still fighting
"I wouldn’t mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit." - Trowa Burton from "Gundam Wing"
#86
Coffee Candy Levels: Over 9000
"I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!" - Vegeku from "Dragon Ball Z"
#87
When Milk Attacks You Back
"*Bursts into tears* I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!" - Ken Hidaka from "Wiess Kreuz"
#88
Don’t Starve, Or Else
"Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " - Ranma from "Ranma 1/2"
#89
Exactly the energy I bring to every fandom
"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." - Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho"
#90
Plot twist: science disagrees
"Babies aren't born after just 5 months!" - Riza Hawkeye from "Full Metal Alchemist"
#92
Big Mood: Only Extraordinary Allowed
"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!" - Haruhi Suzumiya from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"
#93
Short but Deadly, Like Ed
"Don't call me short I'll break down your feet and stick them on your head!" - Edward Elric from "Full metal alchemist"
#94
Silent? Not This Guy
"You sure talk a lot for a ninja." - Many people from "Hunter x Hunter"
#95
Chicken but make it mysterious
"What does he want with me? I'm just a mere chicken passing by!!" - Kyoko from "Skip Beat"
#96
Priorities: Pain or Perfect Hair?
"Run into the setting sun, run and suffer, but don’t mess up your hair." - Might Gai from "Naruto"
#97
Deadlines? More like snail lines.
"I'm going to be late for the snail watching club and I'm the only member!" - Melvin Butlers from "Sailor Moon"
#98
Already Taking Notes on Flattery 101
"Azmaria is amazing. She’s already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age." - Rosette Christopher from "Chrono Crusade"
#99
Wait, Erza’s got jokes?
"Good for you, dog-like guy!" - Erza Scarle from "Fairy Tail"
#100
Strength Isn’t Just for Show
"I need stuff to break. I did all that training to get stronger, and for what?!" - Natsu Dragneel from "Fairy Tail"
#101
Mood: Hiei Energy Only
"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho"
#102
Fake it till the brain kicks in
"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you’re not thinking at all." - Kurama from "Yu Yu Hakusho"
#103
When Kuwabara Calls Out the Scent
"I don't like it! It smells girly!" - Kuwabara from "Yu Yu Hakusho"
#104
Challenge accepted, emo vampire style
"If you go one step ahead of me I'll make you cry" - Zero from "Vampire Knight"
#105
Some names were made to be this extra
“I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymos Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don’t hesitate to call.’’ - Vash from "Trigun"
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Boreddd🇺🇦 3 years ago
I don't know how I stumbled across this, I don't watch anime, neither do I read manga, but I can say that this was some of the funniest s**t I ever read
foofoofloofy 3 years ago
Same here. I've never even HEARD of half of this, but it's awesome.
Load More Replies... Boreddd🇺🇦 3 years ago
I don't know how I stumbled across this, I don't watch anime, neither do I read manga, but I can say that this was some of the funniest s**t I ever read
foofoofloofy 3 years ago
Same here. I've never even HEARD of half of this, but it's awesome.
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