We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.

If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.

Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.

#1

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

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Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

Swimming is for suckers.

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#2

Oh Deer

Oh Deer

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

Nice title :D

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#3

Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"

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#4

Crow Gives No F*cks

Crow Gives No F*cks

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

Poe would love this :)

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#5

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha, what a priceless picture. The worker is "No...why" and the duck is "Don't you even talk to me...it was a bad morning anyway." (*wad* *wad* *wad*)

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#6

This Church Cat

This Church Cat

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Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

Baby Jesus looks stunned! Blasphemous kitty.

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#7

This Turkey

This Turkey

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I see thanksgiving jokes coming up...

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#8

Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

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Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

🎶That's not faaaiiir, he is there to hold her haaaiiir.🎼

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#9

F*ck You, Other Duck

F*ck You, Other Duck

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

"Go on, I'll cover you" :D

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#10

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

That's the most badass goat I've seen so far :)

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#11

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

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GoodWolf
Community Member
4 years ago

"I live here now."

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#12

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

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AcousticGString
Community Member
4 years ago

"Oooh hayyyyy, so... have a seat and tell me... how was your day?'

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#13

This Cat

This Cat

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Sarah White
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird

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#14

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
4 years ago

Can I get one, cat involved please? :D

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#15

Poor Dog

Poor Dog

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Dog's face is like "that's not fair..."

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#16

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

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Avia
Community Member
4 years ago

It looks like when in movies they draw out where the copses were

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#17

This Seagull

This Seagull

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John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Always go for the high ground.

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#18

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
4 years ago

Free ride vol. 2

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#19

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
4 years ago

Approved by Paw!

Pineapples
Community Member
4 years ago

pawpproved!

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Ditto
Community Member
4 years ago

Csi, the case of who stepped in the goddamned pie crust.

Karin Morris
Community Member
2 years ago

This is why I won't eat food when people have cats and bring items to pot lucks, it's absolutely disgusting that they let their animals walk on kitchen counters. GAG. Those cats use litter boxes, uggghh

Peta Everton
Community Member
2 years ago

Dramatic much. I have 2 cats. Yes one will try and walk his stupid ass around the bench when I'm not looking. That doesn't mean I LET him nor that I'd casually give people food prepared on a noncleaned bench. Ridiculous.

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Alison Stead
Community Member
4 years ago

Hand made!

Lois Matelan
Community Member
4 years ago

I once set a large pan of bread dough, covered with a clean damp dish towel, on the warm air register to rise. Came back to find it squashed and covered with cat hair (he'd moved the dish towel, because it was damp, I guess.) #McCavity

Ann Herring
Community Member
4 years ago

I made a pavlova once and I left it on the bench ready for dinner. Had to go out for a bit and when I came home, my damn cat had sat right in the middle of it and eaten around the edge. Then to add insult to injury, she didn't like it so she threw up on the lounge!!!

Alexis Alexandra
Community Member
4 years ago

Ewww.

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Morgan Molloy
Community Member
4 years ago

Pawsitivily gross

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

This is just too adorable!

Priscila Moreno Vásquez
Community Member
4 years ago

Nothing better than a helping paw.. 💖

Kevin A
Community Member
4 years ago

Do you even have a cat? Thats the question...

Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

Kilroy was here.

Linda Christian
Community Member
2 years ago

Grauman’s Hollywood’s walk of fame!

Ailleen Torres
Community Member
3 years ago

Seal of approval

Ágnes Losonczi
Community Member
4 years ago

Cheating! That was surely intentionally done by the hooman for the sake of the photo!

Thomas Larsen
Community Member
4 years ago

bet you made it anyway

Genevieve Gates
Community Member
4 years ago

KEEP IT!

Alexis Alexandra
Community Member
4 years ago

It'll be pretty cute when its been baked...more creative than the usual slits. :-)

Pam
Community Member
4 years ago

XD

Lily Mae Kitty
Community Member
4 years ago

"inspected by Mr. Whiskers"

Wombat34
Community Member
4 years ago

Great, bake it that way.

spirit wolf
Community Member
4 years ago

Well ... if you get more paw prints on it you'd have the cutest pie crust...

Herb Eaversmells
Community Member
4 years ago

I would leave it, makes a unique design

Jan Palmer
Community Member
4 years ago

Kind a cute!

Amber Ice
Community Member
4 years ago

Also what I was gonna say

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Lee Scherman Fralick
Community Member
4 years ago

Yas, My cat stepped on my PB&J sammich. I ate it anyway, catprint and all.

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

were you cook from the movie 'Young einstein' ? :-p

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#20

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

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Natasha L
Community Member
4 years ago

That pose... such elegance. This is truly art!

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#21

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

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Violaine LB
Community Member
4 years ago

I want one actually now! he looks cute!

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#22

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

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Marie Rundel
Community Member
4 years ago

Superheroes!

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#23

Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

"Mmmmh.... Lemme fix this picture.

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#24

F*cks Given Level: Goose

F*cks Given Level: Goose

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Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.

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#25

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)

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#26

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

When you're the oldest cousin at a family reunion

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#27

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this new wiper is obstructing the view a bit.

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#28

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

That's just the new Disney movie :)

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#29

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

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Natasha L
Community Member
4 years ago

Do you think I care? I can't eat it, it doesn't matter.

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#30

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

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GoodWolf
Community Member
4 years ago

Looking fabulous!

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#31

This Goat

This Goat

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

you know not all goat can read

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