Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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Min Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

Take me with you!!

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Marija Mihajlovic
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3 years ago

that's so awesoooomeeee!!! Canada, here i come!

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Community Member
3 years ago

roasted!!

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Min Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

they forgot to end with "eh"

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Min Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

this can't be real

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Community Member
3 years ago

Omg i can't believe that worked so fast :DDD

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Min Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

wow.. but bagged milk?

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Community Member
3 years ago

and its sister, Mexico

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Min Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

at least our bacon is better...

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Min Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

less is more

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

this one makes me giggles!

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Min Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

american beavers can't even marry who they want

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Camil Gagnon
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, canada did pay for the pizza.

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Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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Community Member
3 years ago

Whyyyyy U.S.

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Min Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

don't be that cis man.

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

B-U-R-N

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Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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AmetRaven
Community Member
3 years ago

Sorry

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
3 years ago

Also...No Canadians

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S Bagci
Community Member
3 years ago

well thats kind of true. i love that song.

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Virgil Blue
Community Member
3 years ago

Resistance is futile.

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Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

Today I learned that Kris Jenner is not a good designer. (Or whomever she gets to design her stuff, I don't know or care)

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Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and bullshit it is.

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Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't get these ones. Also, are those really the lyrics of Uptown Funk? Sounds too repetitive.

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