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We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.

If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.

Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.

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This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

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Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

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Jeremie Guerra
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"

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This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, what a priceless picture. The worker is "No...why" and the duck is "Don't you even talk to me...it was a bad morning anyway." (*wad* *wad* *wad*)

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Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

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This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A goat with pet alligators...evoluation has gone too far.

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Emma Vink
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People...unless those are all mini crocs...that is a cow. Cows in India look like this, so do some indigenous Nguni cattle.

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Daria B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We think this goat is in danger, but really those are its army of bodyguards and servants.

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Mel F
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how the comments quickly devolved into a cow vs goat fight. You know who doesn't give a damn? That goatcow!

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Teresa Taylor
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a cow. They roam freely in India. Google "cows on streets of India" and you will see many such examples of large white cows with long ears that resemble goats from a distance However, they look more like the Brahma breed because of the hump on their backs. I don't think they get as large as Brahmas, though. (I just Googled Brahma and it is a US breed derived from an Indian Kankrej cow. Brahma is a Hindu god. So there's the answer. IT'S A COW. AND YOU DON'T NEED TO LIVE ON A FARM TO FIGURE THAT OUT!)

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Jo Johannsen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently, the gators or crocs are picking up on the vibe. 😲

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Pöttyös Panni
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil

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Connie Druzbik
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil...

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Elina Alen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moment of silence for those who can't separate goat from a cow

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Silithas Chimeradon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a goat at the bottom of page one, unless that cow has a very mishaped head

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Warren Goddard
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil! LOL

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Sheileagh Leens
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm! Whomever took this picture apparently doesn't know a cow from a goat!!!

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Susan Harris
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except, it's a goat not a cow. A badass goat. But, a goat, nonetheless.

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AE Sondakh
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This picture maybe taken from the zoo. And maybe this is the picture before lunchtime for those crocs. This might it first and last picture. Dear cow.. At least in ur short and miserable life, u gave us inspiration to walk like a legend.

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Jo Johannsen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cow...goat...whatever - he ain't got enough teeth for that battle.

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La
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The title of this post belongs in the compilation above it.

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Jazmyn B (Jaz)
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously? A cow? Whoever posted this must be blind of some sort because it's damn obvious this is a goat!!

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Amuk
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am just automatically assuming that those who claimed with seriousness about this animal being a goat are insular myopic white Americans.... Racist? probably.. but better than taking a stand on something which everyone else can see is wrong. cheers

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#11

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

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Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

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This Cat

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Sarah White
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird

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Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

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Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like when in movies they draw out where the copses were

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#18

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

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Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

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#21

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

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#22

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

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F*cks Given Level: Goose

F*cks Given Level: Goose

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Benny Lava
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.

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This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

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Jeremie Guerra
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)

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#26

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

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#27

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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#28

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

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Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

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This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

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