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What's your favorite animal? We all have our preferences, often formed when we are kids and based on not much in particular. Mine is a fox, mainly because my favorite football team is nicknamed the Foxes, and they are clever and sly. Now Charlie, the brains behind 'Welcome to my meme page' has started giving the best reviews on animals in a tongue-in-cheek way, and they are tons of fun to read.

“I've been trying out different sorts of comedy writing formats for a while,” Charlie told Bored Panda. “Ideas come out of nowhere. One day I thought a funny review of Snakes would be hilarious and it got very popular, and I realized I could probably do a lot more of these without it getting too old.”

Such has been the popularity of Charlie's fake reviews, a book is now on the way. “A funny book of these reviews is in the works as well as a storybook and a mixed media variety book,” he told us. “I am a full-time writer - people seem to enjoy my stuff, and I somehow can attract an audience online with my sense of humor, so it seemed foolish not to try and see where I can take that.”

“My stuff helped me land me a job as a script intern on Conan for my last semester of college, and something about my experience working there and getting to talk to professional writers and comedians told me that I ought to try this for real. Books and games are in the works!”

Charlie really does have a knack for making people laugh, and his first batch of funny animal reviews prove it. From Badgers (sad creatures) to ants (unstoppable) these reviews hilariously highlight the pros and cons of individual species, with the absurdity of it all sure to bring an idiotic smile to your dial! If you just can't get enough, we have a previous post based on Amazon-style animal reviews that you can find here. Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Ants

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Consider me ashamed of myself for being a space cadet and playing Jumpy Jumpy Shooty Shooty bing bing wahoo VIDEO GAMES!

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Elephants

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elephants are amazing! Have multiple family units come together for the good of the herd and are compassionate and intelligent.

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Spiders

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love spiders - had a tarantula once - my favorite was a huge female spider that lived in the greenhouse - I carefully stuck dead flies on her web every day - til the 2 million babies hatched - then it was - "oh s**t - what have i done?"

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Snakes

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boa constrictor was unturstworthy - she didnt try to strangle you - she BIT you

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Turtles

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Birds

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must be tired because "eat our seeds and then go CACK" nearly made me spit coffee on my desk.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Song birds - the lovely singing deserves a mention at least if not a star!

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diane a
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i dare not hng laundry out - but love the chittering sparrows - our town in now overrun by speckled baby seagulls - 3 takeaways in 100yds

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Glowdaddy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I may be winging it, but many birds are majestic, I think other will flock to my point of view.

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diane a
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HaHa - love it - i have 200 sparrows living in a single bush outside my house lol

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Teleri Nyfain
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They ARE flying dinosaurs, after all - give them 5 stars for THAT!

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Chris
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

tag urself im "CACK" that made me laugh honestly idk

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Pattie Kelly
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG birds come from the flying dinosaurs of the prehistoric days. They are closely related to them and are direct descendants from the prehistoric time. Back in the prehistoric days one could not hold the saying "for being worth more in the hand than in the bush". They ate people. So goes "bush trickery".

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Jean
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They go 'Cack"? Is that like dive-bombing and dieing in the middle of a garden party?

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Annie Tronetti
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Birds--they're f-ing everywhere. See Great Science Fair Projects, https://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-best-poster-project?utm_term=.drEvWmr57#.qrjEqNGDB

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Jellyfish

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See-through (Perverts) is very funny!! Though IMO they are horrible, loathsome things. Been stung twice so extremely biased!

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Moths

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moths are just snow butterflies and woodland butterflies! As an introvert who also likes quiet, coziness, and soft colors, I like the subtle prettiness of moths.

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Crabs

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"If you're too beautiful, the crabs might pinch you and never let go" made me choke on my tea!

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Badgers

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Badgers screaming isn't half as scary as a fox - thought someone was being murdered the first time I heard a fox having a good scream!

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