We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.
If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.
Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.
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This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough
Oh Deer
Zero F*cks Given
The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"
Crow Gives No F*cks
This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks
This Church Cat
This Turkey
Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems
F*ck You, Other Duck
This Cow Gives Zero F*cks
This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch
Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home
"Oooh hayyyyy, so... have a seat and tell me... how was your day?'
This Cat
I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird
Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store
Poor Dog
Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day
This Seagull
Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care
Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found
This is why I won't eat food when people have cats and bring items to pot lucks, it's absolutely disgusting that they let their animals walk on kitchen counters. GAG. Those cats use litter boxes, uggghh
Dramatic much. I have 2 cats. Yes one will try and walk his stupid a*s around the bench when I'm not looking. That doesn't mean I LET him nor that I'd casually give people food prepared on a noncleaned bench. Ridiculous.
Load More Replies...I once set a large pan of bread dough, covered with a clean damp dish towel, on the warm air register to rise. Came back to find it squashed and covered with cat hair (he'd moved the dish towel, because it was damp, I guess.) #McCavity
I made a pavlova once and I left it on the bench ready for dinner. Had to go out for a bit and when I came home, my damn cat had sat right in the middle of it and eaten around the edge. Then to add insult to injury, she didn't like it so she threw up on the lounge!!!
Cheating! That was surely intentionally done by the hooman for the sake of the photo!
It'll be pretty cute when its been baked...more creative than the usual slits. :-)
Well ... if you get more paw prints on it you'd have the cutest pie crust...
Yas, My cat stepped on my PB&J sammich. I ate it anyway, catprint and all.
The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces
Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard
We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun
Zero F*cks Given
F*cks Given Level: Goose
I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.
This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others
My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)
Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck
Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero
This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care
Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed
This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises
This Goat
My husband is ill & I was feeling down. Thanks for the humor . It always helps !
Indeed, well done to the person who put this together!
Load More Replies...Must so much profanity be used to describe these shots? Where is the "family" in "Awkward Family"? Great humor here, but I can't share them with family!
The husky was a resident at my exclusive dogs hotel, he was a right character,
Don't you think, that 40 pages isn't to much? Sorry to say that ... I would really like to check all the images but get through 40 pages is just really annoying ...
I would like to look at this with my grandchildren, but there are too many swears.
The pictures of cat paws in dough and cats on dining rooms tables is the reason I won't eat food that people bring to pot lucks cause I find that disgusting that cats walk on counter tops
Apparently, the person who wrote this up thinks the word "f**k" is extremely clever and funny, especially when employed over and over. I guess they're 13 years old?
I'm sure children would like these daft pics, but I wouldn't show them with the vulgar headings. Completely unnecessary.
That duck very well knew he was screwing up that pavement.
Thanks for the belly laughs❣😄 So many adorable & funny ones, hard to even pick top ten favorites ❤
My husband is ill & I was feeling down. Thanks for the humor . It always helps !
Indeed, well done to the person who put this together!
Load More Replies...Must so much profanity be used to describe these shots? Where is the "family" in "Awkward Family"? Great humor here, but I can't share them with family!
The husky was a resident at my exclusive dogs hotel, he was a right character,
Don't you think, that 40 pages isn't to much? Sorry to say that ... I would really like to check all the images but get through 40 pages is just really annoying ...
I would like to look at this with my grandchildren, but there are too many swears.
The pictures of cat paws in dough and cats on dining rooms tables is the reason I won't eat food that people bring to pot lucks cause I find that disgusting that cats walk on counter tops
Apparently, the person who wrote this up thinks the word "f**k" is extremely clever and funny, especially when employed over and over. I guess they're 13 years old?
I'm sure children would like these daft pics, but I wouldn't show them with the vulgar headings. Completely unnecessary.
That duck very well knew he was screwing up that pavement.
Thanks for the belly laughs❣😄 So many adorable & funny ones, hard to even pick top ten favorites ❤