We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.

If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.

Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.

#1

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

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Benny Lava
Community Member
3 years ago

Swimming is for suckers.

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#2

Oh Deer

Oh Deer

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

Nice title :D

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#3

Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"

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#4

Crow Gives No F*cks

Crow Gives No F*cks

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

Poe would love this :)

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#5

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha, what a priceless picture. The worker is "No...why" and the duck is "Don't you even talk to me...it was a bad morning anyway." (*wad* *wad* *wad*)

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#6

This Church Cat

This Church Cat

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Benny Lava
Community Member
3 years ago

Baby Jesus looks stunned! Blasphemous kitty.

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#7

This Turkey

This Turkey

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

I see thanksgiving jokes coming up...

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#8

Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

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Benny Lava
Community Member
3 years ago

🎶That's not faaaiiir, he is there to hold her haaaiiir.🎼

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#9

F*ck You, Other Duck

F*ck You, Other Duck

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

"Go on, I'll cover you" :D

Benny Lava
Community Member
3 years ago

Dick duck.

Sarah Matos
Community Member
3 years ago

The white duck eyes it's like WHAT THE F just happened?!

Cristy Cable
Community Member
3 years ago

Damn it John, we've talked about this.

Ava Masumi
Community Member
3 years ago

Literally some people

Timothy D.
Community Member
3 years ago

"what the duck man?"

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Hey look, I have my very own flotation device.

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

The duck just needed a li'l backrub.

The Cappy
Community Member
3 years ago

Just testing your buoyancy.

Emma Thomas
Community Member
3 years ago

He's a user, get the duck off ur back

Luis Payano
Community Member
3 years ago

That is a female duck on top of a male duck... of course... #F@ckYouBaby

Sydney Andrews
Community Member
3 years ago

NOT what I meant when I said 'cover me' dude.

Jamal W
Community Member
3 years ago

"Get wet? That's so last year.."

cajsalajka
Community Member
3 years ago

In swedish peakcock is 'Påfågel" Wich also translates to "on bird"

Kaz Carmon
Community Member
1 year ago

#fuck a duck..So that's where that "saying" comes from...😂

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
1 year ago

Like the pigeons on the iguanas in Ecuador. :) Guay6-5cb5...860af2.jpg Guay6-5cb5d1b860af2.jpg

Leif Johnsen
Community Member
2 years ago

Loaded to summer loadline

Dian Pink
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow

EvieNiffler
Community Member
3 years ago

I hereby name thee Sir Sniper.

Eddie77
Community Member
3 years ago

An abusive duck

BoredBunny
Community Member
3 years ago

Duck you, other duck.

rick hctep (Rick45)
Community Member
3 years ago

who is the boss around here.

Carrleih
Community Member
3 years ago

The swan boat pedals were his idea.

Philip Papageorghiou
Community Member
3 years ago

Did the duck get any loot in return?

Barbara Calfee
Community Member
3 years ago

"I've got your back"

Hayley Lightcap
Community Member
3 years ago

You mother ducker

Ildiko Okido
Community Member
3 years ago

Why swim, when I can take the ferry?

criminalgirl
Community Member
3 years ago

I've got your back...

Virgil Blue
Community Member
3 years ago

What's up? Never seen an aquaphobic duck and his support bird before?

Glenys Stone
Community Member
3 years ago

Chivalry has not yet died.

Gillian Black
Community Member
3 years ago

why swim when you can ride

Amber Ice
Community Member
3 years ago

"I'm more pretty, so you're gonna be my pedestal"

Sondre Strøm Linde
Community Member
3 years ago

He doesn't give a dam.

Varsha Chrislin
Community Member
3 years ago

The ducks look fabulous!

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Other duck or inflatable floatation device? You decide...

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#10

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

That's the most badass goat I've seen so far :)

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#11

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

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GoodWolf
Community Member
3 years ago

"I live here now."

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#12

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

"Oooh hayyyyy, so... have a seat and tell me... how was your day?'

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#13

This Cat

This Cat

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Sarah White
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird

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#14

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
3 years ago

Can I get one, cat involved please? :D

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#15

Poor Dog

Poor Dog

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Dog's face is like "that's not fair..."

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#16

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

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Avia
Community Member
3 years ago

It looks like when in movies they draw out where the copses were

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#17

This Seagull

This Seagull

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John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Always go for the high ground.

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#18

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
3 years ago

Free ride vol. 2

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#19

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
3 years ago

Approved by Paw!

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#20

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

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Natasha L
Community Member
3 years ago

That pose... such elegance. This is truly art!

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#21

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

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Violaine LB
Community Member
3 years ago

I want one actually now! he looks cute!

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#22

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

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Marie Rundel
Community Member
3 years ago

Superheroes!

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#23

Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

"Mmmmh.... Lemme fix this picture.

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#24

F*cks Given Level: Goose

F*cks Given Level: Goose

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Benny Lava
Community Member
3 years ago

I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.

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#25

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)

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#26

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
3 years ago

When you're the oldest cousin at a family reunion

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#27

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

I think this new wiper is obstructing the view a bit.

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#28

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

That's just the new Disney movie :)

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#29

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

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Caitlyn McCracken
Community Member
3 years ago

The look when you're pissed and someone tries to make you laugh. Unaffected

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#30

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

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GoodWolf
Community Member
3 years ago

Looking fabulous!

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#31

This Goat

This Goat

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

you know not all goat can read

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