We humans spend lots of time and money trying to train and domesticate animals, but at the end of the day, their wild instincts sometimes get the better of them.

If you enjoyed our post about people who don't give a damn, you're going to love these animals that have totally lost all semblance of discretion. True, they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also savage as hell, and they don't really care if their actions affect you at all. If you share any of these traits, these may very well be your spirit animals.

Vote for your favourite badass animal below, and if you've got one of your own who gives even less of a f**k than you do, add them to our list.

#1

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

This Guy Was Supposed To Learn How To Swim. He Decided Floating Was Good Enough

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Benny Lava
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4 years ago

Swimming is for suckers.

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#2

Oh Deer

Oh Deer

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Jeremie Guerra
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4 years ago

Nice title :D

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#3

Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

The look of the cat at the end..."but, that's not supposed to work like that!"

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#4

Crow Gives No F*cks

Crow Gives No F*cks

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Jeremie Guerra
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4 years ago

Poe would love this :)

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#5

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha, what a priceless picture. The worker is "No...why" and the duck is "Don't you even talk to me...it was a bad morning anyway." (*wad* *wad* *wad*)

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#6

This Church Cat

This Church Cat

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Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

Baby Jesus looks stunned! Blasphemous kitty.

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#7

This Turkey

This Turkey

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I see thanksgiving jokes coming up...

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#8

Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

Kitty Doesn't Care About Your Problems

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Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

🎶That's not faaaiiir, he is there to hold her haaaiiir.🎼

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#9

F*ck You, Other Duck

F*ck You, Other Duck

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

"Go on, I'll cover you" :D

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#10

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

This Cow Gives Zero F*cks

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

That's the most badass goat I've seen so far :)

Kandi Kirk
Community Member
4 years ago

My first thought was.. him that's not a cow lol

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

A goat with pet alligators...evoluation has gone too far.

John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Those are crocs, not gators. Huge difference.

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Emma Vink
Community Member
4 years ago

People...unless those are all mini crocs...that is a cow. Cows in India look like this, so do some indigenous Nguni cattle.

SamuelLemons
Community Member
4 years ago

I just think it's funny how everyone still thinks it's a goat...

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

We think this goat is in danger, but really those are its army of bodyguards and servants.

Frimpong Poku-Dankwa
Community Member
4 years ago

Vegetarian crocs!

Mel F
Community Member
4 years ago

I love how the comments quickly devolved into a cow vs goat fight. You know who doesn't give a damn? That goatcow!

Chery Sanchez
Community Member
4 years ago

not a goat is a badass cow

Mahi Baid
Community Member
4 years ago

That is a cow and not a goat.

Dianne Marie Rivera
Community Member
4 years ago

He's like a kung fu master who finished it in one blow. Thug life.

Hyodo widger
Community Member
4 years ago

.... Like a boss

Ildiko Okido
Community Member
4 years ago

The alligators don't seem to care either.

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

isn't that a cow/bull/ox and not a goat? am I not getting the joke?

Jespren Ray
Community Member
4 years ago

Goat, not cow, goat.

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John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Something tells me I'm going the wrong way here.

Shana
Community Member
4 years ago

A thin line between bravery and stupidity? :P

Jody Moore
Community Member
4 years ago

Yea, tho I walk through the Valley of Death...

IAmTheRealTimbo
Community Member
4 years ago

THATS A GOAT NOT A COW!!! DO U EVEN LIVE ON A FARM?!?!?

Teresa Taylor
Community Member
4 years ago

That is a cow. They roam freely in India. Google "cows on streets of India" and you will see many such examples of large white cows with long ears that resemble goats from a distance However, they look more like the Brahma breed because of the hump on their backs. I don't think they get as large as Brahmas, though. (I just Googled Brahma and it is a US breed derived from an Indian Kankrej cow. Brahma is a Hindu god. So there's the answer. IT'S A COW. AND YOU DON'T NEED TO LIVE ON A FARM TO FIGURE THAT OUT!)

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Apple Black
Community Member
4 years ago

Shit just goat serious!

Cassandra Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a weird cow.

Just Me
Community Member
4 years ago

🐐GOAT 🐐 NOT a "Cow."

Claudia Machado
Community Member
4 years ago

It was delicious

Cobraul2
Community Member
4 years ago

This cow? You give zero f*uks about biology. :))

Elizabott
Community Member
4 years ago

This is the goatiest cow I've ever seen!

Claire Sylvester
Community Member
4 years ago

Go cow!!!!!!

Nobebocafe Artorsomething
Community Member
4 years ago

(It's a cow)

Kalesh Kesavan
Community Member
4 years ago

that's a cow!

Varsha Chrislin
Community Member
4 years ago

All the crocs tummies are already full!

LizzyM
Community Member
4 years ago

😱

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago

This gives me anxiety.

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
2 years ago

Apparently, the gators or crocs are picking up on the vibe. 😲

erwin cachero
Community Member
2 years ago

It's a cow, know your animals.

Pöttyös Panni
Community Member
2 years ago

Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil

Connie Druzbik
Community Member
2 years ago

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil...

Aaron Pie
Community Member
2 years ago

"You heard what I did to the troll right?"

Ed Liwag
Community Member
2 years ago

bogus

Ed Liwag
Community Member
2 years ago

bogus ...

Ka'uilani Data
Community Member
2 years ago

Cow?? 😂😂😂😂

Elina Alen
Community Member
2 years ago

Moment of silence for those who can't separate goat from a cow

Gordon Williams
Community Member
2 years ago

yea though I walk through the valley of death

Dimitar Isusov
Community Member
2 years ago

What cow?!

Aldwin Guevara
Community Member
3 years ago

What eventually happened here?

Aner Euqirnam
Community Member
3 years ago

Moooove out of my way beasts

Ken Pfeiffer
Community Member
3 years ago

photoshopped, where are his tracks leading to that point?

Silithas Chimeradon
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a goat though, or that cow has a deformed head.

Silithas Chimeradon
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a goat at the bottom of page one, unless that cow has a very mishaped head

Beth Downs
Community Member
4 years ago

OH LOOK! A democrat walking into Congress.

Mary Kavanagh
Community Member
4 years ago

Hopefulyy the reptiles have been fed!

Shannon McKee
Community Member
4 years ago

It was likely put there on purpose for the gators to eat.

Marysia Jawłowska
Community Member
4 years ago

Because there's zero cows in the picture

Rosabel Goodman-Everard
Community Member
4 years ago

Not cow, goat

Samantha Sanchez
Community Member
4 years ago

"As I walk through the valleys of the shadow of death"

Karen Collinson
Community Member
4 years ago

Somebody tell that cow they're not logs but cross.

सागर राणा
Community Member
4 years ago

As i walk through valley in the shadow of death..

Derpy Bob
Community Member
4 years ago

Cow?

Warren Goddard
Community Member
4 years ago

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil! LOL

That bunny that ate your breakfast
Community Member
4 years ago

Holy crap that cow or goat is the most braved animal I have ever seen!!! :D

Venomous Sloth
Community Member
4 years ago

Why did they call it a cow?

Genevieve Gates
Community Member
4 years ago

?!?!?!?!? And is it a cow or a goat?

Elmer Fudd
Community Member
4 years ago

That's no cow.

Titu Rospetta
Community Member
4 years ago

It's a Goat, not a cow (notice the title!?!?!).

Little Menace
Community Member
4 years ago

Cow?

Eddie77
Community Member
4 years ago

I would call her a brave cow :)

Sheileagh Leens
Community Member
4 years ago

Hmm! Whomever took this picture apparently doesn't know a cow from a goat!!!

Tracy Moorhead
Community Member
4 years ago

I. Thought they were all dead...and that's not a cow!

Mia August
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a goat..........

Kat Light
Community Member
4 years ago

It's walking the gauntlet...

Alexandra Ionescu
Community Member
4 years ago

Completely blind and deaf goat, probably !

Alexandra Ionescu
Community Member
4 years ago

Or cow...

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Susan Harris
Community Member
4 years ago

Except, it's a goat not a cow. A badass goat. But, a goat, nonetheless.

Susan Harris
Community Member
4 years ago

Except it's a goat, not a cow.

Teresa Taylor
Community Member
4 years ago

Even the crocodiles are Hindu in India.

Tracey Hall
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow he is game .

Jack Arc
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, with the cow, I'm not sure it survived it.

tigertae
Community Member
4 years ago

That's not a cow... That's a goat.

Ingrid Dillen
Community Member
4 years ago

Cow? Isn't that a goat?

Mibo Dumplings
Community Member
4 years ago

GOAT: make way yall

AE Sondakh
Community Member
4 years ago

This picture maybe taken from the zoo. And maybe this is the picture before lunchtime for those crocs. This might it first and last picture. Dear cow.. At least in ur short and miserable life, u gave us inspiration to walk like a legend.

Le Faiseux
Community Member
4 years ago

Cow??

Bj Marlatt
Community Member
4 years ago

Love that it's not a cow

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
4 years ago

cow...goat...whatever - he ain't got enough teeth for that battle.

Gillian Black
Community Member
4 years ago

oh my word oh gee what happened in the end

Ramadan Nalcıoğlu
Community Member
4 years ago

COW? :D

La
Community Member
4 years ago

The title of this post belongs in the compilation above it.

GJones
Community Member
4 years ago

That cow looks a lot like a goat...

Kori K. Warriner
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a goat, not a cow.

LC
Community Member
4 years ago

How terrifying

María José Furió
Community Member
4 years ago

That's my life

cool sun
Community Member
4 years ago

Looks more like a goat.

Eleanor Deberry
Community Member
4 years ago

Yikes!

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

i'm their king!

EllySuperpuppy Pek
Community Member
4 years ago

Pretty sure thats a goat

Lell Gee
Community Member
4 years ago

Thats a goat....

Jazmyn B (Jaz)
Community Member
4 years ago

Seriously? A cow? Whoever posted this must be blind of some sort because it's damn obvious this is a goat!!

Timothy D.
Community Member
4 years ago

um thats kinda sorta a goat sorry

Amuk
Community Member
4 years ago

i am just automatically assuming that those who claimed with seriousness about this animal being a goat are insular myopic white Americans.... Racist? probably.. but better than taking a stand on something which everyone else can see is wrong. cheers

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#11

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

This Little Guy Jumped Onto Our Boat Strolled Into The Cabin And Made Himself At Home On The Couch

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GoodWolf
Community Member
4 years ago

"I live here now."

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#12

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

Came Downstairs To See This Little Guy Making Himself Right At Home

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AcousticGString
Community Member
4 years ago

"Oooh hayyyyy, so... have a seat and tell me... how was your day?'

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#13

This Cat

This Cat

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Sarah White
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't know why but I feel like there is just one dog at the back who can't see the cat and he's just yelling "what? What is it?" While Jumping above the other dogs to try and see. Then he fails miserably and the dogs just scream "shut up Jerry" and then the cat meows "I like him" before walking off. Wow, my brain is weird

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#14

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

Just A Chilling Cat Giving Zero F*cks In A Local Store

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
4 years ago

Can I get one, cat involved please? :D

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#15

Poor Dog

Poor Dog

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Daria B
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4 years ago

Dog's face is like "that's not fair..."

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#16

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

Zero Fucks Were Given That Rainy Day

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Avia
Community Member
4 years ago

It looks like when in movies they draw out where the copses were

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#17

This Seagull

This Seagull

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John L
Community Member
4 years ago

Always go for the high ground.

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#18

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

Puppy Tries To Get His Bed Back. Cat Does Not Care

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
4 years ago

Free ride vol. 2

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#19

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
4 years ago

Approved by Paw!

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#20

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

The Most Elegant Of Centerpieces

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Natasha L
Community Member
4 years ago

That pose... such elegance. This is truly art!

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#21

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

Over Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable In My Friend's Backyard

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Violaine LB
Community Member
4 years ago

I want one actually now! he looks cute!

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#22

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

We Lost The Dude In The Sled About A Mile Back, But Who Cares, We're Having Too Much Fun

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Marie Rundel
Community Member
4 years ago

Superheroes!

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#23

Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

"Mmmmh.... Lemme fix this picture.

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#24

F*cks Given Level: Goose

F*cks Given Level: Goose

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Benny Lava
Community Member
4 years ago

I knew there was a reason for these car-wrecking holes. This mayor is a hero.

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#25

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

This Dog Who Doesn't Give A Damn And Just Sits On Others

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
4 years ago

My child used to sit on people she liked, I think that's the same here... :)

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#26

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

Some Cats Just Don't Give A F*ck

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

When you're the oldest cousin at a family reunion

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#27

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of F*cks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this new wiper is obstructing the view a bit.

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#28

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

This Capybara Is Too Tired To Care

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Jeremie Guerra
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4 years ago

That's just the new Disney movie :)

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#29

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

Unimpressed Dog Is Unimpressed

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Natasha L
Community Member
4 years ago

Do you think I care? I can't eat it, it doesn't matter.

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#30

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

This Asshole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

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GoodWolf
Community Member
4 years ago

Looking fabulous!

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#31

This Goat

This Goat

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

you know not all goat can read

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