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We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.

If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.

Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.

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This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

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Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"

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This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, what a priceless picture. The worker is "No...why" and the duck is "Don't you even talk to me...it was a bad morning anyway." (*wad* *wad* *wad*)

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Kristi Zoebelein
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the long, meandering path he took too. At one point he got off and then hopped back on.

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Cassandra Johnson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I love ducks. Cute, fluffy a******s like cats, but without the allergies!

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Julie moreau quilliou
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but i'm worried that some concrete will stay under his paws and bother him while flying?

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Doe Harden
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like mud, feels like mud, it's gotta be mud! Thanks for smoothing it out for me! Why are you so upset? It's only mud!

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Dian Pink
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha hahahaha hahahaha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who's finished concrete, I can tell you this would make my week if it happened to me. I'd be falling over laughing.

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Eddie77
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing better than leaving your fingerprints on the cement :)

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Kat Light
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what happens when animals learn from humans: idiot cyclists, meet idiot duck

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rick hctep (Rick45)
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats, dogs, birds, etc does not make any difference, that is what wet concrete is for.

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Amuk
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the duck does the trump walk to intently undermine the worker of Latino heritage :)

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that's just a duck artist workink! And the result is great!! :)

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#8

Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

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#10

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

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#11

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

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#12

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

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This Cat

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Sarah White
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird

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#14

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

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Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like when in movies they draw out where the copses were

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#18

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

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#19

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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#20

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

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#21

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

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#22

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

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F*cks Given Level: Goose

F*cks Given Level: Goose

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Benny Lava
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.

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#25

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)

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#26

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

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#27

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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#28

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

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#29

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

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#30

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

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