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Picture this: a massive nation filled with endless opportunities and freedom of speech where anything you can dream of is achievable. It’s the best country in the world! As long as you make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, you aren’t a minority, you manage to avoid gun violence, and you never have to go to the hospital, you’re going to live a wonderful life there!

Global opinion on the United States might be split, but there’s one thing we can all agree on: we enjoy poking fun at the country. So whether you live in the land of liberty and bleed red, white and blue or you’re a curious spectator from another country, enjoy this list we’ve gathered of some of the best down-home ‘Merica memes on the internet from the American Memes Facebook page. Then if you’re interested in even more content about the good old USA, we’ve got the perfect Bored Panda piece for you to read next right here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sad part (well, all the parts are sad, honestly) is that easy access to preventative care significantly saves money over all. But, yay for free market capitalism make our healthcare sooo efficient...

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Whether you love it or hate it, the United States is hard to avoid. Being the third largest nation in the world based on landmass and population, the influence of the US reaches across the globe. Almost everyone knows who the president is at any given time (especially when they’re as outspoken as the last one was…), and millions of people who have never visited the country have an idea of the culture just from media exposure. Home to nearly 45 million immigrants, the US is also a cultural melting pot and a popular destination for international travel. It’s a global powerhouse in terms of the economy too, accounting for about one quarter of the world’s economic output.

And clearly, as the American Memes Facebook page shows, there is a global audience for making fun of the US. With over 550k followers, American Memes has uploaded over 600 photos sharing painfully true jokes about the United States. The topics of the memes cover anything ranging from health care to American sports, and sometimes they even include comparisons to other nations.    

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Part of the reason making fun of the United States is so easy is because of how much everyone knows about it. It’s a lot easier to make jokes about a loud and proud nation that's influence reaches the entire world than it is to make specific cultural jokes about smaller countries. But despite being an easy target, sometimes it feels like the US is just asking to be made fun of. Don’t get me wrong, I love certain things about it too. The city I grew up in is full of friendly people, and I’ve never had to pay to use a public restroom there. Also have you tried Tex-Mex? It’s incredible. But I can’t help but agree with some of the critiques people from around the world make about the US.

Of the many quirks of the US that people like to make fun of, one of the biggest is the culture of individualism. Americans tend to be taught that everyone is responsible for their own success and that they don't need to take care of or worry about anyone else. Contrary to nations like Sweden, where there is a cultural emphasis on equality and a lack of hierarchy, the US encourages individuals to boast and be proud of their accomplishments. Being "the best" is something to be proud of, and standing out is admired.  

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, not my generation. I'm one of the gen x evidently that were educated under the Jimmy Carter era in that brief and shining moment of clear thought where the metric system was actually taught alongside the imperial. I would have preferred to have had more time with it, but hey a year is something. At least I get this . Okay. This is comparable to Florida folks wearing coats in 60 degree Fahrenheit, versus my Maine neighbors who moved to SC and would wash their car in shorts anytime the weather was above 40 degrees fahrenheit.

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The American culture of individualism didn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing. In theory, it could motivate hard work and encourage everyone to do their best. But in reality, it creates a competitive culture where people tend to have little sympathy for others who are struggling. For example, some Americans look down on homeless people assuming they didn’t work hard enough to end up in their situation, and wealthy individuals aren’t typically concerned about the high health care rates because they have no problem paying their bills. The Pew Research Center even conducted a survey a few years ago to see just how individualistic Americans are. They found that 57% of Americans disagree that success in life is mostly determined by forces outside our control. To compare that to another powerful nation, only 31% of Germans thought the same. 73% of Americans also said that it is “very important to work hard to get ahead in life”.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, I've been bitten by some evil wee beastie on my hand and had a nasty localised allergic reaction and not gone to the doctors. Saw a pharmacist who gave me some over the counter meds and that did the job. A lot of things don't require a doctor, if unsure a pharmacist can be a good place to check.

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Another interesting quirk about the US is how religious the nation is. Among the rest of the world, richer nations tend to be less religious, with fewer than 25% of the population saying religion plays a very important role in their lives in countries like Australia, Canada, Germany, France, Japan and Great Britain. However, in the United States, 54% of Americans consider religion to be very important. 53% of the US also said that “belief in God is a prerequisite for being moral and having good values”, compared to only 23% in Australia and 15% in France.

Americans also contradict the global trend on wealth of a nation compared to people’s positivity. The Pew Research Center explained that when interviewing participants for this survey, they asked everyone at the beginning how their day was going. They found that the participants most likely to say they were having a good day came from poorer nations like Nigeria, Colombia, Nicaragua and Kenya. Whereas less than 28% of participants from Germany, Spain, France and the UK had the same response. Meanwhile, 41% of Americans reported having a good day. Something about that individualistic culture really puts a smile on their faces I guess.  

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah you know you've been a jerk when you can't freely walk among your people 😉

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Something else the rest of the world loves to mock the US for is their health care system. Contrary to most other developed nations, the US does not have universal health care coverage or any uniform health system, and the rates for treatment tend to be much higher than in other comparable countries. In 2019, for example, the average American spent about $11,000 on health care, whereas the average Canadian spent only $5,418 and the average Brit spent $4,653. Dealing with complicated insurance policies varying widely between companies is another issue Americans have to face, but these high costs and hassles don’t even seem to be worth it. The US spends more money on healthcare than any other developed nation, but its health outcomes are not any better. For example, the US is on the lower end of life expectancy and safety during childbirth and the higher end of infant mortality rates and heart attack mortality compared to other wealthy nations. Why the system is this way is beyond me, but it certainly makes for good meme content.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is it right you can get married, own guns, join the army, drive, vote all before you are allowed to have an alcoholic drink?

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Another aspect of American culture is the idea that “bigger is better”. This comes into play with elaborate displays of wealth like purchasing fancy cars and multi-million dollar mansions. But it also affects the way some Americans eat. According to Health Day, the standard American diet has increased by over 300 calories a day over the past 25 years. The US ranks twelfth in the world for obesity rates at the moment, with about 40% of the population being considered obese. There are many contributing factors to these rates including calorically-dense processed foods being less expensive than healthy foods, large portions of food, a culture that revolves around sitting in cars, and an overall lack of physical activity. And while the US isn’t the only nation in the world struggling with rising obesity rates, it certainly has become known for this issue.     

And how could we discuss the United States without mentioning the elephant in the room: guns. While the topic of guns is extremely controversial and sensitive, it is worth mentioning because the gun ownership rates in the US are certainly unique to the country. For every 100 residents in America, there are over 120 guns. Yemen, the nation with the second highest gun ownership rates, doesn’t even come close, with only 52 firearms per 100 people. And after Yemen, no countries have over 40 guns per 100 residents. Sadly, the US also has to deal with the issues of mass shootings and school shootings more than any other nation, due to their lax gun control policies. These tragedies are certainly not a joking matter, but they are an unfortunate, unique facet of American culture.   

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have the same in South Wales, UK , we have the bigger story ... it's just that the English Government forced us to stop talking in our own language to tell it

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The American education system is yet another topic other countries tend to harp on. Americans are notorious for not being able to speak any other languages and for being comically bad at geography (even their own nation’s geography). For example, a 2019 survey testing Americans on geography, foreign policy and world demographics found that less than half of the participants could “identify Afghanistan as the country that provided al-Qaeda with safe haven prior to the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, despite America having waged a war in Afghanistan due to this fact for nearly two decades”. And slightly over half of the respondents could locate Iraq on a map, even though 100k American soldiers were stationed there fifteen years ago. Less than 30% said they learned about foreign policy in school, and most of them could only answer about half of the questions correctly. Schools are lacking funding, and it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find passionate and effective teachers because educators are often overworked and underpaid.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish! So many 'final tours' don't bother coming to Oceania, its so upsetting.

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Even though we all like to make fun of the US, there are certain achievements that the rest of the world can acknowledge. The Pew Research Center conducted a survey in the fall of 2021 to see how 17 other nations perceived the US, and the results weren’t all negative. Most respondents considered American technological achievements, entertainment, military and universities to be above average or the best in the world. American entertainment is particularly embraced by young people around the globe, with over 75% of respondents between the ages of 18-29 considering movies, music and television coming out of the US to be some of the best in the world. The majority of participants also said that they think the US government protects Americans’ personal freedoms and rated President Biden’s international policies positively. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When an American loses argument. "We got freedoooom". Confused looking europeans, yes so have we.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah we did - tamarinds don't grow in the UK so how else were we going to make HP Sauce?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

British food gets a bad rap. Have you ever tried Beef Wellington? And their cheeses are the best. Fight me.

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Lots of good stuff, but rarely ever seen a properly cooked steak outside of a fancy restaurant.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We love curry so much that we introduced it to the Japanese and eat many spiced dishes here in the UK. This is like showing a photo of a plain quesadilla and saying Mexican people don't like spice 😂 https://www.tokyoweekender.com/2020/02/why-india-is-not-the-birthplace-of-japanese-curry/#:~:text=Japanese%20curry%20originated%20from%20curry,meal%20in%20the%20Japanese%20navy.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bored Pandas spend half their time slagging off Americans and Brits - maybe they threw this one in just for laughs?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Britisher here. What is that supposed to be, bottom left?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No idea, though none of it looks like food I would eat. Often think the view of some countries gets stuck in a past decade.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See this one all the time. At least 3/4 or these do have spices in them.. . .although the the one on the bottom right is all in the bottle of HP.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chicken tika masala is British I'm pretty sure. And most curry's are too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although I will never, ever understand putting beans in tomato sauce on toast, that doesn't look at all bad...well, except for whatever that green gravy stuff in the bottom left is.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, don't you come for my cheesy beans on toast and curry chips when the US has Cheez Wiz.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew there would have to be some "Let's attack Britain because we are too dumb to find anything else"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s sad that that kind of food is the only British food known. There’s a lot more.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's it. When I'm visiting my boyfriend and his family I'm introducing them to herbs and spices and showing them what they can do with them in their food. XP jk jk ( sheesh)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good luck! In a country that has so embraced and love curries they created their own and it's the nation's favourite dish, plus with Italian being one of the most popular cuisines, closely followed by Chinese... not sure you'll find it necessary!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Italians, Japanese or Chinese can, by comparison, legitimately criticise British food ... but for the US to do so is simply hypocritical.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Missing out the sauces common in the UK, such as HP and Wocestershire, that are heavily spiced. Missing out the most popular dish in the UK, which is Chicken Tikka Masala. Missing out the reason the British Empire was started was to access spices.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the home cooking is so bad one has to get the f**k away in order to get a decent meal.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peas! peas! peas! The UK loves smashed, stewed & wholes peas with everything! Canned beans on toast to the UK is Avocado on toast to Americans (OK just we Californias) !

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bottom left I have no idea what it is and bottom right is just wrong.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They must have stashed all of them in hidden treasure vaults.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dont knock it. Baked beans on toast are great for breakfast. i used to add garlic powder, basic and kidney beans to give them more kick. Also you weren't hungry for hours after.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, why don't you use some of those spices you enslaved half the world to get.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cod or Place and proper chips. That's it. Get off the isle. Eat nothing else.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh. Every country makes a cheese or two better than others. So smile and say CHEESE!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think most Brits probably don't eat like this. We're just having a little fun. 😆

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what the hell is that flag?? wrong in sooo many ways.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the Imperial British: "You're out of your reason mate! Do you know how much money these spices cost? You're practically eating gold!!!"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, none of those could really be considered bland either, couldn't rein you last time I had any of them though

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They couldn't make the tomato sauce or the chips without the discovery of America though

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Thank you for showing actual overcooked, mushy, unappealing British food, and not what the Brits always claim as British food—-because they’re claiming it on a technicality. The really tasty dishes Brits claim as their own actually belong to the indigenous peoples from what used to be British colonies, and were not invented by British cooks in Britain itself, using strictly British grown ingredients. As Britain divested itself of the majority of those colonies after WWII, they should no longer be able to claim the food from those ex-colonies as their own, and credit should be given where it belongs—-to those now independent countries, some of whose citizens now reside in the UK. I’m an American married to a Brit, and this is a running argument we have. I can’t seem to make him understand that a country’s true native cuisine cannot consist of cuisines from other countries claimed as colonies. The only native cuisine is that which was developed by native cooks within the borders of that country, and only using ingredient from within those borders. Americans don’t claim Chinese food as native cuisine. But we do claim things like corn and sweet potato dishes as native cuisine, because they’re made from native ingredients, and most of them were developed by Native Americans, who initially shared them with European settlers. Grown here and developed here, not somewhere else. (Sorry if I have ruffled any feathers, but have a think before reacting, and you’ll see my point.)

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this out to my chef friend who was amused. I think I can help you win your argument. Just because that's what your husband is claiming as traditional genuine British food, doesn't mean he's right. Some Brits might agree with him, I'd hope most wouldn't. Some dishes are claimed as 'British' because they were invented in the UK and are national favourites, the curry ones for example, but we're not calling them traditional or genuine British foods. Today has little to do with colonialism (just past exposure). British Chinese cuisine is a style of Chinese cuisine developed by British Chinese in the UK, typically adapted to British tastes for example. Britain did not colonise China. There were countries colonised where the foods barely exist in the UK. Traditional British dishes are completely different. There is also the separate point being made that food in the UK is very diverse, we have world class chefs and great cuisine which that slop up above is not.

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All the good stuff was taken by the British museum ;o)

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Every nation has its pros and cons, but as a country that tends to boast that it's the "best in the world", the United States deserves to be the butt of a few jokes. These memes are all in good fun, and we recognize that the US is a massive country full of a wide variety of individuals. Enjoy the rest of these pics, and don't forget to upvote all of your favorites. Then let us know in the comments what you think the best and worst parts of American culture are, whether you live in the US or you're an observer from the outside!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing with the imperial system, is that I in practice think it makes more sense because I grew up with it. In theory, metric all the way

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having to pay for an ambulance. Seriously? The USA is backwards with it's health care. Choose between necessary medical help or debt!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bahaha. At least Emus are huge and have giant talons and are scary as f%$k when they are angry.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh, oh. You are in trouble. (Also, was it on purpose Switzerland is on the goofy one?)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least SpaceX is actually used by NASA. Unlike Jeff Bezos and his big penis rocket for super rich tourists.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought this was an American culture thread? Also, you really need to come to England and have some proper English grub.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! That's nothing! I live in Western Australia. From our state capital, (Perth) it takes over 15 hours just to drive over the border to our neighbouring state of South Australia!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have cups in half a dozen different sizes in my kitchen. They are a ridiculous unit.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony of the USA thinking they are "free" compared to the rest of the developed world.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The European one is probably healthier. And I would choose over the other option. And I do not even smoke or drink coffee.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pff, not exactly true. They'll want you to fill out a paper so they can charge the hurt person thousands of dollars. If you're hurt they'll want you to fill it out too. Broke both arms and they wanted me to fill out paperwork before they'd help me out it was a joke.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it just me or did I just feel hotter looking at the second picture?!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha the head on the cup aligns with the man standing in the bleachers

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of the last vestiges of the worst of colonialism has to do with oil. We really need to divest ourselves of those incredibly racist attitudes. We also need to divest ourselves of our dependence on oil. OIL. IS. A. FINITE. RESOURCE!!! Only so many forests and dinosaurs died to create it and we’re now obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel for it—-pun intended—-because we have to drill deeper and more expensively to find it, and pump an increasingly dirty and low dried crude that costs an arm and a leg to clean and refine—-ending up with a mere fraction that’s usable afterward. Not to mention the issues of transporting it from the oil fields to the refineries—-train wreck = environmental disaster for the place it wrecks + biohazard for that place’s residents. And don’t get me started on oil companies wanting to foul the few pristine wildernesses still in existence, for no other reason than they think there’s oil there and want to do some filthy and permanently destructive drilling just have a look-see and maaaaybeee find a drop or two of oil. Switching to alternative sources will loosen Big Oil’s stranglehold on us, and finally level the energy playing field.

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